Britney Spears : The Game?
Coming soon to a PlayStation near you. God help us all.
According to a report on The Evening Standard's website, Britney Spears is about to follow in the footsteps of Queen, KISS and Iron Maiden by becoming the star of her very own computer game. Apparently she has signed a deal with Sony, and although The Evening Standard admits that "details of the game are sketchy", they say that more information is expected to be released at the E3 trade show in Los Angeles this weekend. Whether or not this is true remains to be seen, but it's a fun little story.
A Sony spokesman said "hang on, you work for a website?" and then hung up on us.