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Coverage

00:51

Well good evening everyone.

00:52

Or is it good morning? Gawd E3 really messes with your head when you're on the home team.

00:52

Anyway, I'm just heading down to Easy Hours for a quick beer run before Bethesda kicks off in just over 30 minutes.

00:52

Does anyone want anything?

01:19

ektoraskalderis says:

Damn i can't keep my eyes open :(

01:19

I feel your pain. This beer possibly isn't helping.

01:20

INSOMANiAC says:

This is the bleakest E3 live Eurogamer chat I've seen since they began. Bethesda not keeping people up until 2am any more?

I will endeavour to make it bleaker still.

01:22

What to expect from Bethesda's show?

01:23

Well, lord knows.

01:23

They announced everything last year.

01:23

Maybe they can announce Elder Scrolls 7 this time out?

01:23

Fallout 5 and 6 and 7.

01:23

Kami says:

WET 2.

01:23

And Wet 2, obviously.

01:25

Disappointed that none of you have mentioned Rogue Warrior yet.

01:26

Also what celebrity cameo would you like, in the wake of Keanu's appearance at Microsoft?

01:27

Kami says:

Penelope Keith.

01:27

Oh yes please.

01:27

Richard Briers too?

01:27

Oh shit, he dead.

01:29

HerrProduk says:

Was I the only person who liked Brink at the time? It was more of a noble failure than a sucess but maybe it’s just age, the late hour, and double IPAs talking.

01:29

I liked Brink!

01:29

So much potential there, and a lot of it wasted, but I still had a fun time with it.

01:30

Oh, we've started.

01:31

Totally here for Brink 2 btw.

01:32

We're starting with *feelings* and a celebration of all of us as gamers.

01:32

INSOMANiAC says:

I hate this.

01:32

I, too, hate this.

01:33

This vapid shite is certifiably worse than Brink. We can all agree on that right?

01:33

We stand together on that simple fact. This intro vid is shite. #betogether

01:34

Right, so what really to expect. A new Arkane project?

01:34

Er, Rage 2 DLC?

01:34

Oh, more on Doom Eternal and Wolfenstein: The Young Ones.

01:34

Oh look Pete Hines walks out from the crowd because he's just one of us!

01:35

That jacket Pete Hines is wearing is very similar to the one Phil Spencer wore at the MS conference.

01:36

It's the latest line in exec chic - the bomber jacket that says they're just regular joes.

01:37

We're getting customer feedback piled in through the show, though, which could be lolz.

01:38

We're are also getting Todd Howard's regrettable stand-up routine, which is fast becoming an E3 tradition now.

01:39

Fallout 76 is up for discussion! It got a lot of deserved criticism, admits Todd.

01:39

The community is lovely, apparently.

01:39

Also the pre-orders for Todd Howard Live at the Apollo DVD are going live round about now.

01:40

We're getting a look at Elder Scrolls Blades, which you might have played already on mobile.

01:40

It's not very good!

01:40

TotesBreakfast says:

Well I'm already depressed.

I was already depressed. I don't even know what this new feeling is. I don't like it.

01:41

But wait! Elder Scrolls is coming to Switch!

01:41

The slightly underwhelming mobile game that is.

01:42

Bethesda's E3 conferences are so weird. In a good way I think?

01:42

But they could have let us know so much of this in an email rather than hiring out a theatre in LA.

01:44

Fallout 76 update now, from two lads who look like they kept their coathangers in their shirts as their arms hang stiffly by their sides.

01:44

Anyway, there's an update coming to Fallout 76. And it introduces NPCs!

01:45

Wastelanders 76 is the free update, coming this autumn.

01:46

As weak as this is, I do really appreciate the announcement of dialogue trees being given a rousing applause.

01:46

Mazzle says:

Drink to forget your mistakes.

*gulps*

01:47

And here's a Battle Royale mode for Fallout 76.

01:47

There it is.

01:49

52-player battle royale, an update called Nuclear Winter and it's coming on June 10th.

01:49

Oh that's today!

01:50

People are cheering executives as they announce a battle royale for a game they admit they knew was less than brilliant when they first started asking for money for it.

01:50

What even is this world.

01:50

Anyway here's Todd come tell us a joke son.

01:51

Also of note, Todd Howard is wearing his own spin on the exec bomber jacket.

01:51

Thank the lord, then for Shinji Mikami, who comes on wearing a hoodie.

01:51

As he gets ready to unveil God Hand 2.

01:51

It's a new IP!

01:52

So not God Hand 2. But it's Ghostwire Tokyo!

