Gamescom 2019 Opening Night live report

Geoff and Koj, sitting in a tree, showing us gameplay of Death Strand-i-n-g. 

Well, that was long. But we did get to see Death Stranding gameplay - it's weird - and a bevvy of announcements. Here's eveyrthing as it happened.

Our live coverage of this event has finished.

Coverage

18:39

INSOMANiAC says:

I hate my life.

18:39

And with that, welcome to the last show of the night!

18:56

Wow I go to the fridge to get a beer and I come back to you all talking about Fred Harris and Andi Peters.

18:56

I really love you lot.

18:57

For this - and for Geoff - I have relocated to my shed. Let's make magic happen.

18:59

So, what to expect?

18:59

Well, after the Stadia shit show, let's go in expecting absolutely nothing and then reel in wonderment as they manage to limbo under those low, low expectations.

19:00

riceNpea says:

I even miss Cybernet. I wasn't total shit. But I really miss Digitiser.

Every morning, I mentally type in page 370 in the great Teletext index in my head and try to go back to those better days.

19:01

Update - the internet in the shed wasn't good enough for 1080p Geoff, which is my own personal minimum requirement. So I'm back in the living room.

19:01

And here he is!

19:02

He's all dressed up and everything.

19:02

He looks like he's about to bowl into a stand-up routine.

19:03

Peter Kay-esque. "'ooo 'ere remembers the Spectrum? What were that about?"

19:03

Rodd, fresh from Inside Xbox, is here on stage. No outfit change, but that's understandable.

19:03

A new campaign trailer. And already I feel this is delivering more than the past three hours have.

19:04

It looks well nice. Especially now my stream is working and it's giving me sweet 60fps.

19:05

Zero lag or stuttering. Google, take note.

19:05

GUNS! MUSCLES! NINE INCH NAILS!

19:05

I want to be in the smelly dark basement of my parent's place in Oregon smoking the cheapest weed, drinking Pabst and playing this right now.

19:06

4K/60fps on X - was that not the case with Gears 4?

19:06

INSOMANiAC says:

I'll bet non of you remember CyberZone with Craig Charles. An utterly awful VR thing in the 90's that ran for one series on BBC2. Even Youtube doesnt want to remember it, theres one clip.

I remember...

19:06

Most days I wish I didn't.

19:07

Kiliko says:

Would love to be arsed about Gears but there's just something so bland about it all

I just love the out and out chunk of it all. It's like smashing together big toys and makes me feel like an angry toddler. Well, more like an angry toddler than I usually feel.

19:08

Gears is out sooooooon. September 10th, fyi.

19:09

Gears 5 wins award for best Xbox game at Gamescom. I'm not sure what other Xbox games it was up against, but still well done.

19:09

Some brand new things!

19:10

It looks like Disintegration, the new shooter from ex-Bungie lad Marcus Lehto.

19:10

Oooh, a new Comanche. Well, that is a surprise.

19:11

I'll take that.

19:11

People diss Geoff, but compared to what's preceded him he's got a easy, relaxed vibe that's helping this flow.

19:12

First gameplay of Comanche - it's going into early access next year.

19:12

HAVE THEY KEPT THE VOXELS.

19:12

Dear reader, they did not keep the voxels.

19:13

Nukklear is the dev, THQ Nordic is the publisher, PC is the platform. AND COMANCHE IS THE GAME!

19:13

And here's some more drones, and one of those amazing moments when the camera doesn't cut away quickly enough and the smile on Geoff's face begins to crack.

19:14

This is what I live for. This is live video games.

19:14

Need for Speed Sheeeeeeiiiiit.

19:14

I just thought of that joke just now well done me.

19:14

Here's our first look at gameplay of NFS Heat.

19:15

I wish I could be more excited, but it's really not the Fast and Furious game it should be.

19:15

I wish Slightly Mad Studios would hurry up with their own Fast and Furious game, if it's still happening.

19:16

There's a day/night mechanic, with the police more aggressive at night. It could be good. It should be good. Will it be good? I don't know.

19:17

Nice customisation options, too - they've gone to town with an R8 and it looks suitably disgusting.

19:17

OH AND YOU CAN PIMP YOURSELF!

19:17

This really, really should be amazing. No Supra no sale though.

19:18

AmigoAmiga says:

Fatter Pipes and Bigger Rims

19:19

And NFS Heat, which lets you build a ride on your phone, is now on Android.

19:20

Here's a new first. Geoff does know how to put these things together, doesn't he?

19:20

It's a Private Division game - and it has space.

19:21

And M83, because the people who make these trailers still think it's 2011.

19:21

It's Kerbal!

19:23

The sequel, coming next year. And here's another announcement.

19:23

Geoff! Stop it! You're making me blush!

19:23

It looks a lot like Little Nightmares 2.

19:23

Probably because it is Little Nightmares 2, from the brilliant Tarsier Studios once again.

19:24

Another 2020 game, coming to Xbox, PlayStation and Switch. And PC.

19:26

Is that it for the announcements?

19:26

Oh, we've also got a new look at Death Stranding coming too.

19:26

Media Molecule gets an award!

19:28

Geoff loves his awards. Couldn't go a whole night without giving a couple out.

19:28

Bet he's awkward like that on a night out. Gives the lad at the curry house an award for outstanding service. Pretty sure that lad would have rather had a tip, Geoff.

19:28

God you're so tight Geoff. This is why we don't invite you out anymore.

19:29

Anyway here's Predator, which looks very Predator and maybe a bit too much like the 2010 Rebellion game (which, you know what, I kind of liked).

19:30

AddressUnknown says:

Opinion. Predator 2 is better than Predator.

19:30

But that's the wrong opinion? Although Predator 2 can be quite lol.

19:31

A bit of work to be done on Predator Hunting Grounds, but there's still plenty of time to go on that one.

19:31

Here's Iceborne - which, I can confirm, is absolute nails.

19:31

INSOMANiAC says:

As an addict of handheld monster hunter I dont like the console version. Too simplified. I tried

19:31

I think this one's trying to win back the hardcore who might have been turned off by vanilla Monster Hunter World.

19:33

Yager up next. I forget what they're working on.

19:33

Since Dead Island 2 went to all the other devs.

19:33

Oh, they're making The Cycle!

19:33

It's got guns in it.

19:34

And that's in early access now.

19:34

Kami says:

Whatever happened to Dead Island 2?

Don't know how to tell you this, but after it went through like seven different studios it turns out you're making it now. Get a rush on will you.

19:36

A new trailer for Life is Strange 2's fourth episode.

19:36

It's bang afer bang after bang after bang.

19:38

Geoff just got a whatsapp from his boyfriend and he's really excited about it.

19:38

Here's that Sega announcement! They're doing a Civ-baiting game with Amplitude.

19:39

I hope the end game does have cavemen rocking out, because I am in if that's the case.

19:40

It's a caveman in space, rocking out. What's not to like?

19:40

And that's Humankind - coming next year.

19:41

Here's Borderlands 3. No Randy.

19:41

spinoir says:

I'm already sick of Borderlands 3

19:41

*snap*

19:41

Well, Ice T is in Borderlands 3, so that's something.

19:42

Kiliko says:

Bored-erlands 3

*applauds*

19:42

INSOMANiAC says:

ClapTRAP you cunts!

*standing ovation*

19:44

A new game is inbound!

19:44

Or at least one you might not have heard of before.

19:44

It's a German one!

19:45

It's made in Unreal Engine!

19:45

It's got spaceships!

19:45

It's by Rockfish!

19:45

Oh it's Everspace 2.

