Girls on film! Girls on film!
Martin goes online with a cheap, standalone upgrade to Ghost Recon.
Team 17 patches up its leaks.
Ah. Stealth and things.
Flash sites are bad, m'kay?
The worm has turned (out to be a leak).
Martin plays with his pink wriggly friends.
Three million of them.
Martin goes to war. Secretly.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors".
Urges Valve to update its drivers.
The kettle just about boils. Plus: Valve shows off its Sourcey side.
Also: Newell says ATI is tops!
Will we get the same treatment? Will we f-
Looky looky, 1.4.
It really is.
Martin moves up from hamsters.
Uhuh, another demo.
There's only so many times we can say something about shiny things. We'll get bored soon.
No, we hadn't heard of it either.
Hopefully they haven't bitten off more than they can chew!
Sony offers you the chance to "be" your own pop idol.
We're scared already.
On how life is.
When we get bored of Martin, we try to fit him inside the computer. Sadly, he won't fit through the floppy port. This will have to do.
And sooner than we thought.
Martin thought he had a stalker once. Turned out to be the postman.
English this time.
No more free Half-Life for you!
Sounds a bit like lots of other games we've played.
Grim. In a good way.