01:52

Let's see it in action please.

01:53

Creative director Ikumi Nakamura is here to take us through the demo, and she's brilliantly enthusiastic about it all.

01:55

A cinematic trailer is what we're getting, showing a gritty take on Tokyo where the paranormal juts up against the 'normal'.

01:56

Well, I have no idea after that.

01:56

Still, new IP from Tango Gameworks, and there's a nice edge to its vision.

01:58

Right, there was a quick montage about pepole who like Bethesda games, here's an update on Elder Scrolls Online, I'm going to the fridge.

02:00

a8a says:

Games journalists are an embarassing bunch

Well *excuse* me!

02:00

But also yeah I'm an absolute embarassment to myself and all who know me.

02:00

Fox89 says:

Martin: "I'm going to the fridge"Bethesda audience: "WOO YEEAAHH!"

02:00

Quite appreciate the applause really. It is quite a walk!

02:02

Hi I'm back did I miss anything.

02:02

Another prerendered trailer, you say?

02:03

INSOMANiAC says:

Can we please find out who else makes their own yarn? What's with all this games shit??

I'm making my own yawn right now if that's any use.

02:04

Anyway I'm ignoring the fact that a cat is killing a dragon, which is something.

02:04

It looked like the cat might be hurt but the cat's okay, we'll find out more about the cat in the expansion.

02:05

People are out of their seats in the front row, screaming at every sentence that comes out of the presenter's face.

02:05

So much screaming.

02:05

The screaming gets louder.

02:05

It gets more aggressive.

02:06

'We're humbled by your enthusiasm' he says as the screams ring out, louder, more desperate.

02:06

That's not enthusiasm.

02:06

It's horror. Despair. An emptiness in the pit of the stomach that can only be expressed by opening your mouth as wide as it goes and letting out a low, guttral noise.

02:07

Anyway here's a new game it's a free-to-play mobile Commander Keen game thanks.

02:07

imagonnawin says:

Cheer that you cunts

02:07

So yeah, Commander Keen is back. But...

02:08

Kami says:

Why does this hurt? WHY DOES THIS HURT?!

I don't know, but if you scream loud and hard enough the pain goes away, if only for a short while.

02:09

GrayHeart says:

I cant believe you've done this

Don't blame me!

02:10

Also I don't know what's going on but you can go helmet to helmet apparently I don't know if this is even real anymore.

02:11

Someone just let a fox into the auditorium then stood on its tail and now I think it's just dead there.

02:11

It let out this horrible yelp and now its corpse is just there, lying in one of the aisles, maybe even blocking one of the fire exits I hope they see to it soon.

02:11

That poor fox.

02:13

It sounds like another fox just got its tail stamped on. The poor things.

02:14

In amidst all that, there was something on Elder Scrolls Legends and now here's an update on Rage 2.

02:15

Kami says:

Who the fuck even uses VHS any more?!

I'm still Betamax all the way.

02:16

Right, all that's done, let's have a good look at Wolfenstein.

02:18

Wolfenstein Youngblood will have more weapons than before, more Nazis to kill.

02:21

It looks fun and energetic going from that trailer but good lord stop with the 80s schtick.

02:21

Also I'm a fan of this lad sticking with the trad exec outfit of t-shirt, jeans and blazer.

02:22

Because bomber jacket chic is back as Arkane Lyon take to the stage.

02:22

It's an all-nw Arkane game, which I'm very much behind.

02:24

A 70s vibe, which is a bit different, and it's about two assassins but this is another cinematic trailer so honestly I have no idea.

02:25

It's Deathloop - proving that time loops are the new big thing in games after 12 Minutes and Outer Worlds.

02:25

It's Spy v Spy?

02:25

'It's really fucking cool' they say.

02:25

'Swearing isn't cool' I say. Pricks.

02:26

So, Deathloop - an all-new game from Arkane Lyon, and something to very much look forward to.

02:27

Fox89 says:

*Outer Wilds, for the other looping one? I know, I do it all the time too

Sorry! I do it all the time and will continue to do it becuase frankly it's silly. And also I'm an idiot.

02:30

Here's a look at all-new technology, dubbed Orion - I believe it's centred around streaming.

02:30

It optimises performance for streaming games and I'm not sure this is the time for this lads.

02:33

Here's Doom Etarenal, I hope to end this sorry show.

02:34

morikaweb says:

WTF is with the audience? They practically gave an expansion pack for mobile microtransaction based card games a standing ovation. I have never heard an audience so obviously planted as this one.