19:46

Geoff, mate. Were you having us on?

19:46

I think some people might have heard of that one.

19:46

Anyway it looks great.

19:46

Really spacey and shippy and explosiony.

19:47

AddressUnknown says:

lol 2021 game branded as PS4 and Xbone.

That is odd - I spotted earlier they just had the Xbox and PlayStation logos rather than console specific ones for some games.

19:47

SWITCHER.

19:47

If you are interested in how this is shaping up for the Switch, it's worth keeping an eye on the site.

19:48

I think it looks decent, and as someone who's bounced off the game a couple of times I'm looking forward to doing so all over again come October.

19:48

Oh it's out on October 15th!

19:49

'Now we're going to talk about FIFA 20'.

19:49

Please don't.

19:49

PES looks good this year though, doesn't it?

19:51

FIFA really is the worst of video games. That bit where it was actually good between 09 and 13 seems like a distant dream, an odd little blip.

19:52

If somehow their nefarious ways means that lizard in a suit Andrew Wilson gets jail time though it'll all be worth it.

19:52

Anyway, FIFA 20. It's got keep-ups in it!

19:52

theejazzz says:

gotta love game teeth

19:52

Oh my god. And it has teeth. So many teeth.

19:53

most_wonderous_man says:

Don't applaud that cunt. Take the fuckef out with a bone cruncher

19:53

Well, this is a novel new take on the 'cheer that' formula.

19:53

So, *this* is Disintegration, which is from ex-Bungie man Marcus Lehto.

19:53

Marcus, you've just left Bungie. The world's your oyster. Make whatever game you want to make.

19:54

'Can I make Halo again plz'

19:54

Oh alright then.

19:55

Cayde 6 lives!

19:56

The dev is V1 Interactive, some 30 people working out of Seattle.

19:56

It's a first-person shooter with RTS elements.

19:57

So it kind of sounds like it honours the original vision for Halo? Maybe. I dunno. I've only seen a couple of minutes of it.

19:58

Well, I'll be interested to see how it plays - and it's playable this week at Gamescom.

19:58

Darksiders Diablo next.

20:00

It's a Tequila Works game for Stadia - one that I forgot about, even having just sat through the interminable Stadia presentation earlier. Oh, that's because it wasn't there!

20:01

What is a womangirl Geoff.

20:01

Kami says:

Why wasn't this in the Stadia showcase?

20:01

Because it might have made it interesting?

20:04

I don't understand what's going on but I feel admonished.

20:04

Nintendo won an award!

20:04

Well done Nintendo.

20:05

GarciaHotspur says:

@AddressUnknown. He's doing OK. Got a Call Centre gig a few months back. Seeing him for beers later.

20:05

Say hi for me please.

20:05

AddressUnknown says:

Opinion. BoTW is a terrible videogame.

20:05

Look, I let you have Predator 2. But you've gone too far this time.

20:06

More on Destiny 2 now. Can I move onto the strong stuff yet? Mentally I was only prepared for an 8pm finish.

20:07

Eris Morn is back, so is the moon, so are wizards too I guess.

20:08

The momentum has been sapped dry from this show.

20:08

INSOMANiAC says:

DESTINY............ TWO!!!!

20:08

DesTwoNy.

20:08

Toaster05 says:

Think about that sweet OT pay Martin

Lol.

20:08

Great, those angry fax machines The Vex are back.

20:09

I can't hear an old school dial-up tone without having flashbacks to The Vault of Glass and the countless hours I wasted there.

20:09

INSOMANiAC says:

Deuxtiny

Ok you win.

20:10

Well, that's Destiny 2 Shadowkeep.

20:10

And this!

20:10

This is...

20:10

I don't know.

20:11

Oh, I'm told it's Remothered.

20:11

Which I'm also told by Eurogamer's Matt Wales is quite good.

20:12

That counts as a reveal. You can have that, Geoff.

20:12

GarciaHotspur says:

Thank God . I hadn't seen any reference to Borderlands 3 for a while.

20:12

Also is that the first dubstep of Gamescom 2019?

20:13

Waiting for AddressUnknown with: 'Opinion. Dubstep is alright actually.'

20:13

Someone's brought his son onstage.

20:14

I think it must be bring your kid to work day. The little one looks quite shy, but he's doing okay!

20:14

One day you might get a real job too, young one.

20:14

(Says the man sitting on his sofa being an arsehole on the internet).

20:14

Here's a new trailer from Sony!

20:15

IS IT DEMON'S SOULS?

20:15

It is not Demon's Souls.

20:15

It looks like one of the Wales Interactive FMV games.

20:15

Or maybe the Demon's Souls remake has got one hell of a twist?

20:16

ACTING! CHOICES! MORE ACTING!

20:17

Erica - which I've actually heard good things about?

20:17

Jack Attridge is a very smart guy, so I'm interested in what this one's doing.

20:18

I think this was announced back at Paris Games Week an absolute age ago.

20:18

INSOMANiAC says:

I'm liking the subdued outfits on display.

20:18

As in looks like a funeral up on stage at the moment?

20:20

INSOMANiAC says:

What kind of a bellend films the whole thing, which is being livestreamed, on their phone? At least he was in landscape.

20:20

I once went to a 70mm screening of 2001 and some wazzock in front of me was trying to film it on his phone. He also got really indignant when I told him to stop.

20:20

Also, while we're playing this game.

20:20

Opinion: Fast and Furious 7 is better than 2001.

20:21

The Farming Sim league has its tournament at Gamescom, and I think that's the biggest cheer there's been all show.

20:22

I don't know who this guy is but I respect his hat.

20:22

INSOMANiAC says:

Fletch Lives is better than 12 Angry Men

Truth.

20:22

AddressUnknown says:

Opinion. Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift better than 2001.

No lies detected.

20:23

Two hours though.

20:23

Two hours!

20:24

INSOMANiAC says:

That new one they shoehorned the fast and furious name into, with Statham looks pretty good.

20:24

It is very good! But it's no Fast and Furious 7. Nothing ever could be.

20:25

I'm not even joking about Fast and Furious 7. Like, have you seen Orson Welles' A Touch of Evil? You know how good the first five minutes is?

20:25

Imagine that BUT FOR A WHOLE FILM.

20:25

weebleman says:

Opinion. The Rock makes every film better

20:25

The Rock just got married today!

20:25

AddressUnknown says:

In many ways the F&tF universe is better than MCU

20:25

That is a 100 per cent, verified fact.

20:26

Look, I know it sucks sometimes when video game sites start writing about films and whatnot. But can I get your permission to make 50 per cent of the content on Eurogamer about the Fast and Furious series?

20:26

Sorry, I stopped watching the show. Is it Anno or something?

20:27

Oh it's Port Royale 4. Sorry, my bad.

20:28

You've got to play to your audience, though, so it's understandable they've gone deep RTS for Gamescom.

20:28

And on that note, here's Iron Harvest.

20:28

AddressUnknown says:

Yes. Permission granted.

Thanks. Printing this out and presenting it to Oli tomorrow morning. You won't regret it.

20:29

CrashOkami says:

Martin, I'd take 50% more F&F for 50% less Fortnite etc. Permission granted.

Ha, ok. Duly noted, will also present this to da management.

20:30

AddressUnknown says:

What is the point in the awards?

They're nice to show your mum who always ask what your job actually is.

20:30

spinoir says:

Grid from Koch media?

Coke media, darling.

20:31

Modern Phwoarfare is up next.

20:32

They should call it that though it totally nails the tone they're going for.

