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Sonic Mania is the sequel we've waited 23 years for

Gitsmith

8 months ago

Sonic wankers.
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Discovering a new magical moment in VR

Gitsmith

1 year ago

VR wankers rejoice! You can now smash your balls against each others obese bodies.
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Blizzard outlines changes for infamous Overwatch hero Bastion

Gitsmith

1 year ago

@Mechorpheus Reaper eats all tanks - without exception - for breakfast. Even more so now.
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Watch a combo master complete Street Fighter 5's toughest trials one-handed

Gitsmith

2 years ago

It's either fairly impressive or and indicator of just how little else he has to do with his time.

I'm going with pity.
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The new Doom is having a tough time with Steam user reviews

Gitsmith

2 years ago

I had a blast in both the closed and open betas. I don't understand the dislike. Therefor - if your opinion is contrary to mine - you are Wrongly wrongwrong Mcwronglebongle.
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Ratchet & Clank review

Gitsmith

2 years ago

I missed this series the first time around. I won't be missing it again. Very much looking forward to it.
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PES and Football Manager delete disgraced Adam Johnson

Gitsmith

2 years ago

@Achtung_Englander Fiction/Fact. Wotevz.
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Introducing TinderBox: The arcade cabinet for indie games

Gitsmith

2 years ago

@el_pollo_diablo, bah! Beat me to it.
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Jon Blyth on: Bloodborne

Gitsmith

3 years ago

@Blacklodge True. But you're also a despicable cunt because of it.
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Spotify app launches today, exclusive to PlayStation "for the foreseeable"

Gitsmith

3 years ago

Mega
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Two years on, DmC takes its rightful place in the series

Gitsmith

3 years ago

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Ready at Dawn responds to concern over The Order: 1886 campaign length

Gitsmith

3 years ago

I thought about commenting here - then read some of the existing comments and decided not to.

It would sully me.
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DmC: Definitive Edition release date brought forward a week

Gitsmith

3 years ago

Great news. Very much looking forward to this - I have a lot of time in my day for Ninja Theory.
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Destiny will upgrade your exotics - but there's a heavy price to pay

Gitsmith

3 years ago

@jcaspian *Go's away to play Destiny. A single tear tracks it's way down his cheek*
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Xbox Japan boss resigns amid dismal Xbox One sales

Gitsmith

3 years ago

Japanese chav population: 776 confirmed.
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Lords of the Fallen review

Gitsmith

4 years ago

@theholyghost Because ultimately, such things don't really matter. At all.
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Lords of the Fallen concerns addressed in video

Gitsmith

4 years ago

I'm excited about this one. Combat looks fantastic; a lot of heft and consequence. If it delivers, this will be special.

I'm also pleased to see the development team attempt to engage with their audience in such a way - they're obviously very confident in what they've produced.

Fingers crossed.
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Bungie nerfs Destiny Auto Rifles, Vex Mythoclast, Rocket Yard

Gitsmith

4 years ago

@Yossarian Not sure if you're answering your own question or exclaiming.
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EA Access gives players access to triple-A games for $5 a month

Gitsmith

4 years ago

I'd rather fuck a dick.
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Guild Wars 2 boss on the current matters that matter

Gitsmith

6 years ago

When you buy an MMO on release, this is what you get. Wait a month or two, and then pick it up; let the shit-eaters do what they do best.
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PlayStation Vita sales reach 2.2 million worldwide as of 30th June

Gitsmith

6 years ago

I've said it many times; but anyone that bothers to buy a Vita is a short-sighted Twat.

