BioWare's love scenes have become nearly as famous as the adventures they colour. No matter how wooden and awkward the titillation and tenderness, they're moments I work towards, hallmarks, tradition.
Who do I romance? Gay, straight, interracial? Inter-species? And what about the game haw haw.
Of BioWare's lot, Dragon Age tends to offer the greatest, um, spread. And now Dragon Age: Inquisition may have delivered the greatest love scene of all. Never have I seen anything like this before.
This is Carry on BioWare lampoonery, a sending up of oneself of the highest order. And long may it continue. Bravo, BioWare, bravo.
I won't spoil it, the video is below. And if you don't want to spoil it for yourself, don't watch.
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