20:33

INSOMANiAC says:

Is it still that guy from the Bill/Minder doing the voice of that guy with the tash?

20:33

I regret to inform you that no, he is not.

20:33

It's an absolute crime.

20:34

A Modern Warfare alpha is inbound, people.

20:36

HERE COMES KOJ.

20:36

Oh man.

20:36

I'd be cynical, but seeing true love like this is quite touching.

20:37

It all began when Geoff heroically broke Koj out of that gulag.

20:37

I wonder if Koj thinks this is all a bit weird.

20:37

Has Keighley in his phone as 'Creepy Geoff'.

20:38

It starts buzzing, Koj sees it's creepy Geoff, rolls his eyes. He can't ignore another call. He'll have to make up some bullshit excuse.

20:38

Just go to Germany, get up on stage for a couple of minutes, then he'll stop calling for a couple of months.

20:38

I'll finally have some peace.

20:38

Be able to get back to those box sets.

20:39

INSOMANiAC says:

I lik ehow Hideo pretends he cant speak English whenever Geoff is around.

20:40

Kojima, visionary, auteur. Creator of... That guy who keeps shitting himself. That girl that was made out of plants or something so had to be pretty much nude the entire game.

20:41

THE MAN WHO MADE A GAME WITH A SUNLIGHT SENSOR THAT WAS ESSENTIAL TO PLAYING IT, AND WAS EXCLUSIVE TO THE HANDHELD THAT YOU COULDN'T PLAY IN THE SUN BECAUSE THE SCREEN WAS SO BAD.

20:42

I do think this looks more Metal Gear Solid 4 than anything else.

20:42

I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

20:42

Anyway, that was Andie Macdowell's daughter, fact fans.

20:43

That was Mama. And this? This is... Deadman.

20:44

Played by Del Toro, of course.

20:45

I need to go to toilet. If I give someone the password to our CMS can they take over for a bit?

20:47

Kami says:

I'll just make nipple jokes

20:47

Well, that is pretty much all I do.

20:47

INSOMANiAC says:

Number one or number two?

20:47

It was a number one. I'm back, I'm afraid.

20:48

Geoff nodding like any of this shit makes any sense.

20:48

If you think this is bad, you wait until the deluge of awful op-eds that come out in the wake of Death Stranding.

20:49

So, here's some gameplay.

20:49

Here we go.

20:49

The first gameplay of Death Stranding.

20:50

You get to nap in Iceland.

20:50

Then you stop napping. And have a think about getting up.

20:50

Then you piss on a rock.

20:50

Oh the baby is pissing. Sorry.

20:51

I do reckon this has the potential to be the next Boktai.

20:51

INSOMANiAC says:

This what I call gameplay leak. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I told you I'd peaked.

You're on fire.

20:54

Geoff Keighley is in Death Stranding.

20:54

I hate everyone and everything.

20:55

It's a postman simulator where you bring your baby to work and Geoff Keighley is in it.

20:55

Will obviously reserve judgement for the final thing, and the exploration side looks wonderful.

20:56

But also Kojima fans are just as tedious as Tarantino fans, so the back end of 2019 sure is going to be fun.

20:56

GarciaHotspur says:

They mocapped Geoff's face - but it did look a little bit Max Payne.

20:56

Geoff's face is un-mocappable.

20:56

It is unmoving.

20:56

It is a rock.

20:57

He is born from the Moai.

20:57

AddressUnknown says:

I've got a Kojima Productions T-shirt and hoodie. Picked them up from Insert Coin.

Opinion: burn them now.

20:59

Also yes it does look very interesting and very different and I'm honestly very excited to play it but I think the amount of misplaced reverence makes it very tempting to scream 'do one'.

20:59

I love that Death Stranding exists, and games in 2019 are all the better for it and for people like Kojima.

21:00

(Although there are lots of good video games and interesting people making them that deserve just as much, if not more, reverence and respect).

21:01

GarciaHotspur says:

I miss Swery.

He lives!

21:01

Kami says:

tbh, I think this cameo stuff would have been better just being found by people on the Interwebz.

Yeah, it didn't need 30 minutes on-stage for sure.

21:01

Well, that was Death Stranding.

21:02

And oh my god yes INSOMANiAC, if Langford is in it all this self-fellation will be excused.

21:03

I look forward to finding out more about Death Stranding later this year. But also just get off the stage and go rut you two.

21:03

That was Gamescom Opening Night Live. And you know what? It was actually really good - the last half hour was awkward and the last half sagged, but there were some good announcements and it felt like a proper video game show.

21:04

I might even be tempted to clap that?

21:04

Thanks for having me, and thanks for keeping me sane and for keeping it entertaining.

21:05

I wish we could do this every day. But also I'd like to not be on my laptop so I'm signing off. Tara!

