CerealKey

In-game ads don't work - survey

CerealKey

12 years ago

They need to sponsor something for visually attractive like explosions.

"*Booom* brought you by Chrysler"

or things that are useful

/players runs over health pack

"Ahh, I feel better. Thanks! McDonalds!"
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Sony admits blog was fake

CerealKey

12 years ago

Plonkers
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EA seeks football fans

CerealKey

12 years ago

Pro Evo uses the SI database doesn't it?
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New Xbox 360 snippets

CerealKey

13 years ago

My cat says this will own your mind like the sea owns the world and Microsoft is the moon pulling its tides.

Or as he put it: "Meow!"
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Namco signs deal for Peanuts

CerealKey

13 years ago

" Must admit I found the tv show depressing."

It is depressing, these are kids with the burden of life squarely weighted on their shoulders. It's great!

Can't believe no-one did the Good Grief! gag though.
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187 Ride or Die

CerealKey

13 years ago

Dear Mrs Clinton,

The computer gaming industry needs your help, not in banning the GTA series...but by stemming the flow of clones that follow in its wake.
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Warren Spector leaves Ion Storm

CerealKey

14 years ago

I think in the light of Splinter Cell, Hitman is looking a bit weak. And letting Uwe Boll have the rights to make a film on the IP is a bit like handing an undertaker a hammer and nails.
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Vampire The Masquerade : Redemption

CerealKey

14 years ago

Oooh I found a CD-Key when I was walking in town the other day. Do you live in Edinburgh?
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Survive 9/11 in new disaster game

CerealKey

14 years ago

If the press stopped reporting about games like this then the companies wouldn't receive the press that they so desperately want for their shit game.
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Doom III: Single-Player

CerealKey

14 years ago

Well I certainly won't be buying the Doom III Text Adventure then.
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Kristanna Loken signs on for BloodRayne film

CerealKey

14 years ago

Poor girl, what a career. She should fire her manager.
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GoldenEye creator plans to discuss his experience

CerealKey

14 years ago

Thief!
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Ageing Gracefully

CerealKey

14 years ago

Daryoon,

Maybe their contact with the New Line offices is:

"Hi is that New Line? Ha Ha Ha this is EA were fucking over your rights and making nothing like the books or the film. Ha Ha Ha. See you losers." Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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The Man With The Golden Licence

CerealKey

14 years ago

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Shite, that's all this is. Made by a company that doesn't know where it is going. Contract Jack anyone?
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The Rock could star in Doom movie

CerealKey

14 years ago

Well he doesn't shoot anyone in Welcome to the Jungle until right at the very end, after he protests during the film that things turn nasty with guns, and lays waste to an entire village of gunmen with a shotgun and various other guns.
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CerealKey

14 years ago

The Rock is a decent actor, he's got charm, stars in films where shit blows up and he isn't as limp as a lettuce (Ben Affleck I'm looking at you). Thank God Vin Diesel et al types are back.
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Dini slams industry's failure to champion talent

CerealKey

14 years ago

I can see what he's saying. But I can also see that Pro Evo and FIFA are great games.

And all the 'name' developers more often fail to deliver on their promises (Romero, Gard, Molyneux, Smart, Newell). So it just gives you a name to slag off when the shit hits the fan.
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Leisure Suit Larry to rise again

CerealKey

15 years ago

Poor Al Lowe.

Well I can't wait some raucous sexual hijinks.
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Xbox pushes Cube back into third place

CerealKey

15 years ago

Isn't bonfire night next month?
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UK Charts: FIFA shoots to No.1

CerealKey

15 years ago

Commandos 3: I remember when a game like that would hit the top spot. It goes to show, you make things too hard and they just aren't worth getting.
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Worms 3D

CerealKey

15 years ago

Oh and I should mention that I really enjoyed this when I had a go.

But when I played it on the PS2, there seemed to be no option to each have individual controllers, it was more of a hot-controller dynamic. Has this been added?
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CerealKey

15 years ago

"Surprising result for, what is, a dead horse."

You could say the same about Rollercoaster Tycoon 2.

/Runs away/
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Contract JACK demo

CerealKey

15 years ago

For God's sake, what is the deal with people messing around with demos?
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DRIV3R

CerealKey

15 years ago

It's out next June.

