But if it were, it might look something like this.
And it's gorgeous down there.
First teaser shown.
"Rather than change the game, we should let you play it as it is."
Mario Odyssey getting a VR mode too.
With artwork referencing Skyward Sword.
The Hero of Time.
No link to the past.
And Link has a motorbike - the Master Cycle Zero.
Champion amiibo support added, detailed.
And hid so much from view.
All we had to do was follow the damn Oaki, CJ.
Releases free blueprints to 3D print it.
UPDATE: First free items released. And they are...
The day Hyrule stood still.
A Link together.
And 54 minutes on Master Mode.
Aonuma reveals a little more at Japan Expo.
New Golden Lynel discovered.
EXtra EXtra, read all about it!
And what all your new DLC costumes will do.
Everything not saved will be lost.
Focuses on Zelda herself, and the past champions.
Wouldn't Midna go.
And lots of other languages.
Trials! Map tracking! Tingle armour! And more.
More copies of Zelda on Switch sold than Switch itself.
Play the Breath of the NES prototype now.
Mass Effect Andromeda sales are the second-best in the series.
Korok Seeds of discontent.
The rules are just different on the mountain.
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills.
More copies of Zelda sold on Switch than the console itself.
Plus three new Link figurines, and three more Splatoon figures.
Also neuters Wolf Link.
North by Northwest.
UPDATE: Digital Foundry weighs in with new performance tests - and do Wii U users get the improvements too?
"There is always something to discover."
Fans get exploration, combat, runes working.
Spotted in Zelda's credits.
UPDATE: Missing videos restored. I am error no more!
Joy-Cons shown working on PC, too.
Under the thumb.
UPDATE: Amazon, Nintendo UK store, ShopTo having issues too.
Takes our breath away.
Director wanted multiple solutions so people wouldn't look up walkthroughs online.
Leaked copies spill spoilers (but not here).
New story and dungeon this winter.
And another Wind Waker reference.
Don't Triforce your way in.
You gotta fight for your Rito party.
Tingle your senses.
Spoilers: it's very big indeed.
Console takes its final breath.
Or £48 if you're Prime.
Runes translated from Sheikah to Japanese to English.
900p on Switch, 720p on Wii U.
But Nintendo has yet to say what they'll do.
Five games out 3rd March.
They're quite different.
3rd March, on Wii U too.
Hylian Hanukkah is the best Hanukkah.
Meanwhile, Miyamoto jams with the band.
You can always count on Link.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
Back from the wilderness.
So you can play Zelda in March after all.
That's a blow.
The Wii U has two first-party games on the horizon: Zelda and... Project Giant Robot?
From Wii U, but still - wow.
Also out now - Skyward Sword on Wii U, new Hyrule Warriors DLC.
You can find them out in in the wild after all.
What's in your pouch?
Over 100 Xenoblade devs collaborated on it.
UPDATE: Trailer and Amiibo revealed.
River deep, mountain Hyrule.
Listen - and watch the trailer now.
It "would not support the business", says Nintendo president.
Devs will re-release it without Nintendo assets.
A link to the past.
Link to the Park.
Here's why Nintendo fans are excited.
Hey big spender!
See those mountains?
UPDATE: Watch them on Stephen Colbert. Returning to Wembley Arena on 23rd April.
UPDATE: And it's gone.
Starring Groose Bolton?
Triforce yourself to forget Zelda's delay.
Won't be at E3 this year.
We Zora few before, this might be the best yet.
UPDATE: Iwata pours cold water over rumour.
Due next year, but not before Star Fox.
Headed to Wembley Arena on 17th April.
Now that's a trading sequence.
Open world Wii U game will reflect that.