We're never getting Mario Kart 9.
UPDATE: Nintendo investigation launched into conduct of Russia boss.
'You know, sometimes life isn't fair.'
Still no Birdo.
They'll be Lakitu escape jail.
Go Spurs them on.
Launches April, priced £50.
Test your Mattel.
Turn things around.
Fan favourite Baby Park returns.
April release date, alongside all-new difficulty mode.
UPDATE: First DLC pack dated, Amiibo and new Zelda track gameplay shown off.
On course for release next month.
UPDATE: Watch our exclusive Wii U vs. GameCube vs. DS track comparison.
Here's some video of it in action.
UPDATE: Pre-purchase both for £11, get Yoshi and Shy Guy bonuses.
Plus a number of other tweaks.
They see me rollin'.
"We're not going to be encouraging cheating with this..."
Plenty of people have Nabbit.
3DS second, while Mario Kart 8 sees Wii U improve.
Fastest selling Wii U game ever with 1.2m sales at launch.
Only GTA, FIFA, COD and Battlefield have ever sold more.
UPDATE: Confirmed for Europe, too.
Planning new hardware for emerging markets.
New characters, items, GamePad chat and fresh footage.
UPDATE: Nintendo confirms, but will it be Cheep Cheep?
Buy SNES Super Mario Kart from eShop to get money off Mario Kart 8.
Plus all seven Koopalings playable for the first time.
Rosalina's in it! On a super bike!
Yule be mad to mistletoe it.
Politics in Mushroom Kingdom. Princess not happy.
"I don't really have a good idea for what's new that we could bring."
But not due until spring 2014.