Headless_Monkey_Boy

Nintendo employee fired after podcast remarks on localisation, fans

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

The escapist
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@scuffpuppies Konami?
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Kholat review

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@regret maybe..... if eurogamer had scores.
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Splatoon is Wii U's fastest-selling new franchise in UK

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@stfupdonny there are loads of indie sidescrolling platformers on the e store. unless you play 2 player you might not get a look in.
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

not bad, witcher 3 is on 3 times as many platforms and had a massive amount of marketing not to mention its legitimately AWESOME.
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Monster Hunter X is the next major entry in the series

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

Cant they count? surely it should be monster hunter V
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Desura addresses complaints that it hasn't paid developers

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@Malek86 not had problems with the client, in fact in some ways the clint/store front is better than steam as the early access stuff is kept separate from the finished games.
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Video: The best b-movie games in history

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

Marlow Briggs is a great b movie game an rarely gets mentioned. dirt cheap on release too.

steam page
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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt review

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@ziggy_played_guitar "Bethesda sells horse armours"

If i felt it were worth getting up in the morning, and getting dressed i'd quote that on a t-shirt.

but it isn't
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@grassyknoll "They should then commit seppuku as penance..." ... with a blunt rusty spoon, and when they pass on from Tetanus their children should be buried alive with the decomposing corpse so other developers look on in horror and know.... MORE GRASS!
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@Silverflash Mangos are way better than oranges and apples.
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Oculus Rift recommended specs confirmed

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@music1 i game with 3d vision a quite a bit with my set up, certainly runs last gen aaa alright and this gens smaller developed games.
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@bluefist
Although, imagine how many shameful accidents there will be, people being caught by their family. Far easier to be incognito with just the good old screen.
agreed Nothing is more disturbing and frustrating than finding your Grandma watching you scrub your spam javelin but the other hand (no pun intended) good set of noise cancelling headphones, you can WANK like a champion in confidence without being disturbed in peace and ignorance of the world around you. Frustration avoided.
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@_LarZen_ don't know why your getting negged, im still coping with my Archaic 2.4 ghz quad from 7 years ago and nv 770. PC's are awsome value... soooo much better than consoles (snark snark)


think i'm still going to be waiting for prices to drop though. maybe if i start saving now, i'll be able to get a comparable system in 3 years time :(
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Actually, Assassin's Creed: Syndicate, I think you'll find…

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

yeah......cant wait for dishonoured2 (please be an e3 announcement God.).
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The Witcher 3 is a masterpiece of world-building

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@IronSoldier Given you find Graphics such a deal breaker for immersion you must have a hard time reading books- surprising given how verbose you like to be.

On an unrelated note you've called a lot of people out as being either stupid or immature and on behalf of all those wounded i'd like to say that your a smelly smelly poo poo head and....

YO MOMMA!

there.... burn.
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@IronSoldier your right, and those screen shots look barley better than the witcher 2 a 2011 game so ugly it looked like a bull dog covered in vomit even then. How dare the developers of an open word game shift prioties from implementing cutting edge graphics to implementing quest design world building and coding untill a week brfore release. I'm cancelling my 120 pre-order and will pirate it instead.
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Nintendo records first annual profit in four years

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@spamdangled i solved my wii-u (black ed) hd drive space problem with a 16 Gb usb flash drive i found at the bottom of my drawer. i admit this isn't going to be a long term solution, but upgrading drive space isn't going to be expensive, and the longer i wait the cheaper it gets.
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How powerful is Nvidia's new 12GB Titan X?

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@the_sas_man Crysys, gta4?
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Ambitious Titanic game lets you explore the sinking ship in real-time

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@YoyoMcDingdong maybe your a reincarnated soul of some unfortunate passenger from the titanic (does twilight zone music)
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

titanic: adventure out of time 2?
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Final Fantasy 15 will let you play as a cat

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

more opportunities to stare at a cats anus, yay!
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Special edition gold and silver Mario Amiibo spotted

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

they're hideous, rather have the normal one.
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Unreal Engine 4 tech demo looks unnervingly realistic

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

yes yes, lovely.... NOW GET BACK TO WORK!*

*on Dishonoured 2
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Valve's economist is the new finance minister of Greece

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@gr8effect "There are 5000 dead people commiting suicide since the Greek crisis started and at about 1.5 - 2 million people without a job. There are homeless families and people looking in the trash to find something to eat.
Nah... They're just lazy bastards."

