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Martin Taylor


This is my public bio. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My public bio is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my public bio is useless. Without my public bio, I am useless.

Review | Pikmin

Review - some Pikmin are on the pitch - they think it's all over! Squish. It is now!

Review | Virtua Tennis (N-Gage)

Martin serves out with a look at the N-Gage version of a Sega classic.

Review | Splinter Cell (N-Gage)

Martin assumes the role of a diminutive Sam Fisher. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Review | Red Faction (N-Gage)

Made by stoned monkeys?

Review | Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Crushing License Blatant Cash-in, more like.

Review | Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

If I could turn back time, I wouldn't jump into that spike trap.

Review | Apocalyptica

When we told Martin to go to hell, he took it literally.

Review | Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

The best N-Gage launch title?

Review | Judge Dredd: Dredd Vs. Death

Martin IS the law. As for Judge Dredd...

Review | Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge

Martin takes a look at another Rare thing.

Review | Worms 3D

Pink and angry, Martin checks out Team 17's latest.

Review | Space Colony

We get bored of Martin and send him into space.

Review | Commandos 3: Destination Berlin

Martin heads behind enemy lines to do battle with Pyro's World War II strategy beast.

Review | Sim City 4: Rush Hour

Martin takes Sim City 4's first expansion for a test drive.

Review | Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior

Should Kuju head back to the Games Workshop?

Review | Chrome

Martin gets to grips with Techland's shiny new FPS.

Review | Ghost Recon: Island Thunder

Martin goes online with a cheap, standalone upgrade to Ghost Recon.

Review | Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire

Martin moves up from hamsters.

Review | Tron 2.0

When we get bored of Martin, we try to fit him inside the computer. Sadly, he won't fit through the floppy port. This will have to do.

Review | Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak

Martin goes on an adventure with some furry little friends.

Review | Play It budget titles

Pinball, Road Trip Adventure, Seek And Destroy - are they worth 10 each?

Review | Neighbours From Hell

Martin has neighbours from hell in real life, too. He wants to do bad, bad things to them.

Review | Summer Heat Beach Volleyball

Martin indulges himself on the beach with some shiny ladies.

Review | Chaser

The lemon you suck after playing Quake II.

Review | Wing Commander Prophecy

Martin gets into a lot of fights. In space, this time.

Review | PlanetSide

Martin bites several bullets in a massively-multiplayer battlefield.

Review | Armored Core 3

This is the closest Martin's ever been to being big and heavy.

Review | Ghost Master

And on Friday 13th as well! Funnily enough, we didn't plan that. Anyway, the game...

Review | Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Martin gets paid to play Vice City all week. Git.

Review | Conflict: Desert Storm

Pivotal kicks up a GameCube storm.

Review | Rygar: The Legendary Adventure

Martin doesn't get to go to E3, but he does get to go on a Legendary Adventure. Snigger.

Review | Postal 2

Originally the deadline was a bit harsh, so Martin shot us. With his bare hands.

Review | TOCA Race Driver

TOCA's back, and on the PC, and Martin reckons it's improved

Review | Delta Force - Black Hawk Down

Martin heads into Mogadishu. We give him all the best assignments.

Review | Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield

Martin wonders why ravens need shields

Review | Steel Battalion

What happens when you cross a JCB with Optimus Prime?

Review | Shenmue 2

Martin sinks back into a familiar role

Review | Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance

Martin delves into Kojima's MGS-shaped toybox

Review | IGI2: Covert Strike

Review - Martin gets his stealth on for Innerloop's second Project

Review | Battlefield 1942: The Road to Rome

Review - EA's quick sharp expansion for BF1942 arrives on our desks, and Martin promptly steals it

Review | Sim City 4

Review - Maxis city builder gets an update, and it's a good one

Review | Simpsons Skateboarding

Review - cowabunga! EA reels off another Simpsons-based marketing exercise

Review | Marvel vs. Capcom 2

Review - 2D fighting on Boxing Day? It's A Wonderful Life

Review | Summoner 2

Review - Volition refreshes its action RPG series and Martin dons the metallic brazier

Review | James Bond 007: Nightfire

Review - Martin can't seem to Bond with this one...

Review | Spyro 2: Season Of Flame

Review - Martin gets on with Digital Eclipse's portable dragon

Review | RollerCoaster Tycoon 2

Review - life is a rollercoaster, and Martin gets to ride it

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