Proving that there's still life left in the old PlayStation yet, even if it is only silicon-based, UbiSoft are scheduling the release of the PSOne version of VIP for December. Based on the TV series of the same name which stars Pamela Anderson as a celebrity bodyguard, the game sees you fighting your way across Los Angeles as the VIP team tries to rescue their boss Pamela and her latest client from the mob. UbiSoft are promising a combination of fisticuffs, martial arts and gunplay, with six different characters including Pamela herself, giving you the opportunity to "take control of her every move". Wahey!
If that's not enough excitement for you, a PlayStation 2 version (presumably using all that extra silicon to give her rounder breasts) is due out some time in March 2002, as is a GameBoy Color version for a little .. ahem .. pocket action. Oh dear. Shoot me now, please.