Good afternoon, and say hello once again to your good friend on the new-fangled typing machine. We should really change that image... Anyway, this week we are, as ever, compiling some of your least rubbish splutterings, and then offering you a special prize to make you go away. Although we do still have copies of Madden NFL 2004 coming out of our helmets, we will instead be offering a superior prize this week - a copy of Freedom Fighters for a platform of the winner's choosing. This is somewhat dependent on that turning up early next week (come on, postie!) but if it doesn't we'll make arrangements. We always do our best for you.
Reader Reviews should be submitted to firstname.lastname@example.org, and can be written about anything you like - hardware, games, peripherals - even if we've already written about it. In fact, that's kind of the point! Your word limit is 300 although we'll tolerate a bit of overflow if you can string words together nicely, and please try to keep it clean and legal. Just like we do for you! The best candidate each week will receive a random bit of game-related tat (possibly even an actual game) as a prize. Lucky, lucky you. And of course, your work will be displayed for all to see.