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Welcome to the new Eurogamer

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2 months ago

Sticky navigation, please.
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PlayStation Experience 2016 live report

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1 year ago

There are definitely some deranged people in the audience lol
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1 year ago

Damn, is her screaming annoying
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You have to level up a new World of Warcraft character to get the next Hearthstone hero

CloisterBlack

2 years ago

Really sucks this is not retroactive.

Haven't played WoW in years; I can't be arsed to download a bajillion GBs worth of a game just to get to level 20.
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CloisterBlack

2 years ago

Really sucks this is not retroactive.

Haven't played WoW in years; I can't be arsed to download a bajillion GBs worth of a game just to get to level 20.
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Zelda fans have a bone to pick with Nintendo over doge meme

CloisterBlack

3 years ago

...oh the things people will get mad about these days...
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Looks like Driveclub Bikes for PS4 is a thing

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3 years ago

Seriously, Eurogamer, when are you going to reevaluate this title's 'score'?
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Star Fox Zero finally revealed, due this year

CloisterBlack

3 years ago

So just because this is a Nintendo title bound to childhood memories we are going o ignore the fact that this is just another shooter with bad graphics to boot?
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The Mad Max game takes a different path to Fury Road

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3 years ago

Scabrous Scrotus, perhaps the most unfortunately named warlord in some time.
Should have gone for Bigus Dickus
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Blizzard gives European Hearthstone players free cards

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3 years ago

Did you know I once beat Trump at Hearthstone?
A half-blood beat a pure blood?! Impossible.
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Ninja Theory's Hellblade also confirmed for PC

CloisterBlack

3 years ago

Is it supposed to draw elements from/be set in Norse mythology?

I see runes, I see something that resembles execution by blood eagle, Hel was the goddess of Helheim..

Could it be?
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Super Mario Bros. movie originally a "personal, emotional story" between Mario and Luigi

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4 years ago

Christofer Nolan's Super Mario Brothers Begin, when?
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New lighting tech debunks moon landing conspiracy theories

CloisterBlack

4 years ago

For the love of all that is good in this world, bloody hell, VariantAEC please stop posting and go read a book or something. Please.
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Areal adds key S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Survarium designer

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4 years ago

But serious questions about the Kickstarter still remain.
...meanwhile at Kickstarter...
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad
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BioWare's first "fully gay" male party member in DAI

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4 years ago

@Darren
I'm looking forward to the day when I play a videogame and the character's sexuality is subtly revealed through the story-telling in a completely natural way and not broadcast months before by the developer!
I don't know if you have played The Last Of Us, but there was a character exactly like that.
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Another stunning Elder Scrolls Online cinematic trailer

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4 years ago

They better release at least one more cinematic, I am now invested in them and I need to know what happens next.
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Steam users already having fun with game-tagging

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4 years ago

The teenage boys of /v/ must be really proud they made it to a news article.
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Resident Evil 4 Ultimate HD Edition announced for PC

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4 years ago

Let's hope Capcom has finally bothered to remake the cut-scenes from the mode's original PS2 version.
Not sure I understand. Weren't the PS2 cutscenes "canned", unlike the GC ones that were rendered in real time, resulting in Leon always having the same outfit regardless?
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IMPORTANT: Gran Turismo creator Kaz Yamauchi becomes a street

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5 years ago

Kazunori Yamauchi is of course still a human as well
oh, phew, thank god, I was worried there for a second..
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Left 4 Dead 3 and Source 2 spotted during tour of Valve's office

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5 years ago

Well, someone is naughty


(right clickopen image in new tab/view image
if it's not readable)
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Mashing to mastery: is it worth participating in Xbox One exclusive Ryse?

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

Not playing with Biggus Dickus?
Disappointed.
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Xbox One memory performance improved for production console

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

I don't know if I believe that whole "we discovered that the ESRAM chip is actually faster than we thought" story.

I mean, in engineering, especially when you design for hardware, EVERYTHING is calculated a priory, you do not leave, you must not leave, anything in luck.

