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John Teti


John Teti is a writer and producer based in New York. His interests include games, TV, cake, and being a writer and producer based in New York.

Featured articles

FeatureWhat the FAQ?

From the archive: John Teti explores the world of game guides.

FeatureIf trailers told the truth

From the archive: the class of 2011 seen through a more honest filter.

FeatureOverachiever For a Day

From the archive: John Teti attempts to earn 10,000 gamerpoints in 24 hours.

FeatureGames of 2010: Heavy Rain

From the archive: As Quantic Dream's Beyond releases, we look back at David Cage's miserablist marvel.

Catherine Review

Strange bedfellow.

Assassin's Creed: Revelations Review

Arrivederci, Auditore.

FeatureRetrospective: King's Field

Where Souls were born.

The Binding of Isaac

Randomness is next to godliness.

PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcasts

All four days inside!

PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 3

Tom joins John and Oli for more E3 chat.

PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 2

John, Oli and Martin talk Wii U.

PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 1

Teti, Welsh and Yin-Poole talk conferences.

Anomaly: Warzone Earth

Clothes make the commander.


Up and atom.

FeatureArtists of Convenience

Why the industry only has itself to blame for political potshots.

Kirby’s Epic Yarn

Knit pick.

Alan Wake: The Writer

Sleepy sendoff.

FeatureRetrospective: The Battle of Olympus

Olive duty: ancient warfare.

Mafia II

Crime doesn't play.

Castlevania: Harmony of Despair

All the wrong notes.

Alan Wake: The Signal

The end is the beginning.

RecommendedLimbo review

Life in black and white.

FeatureRetrospective: DuckTales

Tales of derring-do.

Skate 3

Shred & Grind Inc.

Cave Story

Give in.