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CerealKey - Team Leader - Sony Human Interest Team
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Less Is More

CerealKey

15 years ago

Not less gameplay but less game.

Always leave them wanting more, but you don't get that when you haven't finished a game. When the sequel comes around I just think: "Well, I didn't finish the last one. So maybe I should get around to finishing that first."
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Hidden & Dangerous 2

CerealKey

15 years ago

/closes door and locks it

Sorry they were standing outside and looked so cold and lonely.

Damn this game is harder than I remember, maybe my l33t skills have faded while I've been arseing around on consoles.
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Reader Reviews

CerealKey

15 years ago

The one with wheels thats about 5-6 foot long.
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CerealKey

15 years ago

Damn, now I've got some time I was going to write a review of the IKEA TV stand, the one with all the lovely space for consoles and stuff under it.

But they don't sell it anymore and I can't remember what it is was called.
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What's New?

CerealKey

15 years ago

Yeah but I still fucking bought it. When I get my GC back I'm going to have a shed load of games to play on it.

And you've only got it for three more weeks.
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CerealKey

15 years ago

SSX 3 is next week....eek....ek....k

I shall be umming and ahhhing over Viewtiful Joe, FFTA, FIFA 2004, Max Payne 2 and H&D2.
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Midway CEO speaks

CerealKey

15 years ago

ralph,

I was contradicting you, the only difference between Atari then and now is that they had the decency to bury their bad games then.
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CerealKey

15 years ago

"Infogrames/Atari makes me puke - slapping Atari on everything is just wrong wrong wrong - not becuse I'm a misty eyed nostalgic."

Yes, yes it is.
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

CerealKey

15 years ago

Ok got to the final fight. And damn if I haven't got enough med-packs to last me. I've thrown the controller down in disgust.

Yet another game that doesn't want to be finished.


/Stores on shelf next to Metroid Prime/
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CerealKey

15 years ago

I think Eastern RPGS tend to be a bit more smack you in the mouth cartoon funny.

Whereas western ones tend to be a bit more subtle in the humour and rely on the player at bit more to notice stuff - like the portraits of the D&D cartoon characters in BG2 (might be BG1)
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Hunter: The Reckoning Redeemer

CerealKey

15 years ago

That's five.
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Pro Evolution Soccer 3

CerealKey

15 years ago

They must have traded it with the second half; which is now the second period.
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CerealKey

15 years ago

Yes, you have to be quick though.
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Battlestar Galactica

CerealKey

15 years ago

It's a bit shit.
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Vivendi announces Red Ninja: End of Honor

CerealKey

15 years ago

Accounces? W00t! First post.

That's two annoying things. I r0x00r.

Make that three.
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What's New?

CerealKey

15 years ago

I shalls be docking wit' the Knights of The Old Republic again this weekend. Hard to port yer scurvy devils, home is a callin'.
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Silent Hill gets the movie treatment

CerealKey

15 years ago

I hope the film stays true to the game with lots of aimless wondering around for hours until the hero happens to chance upon something he's supposed to do.
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Dredd vs. Death release date set

CerealKey

15 years ago

Forget about it. PC Zone apparently had better code than anyone else and Rebellion said so in their press release.
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X03: First Night

CerealKey

15 years ago

They hate the cube, they love the Xbox.
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Microsoft Train Simulator

CerealKey

15 years ago

Is there a leaf on your CPU?
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PAL Animal Crossing 'still in discussion'

CerealKey

15 years ago

Jesus Fucking Christ?
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Jak II: Renegade

CerealKey

15 years ago

I don't like Jak and Daxter, that means I hate you lot!
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Eidos CEO attacks GameCube

CerealKey

15 years ago

Strange then that Ian Livingstone said in his praise of On The Road

"It's a book about free spirits in the 1950's who said 'why not?' instead of 'why?' Trying and failing in life is something I prefer to not trying at all."

From BBC
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Dredd slips, wrong copies sent out

CerealKey

15 years ago

"The press release concerning review builds of Judge Dredd does not refer to PC Zone and we would like to clarify that PC Zone has reviewed the game and given a score authorized by Rebellion."
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CerealKey

15 years ago

Fire Warrior is a Games Workshop property not a 2000AD property.
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CerealKey

15 years ago

That's a bit libelous, ironically.
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