Reader Reviews are dedicated to finding lasting solutions to ill-advised Christmas game purchases and the suffering they cause.
People in the third place do want to live on standouts. All they want is the opportunity to work themselves out of the hood, helping CJ to establish himself as some sort of broad-chested uber-pimp, and not to wind up playing Angel of Darkness on Christmas morning because Mummy got it wrong.
So please. Give just 200 words a week, or whatever you can afford, and help eliminate the misery of a badly chosen game before it spreads.
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