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    TotesBreakfast 2 years ago
    Looks like I showed up at just the right time.
    TapsaKebab 2 years ago
    Wow, thanks again for the coverage and good job you lovely commenters! I didn't sleep all the time!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    We must really do this again. Night everyone.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Bye all
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Just creeped past 9pm as well, an extra hour on the time sheet Martin. Cheery pip.
    Kami 2 years ago
    G'night Martin, I should go haul myself into a shower. Toodles all!
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Martin. Remember to speak to Oli tomorrow about the fast and the furious content.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Hey Martin: So it didn't show up in the announcements as I hoped. But Homeworld's facebook page is hinting some announcement soon.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I enjoyed it. Better for the chat here t ho.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Kojima, smack that ass already you cunt! :p
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    @INSOMAN1AC I was only staying for this.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    A missed opportunity if you can't deliver candles to Bob Carolgee's Yankee Candle shop.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    It wasnt the worst thing Ive seen but it should have all been the other way round. If he wanted to suick off Kokima should have done tha tfirst and left the good stuff to the end
    jetsetwillie 2 years ago
    Good show Geoff!
    2dividedby0 2 years ago
    Not much to see, other than Death Stranding
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Sort of clap THAT you cunts!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Its a Langford vehicle after all
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    MR.FALLING DOWN AND HURTING HIMSELFJackie Chan
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ...and dick van dyk
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    That will be a busy signing.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Also Penelope Keith.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    No psvr gimmick?
    abczyx 2 years ago
    I can't help but feel that this interview would be improved if it had been done by Mr Caffeine.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    It'd better have fucking Jackie Chan in it. And Bonnie Langford.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    it would be funny if he buried the hatchet with Hayter and had him pop up somewhere.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I am in Death Stranding.
    Kami 2 years ago
    tbh, I think this cameo stuff would have been better just being found by people on the Interwebz.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Baby piss is the key to the entire story. Awesome. Peak Hideo.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    I miss Swery.
    abczyx 2 years ago
    Have Hideo and Geoff announced the wedding date yet?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    This is like sitting next to a Tinder date.
    smemma 2 years ago
    I CANNOT UNSEE THIS
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ...the main part is to confuse the fuck out of the world.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    wait, what's a weapon now? not the baby pee?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ....are they fucking having us on?..these random questions
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I thought it was a baby pissing but it turns out it was a man called Norman. All is good.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Is he getting an hour??
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Yay a Pee disclaimer! Gaming in 2019 folks!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    I'm getting shades of Rabbids on the Wii.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    No wonder this was expected to last 2 hours...
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    A baby sitting postman, brought to life by PlayStation move 🤦🏻‍♂️
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I am completely confused. Yet, I like it.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Great motion controls...I gets better?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Piss on them after
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    No fucking way! You CAN shake the baby!
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    He's explaining it and I'm getting more confused.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Graphics look nice. Better than MegaCD
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I've got a Kojima Productions T-shirt and hoodie. Picked them up from Insert Coin.
    Kami 2 years ago
    I think that's botox, Martin.
    Tomo 2 years ago
    Looks incredible you miserable cunts.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    @spinoir A-harr!
    Malek86 2 years ago
    So when you give Kojima a blank check, this is what you end up with. Okay. Maybe that's why Konami kept him on a leash.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    It's Alan Partridge Rambling simulator
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    He literally getting thirty minutes here. Hes shown us a baby pissing and faux Geoff Keighley.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    They mocapped Geoff's face - but it did look a little bit Max Payne.
    Kami 2 years ago
    That was worth all the money spent on it... *rolls eye*
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    This is getting hyped to oblivion and it looks.... interesting... but it looks like it could be style over substance
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    Death Stranding should just be a realtime rendered TV show.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Wait to watch gamers violently "soothing" the baby to get it quiet.
    jetsetwillie 2 years ago
    Brilliant. A crying baby in a game...
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    There, someone said it
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    So we still know nothing really about the game lol
    smemma 2 years ago
    Good lord that was some bobbins
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Woooooow!!....that's it?
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    SHUT IT UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Ok this looks a bit.........shit
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Just like calming the baby in Yakuza 6
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Don't shake the baby!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    And the award for best game where a grown man helps a baby piss on grass goes to....
    bumtooth 2 years ago
    This game is so bloody daft :D
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    United Cities of America. OK, that's mildly interesting.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Rated pee G
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Geoffs in the fucking game. Stop the world I want to get off.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Typical the love in continues in the game
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ...he's in the game...nope!
    Kami 2 years ago
    Geoff is in the game.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Boktai 3 - Piss on your Switch to make Mushrooms grow.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Is that holographic Geoff Keighley?
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    So you play as a spaceage postman?
    jetsetwillie 2 years ago
    Is he like a Deliveroo delivery guys then?
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    oh god it's MGS V again. noooo.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Praying for a switch version where you piss on your Switch in the dark.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Death stranding 2: Deadman has back problems...
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Well, this is enthralling gameplay I must say
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    press X to Jason
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Taking the piss
    Malek86 2 years ago
    @Euronymous you naive man
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    This what I call gameplay leak. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I told you I'd peaked.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    was that really a moment's worth of watching the UI grade urine stream distance?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Next-Gen urination. Guerilla will be proud of the way their engine's being used.
    theejazzz 2 years ago
    love the piss count
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Did just hear someone whoop a baby pissing?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ....sorry did pissing just get a round of applause?
    Kami 2 years ago
    First proper gameplay for ages; taking a leak.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Hideo Kojima is fucking weird man.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    I wish Fedex gave my parcels that level of care and attention.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Oh. Actual gameplay. About time. Might be able to judge it properly now.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    if this honestly just turns out to be a survival game with really long cutscenes, i don't know how i'd feel about that.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    I still have no idea wtf this Death Stranding game is about. Looks like Mass Effect but more... mind fuck like.
    theejazzz 2 years ago
    hot take: it'll be Keanu Reeves
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Jet Li! That's who the translator reminds me of.
    Kami 2 years ago
    I guess we now know Geoff is the sub in this relationship!
    Kami 2 years ago
    It's a Sub/Dom thing they got going on Kiliko.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I think Hideo is starting to believe his own hype
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ....I honestly thought Keighley was Gona ask to see his dick
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    What's it about?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    How strange that he's giving Hideo half an hour on stage. I heard theyre friends or some shit/
    dsmx 2 years ago
    You not got a shit bucket Martin?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Number one or number two?
    Kami 2 years ago
    I'll just make nipple jokes
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Every baby looks like moby
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Del Toros house is wet dream for horror fans.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjvuUUlfrCE&t=8s
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    No problem.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    have to wonder just how BIG of a money hole this game is for Sony, it's a prestige thing sure, but without 100 million consoles sold I don't think they'd be bankrolling stuff like this.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Is that what babies think?...I'll be honest I don't remember shit from when I was in the womb.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Ever seen the youtune video of Del Toros house? Its fucking amazing
    smemma 2 years ago
    Hmmmmmmm, exposition
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    The facial detail in this game is something else. I'm old enough to remember when Bruce Willis' likeness in PS1's Apocalypse was a thing.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Baby needs charged. More futuristic version of the USB port. :)
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Is Andie McDowell still spending her day avoiding the increasingly creepy advances of Bill Murray?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    He didnt just make ONE game the required sunlight for a machine you couldnt see in sunlight...
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    I wonder how interactive the cutscenes will be this time. Always liked being able to zoom in on Snake's moustache during most of MGS4's drama.
    alastairproperbadman 2 years ago
    Even as a big Metal Gear fan everything i see of Death Stranding just makes it look like pretentious wank.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Translator is just improvising at this point.
    marvzilla 2 years ago
    Batshit and the world is better for it
    Kami 2 years ago
    Wow, didn't think anyone would ever mention Boktai ever again Martin, kudos sir.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Even the translator isn't sure what's going on!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    That's going to be limiting when you get into a lift, surely?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    (Geoff has no idea) *snicker*
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Parenting 101
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Woah woah woah. Romero and Matthew Smith are Rock stars my friend
