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John Teti

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John Teti is a writer and producer based in New York. His interests include games, TV, cake, and being a writer and producer based in New York.

Featured articles

FeatureWhat the FAQ?

From the archive: John Teti explores the world of game guides.

FeatureIf trailers told the truth

From the archive: the class of 2011 seen through a more honest filter.

FeatureOverachiever For a Day

From the archive: John Teti attempts to earn 10,000 gamerpoints in 24 hours.

FeatureGames of 2010: Heavy Rain

From the archive: As Quantic Dream's Beyond releases, we look back at David Cage's miserablist marvel.

Catherine Review

Strange bedfellow.

Assassin's Creed: Revelations Review

Arrivederci, Auditore.

FeatureRetrospective: King's Field

Where Souls were born.

The Binding of Isaac

Randomness is next to godliness.

PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcasts

All four days inside!

PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 3

Tom joins John and Oli for more E3 chat.

PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 2

John, Oli and Martin talk Wii U.

PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 1

Teti, Welsh and Yin-Poole talk conferences.

Anomaly: Warzone Earth

Clothes make the commander.

SpaceChem

Up and atom.

FeatureArtists of Convenience

Why the industry only has itself to blame for political potshots.

Kirbyís Epic Yarn

Knit pick.

Alan Wake: The Writer

Sleepy sendoff.

FeatureRetrospective: The Battle of Olympus

Olive duty: ancient warfare.

Mafia II

Crime doesn't play.

Castlevania: Harmony of Despair

All the wrong notes.

Alan Wake: The Signal

The end is the beginning.

RecommendedLimbo review

Life in black and white.

FeatureRetrospective: DuckTales

Tales of derring-do.

Skate 3

Shred & Grind Inc.

Cave Story

Give in.