Sacrifice other players on altars, ooh.
Rejigging AO, AOC, TSW live teams to all be under one roof.
That's the good news.
The Savage Coast of Turan.
"Fourfold increase in players during July."
Sees "significant" number of new players.
"But it comes at a cost," admits Funcom.
Have a pec at it for nothing.
"It's so inherently biased."
Console version finally laid to rest.
Gets new name, content, server merge.
So says Conan film producer.
Age of Conan boss argues the toss.
Rise of the Godslayer out next month.
Original game included in Deep Silver's box.
New guild warfare, raised PvP level cap.
New 20-level trial lasts indefinitely.
Free fortnight and other incentives offered.
Funcom rewards vets, releases new patch.
Seven days of free barbarianism.
20 per cent of workforce cut.
Two weeks' play free for old timers.
Funcom reckons we're "in for a treat".
Plus new city slum zone, pets, more.
New playfield, extra slot for veterans.
More players staying for longer, it claims.
Next patch offers short-cut.
Funcom finance chief quits after huge losses.
Massive patch day for Funcom's MMO.
"Small" but "dedicated" team working on it.
Funcom merges 49 realms into 18.
Console has "most, if not all" PC content.
Free transfer if you don't like new home.
Funcom staff cuts won't affect development.
Age of Conan developer tightens belt.
No rest for the wicked Funcom.
Loads of new content for level 50 plus.
First Asian version for Funcom's MMO.
Morhaime presents actual percentages.
Funcom hoping for "early next week".
New director stripping back combos.
New director works through to-do list.
More PVP and loot changes detailed.
Oh, and the PVP update's out. Sort of.
Godager walks away after 16 years.
Second MMO joins Valve service.
In 2009, but PC still dominant focus.
Correction: "players" not "payers".
Dev has "close relationship" with Lionsgate.
New zones and DX10 features on way.
Image suggests oriental theme.
And Funcom has more MMOs to come.
They're coming back though, says Morhaime.
Sexist damage bug fixed, though.
No mention of nipples in this report.
Test server spills beans.
You'd better have lots of Internets.
But is it really the No. 2 MMO in the West?
Funcom's Godager ribs rivals.
Funcom details the bloody road ahead.
"Biggest MMO Launch since WOW".
Plus details of fresh content for June.
Funcom sorry for accidental shrinkage.
German and Swedish charts hail new king.
King Conan now accepting PayByCash .
Ahead of Age of Conan and Haze.
Funcom claims strong start for new MMO.
Level fast, die young.
Funcom beats chest, roars.
But a WOW-beater will need to be great.
Head starts for pre-orderers all gone.
Funcom reckons it's the biggest ever.
Also: shocking install size revealed.
Where to pre-order, what to do.
50,000 players invited, level cap imposed.
When you pre-order a copy.
Mini-games join siege warfare.
Expect it 12 months after PC.
Nipples but no severed heads for Germany.
Sits alongside Warhammer Online.
Age of Conan shapes up.
Crysis, BioShock, PES 2008.
Rolled into one for you.
Game director wades in.
Bit more time to buff it up.
Over 100,000 sign-up.
Eurogamer exclusive UK partner.
Still no word on 360 date.
Funcom starts development.
MMO co-publishing deal signed.
"For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm."