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Cyberpunk 2077 Keanu sex mod removed following CD Projekt warning

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7 months ago

I'm sure Jesse Cox would approve of any use of burning crotch man
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CD Projekt clarifies Cyberpunk 2077 Judy romance after modders unearth unused male V voice lines

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8 months ago

@UKRachel71 Yes

In the Nomad ending
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Someone should make a game about: FlashForward

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10 months ago

@Killerbee Or how a third of the world saw nothing because they were asleep in that future 😴
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Assassin's Creed Valhalla's settlement explored: your new Viking home

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11 months ago

@Aramil47 I've found that my interest levels in assassins creed, watch dogs and far cry have cratered for some reason recently.
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11 months ago

Does any of this make up for the repeated sexual harassment suffered by ubisoft staff at the hands of abusers while management covered it all up?
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Ubisoft leaks Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake on Uplay

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12 months ago

Reminder that Ubisoft have spent years covering for abusers and silencing victims complaints
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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon DX review - a sweet but clumsy remake

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2 years ago

Reminds me of Dungeon crawl stone soup
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Microsoft confirms Xbox Series X has 12 teraflops GPU

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2 years ago

1.21 Gigaflops!!
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The Witcher "tracking to be our biggest season one TV series ever", Netflix says

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2 years ago

@Kronos No, no, Geralt is friends with a huge manatee

I'm fairly sure those are the words
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Disco Elysium review - large-scale whodunit with a distinct lack of focus

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2 years ago

This game is supremely wierd.

I'm really enjoying it :)
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Baldur's Gate and Planescape Torment on console: let a legend lie

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2 years ago

If you're a fan of planescape torment then you might be interested in Disco Elysium, a new wordy psychological rpg that is also out tomorrow
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No Man's Sky Beyond brings a universe of fun to PSVR, but not without some compromise

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2 years ago

@riceNpea What did Bob Marley say when I asked if I could have one of his doughnuts?

Hope you like jam in too.
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Minecraft Earth lets you burn down your creations with your friends inside

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2 years ago

@ambershee Dongs, Dongs as far as the eye can see!
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Pokémon Sword and Shield set in England-inspired region, due this year

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3 years ago

@niallrhysscullion And the 3rd edition released later would be Pokemon; Mushy Peas!
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Farming Simulator sprouts esports league with €250k harvest

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3 years ago

E-sprouts
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Up to 70% off in the PSN winter flash sale

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3 years ago

Some of the deals you mention are part of the Christmas sale which ends today
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Strategy guide maker Prima Games is shutting down after 28 years

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3 years ago

@n0signal yeah Piggyback make books that are just awesome coffee table books in their own right. My breath of the wild book by them is sumptuous
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The chaotic tale behind video games' best Lovecraft adaptation

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3 years ago

Great fighting fantasy tagline
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Watch: We went hands-on with Assassin's Creed: Origins Curse of the Pharaohs DLC

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4 years ago

When I heard about this DLV I said e bayek!
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Riot apologises after League of Legends dev says streamer will "die from a coke overdose"

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4 years ago

@--OptimusGreyHead-- A lot of Youtubers and streamers are extremely hard working professional entertainers who foster positive and friendly communities.

Like in any medium some are good and some are bad.
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Imminent Xbox One Conan Exiles has to put underpants on in America

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4 years ago

In the frozen north will there be "shrinkage"?
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Sonic Forces lets you create your own anthropomorphic avatar

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4 years ago

I read that as Sonic forces you to create an a avatar.
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Zelda player defeats two of the game's hardest foes without taking damage

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4 years ago

@Some_Goats He doesn't move until you've done his side-quest.
The road north from the dueling peaks stable to kakariko village
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4 years ago

@RobTheBuilder You can find Hestu later at two of the stables
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4 years ago

@Some_Goats If you are more than a couple of hours in you should have met him already, don't keep struggling on with limited weapon slots.
Edit: Spoiler: He's on the road to kakariko village
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4 years ago

@Some_Goats He's fairly hard to miss ;)
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How to triple your Switch battery life for under Ł20

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4 years ago

@Trinitron Yeah who would want a great game on their lunch break or on a boring train journey. You should sit there in sullen British silence like everyone else ;)
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Stellaris: Utopia expansion lets you build Dyson spheres, ringworlds

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5 years ago

With the right government type you can now hold quite a few more
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5 years ago

@Binba442 No one does
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Torment Tides of Numenera finally has a release date

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5 years ago

@Pacman8MyGhostkart Well then, change your nature and get on that!
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Government "behaviour tsar" isn't a fan of Minecraft: "We need to drain the swamp of gimmicks"

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5 years ago

Nah mate, you want Crusader Kings II for the great schism ;)
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Sounds like Sleeping Dogs developer United Front Games has shut down

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5 years ago

Hunkering for a pork bun? Ok I guess ;)
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EA E3 2016 conference live report

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5 years ago

The one guy who says 'Woo!'
My Hero.
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5 years ago

Look up to this guy gamers! Who can't tie his shoes...
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Griefers or saviours? The Elite Dangerous players causing a rift in space

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5 years ago

What a bunch of thundering arseholes.

They're just trying to justify the fact that they are pricks and think it's fun to harrass people.

Pricks.
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Crusader Kings sci-fi successor Stellaris release date confirmed

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6 years ago

Eurogamer only mentioned CK2 because thats paradox's best known game, used here as a shorthand for grand strategy.
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Zelda: Wind Waker HD, New Super Mario Bros. U join Nintendo Selects budget range

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6 years ago

Just got a wii u for Twilight princess and nearly bought WW as well for full price, good job I waited.

Edit: not till April 15th apparently
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Assassin's Creed Syndicate bows out today with The Last Maharaja DLC

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6 years ago

@DacoitOne that final legendary ship battle is super tough , took me ages.
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The best Zelda games: Eurogamer editors' choice

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6 years ago

@Glück Twilight Princess should be higher up in this list
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Yakuza 5 launches on PlayStation 3 next week

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6 years ago

Roll on Tuesday :-)
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PlayStation Experience 2015 keynote live report

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6 years ago

I'd download Yakuza 5 immediately
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Star Wars: A new hope for The Old Republic

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6 years ago

I left my Imperial Agent in some bar on a boring planet I don't even remember the name of.

She must be pretty drunk by now 😉
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Adam Jensen voice actor portraying Far Cry Primal's lead character

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6 years ago

By the time of 10, 000 BC when this game is set humanity had already long since spread out over most of the world, ethnicity could literally be anything they choose.

And he is a great voice actor who can sound like whoever he wants so it doubly doesn't matter.
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Northbot or Nolandroid? Destiny's new Ghost actor confirms

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6 years ago

The Station Agent, good film and reference :-)
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Just Cause 2: that rare open-world game where you aren't comically miscast

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6 years ago

The grapple-parachute fly move made that game for me. No vehicles? Just launch yourself into the sky like a superhero!
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Nintendo employee fired after podcast remarks on localisation, fans

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6 years ago

I used to watch the show he did for the escapist "No Right Answer". When he got the job at Nintendo they said he could carry on as long as he never talked about videogames.

I feel sorry for the guy but he knew they wouldn't like this.
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EA Gamescom 2015 conference

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6 years ago

@thomaslivingston Yes, yes he did
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6 years ago

Fire Emblem - Fifa
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6 years ago

"Stupid Power" Yup
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6 years ago

Definitive is the new Iconic
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