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In-game ads don't work - survey
Sony admits blog was fake
EA seeks football fans
| Pro Evo uses the SI database doesn't it? |
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New Xbox 360 snippets
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My cat says this will own your mind like the sea owns the world and Microsoft is the moon pulling its tides. Or as he put it: "Meow!" |
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Namco signs deal for Peanuts
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" Must admit I found the tv show depressing." It is depressing, these are kids with the burden of life squarely weighted on their shoulders. It's great! Can't believe no-one did the Good Grief! gag though. |
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187 Ride or Die
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Dear Mrs Clinton, The computer gaming industry needs your help, not in banning the GTA series...but by stemming the flow of clones that follow in its wake. |
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Warren Spector leaves Ion Storm
| I think in the light of Splinter Cell, Hitman is looking a bit weak. And letting Uwe Boll have the rights to make a film on the IP is a bit like handing an undertaker a hammer and nails. |
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Vampire The Masquerade : Redemption
| Oooh I found a CD-Key when I was walking in town the other day. Do you live in Edinburgh? |
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Survive 9/11 in new disaster game
| If the press stopped reporting about games like this then the companies wouldn't receive the press that they so desperately want for their shit game. |
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Doom III: Single-Player
| Well I certainly won't be buying the Doom III Text Adventure then. |
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Kristanna Loken signs on for BloodRayne film
| Poor girl, what a career. She should fire her manager. |
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GoldenEye creator plans to discuss his experience
| Thief! |
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Ageing Gracefully
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Daryoon, Maybe their contact with the New Line offices is: "Hi is that New Line? Ha Ha Ha this is EA were fucking over your rights and making nothing like the books or the film. Ha Ha Ha. See you losers." Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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The Man With The Golden Licence
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The Rock could star in Doom movie
| Well he doesn't shoot anyone in Welcome to the Jungle until right at the very end, after he protests during the film that things turn nasty with guns, and lays waste to an entire village of gunmen with a shotgun and various other guns. |
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| The Rock is a decent actor, he's got charm, stars in films where shit blows up and he isn't as limp as a lettuce (Ben Affleck I'm looking at you). Thank God Vin Diesel et al types are back. |
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Dini slams industry's failure to champion talent
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I can see what he's saying. But I can also see that Pro Evo and FIFA are great games. And all the 'name' developers more often fail to deliver on their promises (Romero, Gard, Molyneux, Smart, Newell). So it just gives you a name to slag off when the shit hits the fan. |
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Leisure Suit Larry to rise again
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Poor Al Lowe. Well I can't wait some raucous sexual hijinks. |
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Xbox pushes Cube back into third place
| Isn't bonfire night next month? |
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UK Charts: FIFA shoots to No.1
| Commandos 3: I remember when a game like that would hit the top spot. It goes to show, you make things too hard and they just aren't worth getting. |
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Worms 3D
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Oh and I should mention that I really enjoyed this when I had a go. But when I played it on the PS2, there seemed to be no option to each have individual controllers, it was more of a hot-controller dynamic. Has this been added? |
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"Surprising result for, what is, a dead horse." You could say the same about Rollercoaster Tycoon 2. /Runs away/ |
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Contract JACK demo
| For God's sake, what is the deal with people messing around with demos? |
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DRIV3R
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It's out next June. -------------------------------------------------------------- CerealKey - Team Leader - Sony Human Interest Team |
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Less Is More
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Not less gameplay but less game. Always leave them wanting more, but you don't get that when you haven't finished a game. When the sequel comes around I just think: "Well, I didn't finish the last one. So maybe I should get around to finishing that first." |
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Hidden & Dangerous 2
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/closes door and locks it Sorry they were standing outside and looked so cold and lonely. Damn this game is harder than I remember, maybe my l33t skills have faded while I've been arseing around on consoles. |
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Reader Reviews
| The one with wheels thats about 5-6 foot long. |
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Damn, now I've got some time I was going to write a review of the IKEA TV stand, the one with all the lovely space for consoles and stuff under it. But they don't sell it anymore and I can't remember what it is was called. |
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What's New?
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Yeah but I still fucking bought it. When I get my GC back I'm going to have a shed load of games to play on it. And you've only got it for three more weeks. |
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SSX 3 is next week....eek....ek....k I shall be umming and ahhhing over Viewtiful Joe, FFTA, FIFA 2004, Max Payne 2 and H&D2. |
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Midway CEO speaks
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ralph, I was contradicting you, the only difference between Atari then and now is that they had the decency to bury their bad games then. |
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"Infogrames/Atari makes me puke - slapping Atari on everything is just wrong wrong wrong - not becuse I'm a misty eyed nostalgic." Yes, yes it is. |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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Ok got to the final fight. And damn if I haven't got enough med-packs to last me. I've thrown the controller down in disgust. Yet another game that doesn't want to be finished. /Stores on shelf next to Metroid Prime/ |
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I think Eastern RPGS tend to be a bit more smack you in the mouth cartoon funny. Whereas western ones tend to be a bit more subtle in the humour and rely on the player at bit more to notice stuff - like the portraits of the D&D cartoon characters in BG2 (might be BG1) |
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Hunter: The Reckoning Redeemer
| That's five. |
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Pro Evolution Soccer 3
| They must have traded it with the second half; which is now the second period. |
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| Yes, you have to be quick though. |
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Battlestar Galactica
| It's a bit shit. |
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Vivendi announces Red Ninja: End of Honor
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Accounces? W00t! First post. That's two annoying things. I r0x00r. Make that three. |
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What's New?
| I shalls be docking wit' the Knights of The Old Republic again this weekend. Hard to port yer scurvy devils, home is a callin'. |
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Silent Hill gets the movie treatment
| I hope the film stays true to the game with lots of aimless wondering around for hours until the hero happens to chance upon something he's supposed to do. |
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Dredd vs. Death release date set
| Forget about it. PC Zone apparently had better code than anyone else and Rebellion said so in their press release. |
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X03: First Night
| They hate the cube, they love the Xbox. |
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Microsoft Train Simulator
| Is there a leaf on your CPU? |
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PAL Animal Crossing 'still in discussion'
| Jesus Fucking Christ? |
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Jak II: Renegade
| I don't like Jak and Daxter, that means I hate you lot! |
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Eidos CEO attacks GameCube
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Strange then that Ian Livingstone said in his praise of On The Road "It's a book about free spirits in the 1950's who said 'why not?' instead of 'why?' Trying and failing in life is something I prefer to not trying at all." From BBC |
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Dredd slips, wrong copies sent out
| "The press release concerning review builds of Judge Dredd does not refer to PC Zone and we would like to clarify that PC Zone has reviewed the game and given a score authorized by Rebellion." |
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| Fire Warrior is a Games Workshop property not a 2000AD property. |
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| That's a bit libelous, ironically. |
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CerealKey
12 years ago
"*Booom* brought you by Chrysler"
or things that are useful
/players runs over health pack
"Ahh, I feel better. Thanks! McDonalds!"