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Don't let go of the invisible baby!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    I once sat on a bus next to someone who did that. I moved seats.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    I swear Death Stranding is just some really bad trip on some drug Kojima homebrews
    jetsetwillie 2 years ago
    did the 'Ester Ransen' when he said it's 'crunch time'.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    And Geoff has no idea..
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Martin EVERYONE has Keighley in their phone as "Creepy Geoff"
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I lik ehow Hideo pretends he cant speak English whenever Geoff is around.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Why is nobody shouting, "You're breathtaking!" at Kojima?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Kojima must use a translator for his English tweets.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ....you know they rehearsed the selfie bit right?
    Kami 2 years ago
    Just kiss already guys, this whole Will-They-Won't-They the last four years is driving me nuts!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    You fight well with a sword, but how are you with your hands?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Wasn't it at Gamescom than PT got released? Last time Koj was there.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    These two should get a room already
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Wow they got the guy who did the dubs in 80s kung fu films to translate. Excellent.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ...oh give me a fucking break!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    "Is that everything he said?"
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    Hiddy yo sounds more friendly. Hi dey yo sounds like part of a calypso song, or the way people on Tomorrow's World used to talk about VHS players.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Can't wait for Death Stranding.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I think I'm going to be sick.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    .... more popular than Jesus Christ, confirmed.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    "OK Geoff. Whatever you do, don't mention the words 'Metal', 'Gear' or 'Solid' any any order."
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Is this...is a trailer for Kojima?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Is it Hi dey oh? I always say Hiddy yo
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Oh for fuck sake! So fucking dramatic 😂
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Jesus?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I watch Minder all the time but I love it now. God Bless Shane Ritchy.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Time for Kojima.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    "play the alpha" is honestly a system seller?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    It's an absolute crime that Minder is no longer on the TV
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT, No sale.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ...and look forward to all the loot boxes Activision put in 6 months after release
    Kami 2 years ago
    Modern Snorefare, based solely on how tired I am right now.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    good call @addressunknown!
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Here it is. Rumour correct.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    They actually have a promising looking campaign this year but all they go on about is multiplayer.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Modern Whorefare, for the number of times they've pimped it out for the cash.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    took me twelve years to get around to finally playing COD 4 with the remaster, haven't finished yet and the reboot is already nearly here.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    They should rename Cod 4 Pre-modern Warfare
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    MW? When did Modern Warfare need to be abbreviated to MW?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Is it still that guy from the Bill/Minder doing the voice of that guy with the tash?
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    CoD. Yawnfest.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    CALL OF DUTY.......... MODERN WARFARE!!!!
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Rumour is MW alpha dropping this week. The 2v2 mode.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    2 whoops.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Keighley can't do anything without giving awards
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Ghost recon best PC game? It's just a reskinned wildlands with 1-2 new features? Couldn't pick anything at least somewhat innovative.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    I'd imagine that was you @INSOMANiAC.
    LocoCocoPops 2 years ago
    Awards for absolutely nowt. Why?!?!
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    The Game Awards is still a thing this year yeah? Or is this what Geoff is doing now?
    ManFromAnotherPlace 2 years ago
    To be fair she could've just made up most of those titles, and I wouldn't know any different!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Imagine being caught on film being an ungracious cunt and not clapping like a drone.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Grid from Koch media?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    How about adding 1% Oculus Quest into the mix Martin?
    marvzilla 2 years ago
    Furogamer?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    What is the point in the awards?
    CrashOkami 2 years ago
    Martin, I'd take 50% more F&F for 50% less Fortnite etc. Permission granted.
    Mike1980 2 years ago
    Inspired by the same artwork that inspired the board game Scythe
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Looks like a Scythe rip off
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Is this a Borderlands 3 Expansion?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I dont think those robots are supposed to look as comical as they do
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Was it da mootlyplayer?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Great hair/beard game
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Yes. Permission granted.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Now THATS how you do the full hipster beard, no fucking around. Respect.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    That is a beard.
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    Port Royale
    [maven] 2 years ago
    Management games are big in Germany.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    WTF is that hair style/beard combination Tobi!?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    What is this city builder minute?
    marvzilla 2 years ago
    Rampage was a great movie
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I urge everyone who hasnt seen Samurai Cop or Deadly PRey to watch them on Youtube.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    that barrel is going places.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    That's not hard though @AddressUnknown.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I've never seen a fast and furious film. But I have watched Samurai Cop four times...
    weebleman 2 years ago
    Opinion. The Rock makes every film better
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    In many ways the F&tF universe is better than MCU
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    When you're seeing a trailer for DLC of a niche game.... it might be an indication your show is a little too long.
    Eaton_Corvinus 2 years ago
    Little Nightmares 2 is still the only game I'm interested in from all they showed so far. :/
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    still got over 30 mins
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    That new one they shoehorned the fast and furious name into, with Statham looks pretty good.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    You're weird though @INSOMANiAC
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I'm sorry, the farming.sim.league.? sounds like the kind of shit I'd watch,
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Sabaton is awesome. Go check them out @Martin.
    MenageZero 2 years ago
    'opinion: Fast and Furious 7 is better than 2001."The year or the movie?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Opinion. Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift better than 2001.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Fletch Lives is better than 12 Angry Men
    Kami 2 years ago
    Oh, because that Sabaton meme isn't dead enough yet...
    weebleman 2 years ago
    To far martin. To. Fucking. far.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    WTF. Farming Simulator League. Drunk and Stoned folk doesn't even think of that.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I'd kill for a remaster of the Resistance Trilogy.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Farming sim league. Can't want to see some combine harvester MLG plays.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    waitaminute.. if Sony owns Insomniac now, maybe we'll finally get a remsater of Resistance. hey, I can dream.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    I hope Geoff slips up and thanks someone for coming to his colon.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I hope Keighly does a launch event for EGX.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Has its own weather system!
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    @GarciaHotspur: News to me ;)
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    What kind of a bellend films the whole thing, which is being livestreamed, on their phone? At least he was in landscape.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Just read Sony have bought Insomniac Games. Getting prepped for next gen.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    She’s a wee lass with a big heed.
    [maven] 2 years ago
    She is tiny
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Films are quite linear. Fact.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    When's borderlands 3 on?
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    Hang on, wasn't he former 22 Cans? The man sat next to Pete while he lied at us.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I'm liking the subdued outfits on display.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Nonsense. Have you never heard of Night Trap?
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    FMV games seem to either turn out utter trash or a cult classic..and it's very often the former. But I hope it's the latter!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    @most_wonderous_man wasnt he in Sherlock?
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    Short story?
    theejazzz 2 years ago
    Queue Johnny saying "David Cage" in a French accent
    Kami 2 years ago
    Opinion: The Bunker is actually a really good game.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Is she what’s known as a “fox”?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Out tonight.... doesn't bode well
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    It's like that Netflix thing crash bandersnatch
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Her story was pretty good, for half an hour
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    And the raft of FMV games continues.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    i'm still surprised that of all genres, FMV games made a comeback.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Demon's Souls Live Action @Martin. ;)
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Not bloody Demon Souls.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    cashBACK you cunts!
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    What’s Geoff been gazumped by twitter with?
    Malek86 2 years ago
    FMV games are back, boys
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    @INSOMANiAC - Don't let that Sony money change you. Keep those c-bombs coming.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    Sony and Insomniac, that's one whirlwind on again / off again romance.
    Eaton_Corvinus 2 years ago
    Sony bought INSOMANiAC??
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    Great purchase
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Sony buying Insomniac is pretty big
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Yes and this time the toilet needs fixing
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    If Phil Spencer and Peter Molyneux had a child... it would look like that guy
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Max you Wild Man. Calm down.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I'm not that crazy!
    Kami 2 years ago
    Martin, that's a Remothered sequel. Or by the looks of it, more of a prequel.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Fucking magic, jeez
