Go ahead - make my day.
Try before you fly.
A lifeline for Lifeline?
"It confirms that DayZ still remains an unmatched and unforgettable survival experience."
That's a whole lot of zombies.
Rainbow Six Thieves.
"We ask for your kind understanding and cooperation."
"We apologise for the inconvenience."
There's no confirmation on when it's expected to return, either.
Stuff of Legends.
Plaintiff believes Microsoft failed to disclose the defect".
R* even has ideas on what you can spend it on, too.
A new "Zero XP" bug is preventing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare players from levelling up their battle passes
"Whatever got messed up on the back end of this update needs to be fixed."
"Hackers found a security vulnerability and used it to get access to ND's servers."
"The past few weeks have presented unimaginable challenges to many of us."
Fireteammates of Destiny 2 cheaters may be banned, says Bungie - even if they didn't cheat themselves
"We want you to find new friends, but be sure they have your trust before you go."
That's creepy-crawly bugs by the way - not game glitches.
"All this melds perfectly with the point-and-click formula!"
"Developed in close collaboration with Hideo Kojima."
"I know it's a tease."
Bird is the word.
"Many purists are going to hate it."
"We'd love to do that and party up on the weekends. I think it's an important thing to get to."
Employees were told to "wear gloves or even tape plastic bags over their hands".
But the decision is down to Nintendo, he says.
Expect a "reimagined" show.
"These closures are part of our de-densification plan."
All you need is a Choppa and a grapple gun.
Plus there's a new mobile game, Nier Reincarnation, too.
"People [...] are going through hell right now."
"Global lockdowns and self-isolation due to COVID-19 has led to at-home gaming becoming a safe form of entertainment."
I'm very sorry about what you're about to see.
Kuriouser and kuriouser.
Take a Nook at this.
"We are confident we have a robust system in place for our teams to continue their work with a minimum of disruption."
Franchise sales stand at 62 million units.
"Building these games is a process and things can change."
"GTA VI(CE) City seems like the title."
"We want to give artists and programmers even greater control to try things out with their creations."
"Behind every year is an Arsenal of unforgettable memories and moments."
Don't look back in anger.
And it wasn't Palmer Luckey.
"Feedback from this test will help us determine the ruleset for our upcoming Competitive Mode."
Epic boss Tim Sweeney insists "it's the most developer-friendly and publisher-friendly of the major streaming services".
"We couldn't have done it without all of you!"
"We are now working through the ramifications of this unprecedented situation."
The key to Nintendo's innovative spirit is "to make something you believe is fun", says Shigeru Miyamoto
"If you make something for the sake of selling then it'll have all kinds of failures."
Floundering streaming service loses another publisher.
I have no idea what just happened.
"Star Citizen's not a survival game in the traditional sense."
Only Ubisoft keeps it from the top spot.
"'Too many cooks' was a running theme," say sources.
...and this action figure just might hint at what he'll look like.
"It's really frustrating feeling like he's made of tissue paper."
The Baldur's Wait is nearly over.
"As a leader in technology, you can show that you are motivated by facts, not fear."
Latest update brings "many, many fixes and improvements".
Activision's deal with YouTube is reportedly valued at $160m - almost doubling its prior deal with Twitch
The agreement is thought to have included "significant incentive clauses for ad sales and viewership targets".
The Switch "continues to remain steady", though.
"It's one of the best scripts I've ever read."
Latest patch also addresses the CDL filter issue, too.
Brace yourself for a "reworked" Oregon map, too.
GeForce Now has pulled Activision Blizzard games because they weren't supposed to be there in the first place
So it's GeForce Not Quite Now for Activision fans.
A Microsoft store listing briefly popped up before it was promptly deleted again.
Development of the sequel was reportedly "critically behind".
"I think I've had the dream I've always wanted."
"Please keep cheering on The Wonderful 101: Remastered! Thank you!"
Full details are yet to be published on the ESRB website, though.
Concurrent Steam users peaked at 18,801,944 earlier today.
"We believe that all game designers are, in a sense, experimental psychologists."
This engineer turned a running machine into a PS4 controller to create a "walking simulator walking simulator"
"AKA the lowest budget VR rig ever."