Tomorrow, 800 points.
Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers.
Hominidae in the face.
"Illegal alien, signed up." "Anyone ever mistook you for a man" "Etc."
PS2 and Xbox only, says ZOO.
If it's the bastard offspring of anything, it'd be an orgy involving Viewtiful Joe, Johnny Bravo and Metal Slug - and nobody remembers who put what where.