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    5 minutes and no sign of the cunt Claptrap
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    Dubstep!!!!! Yeah boizzz!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Thank God . I hadn't seen any reference to Borderlands 3 for a while.
    TPReview 2 years ago
    This is a bit smug from Epic
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Percy Thrower protecting the Blue Peter garden. He will do anything.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Actually it's not a bad game. I wouldn't call it the best horror game of 2018 though.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Remothered what now? 😂Actually laughed out loud
    weebleman 2 years ago
    "Well, that's Destiny 2 Shadowkeep."Again.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    LOL advert for EGS. That will upset some;p
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    There's a toilet joke in there somewhere
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Remothered Martin. Said so at the end of the clip. :p
    Kami 2 years ago
    Wow, Remothered is getting a sequel already?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    What if it's the Blue Peter garden?
    Malek86 2 years ago
    So they are going ahead with seasons, uh? Well, as long as there's no Crucible precision kills with hand cannons to make.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    *new enemy type*Vex with bits of twigs n shit stuck on em
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    I quite enjoyed my time with D2 but I have zero desire to return
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    'They will do anything to protect the garden' doesnt sound as cool as they think it does.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    I know this link is to another source but I want a Drunk Martin write up about this. https://kotaku.com/players-and-makers-of-apex-legends-resort-to-name-calli-1837376448
    Rogueywon 2 years ago
    This bit is quite rubbish.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Deuxtiny
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Blonde chap reminds me of Jake Busey after a lot of donuts.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    DESTINY............ TWO!!!!
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    Think about that sweet OT pay Martin
    weebleman 2 years ago
    You are losing us here geoff. Dont spoil it, end it.
    Eaton_Corvinus 2 years ago
    90/60/90. And the other leg as well.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    "I'm not finished..."
    Kami 2 years ago
    Geoff, dude, honey. This is dry enough that I'm considering asking for nipples again...
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I really need to replay Shadows of the Damned.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    LMAO @ChiefGB
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ...beloved?
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Is she what’s known as a “pear”
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Wizards.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    lol
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    ....yawn....
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Ellen is great at that accent.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Opinion. BoTW is a terrible videogame.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    @AddressUnknown. He's doing OK. Got a Call Centre gig a few months back. Seeing him for beers later.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Why are they handing out prizes for games that aren’t even out yet, and before Gamescom has even started??Charlatans.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Give me more of this lamp chat!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    There's games that came out a year ago winning awards, games that aren't out yet winning awards...
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    This is very interesting.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    "He's from Barcelona."
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    What’s this guy on about?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    @GarciaHotspur How's Johnson these days?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Exposing yourself. **fnarr**
    dsmx 2 years ago
    So Alan Wake with a little kid then?
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Hurry Hideo up the footy just kicked off
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Uses the Alan wake torch technique.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Untitled Goose Game needs to come out now.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Wow. Because all I see here is a generic third person action game.
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    None of these games are Untitled Goose Game.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Does look nice
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I caught 'strange new world'. No idea on the rest.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Why wasn't this in the Stadia showcase?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Liking the art style
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Looks like a nice game as well
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    WomanGirl.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    How many times will he mention stadia?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Stadia must be offering serious money for exclusives because it's a pretty big gamble for any dev without a massive name game.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Or is that in-game stuff?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    "excited about Stadia" translation Google gave us money.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Who is muttering underneath this stream?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    *assumes foetal position*
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    Torchlight dev shut down
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    Darklight more like
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Horrid stadia flashback
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Diablosiders
    dsmx 2 years ago
    torchlight 3?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    That's us half way there.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Seen this, going for a poo.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Didn't we just see this trailer like an hour and a half ago?
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Ah Darkablo!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    The cringe has been non existent. I guess thats a good thing...?
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    The fact it has RTS elements makes it slightly better than the rest.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    30 person team, many of whom haven't seen their families in months...
    Kami 2 years ago
    Ask Nintendo how the whole "You gotta experience this to understand it!" thing went with the Wii U...
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    @dsmx: I disagree. This looks like a rehash of all the current FPS games nowadays...
    Toaster05 2 years ago
    Destiny Vs C&C
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    It's a game unlike you've ever played.LANoirdoubt.gif
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Unlike any destiny game youve played before.
    dsmx 2 years ago
    Well at least it looks more interesting than yet another FIFA.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ....sorry mate that looked like HaloDestinyMechwarrior
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    There is JUST enough to give me a mild interest. Not hype, but interest...
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Halo/Destiny aside.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    From the man, that bought the man, that co-created Halo a snadwich once...
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Destiny with mechs?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    'Halo', Marcus. How are you?
    Kami 2 years ago
    In terms of the humour and charm... hmm...
    [maven] 2 years ago
    Could be ok...
    Kami 2 years ago
    That does look nice.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Haldestithem!!
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Can bungee past and present only make destiny games now?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    This is podracing!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Where's Sebulba?
    dsmx 2 years ago
    Why? That's literally all I'm thinking when I watch the video of FIFA. At least I get to mute the insufferable PR people from EA.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    What is wrong with her teeth....
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    'From someone who passsed by the offices of Halo in an Uber'
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Don't applaud that cunt. Take the fuckef out with a bone cruncher
    theejazzz 2 years ago
    gotta love game teeth
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    hes juggling his balls
    Malek86 2 years ago
    @Kami I mean, it's not like we haven't had smartphones for more than 10 years now
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Please let them players scan their faces into this. The horror...
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volta @INSOMANiAC. ;)
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I can't be bothered with football games.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    So - like the NBA2K games.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    To be fair. Volta football is the biggest real change Fifa has had in years.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I cant wait for them to release FIFA 16 on Switch.
    Lo-bi-nho 2 years ago
    Aaaaannnnndddd...EA, FIFA, and their lootbox riddled shit game. Turned me sound off.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Dafuq does Volta mean
    Kami 2 years ago
    The Switch's innards are fucking TINY! That you can run anything on something that size blows my mind...
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Fifa street was fun to be fair.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Dammit Martin. Too quick.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    BLUE ARRRRMY!
    dsmx 2 years ago
    Oh joy, EA, so how are they proposing to funnel money out of your wallet this year?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Fifa 2020 more like Fuck Off EA 2020.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    FIFA 20. Only good thing this year is that Volta mode.
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    YESSSS!!!!! FIFA, just gonna put the kettle on
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I've heard he strafes to left all the time.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Thank you for explaining what a release date is...
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    SWitcher 3.
    Kami 2 years ago
    People moan about it but I am consistently amazed at what they're pulling out of a board that small!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    If they pull it off at 30fps and looking decent... what an achievement.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    You played it Martin?
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Geralt auto runs forward in the switch version I hear 😉
    jetsetwillie 2 years ago
    Is this the 360 version of The Witcher 3?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Still can't believe they've got this running on a Switch.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    That does actually look like TW2
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Yesss, Witcher 3 the 15fps version.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Witcher 3 heads to Switch. Okay.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Switcher 3
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Wow that looks blurry 😂
    Kami 2 years ago
    There was a space adventure sim on the Mega Drive but I forgot what it was called... and it's driving me nuts, because I wanted to hunt it down again...
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    lol 2021 game branded as PS4 and Xbone.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    If anyone's looking for their lost lens flare, it's here.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Refresh fixes everything @Malek86 ;)
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    Good bluff Geoff, good bluff...
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    And I'm never going to play it.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Everspace 2.... its going to be massive.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Everspace was good back in the day.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    The automatically updating thing isn't automatically updating for me
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Everspace 2
