The Twisted Metal film apparently has a writer and director: Brian Taylor.
Apparently if I finish the single-player of Twisted Metal with the skeleton-man-on-a-bike, I'll discover his real reasons for entering the tournament.
I don't even have a punchline. I just want to make it stop. I feel like I'm in one of the Americans' secret prisons having my resolve sapped by O'Brien wannabes.
You fire machineguns and collect weapon power-ups and then drive around in circles trying to shoot people more than they shoot you.