Club football hits the big league. But you already bought FIFA, right?
EA's first Middle Earth-based RPG. The beards are twitching. Is it a perfectly flighted arrow or a drunk dwarf smacking his head on a pub doorframe?
Aliens, lasers, monkeys and a camel with a machine gun. If it was longer, we'd be settling down together and planning a family.
Will Smith, Angelina Jolie and a bucket of fish. You people really are disgusting, you know that?
One-eyed freak and knife fetishist join bald man in effort to save world. And they let children play this, you say...
We originally thought it said 'Vampires'. That would've been more interesting.
The Iceberg gives us respec', bro. Because we kicked him half to death. Weirdo.
Only EA could make a sport you don't understand about men who think pushing people over and shot-gunning 'Bud' is a way of life massively enjoyable. It's Maddening. We kill ourselves.
Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is put them to sleep, you know. They go to cat heaven. Apart from Catwoman, which will roast in the most virulent fires of hell. Shame. Nice coat.
Japanese tennis brings hardcore RPG action to the hallowed greens of the All England Club, if you can believe that. New balls, etc.