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    everytime I see space ships, I just wanna play No Man's Sky
    weebleman 2 years ago
    @INSOMANiAC it aint getting better than that. Goodnight folks
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    All downhill from here now @INSOMANiAC
    Kami 2 years ago
    I got Borderlands 3 texting me. No Randy, and furthermore, how did you get my number?
    Frogofdoom 2 years ago
    Suitable levels of the word cunt being quoted from the comments, good work everyone.
    [maven] 2 years ago
    I hope they spend as much $$$ on the game as they do on marketing...
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    That's it, I've peaked.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    I expect boarderlands 3 when I open the fridge it's got so bad.Knock at the front door? Fuck me it's boarderlands 3!
    Kami 2 years ago
    Time to call it in, INSOMANiAC wins the day.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    @INSOMANiAC - There it is!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    ClapTRAP you cunts!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Maybe it's pronounced 'Saage'.
    dingbat91 2 years ago
    That bit of music with the caveman in space sound oddly familar to anyone else...
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Ffs boarderlands 3 is EVERYWHERE
    spinoir 2 years ago
    I'm already sick of Borderlands 3
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Add Borderlands 3 to the pile of games I'm already sick of and its not even out.
    Kami 2 years ago
    I know it's out in a few weeks but we've had this shit ALL DAY
    Lo-bi-nho 2 years ago
    That was a pretty cool trailer for Humankind, to be honest.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Looks exactly like Age of Empires
    Kami 2 years ago
    Oh god no more Borderlands 3
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Roni size has gone to pot a bit these days
    Kami 2 years ago
    Same Martin, DJ Caveman is a hook!
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    What is this?
    chrishampton 2 years ago
    Anyone know what time Activision is on?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    I think the sega thing is Yakuza 3 right?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Caveman DJ
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I have it on pretty good authority that Geoff and Hideo are friends.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Kojima's text; "Dressing room 462. Wear the nice red shoes. xx"
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Please tell me this isn't the AAA title SEGA are teasing?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Somebody put a whole episode of CyberZone on YouTube in March! https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=kLj-xibrpoM
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Koj in da house
    spinoir 2 years ago
    ....get a room Keighley
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Kojiam texted Geoff a kiss emoji
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    o_O SEGA WITH A NEW IP! WTF?!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Did the text make any sense though?
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Life is Strange 2, not actual gameplay is actual gameplay.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    So what did I miss? *checks* Wait what? Comanche? Which 90's hell did that come from?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    LIS:Ep 4. Black Flag
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    We're getting to the stage where all these games look the fucking same
    Bosh 2 years ago
    Well Kerbal Space Program 2 is the most exciting bit of gaming news I've heard in a while. Looks great.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Oh shit, why didn't someone tell me weeks ago? Man, this is giving me A-Level coursework flashbacks now!
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Definitely not Scottish @INSOMANiAC
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    A game you have to play to 'get'. Someone just couldn't be arsed to write a description.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I could have sworn he was German at the start
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    The Cycle, it's free to download... so guns are £120
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Is this guy German or Scottish?
    Kami 2 years ago
    Whatever happened to Dead Island 2?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    As daft as it sounds its the collecitng and making potions etc that all added to the game, sure they slowed it don but everything now except hitting the monster is so streamlined its all pointless.
    Kami 2 years ago
    O.o!?
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Hurry with the death stranding already.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Typo, meant MH.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Yager? I assumed he was talking about Jager at first...
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Clearly not filmed around crunch time.
    Lo-bi-nho 2 years ago
    "Opinion. Predator 2 is better than Predator."/GASPYou... You... HERETIC!
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Predator is best just for the chain gun scene
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I wish I could get into MW.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    @riceNpea with the spoiler ;)
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Predator, Monster Hunter... next up Evolve 2
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Predator 2 is fucking awful on every level. Except the cloaking specal effect. That's better
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Not at all. I do prefer Predator 2.
    jamesoliver 2 years ago
    Is Epic Games gonna show anything? I hope it's something with Fortnite.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    As an addict of handheld monster hunter I dont like the console version. Too simplified. I tried
    Kami 2 years ago
    It's been a long time since I watched Predator 2. I do remember Danny Glover sweating buckets through it.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Monster Hunter... meh
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Predator will probably end up cross-gen.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Oh the silence!
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    No Address but Danny Glover is better than Arnie
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    I wonder if this would've happened under Disney leadership, Fox was pretty loose with their licensing. This might be the last tie-in we see for a while now the franchise is under new management.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Opinion. Predator 2 is better than Predator.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    But if this guy's here, who's chopping down the trees?
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Hodor!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I really need this predator game to be good.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    If i cant emote 'ugly mother fucker' in this game I'll be disappointed.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Oh it's that Predator game, isn't it?
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Nexuiz Illfonic?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Forgot about this. Could be good. A better Evolved.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    “Is that it for the announcements”Don’t be silly Martin there’s at least 5 more indie sequels to be announced.
    Kami 2 years ago
    So, what're the odds Keighley and Kojima (a) hug and (b) kiss - even if it's just a peck on the cheek?
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    this was supposed to be two hours long, right?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Dreams. Pants more like.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    That was very nearly 'blowing us'.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Dressed in the dark?
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    ONL is the ONI sequel
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    What is SEGA showing? Has it leaked?
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    Google will be watching this now thinking "we won tonight. We had Destiny 2 and farm simulator ".
    Kami 2 years ago
    But yeah, hoping for Demon's Souls...
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    how DO you do it Martin
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    little nightmares was pretty good, just needed a bit more polish. slightly concerned there's another coming already.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Woo!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Coming to switch as well, nice
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Elephant man meets BioShock
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I see Bandai, I want to see From Software.
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    I can see why most of these haven’t leaked......
    Kami 2 years ago
    Oh god give it to me now
    Kami 2 years ago
    Little Nightmares 2?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Missed opportunity with "Kerbal Space Programme: Re-Entry"
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    #BuildFlyDream, remember
    chrishampton 2 years ago
    Hopefully 2v2 gunfight beta is announced Very soon
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    just remember what that tiny nearly invisible text said, NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Oh wow, excellent stuff
    emmakent 2 years ago
    Martin, I'm coming off slack to say M83 is amazing and how dare you
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    I win a copy
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    In Space only Kerbals can hear you scream
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Only creatures I want to see in space, are ”ppppiiiiigggggsss”
    Kami 2 years ago
    This sounds like a Coldplay track.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    I don't feel a need for speed. Walking is fine at my age.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I quite like the song.
    chrishampton 2 years ago
    POG
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Kerbal?
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    ah, even better.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    is this the Moonbase Alpha reboot?
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Sold! Space FTW
    Kami 2 years ago
    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
    iconld 2 years ago
    M83!!
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    Independence Day
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Not Actual Gameplay, of course.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Imagine theres microtransactions in that NFS app. Before the game even launches. A new low.
    chrishampton 2 years ago
    When is Activision on?
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Holy shit! Right now?!
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    I want Final Space: The GameAnyone?
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    I’m only half watching this nfs, but it doesn’t look half bad.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Shame they never ported R-Tuned or Race TV.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    So... the best part of the game is the customisation of the rides...
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    Fatter Pipes and Bigger Rims
    iconld 2 years ago
    How's the lag? Still seeing it in stream :(
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    PIMP MY HIDE
    Kami 2 years ago
    A mechanic comes in with nothing but a wrench. "Surprise!"
    Bennyjj81 2 years ago
    Are they more aggressive towards black player characters?
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    product placement level: shameless.
    weebleman 2 years ago
    Or a moonstone reboot! I fucking loved moonstone
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Are the surprise mechanics actually...mechanics?
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Wont be long until Trump blames this game for motor accidents.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    If its not going to pump Paradise City into my ears every fucking time I turn it on I'm not interested.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    "There's a knocking coming from one of the wheel arches. Could you sort that out, fella?"
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    The graphics look nice, I'll say that much.
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    Underground vibe
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    did that car just phase shift through a palm tree?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Exercising their Stop 'n' Search rights...
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Need for Speed: GTA Edition.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I either want to be wowed or disgusted. I don't like this feeling of nonchalence
