Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.
But not for you. Ohhhohohoho no. You don't honestly care do you?
Become an Emperor. With guns.
I heard Tom was omnipotent once [still am -Tom].
We'll have anything as long as it's free.
And he don't half go on.
It's a fix!
Goodbye cruel world, it's just not worth it any more.
But only in NGC, and only in Woolworths.
Join the War on Drugs and/or Terror.
LucasArts' Mars-flavoured adventure on the way.
Not another one!
Majesco blows out Kaos Kontrol.
Seriously. With paintball guns.
Time of the month.
Apparently it's Chinese, by golly.
About a chair made out of ice.
Catch him while you can!
Xicat rescues Traveller's Tales title on Cube and Xbox.
And the jury says...
It's Free Stuff Day.
PS2, Xbox, GameCube versions on the way.
It's free! FREE!
"New" GameCube titles in time for Famicom's birthday.
Expanded storyline, and better AI, and blah blah blah.
Come and get your free content, you vultures!
Second Morrowind expansion colder than a snowman's bits.
It's probably for the best, they reckon.
Or: Breed demo! Goodness!
Take out your frustrations.
First D&D Heroes, next your first born.
Ubi Soft opens its, er, box.
Here's a new one... a World War II RTS!
I was sat here trying to remember the words for that song from the film for this. Never mind.
We think Tecmo should remake "Way of the Exploding Fist" for extra marketing fun.
Oh, and Bowser too.
Dragons and sister-rescuing and stuff.
Silent Scope(s)! With lightgun support!
Who needs a Raven Shield when you've got an Xbox?
What's this? What's this?!
Would you like to know more?
Another new Simpsons title. Odds on it being any good?
MOH:AA developer heads to Vietnam.
TDK has a dino crisis
Ooh, check us out with our videos and things.
You know you want it.
It was cold. Cold like the... oh shut up.
That's right! Online!
Play "spot the difference" with the prices. It's easy.
Eidos finally pulls its finger out
An Athena Sword to go with your Raven Shield... arf!
"Rumble rumble" goes the website.
MMM (Massively Multiplayer Matrix)
Patch it up, soldier!
You crack me up, li'l buddy.
Have a horrible day!
Cartoon. Zany. Platformer. Wacky.
I wonder if it's raining in LA...
Carve, Powerdrome, Bionicle...
Our pals at Vivendi keep on churning 'em out.
Haven't heard from them for a while.
No I am not on a plane to LA right now.
It's got fighting in it.
Dey wants your dollaz
Have you missed Myst? Hee!
New items and quests and stuff.
Designer also quizzed on FFVII-2...
Something something in the rush hour, doo doo doo...
Frontline Command, War Times - It's a World War II-o-rama.
Survey says: Ping! May 23rd.
We don't know how to type that funny 'ï'.
My empire is bigger than your empire.
Edit your face off.
Black 9, Advent Rising, plus other assorted jiggery pokery.
Expose at the expo.
Boing. Crash. Kersplat. Etc
But multiplayer only for now, says someoneorother
Details on NARC, The Suffering, NHL Hitz Pro, SpyHunter 2, RoadKill and er, Freaky Flyers.
Mmmm, hot air.
First time in a videogame. Woo!
It’s sort of official, but not.
THQ and Relic to make RTS babies.
Vroom. Whoosh. Neoww.
Metroid. Prime. Sequel.
The MMORPG bandwagon is starting to look interesting again.