John Teti
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John Teti is a writer and producer based in New York. His interests include games, TV, cake, and being a writer and producer based in New York.
Featured articles
From the archive: John Teti explores the world of game guides.
FeatureIf trailers told the truth
From the archive: the class of 2011 seen through a more honest filter.
From the archive: John Teti attempts to earn 10,000 gamerpoints in 24 hours.
FeatureGames of 2010: Heavy Rain
From the archive: As Quantic Dream's Beyond releases, we look back at David Cage's miserablist marvel.
FeatureGames of 2012: Forza Horizon
Join the club.
ReviewCatherine Review
Strange bedfellow.
FeatureGames of 2011: Bastion
Moving on.
ReviewAssassin's Creed: Revelations Review
Arrivederci, Auditore.
FeatureRetrospective: King's Field
Where Souls were born.
ReviewProfessor Layton and the Last Specter
Ghost story.
ReviewThe Binding of Isaac
Randomness is next to godliness.
ReviewL.A. Noire: Nicholson Electroplating
Boom town.
PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcasts
All four days inside!
PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 3
Tom joins John and Oli for more E3 chat.
PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 2
John, Oli and Martin talk Wii U.
PodcastEurogamer.net E3 Podcast - Day 1
Teti, Welsh and Yin-Poole talk conferences.
FeatureHow to Build Your Own Gaming PC
An idiot's guide.
ReviewAnomaly: Warzone Earth
Clothes make the commander.
ReviewSuperbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
Tell me a stwory.
ReviewSpaceChem
Up and atom.
FeatureArtists of Convenience
Why the industry only has itself to blame for political potshots.
ReviewKirby’s Epic Yarn
Knit pick.
ReviewStar Wars: The Force Unleashed II
Noooooooooo!
ReviewProfessor Layton and the Lost Future
It’s about time.
ReviewAlan Wake: The Writer
Sleepy sendoff.
FeatureRetrospective: The Battle of Olympus
Olive duty: ancient warfare.
ReviewMafia II
Crime doesn't play.
ReviewCastlevania: Harmony of Despair
All the wrong notes.
ReviewAlan Wake: The Signal
The end is the beginning.
RecommendedLimbo review
Life in black and white.
FeatureRetrospective: DuckTales
Tales of derring-do.
FeatureRetrospective: SSX 3
Flying solo.
ReviewSkate 3
Shred & Grind Inc.
ReviewCave Story
Give in.