Caspar_Esq.

The Show Goes On

Caspar_Esq.

7 years ago

@PS_2010

Thanks for the posting, that's a really interesting, I hadn't noticed that Cerny article myself.

People should also realise that 'the market' and 'those shareholders' aren't all a bunch of fucking morons. Of course they only care about money but they are also aware that Acti has no gameplan and hasn't for a while.
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DanceEvolution

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

"I would go to watch her (not in a creepy way)"

Yeah, sure.
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Boll: "Actors know I'm a real filmmaker"

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

say what you like, the studios do love him because he churns out the middlebrow spinoff stuff they want to pay for.

Don't blame Uwe, the guy has done pretty well for himself. Its the studios who are responsible.
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Why I Hate... The Saboteur

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

This article series is pretty pathetic. Whiny reviewer whines about well loved game that he doesn't like much. /yawn
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Def Jam Rapstar

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

I would probably buy this were it not for the fact that everyone else in the flat would be able to hear me, and major embarrassment would result.
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Rewriting history

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

"Sigh. Yes, well done England for that. Congratulations to England's David Jones, and the entire Rockstar North (England) team, working hard in the famous English cities of Dundee and Edinburgh"

This is why its so fucking dumb to talk in terms of England or even Scotland in the first place - its BRITAIN people, and if the Americans in particular could get that right we would be able to restore some sanity to the world. I do get very tired of people thinking England = UK.
0 0

James Bond 007: Blood Stone

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Sounds like a crap version of Alpha Protocol without any of the muliple storylines or RPG elements.
0 1

Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Blue Dragon 360 was the most boring game I have ever played in fourteen years of gaming. No competition.
0 0

Dead Rising 2

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

So, basically its exactly the same as the first one. Another victory for originality
0 10

Setting Sun?

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Disinterested and uninterested are not the same thing! You're using a financial/legal term, when what you mean is simply, not interested (uninterested). Correction please!
1 1

Overachiever For a Day

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

its a full stop, NOT A PERIOD!!!
0 0

Google pays tribute to Pac-Man

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

blatantly because nobody goes to google.com anymore, and just use a toolbar in their browser. I hadn't even noticed this...
2 4

Firefly reveals Stronghold 3

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

You can get all five games in the Stronghold Collection for about £15 on Amazon.
1 0

Toll Booth

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

How the fuck was it "a good idea" you fucking idiots??
1 2

Alan Wake

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Urgh. Ellie review.

/cba
3 10

Designing Assassin's Creed II

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

also this: " If somebody says that a feature is super-fun but it's not exactly what I had in mind about that feature, I don't care."

Well, that sounds like a fun place to work. Not. I thought video games were a creative industry, not a factory line.
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Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Its crucial to remember that the reason why they were able to plan in this way was because they were making an upgrade of an existing game, not creating something from scratch. You can be very detailed indeed when you have such a comprehensive model to work from - but establishing real creativity with so much paperwork would be impossible.
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Just Cause 2

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Full of spoilers....
6 3

Beyond Infinity

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Reads very much as an article written by someone who (understandably) doesn't really know any more than we do and needed to pull an article together all the same.

Interesting anyway I guess but who knows what's going to happen with IW and MW.
2 2

Metro PC buyers get Red Faction free

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

7/10 for RF is fucking criminal. Fantastic game and really keeps the feel of the series.
0 0

GTA IV is most expensive game ever

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Everybody knows MW2 cost $200m so this is a really shitty list, doubly so in that its someone else's shitty list. Way to go morons.
1 8

Retrospective: Another Code - Two Memories

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

How the fuck is this retro?? Its three fucking years old!

"Forza 3 - retrospective"
5 8

Classic camera found in Resi 5 DLC

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

At what point can Kotaku start asking for royalties?

Or are you just telling me I should go there for my news?
8 2

Aliens vs. Predator

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

If it writes like a 4. give it a 4. don't inflate the marks!
6 10

Retrospective: Aliens vs. Predator Classic 2000

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

I'm ready to bet there isn't a single person under the age of 18 who could complete this game. Things are just incalculably easier now.
1 1

Half-Minute Hero no longer out today

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

This is the only game I have ever wanted to play on the PSP. Would pray for a port but I doubt its going to happen.
0 0

Fable III has no experience, health bar

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

I don't think I've ever been so unshocked. It took me about two minutes to remember how FII had experience, since that was pretty vague already.
0 0

An Englishman in New Tokyo

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

The idea of a land where I wouldn't ever have heard of Twilight sounds quite appealing
3 0

Global Agenda

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

wait, ANOTHER mmo??? How many are there now, fifty?
0 8

Heavy Rain

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

I'm still not clear on what you actually DO.
6 4

Dante's Inferno

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Only review in years which actually made me lol. Ikea, Kanye's Inferno...LOL
0 0

Fatal Frame IV: The Mask of the Lunar Eclipse

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Seven???? That's wildly generous....
1 1

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

The beauty of the engine is that it will run on just about anything, including the laptop I'm on right now. Going to get this on release.
2 0

Mass Effect 2

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

It just sounds so fucking nerdy.

Each to their own
5 37

Tony Hawk working with Ride dev again

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

I can't imagine it could be a sequel, they must have lost a ton.
0 0

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

If you're in a hole

stop digging.

I can't imagine it could be a sequel, they must have lost a ton.
0 0

Batman not so popular in Japan charts

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

and now we even get our news courtesy of the GAF. They might even just stop taking the piss out of EG now, its just too easy. Pitiable, even... :S
2 2

Love

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

I haven't even read the article, but this comments thread has potential
12 21

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

WHAT IS LOVE

BABY DON'T HURT ME

DON'T HURT ME

NO MORE
8 39

Retrospective: Klingon Honor Guard

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

This game was HARD.
1 0

Eurogamer.net Podcast launches!

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Sounds about as unprofessional as it gets really... Good luck for next time though.
0 2

DOWII expansion Chaos Rising dated

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Tau are shit, how could anybody miss them. Designed for twelve year olds...
0 1

Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

Oh and finally while I'm in a commenting mood, you're missing a world in the third to last paragraph.
4 28

Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

The reason it has a Canadian theme is presumably because the flag is white and red, like the major colours in Mirror's Edge. Pretty obvious really and I haven't even had the benefit of playing the game.

Actually sounds like it might be quite funny if it was approached with the right attitude.
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Caspar_Esq.

8 years ago

As soon as I saw Ellie's name my heart sank. I just can't stand her reviews anymore. Oh well.
14 45

Games of 2009: Solium Infernum

Caspar_Esq.

9 years ago

I wouldn't slap down £40 or any amount to play MW2.

Hype does not equal quality, and Infinity can shove their spam AI where it hurts :)
6 5

Tony Hawk bitter about Ride scores

Caspar_Esq.

9 years ago

Its true that everyone had very negative preconceptions and that that isn't very fair. Doesn't mean it isn't rubbish though.
0 0

Faulty Fight Night DLC pulled down

Caspar_Esq.

9 years ago

patching patches isn't so unlikely, after all you often need to update Windows Update to download updates...
1 0

Mod War games too samey, says EA

Caspar_Esq.

9 years ago

Competition is good.

Really great to see how EA have become hungry over the last five years, there was a time when they wre just shovelware mongers killing the industry.
1 0

UK charts: MW2 untouchable on top

Caspar_Esq.

9 years ago

DJ Hero not doing badly
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