"Do we care what porn sites you visit? Oh, dear god, no. My brain just melted."
Perhaps he Newell along.
Because Christmas cake is disgusting.
Valve semi-confirms new Counter-Strike.
Includes Left 4 Dead. Bargain!
By Brazilian Government.
And arrested by Canadian police.
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