They either always knew that the chip was indeed faster, or it isn't.
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Caesar the Total War: Rome 2 system specs

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

I'm off to download some more RAM, thanks Rob

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Sony: PlayStation 4 will not restrict used games or force you to connect your console online

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5 years ago

Oh, my, that video.
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Tekken Revolution is a free-to-play PS3 exclusive

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5 years ago

I am Cersei Lannister and I approve of this game's tagline.
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Aroooo! The inside story on Call of Duty dog motion capture

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5 years ago

The dog is a ghost.
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Next Xbox Reveal: live report and live video

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5 years ago

What is fantasy football?
Is it like DnD but with football?
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Gran Turismo 6 is official, boasts 1200 cars

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5 years ago

@RevanNL
What if it was 200 properly modeled cars and 1000 copy-pasted out from GT5?
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Next Xbox to be called Xbox Infinity - report

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5 years ago

So, the infinity symbol is now a Microsoft trademark? :P
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Valve has been measuring people's sweat while they play games

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5 years ago

Is it only me who doesn't get sweaty hands when I'm tense, rather I get cold hands instead?
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Epic's Unreal Engine 3 tech demo Epic Citadel now exists in your browser

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

Nice proof of concept but runs rather choppily on my laptop. 16fps when Skyrim runs at 25 average.
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Eurogamer seeks Web Developer for companionship and maybe more

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5 years ago

Oli, the advert says "Location: Brighton" but is it an international position or you have to live in the UK? I am not entirely sure because it mentions working from home at one point.
Cheers.
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Slender: The Arrival review

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5 years ago

@AGBear
Also try reading Yoshida's interview like this.

Shuhei Yoshida: Oh fo'sho, fo'sho, you can go offline straight-up. Ghetto is big-ass fo' our asses yo, but we KNOW there be some playas whoz ass is anti-social! So if you don't wanna connect ta any suckas, you can do that.
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CloisterBlack

5 years ago

An alternative version of the review for anyone interested.
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Microsoft creative director Adam Orth no longer with Microsoft

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5 years ago

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The next Xbox will be fully integrated into your TV via a cable box connection - report

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5 years ago

This will be used to pause the TV when people look away.
Oh, it surely won't be used for pausing even while watching ads, now, will it?

Also, what about this patent?

tl;dr it's a pantent describing a way to determine how many people are watching a particular program and restrict 'protected' content if the number is larger than the limit set by the 'content owner'
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Nvidia demonstrates potentially revolutionary new face-rendering tech

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5 years ago

@Bertie
Rob, if you are being 100% serious right now, and not just trolling in a massive scale, if you seriously need a source, other than your own eyes and perception, to tell you that this guy

is as real as the sun, you should probably take a break mate. (or take the rest of us out of the Matrix as well)
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CloisterBlack

5 years ago

the-almost-certainly-computer-rendered bandaged head of Joakim Mogren
Just no.
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Infinity Ward shares photo of IW-logo-sporting Xi3 PC that's affiliated with Steam

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

oh god, that picture..
science went too far... TOO far.
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Beyond: Two Souls set for October

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5 years ago

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Parents refused refund by Apple after son spends Ł1700 on free iPad game

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

Maybe add an "are" before "refused" in the title, as it reads completely opposite of what actually happened.
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Layoffs at EA Montreal and Los Angeles as gargantuan company manages console transition

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5 years ago

@MKorkia
"Transition is our Friend"

"Unemployment is Your Opportunity"

"Arbeit macht frei"
The German phrase you used there, I don't think it means what you think it means..
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Sony sounds uncertain about European PS4 launch timing

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

This article reminded me of how I write when I go to exams at uni without having slept during the night.
Hold on Tom, remember that this (or something like this) is waiting for you back in the hotel room
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Pictures of the PS4 Eye

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

@funkateer I got logged in as you as well.
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CloisterBlack

5 years ago

@X3Entente Bloody hell, me too! I am getting logged in as that troll too.

Not having 2 accounts here, I'm dead serious.


EDIT: it looks like it works with other users as well.
So far it is only happening for me in the main page only.
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Sony announces PlayStation 4, shows DualShock 4 controller

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

anyone else noticed this?
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PlayStation 4 Press Conference Live Report

CloisterBlack

5 years ago

@caimbeul same here, I tried gametrailers and it works fine
http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/psmeeting/index.html
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CloisterBlack

5 years ago

8 GB OF GDDR5! SAY WHAT?
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CloisterBlack

5 years ago

@dan_pascoe 22 here
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CloisterBlack

5 years ago

IT'S ALIIIVE!
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