Well i had nothing against the Greeks but the lying thing rings true, they've convinced you that dead people can commit suicide.

(brought to you from the Nazi "Grammer" Nazi)
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Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered is coming to Steam

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@Gojiratron "single most over-rated game I ever played"

you've not played heavy rain then.
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This is how Bully would look in HD

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

is that a stapler in a jelly on the table?
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Blacklight and Daylight developer Zombie Studios officially shuts down

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

Zork Nemesis is one of my favorite all time games, sad to see them go but at least its planned and not a buy out or financial issues. Best of luck to everyone.
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The Witcher 3 PC system requirements revealed

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@Rhaegyr i'm gonna find out
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Eurogamer's Game of the Year 2014

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@FelixAndrews pretty sure Nidhogg has been available for over a year, just not on steam.
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Author Neal Stephenson becomes Chief Futurist at AR company Magic Leap

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

This thing is shit compared to Snake Oil(TM)you want to be part of the future you need to know about upcoming Snake Oil(TM)and how its about to change the world, when i saw it said "my God.... its full of stars...."

I'm not hyping an nebulous product when i say this has the potential to unite nations, save lives and even play a part in the cure of Cancer. it can allow you explore strange new worlds and civilisations without you having a clue its happening.

i made my point....i can talk shit to, and it'll cost you less.


I cant spell though...
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The serene, interconnected world of the brilliant The Settlers 2

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

there were always occasional buildings that got destroyed and you could never build over them again. drove me mad...
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Dementium series is getting remade on 3DS

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

still waiting to see moon appear in the eu
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Dodgy crowdfunding project Areal returns as Stalker Apocalypse

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@TarickStonefire to be fair if i were releasing a game i'd ask my friends to help crowd-fund it, maybe i have no shame.
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Stick It to The Man dev announces 2D co-op brawler Zombie Vikings

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

loved stick it, will buy this if it comes to wii-u
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Paul McCartney is a hologram in the music video for Destiny's Hope for the Future

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

Introducing Paul McCartney, from Wings...
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@markytonline83 would you go out and buy that shit?
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Video: 5 people Batman has definitely killed in the Arkham games

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

pretty sure there was a short ending at the beginning of starship titanic, its been literally decades since i played it so i cant quite remember how you do it. Think you just leave the house at the beginning.
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Digital Foundry vs Watch Dogs on Wii U

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

@A_FAN Achtung Zomby!
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Microsoft giving Xbox One owners free gifts for first year anniversary

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

good way to clear out that promo stock room.
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How Assassin's Creed Unity's micro-transactions work

Headless_Monkey_Boy

3 years ago

Fuck Yes!..... Do it Ubi baby..... right there.....ah....milk it..Milk it MORE....Milk me like the fucking cash cow i blatantly am.
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BioWare boss polls fans on potential Mass Effect Trilogy re-make

Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

well hey... here's an idea, how about taking all those resources and making a remasterd JADE EMPIRE + Sequel.
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Metro 2033 is free to download until tomorrow evening on the Humble Store

Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

@havoc2011 your not drunk until you cant spell accurate, accurately.
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The Uncle Who Works for Nintendo is a nostalgic, creepy trip down memory lane

Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

@lone_wolf_uk Ironically so might Dr fox


alledged sex offences
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Is it possible to run The Evil Within on PC at a locked 1080p60?

Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

@Sh00terStu the frame rates the issue.
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Anita Sarkeesian cancels university speech following school shooting threat

Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

@menage but at least he didn't resort to mass murder to voice his opinion. More power to him.
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Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

@karlo87 also an issue the the police wont take the matter seriously.
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Lindsay Lohan steps up Rockstar legal battle over GTA5 character

Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

@AgentDaleCooper yeah..... but i wouldn't give her taxi fair. :P
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What the hell is Gamechurch?

Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

@brokenkey lol thats how it starts, you ask questions, you ask questions and you think... then the next thing you know YOUR A FILTHY COMMIE BASTARD!!!!
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Civilization: Beyond Earth makes the space race a marathon effort

Headless_Monkey_Boy

4 years ago

to be fair it should play a little like civ, cos its got civ in the name, its a civ game but uh beyond earth.
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