As long-term Eurogamer readers well know, we despise the people at Valve and everything they stand for, and have long sought the means to destroy everyone connected with the company once and for all.
So we're very happy to announce that this Friday, 9th January, we will do just that - and you're going to help us.
That's because our mortal enemies at Valve have agreed to play us - and you - at Left 4 Dead on PC. The battle will commence at 8pm GMT, which is 12 noon PST in their cursed Washingtonian hovel of deception.
All you have to do to get involved is join the special Eurogamer Steam group we've created for the occasion: EGout4lunch. Go there, log in and join up and we'll be happy to have you.
In the interests of fairness, we'll be playing across a number of servers, and you're invited to make any of us or the Valve guys your friends. They're all playing under easily identifiable "l4ddev" monikers, no doubt to disguise crimes committed with their real accounts.
Thanks in advance for your service to the cause!
And if you have no idea what we're talking about, make sure to check out our Left 4 Dead review. Game's a bit good.