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Should have just made a new Hot Pursuit.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    This isn't cringy enough for my tastes yet. Theres time. Theres time.
    weebleman 2 years ago
    Give me a desert strike reboot geoff!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Whooping at gunpoint.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    ...i uh, don't feel the need.
    Kami 2 years ago
    0/10, No Voxels, Worst Game of the Deca... no, can't say that, Ride to Hell: Retribution exists.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Now it's NFS Heat... okay...
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    That drone game has potential to be great.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Oh well, will have to wait longer for an Apache Gunship sequel
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    ... so new IP based on Wipeout.
    Bennyjj81 2 years ago
    If it's anything like flying a helicopter in Battlefield then I'm screwed. 5 seconds of joy before the inevitable blazing fireball.
    Doomspoon 2 years ago
    Bring back Gunship 2000
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    aghk, drones.
    kantaroo3 2 years ago
    We’re not all CGI trailers here... a little dig at E3?
    ChiefGB 2 years ago
    Is all the streaming tonight dog shit for anyone else? If they want to host there own stream, at least do it properly ffs.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    I'd LOVE that as single player
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    'Everybody loves helicopters' thats a bold statement.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Oh wow, gameplay! Thank you!
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Shame
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Wait. Comanche!!! Wasn't that early 1990s? I'm stunned that it's getting rebooted at last. O_O!
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Disintegration looks nice. Very Halo-y from what I've read. No surprises there.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Team based, online Dammit!
    [maven] 2 years ago
    I'm not sure Geoff is a great match for our less shouty German audiences.
    Bennyjj81 2 years ago
    It's no Desert Strike...
    Kami 2 years ago
    So... uhm... that was cool and awesome but gameplay please?!
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    A new Comanche. Not exactly Demon Souls Remaster...
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Nice!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Oh.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Desert Strike!
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Oh.. it was a copter.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    It's going to be Farming Simulator, isn't it?
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Lemme guess. It's a gun... or car...
    iconld 2 years ago
    Batman?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    What could it be?
    Kami 2 years ago
    So here's new stuff.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Gears 5 won best Xbox game?! Original
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    CyberZone? more like Cyber no-ne ahahah, amirite guys!!!!
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    wonder how many people will be bringing up the latest ill-advised Terminator sequel tonight like it's a good thing.
    Kami 2 years ago
    If I remember, it was Cyberzone that ultimately killed Knightmare, by effectively blowing the whole budget...
    Kami 2 years ago
    I also remember CyberZone.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Martin....those green VR graphics though.....
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Inb4 - Turn your volume up @spinoir. Boom :D
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Or 'basically'I want to kill someone when I hear that.
    Kami 2 years ago
    It is nice to have a stream that just works.
    spinoir 2 years ago
    Audio seems pretty low?
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Shooting through walls? That's fucking cheating....
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I'll bet non of you remember CyberZone with Craig Charles. An utterly awful VR thing in the 90's that ran for one series on BBC2. Even Youtube doesnt want to remember it, theres one clip.
    [maven] 2 years ago
    Oh, "hide chat" button. Victory! \o/
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    How many times will we hear 'that's what I'm talking about?' Drinking game anyone?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Impressive they are getting 4K/60 out of the X.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Yup, still UE.
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    GOW5 Season Pass, featuring Cliffy B skins.
    MrSnaztastic 2 years ago
    is the Gears series still using Unreal Engine?
    [maven] 2 years ago
    The one on the youtube page, not this one :>
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    @maven yes you can
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Stay on here @maven, no youtube chat shit 'ere to worry about :D
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Wait? You want to turn off our chat?
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Where all the lag?! This isn't gaming in 2019! Ridiculous.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Is there a point where we have eventually seen all the cutscenes for this?
    [maven] 2 years ago
    Can you turn the youtube chat off somehow? I'm new at this internet thing.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Does anyone even want GoW5?
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Ooh NIN. Edgy.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    I cant watch this for 2 hours. I dont even masturbate that long.
    Kami 2 years ago
    I'll be seeing 4K Geoff during Game Awards this year. My eyes may not be ready for it.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    It's Ron Jeremies!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I once had two letter posted on Digitiser, on the same day. And you thought your sisters look-in appearance was good.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    2 hours... oh god...should I want to ask for someone to kill me?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    What would we do without Geoff. Taking time this evening to save it.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    He's all in black, he's so cool
    GarciaHotspur 2 years ago
    Go on , Geoff. Give us a dead-eyed look that'll be immortalised as a meme.
    Kami 2 years ago
    That's a muted audience. Couldn't afford the screamers this year huh?
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Geoff /swoon
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Whoop!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    How exactly is one expected to celebrate the future?
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    GEOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    No Insomniac, I had no idea.
    Kami 2 years ago
    There was talk about that a while back...
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Looks like it's starting
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    His friend Hideo Kojima, who is his friend willbe showing a demo no doubt. They're friends apparently
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    lol
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Wooping in 5...4...
    Kami 2 years ago
    Did they ever actually reboot ReBoot?
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    @Martin: Geoff having a fart and it's the highlight of the entire stream?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    :riceNpea you seen the youtube channel for digitiser, even had Mr T and his bins on, sadly very low veiwing figures
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    A demo of Death Stranding.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I have a feeling this will be a shed situation.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    I even miss Cybernet. I wasn't total shit. But I really miss Digitiser.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I wish I had a shed for moments like this.
    Kami 2 years ago
    @INSOMANiAC - Yeah, sometimes it did seem deliberately harsh. But that was the fun. Also watching kids who didn't yet know the difference between left and right.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    We need cheerleaders for when Geoff comes on the screen...
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    KNightmare was great. The Adventure Game was great too. Remember the King who was an Aspidistra, and the bloke who spoke backwards....Doogyrev!
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    @kami I enjoyed the interview with the guy who ran it who spoke about how they had to kill kids off deliberately to end an episode. Good times.
    Kami 2 years ago
    @INSOMANiAC; I'd rather not, mostly because I don't think my head could handle that much Blow...
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Me too Euro, has never been bettered.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Was that his name? The bloke on Micro Live or whatever it was called.
    Kami 2 years ago
    A proper Knightmare video game would be fucking awesome with new tech.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    How can we not @riceNpea? The entire series was legendary. I was gutted when it was cancelled.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Imagine being Dave Perry. Imagine it.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    What about Fred Harris?
    Kami 2 years ago
    I still mourn the loss of Knightmare. Fun fact; it was never officially cancelled, it was just put on haitus... and never came back...
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    As shit as bad influence was, it showed a lot more gaming stuff than gamesmaster.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Remember David Walliams on Gamesmaster? With Bad Boy Barry
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Anyone remember round the bend? Not round the twist.weird puppet / cartoon thing on citv
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Can we not just get GameMaster back on C4? :(
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Oh I don't know, the Phantom Flan Flinger was quite camp.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    He spanned the genres.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Fun fact, Andi Peters was the first non openly gay, openly gay man on children's television.
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Great dirty minds ...
    Kami 2 years ago
    Well, I got my answer a few seconds before my question went up! Cheers riceNpea!
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Haha no but it should be.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    @riceNpea is that a euphemism?
    Kami 2 years ago
    Whatever happened to Andi Peters?
    riceNpea 2 years ago
    Remember when Andi Peters burnt his lips kissing a plasma TV in the Broom Cupboard?
    weebleman 2 years ago
    To be fair im only here for Martin and the rest of you folks. This is were the real entertainment is
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Whatever happened to Andy Crane?
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    @Malek86, you might be lucky and the stream lasts for just one hour....
    Malek86 2 years ago
    I'll probably be missing the first hour of this. Maybe I should be relieved.
    weebleman 2 years ago
    The bar is set very, very, VERY low Geoff. Surely its safe to assume that you've got this covered isnt it?....Geoff?....
    Kami 2 years ago
    I have nothing but Trifle Bakewells and a bottle of sparkling Peach and Elderflower stuff.
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    What's the odds on that countdown being the only exciting part of this stream?
    AmigoAmiga 2 years ago
    I have an urge for Doritos and Mountain Dew
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    Insomniac - A good idea, but I do need to make it to work tomorrow.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    If you haven't got Stadia's bar raising Farm simulator just fuck off now Geoff!
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    @INSOMANiAC. I'd laugh if there was no mention at all. :D
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    I def need a drink.
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    Drinking game idea - Have a shot everytime Geoff Keighley tell us Hideo Kojima is his friend.
    most_wonderous_man 2 years ago
    How's Geoff going to wake everybody up from that Stadia snoozefest?
    Kami 2 years ago
    Geoff, you're our last hope! And that's terrifying!
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    This should be better than Stadia, right?
    INSOMANiAC 2 years ago
    I hate my life.
    AddressUnknown 2 years ago
    *cough*
    Saltedfish 2 years ago
    Which coked-up developer will do the interview that goes viral this year? I was going to do a sweepstake but I don't want to be investigated by the gambling commission (just kidding, they're completely toothless.)