A little harsh maybe, but i think you all deserve it.
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Lost Humanity 7: Healing

Gitsmith

6 years ago

Nob.
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The Curious Case of the Durango Devkit Leak

Gitsmith

6 years ago

@thor_hammer They'll cut his face.
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18-year-old dies after playing Diablo 3 for 40 hours straight

Gitsmith

6 years ago

Natural selection.
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Assassin's Creed 3 Liberation trailer makes the Big Easy look easy

Gitsmith

6 years ago

Vitalol etc.
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Error 37: The future of always-online

Gitsmith

6 years ago

@Darren Tee hee.
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Gitsmith

6 years ago

Always online is brilliant. Those who disagree are wrong.
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EA pursuing Hollywood Need for Speed movie

Gitsmith

6 years ago

You think EA are aware that 90% of the people buying their games are shit-eaters?
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Battlefield 3 "shortcut" item unlocks go on sale

Gitsmith

6 years ago

@FatalHybrid YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!
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Gitsmith

6 years ago

@MarcusJ Couldn't agree more. I find the whole thing a little embarissing.
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Max Payne 3 PC supports DirectX 11, 3D

Gitsmith

6 years ago

If you call your PC, a 'rig': you're a cunt.
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Braben: Used sales are killing single player games

Gitsmith

6 years ago

/unsustainable reactionary opinion
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Max Payne 3 visual effects and cinematics video

Gitsmith

6 years ago

Max Payne 3, and Diablo 3. Thats my 2012.
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First look at Heavy Rain dev's new tech

Gitsmith

6 years ago

would.
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Assassin's Creed 3 reveal trailer

Gitsmith

6 years ago

THIS JUST IN:

Clever animals use big weapons before other clever animals.
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Gitsmith

6 years ago

@RockyMotion Yeah, but ALL Russians are evil. duh!
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A-Men dev predicts "average start" for "hardcore" Vita

Gitsmith

6 years ago

Anyone that buys a Vita is a short-sighted tit.
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SWTOR patch 1.1.2: notes, on test realm

Gitsmith

6 years ago

/waits for Darkmorgados' arrival.
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New Max Payne 3 gameplay gets shooting

Gitsmith

6 years ago

PS3 version will have a bad frame-rate, and low graphics resolution.
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Diablo 3 console release confirmed

Gitsmith

6 years ago

Excellent; i wont be forced to play it on the PC. *shudders at the thought*
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The Just Cause movie is called Just Cause: Scorpion Rising

Gitsmith

6 years ago

Fuck off.
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EGTV: Is 3D a fad or the future?

Gitsmith

7 years ago

Sony employee's: YeahEveryone else: nah
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Uncharted 3 airfield action gameplay

Gitsmith

7 years ago

Any other game, i'd be skeptical; how much control will i have? Will it feel disconnected? How will it play? That looks far too contrived to be anything other than a cut-scene.But this is Uncharted
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Dragon's Dogma

Gitsmith

7 years ago

I have been negged? Order is restored.

I was on my way out the door, and shouldn't have commented really; it does read a little flippantly.

What i meant was: The combat will have to take into account 3 way MP, and bad isp's. So it will have simple hit detection, with number crunching in the background, and little room for flare; this assumption is reinforced by mention - in the above - of the 'tank', 'DPS', and 'healer' triangle, so familiar to MMO's It wouldn't make sense for them to alter the singleplayer combat experience from that of the MP. I'm sure thats fine with alot of people, just not me.

I'd be more than happy to be proved wrong on all of the above; i just dont think i will be.
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Gitsmith

7 years ago

As soon as MP was mentioned i lost interest; MP = Simplistic combat.

My answer is no.
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Diablo III auctions "a design decision"

Gitsmith

7 years ago

This is great news; i was looking for another job...
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Uncharted film "going back to the game"

Gitsmith

7 years ago

Danny Dyer for Nathan Drake!! Who's with me!?
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MMO player proposes in Rift

Gitsmith

7 years ago

I hope she wipes a raid, and he beats her.
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Age of Conan "the best-looking" MMO

Gitsmith

7 years ago

Rift: looks better, and plays better.
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Age of Conan free-to-play trailer

Gitsmith

7 years ago

Age of Conan: Unchained, unfocused, unbalanced, unplayed.No thankyou.
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