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John Teti


John Teti is a writer and producer based in New York. His interests include games, TV, cake, and being a writer and producer based in New York.

Featured articles

Feature | What the FAQ?

From the archive: John Teti explores the world of game guides.

Feature | If trailers told the truth

From the archive: the class of 2011 seen through a more honest filter.

Feature | Overachiever For a Day

From the archive: John Teti attempts to earn 10,000 gamerpoints in 24 hours.

Feature | Games of 2010: Heavy Rain

From the archive: As Quantic Dream's Beyond releases, we look back at David Cage's miserablist marvel.

Review | Catherine Review

Strange bedfellow.

Review | The Binding of Isaac

Randomness is next to godliness.

Podcast | Eurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 3

Tom joins John and Oli for more E3 chat.

Podcast | Eurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 2

John, Oli and Martin talk Wii U.

Podcast | Eurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 1

Teti, Welsh and Yin-Poole talk conferences.

Review | Anomaly: Warzone Earth

Clothes make the commander.

Review | SpaceChem

Up and atom.

Feature | Artists of Convenience

Why the industry only has itself to blame for political potshots.

Review | Mafia II

Crime doesn't play.

Review | Alan Wake: The Signal

The end is the beginning.

Recommended | Limbo review

Life in black and white.

Review | Skate 3

Shred & Grind Inc.