Martyn has been writing about video games since 1997. He launched Retro Gamer magazine in 2004 and has been typecast as a lover of rubbish old games ever since. His specialist subject is actually the Crabs novel of Guy N. Smith.
What you talkin' bout? Willis.
Who's that girl?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
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