Cpt_McOneball

Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim animation trailer

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

@Cobalt_Jackal What did I just read?
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Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

Send help. Jizz levels rapidly approaching the ceiling. I'm going to drown.
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MS announces 320GB Xbox 360 hard-drive

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

My 20gb one is still going strong
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What will games be like in 10 years?

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

Too long; didn't watch:"What we're doing will be the norm in 2021""NO. WHAT WE'RE DOING IS TOTALLY THE FUTURE. BUY OUR GAME"
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New Xbox 360 dash has Twist Control

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

If I can find shit and start games then I honestly couldn't give less of a monkeys.
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Dev says fans will want COD Elite premium

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

"If it's not a slam dunk, we're missing the target"

That's not how basketball works.
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Minecraft Xbox 360 developer revealed

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

@Dr_Cowley, Notch confirmed it would just support Kinect, not require it
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Live Nintendo E3 press conference

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

Q: How could Mario fly?A: I stapled him to an aeroplane.
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Live Microsoft E3 Xbox conference

Modern Warfare prequel rumoured

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

If this is released as is rumoured in 2012, and it's not using any upgrade to the engine... Surely Sledgehammer's title will be doing the same?

4 games on the same engine over 4 years is not good, Activision*

*Although even with a new engine, you can forget about my purchase
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UK chart: FIFA 11 wraps up 2010

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

@TheDriffter
And the people negging you (which includes myself) are merely expressing theirs. Settle down.
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Kotick: Treyarch doesn't get its dues

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

Treyarch's last two games have been extremely similar to the previous Modern Warfare games with little to no innovation over those titles.
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EA: Acti has made "horrific mistakes"

Cpt_McOneball

7 years ago

@AJ09

Because after EA cleaned up their image Acti and Kotick became the publisher for gamers to hate
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Treyarch gets tough on Black Ops cheats

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

I can see early/mid November becoming my most loathed time of year. Give the CoD news a rest.
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3D visuals coming to iPhone

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

So this has nothing to do with gaming at all? Okay, just checking.
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Where is the price of COD cheapest?

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

Fuck CoD.
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No UMD for PSP2?

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

I'm really looking forward to the imminent 3DS - PSP 2 face off. Honestly, I wasn't much of a fan of the original PSP at all, but from what I've been hearing so far, the second generation of hardware is going to make it very difficult to choose between it and the 3DS.
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The new Xbox 360 controller

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

I love the way this controller was taken back to the "labs". As if you need a laboratory to change the colour scheme and make the D pad raise up a little bit.
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COD Black Ops multiplayer teaser

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

Couldn't care less. It's a shame about the 13 year olds of the gaming population, though.
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Our first look at PES 2011

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

Still no 360 degree control then...
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EGTV meets John Carpenter

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

I'd love an interview where the questions are shorter than the answers.
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MW2 Resurgence Pack out now on PC

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

I was actually ecstatic when I found only a few hundred people were playing this earlier today on Xbox. Have some of that, Kotick, you sleazy little cunt.
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RTW needs partner to do console APB

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

Ditch the subscription and we'll talk.
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Lewis: 360 has "at least" five more years

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

@GamesProgrammer

Microsoft aren't saying 3D will be important in 12-18 months because that's when their games (even though I'm not sure what these are) are going to be released, but more they are releasing games in that time because that's when they feel 3D will be important. You've got it the wrong way round.
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Forza Motorsport for Kinect in 2011

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

Kinect works great when it's being used for a game where the lack of a controller is natural, like a fitness or fighting title. When it comes to a genre that actually requires a steering wheel in real life, then it simply becomes a gimmick.

EDIT:

I do, however, think walking around your car and checking it out is a great idea.
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MW2 Resurgence DLC at 6pm UK

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

Brilliant - "Map Pack" is trending on Twitter. I think I might just throw up.
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Rare receives birthday makeover

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

Molyneux was supposedly helping Rare out with this, wasn't he?
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Natal game River Rush revealed

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

@jonsaan

Then you are going to LOVE the Playstation Move.
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MS: PSN and Xbox Live not comparable

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

The PS3 may be better than the Xbox in some/many respects, but I have to say that online is an area where the 360 does dominate. I think every fanboy who begins some sort of flame war on here knows this.
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Crysis 2

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

@retrend

Shut the f ck up. Judging by the gratuitous amounts of "-" ratings all of your comments are getting, the rest of the Eurogamer would agree that you are an uneducated little prick.
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Molyneux is big fan of Heavy Rain

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

@Those complaining he only played half an hour

How is that a problem? Unless the game gets progressively worse as you play through it (which it doesn't).
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Tiger Woods dated, PS3 supports Arc

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

"You will be able to take part in foursomes"
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UK charts: BioShock 2 unseats ME2

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

ME2 down to 8th? That's a pretty big drop
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True Crime - Reveal

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

What I saw was a GTA trailer with some shocking animation.
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Gearbox trademarks Borderworlds

Cpt_McOneball

8 years ago

Spaceships? No. This has got to be an MMO, which would be awesome shit XD
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IW: "We don't feel tied to making COD"

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

Not a huge deal about the Wii. It may just be my friends, but nobody who owns a Wii and a (proper) console would go for the Wii version. And most who only own a Wii are generally casual gamers, and thats fine. It just means the COD franchise isn't top of their christmas list.
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EG Expo 2009: 2000 in one hour

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

Sorry, no. Zoe just is =)
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No dedicated servers for PC MW2

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

The PC guys have been going absolutely mental over on the IW forums, really bad.
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XBLA social update adds "News and More"

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

'Linked only with the US'

Never mind.
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Modern Warfare 2

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

Some great reading. But this tells us what we already know. COD:MW2 is going to be bloody amazing!
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Super Happy Fun Time II

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

ChthonicEcho:

Rule 1.
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Natal patches for old games unlikely

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

Old games that were designed to be used with a controller were never going to work with without one.
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PSN: Lost Planet 2, Ninja Gaiden demos

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

I really don't want to start a flame war here, I think it's great PSN is getting these demos, but how come they come out later than XBL? Is it a technical limitation or some sort of legal problem?
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Modern Warfare 2

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

What the hell is with all the goat puns?!
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PAX succumbs to swine flu outbreak

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

Without trying to sound arrogant, this isn't really a big deal. A number of my friends have had swine flu, and they were either ok after a day or so, or actually didn't know they had it until they had fully recovered.
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SEGA doing new 2D Sonic game in HD

Cpt_McOneball

9 years ago

Ken Ballough added that the game "is that critical first step that brings Sonic back to his 2D roots".


Surely making this game has already brought Sonic back to his roots, and is not a step towards doing so.
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