It is our distinct pleasure to announce that Mindscape will be releasing Painkiller this coming October. Yes, you too will soon be able to indulge yourselves in the "19 unique single-player levels" and marvel at Painkiller's undoubtedly amazing proprietary 3D engine utilising the Havoc physics engine. Also, "the multiplayer modes really are hardcore." Gosh.
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