Midnight Nowhere

Dead and loving it...

But our favourite crispy Kellogg's morning snack sat still and soggy at the casual mention of "a dash of necrophilia" in the second paragraph of the press release. Oh ho ho. Just wait until The Daily Mail gets its hands on this one. We certainly are preparing ourselves for "the most disturbing game of the year", as well as the inevitable "Ban this sick filth" knee-jerk shock reports as word gets out. That's fine - that's what UK publisher Oxygen wants.

So here's the premise: "You wake up in a mortuary, zipped into a body bag. Corpses lie scattered all around you. You remember nothing... But the nightmare has just begun. "Midnight Nowhere" will immerse you in an atmospheric world of horror and suspense, in which even death offers no release." So even if we kill ourselves we'll still be forced to review this game? Now that's marketing.

If Tobe Hooper was thirty years younger and grew up with videogames, he'd have probably dreamt up a stomach-churning concept such as this. Think Resident Evil shafting the still-warm corpse of Silent Hill and you're probably somewhere near to the sinister direction of Midnight Nowhere.

So, enough of us ranting about the questionable ethics behind the concept, let's pick the, um, bones. From what we can glean from the press blurb, it's an old school point and clicker where it's all about picking up items and clues on the way to solving the mystery of, presumably, why you've woken up among the dead in the morgue of an empty, decaying hospital, "littered with corpses and the debris of disaster".

So much for the city

Worryingly, and some might say predictably, the city is deserted, "stalked by a supernatural serial killer" and cordoned off by the army. Very 28 Days Later/Resident Evil - "the deserted city, spattered with gore" - but soon, apparently, it develops into "something much more twisted" with "shades of Clive Barker, Reanimator, Twilight Zone". Ooh.

Promisingly, Oxygen reckons the controllable character is "wise-cracking in the style of Ash from the Evil Dead films". Groovy. But is he? Apparently the oddball lead remarks "nice tits!" upon seeing one particular body bagged young lady that he seems worrying attracted to. We can only speculate how far this particular scene goes, but we're sure you're following our train of thought here.

Other "distasteful" characters populate the city, as you'd perhaps expect, but all are essential to discover both "the nature of the evil that overshadows the city", and, of course, his own identity - which presumably he's oblivious to, despite his odd fondness for dead women. Maybe there's a very good reason someone wanted him dead.

Set over 2 CDs and featuring 150 rather attractive looking pre-rendered locations "packed with fiendish puzzles" that apparently are logical, (though we fear for our brains when the review code turns up), but will ominously take an estimated 48 hours to play. Shit, the press release even warns us the "many of the puzzles are extremely difficult, and the game could take much longer". Call the cops! They're trying to rape our feeble brains with lateral thought buggery! I feel decidedly uncomfortable. Time to lie down. Actually, better not. They might think I'm dead.

But help is at hand - already realizing the complexity could put people off, walkthroughs will be made available by the release date of March 19th on PC - with a refreshingly low system spec minimum of a Pentium II 400 and 64MB RAM, for those of you still creaking along.

Helpfully, Northants-based publisher Oxygen has included a Q&A for us to digest, so we'll hand over to the firm's Kevin Hassall to provide some more detail on this intriguing sounding game.