Glue-sniffing is the only reason I can come up with for the screaming. That or all the foxes that are either fucking/being slaughtered in there right now.

02:35

Doom Eternal! It looks bloody brilliant.

02:35

INSOMANiAC says:

The irony of slayersclub.com currently not loading due to people trying to sign up to Bethesdas streaming tech is not lost on me.

Phenomenal.

02:37

At last! A look at a video game in action, what feels like a first this E3.

02:38

A goddamn wonderful looking video game too. A lot more environmental stuff in there than Doom 2016, and I like how intricate it all looks.

02:41

Apologies for the radio silence - I'm kind of lost in reverie as Doom Eternal fills my sleep-deprived mind with all sorts of garish, gorey brilliance.

02:44

I shouldn't really complain about this press conference. It's all the weirdness and awkwardness that I missed in MS's slick presentation earlier on, bundled together.

02:44

And we get a Doom Eternal release date thrown in for good measure too - it's out on November 22nd.

02:46

The one weakside to Doom 2016 - the multiplayer - is being addressed now as they talk about Battlemode.

02:46

We're also going to get a proper look at Doom Eternal's multiplayer in motion - and there'll be plenty more details at Quakecon later this year.

02:49

And that was Bethesda's show. Kind of awful in places, but I'm still grateful for it all. Thanks Bethesda!

02:49

INSOMANiAC says:

They're not seriously going to not mention elder scrolls... Are they?

They mentioned Blades! And Legends!

02:50

imagonnawin says:

Cheer that you cunts

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    Kami 1 week ago
    Anyway, that's all for tonight, time to get my ass into bed. G'night!
    Kami 1 week ago
    Highly recommend the Devolver Direct. House of the Gundead is a thing and I need all of it.
    ultra-bobthehorse 1 week ago
    wow Bethesda where kinda embarrassing with their plant's in the audience and very not very charming presenters.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Catsylvania... I never knew I needed a game until now...
    Kami 1 week ago
    KILL HIM NINA STRUTHERS! THEY'RE IN YOUR HEAD, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!
    Kami 1 week ago
    @xandaca - Yeah, best we end it here before we go the whole yard. Devolver Show now.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    @Kami: If this carries on, we'll all look like knitwits.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @xandaca - Yeah, this is starting to become a pattern for sure...
    xandaca 1 week ago
    @Kami: That's what you say when you've finished making yarn!(OK, that joke is definitely fraying now)
    Kami 1 week ago
    @xandaca - aaaaand... end thread.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @porkface - See ya tomorrow man, this chat makes E3 for me every year. Same goes for everyone, thanks muchly!
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Right, bedtime. It’s been real all. I feel like we’ve survived a hostage situation together.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    @Kami: He's gone to hang himself with some self-made yarn.
    porkface 1 week ago
    @Kami I'm still here! Well, not for much longer - logging off now. Thanks for hanging around. See you tomorrow to do it all again...
    Kami 1 week ago
    Martin was so depressed he's literally abandoned us. Don't do it mate, there's the Nintendo E3 Direct to live for...
    Kami 1 week ago
    @HerrProduk - That's cool. I've been gaming since the 80's because cool grandparents, so I've been around the block. I remember being so blown away by DOOM...
    Kami 1 week ago
    @MiracleNachos - She makes me feel terrible stuff too, which is why I love her so much. It's like Negging. Only it works.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    @INSOMANiAC: They whooped, we cried, it was better than Cats. (I mean, have you seen Cats? This was atrocious, but Cats is a warcrime.)
    porkface 1 week ago
    @INSOMANiAC I can't stop laughing at that comment. It's the perfect sign-off to everything.
    Bauul 1 week ago
    Doom Eternal footage was awesome, the rest wasn't worth staying up for
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    @Kami Ms. Struthers makes me feel stuff. Stuff I worry about.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    If the article to this travesty doesn't have 'cheer that you cunts' as a subheading. Well, I just don't know.
    Schmove 1 week ago
    Are there any more of these conferences? They’re pretty compellingly bad.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    @Kami Shamefully I only played the originals through as an adult a couple of years before Doom 2016. Myself and a friend played Doom for about eight hours non-stop when we both had a bad case of the flu back when they were new and it made me so deeply, deeply ill that it took me about 15 years to be able to face it again.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Devolver Digital, wash this taste out of my mouth with whatever filth spews from Ms. Struthers...
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I will remember this moment when we all suffered. Together.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    Anyone else just get an e-mail to preorder Cyberpunk 2077?
    Kami 1 week ago
    No, please, stop. Commander Keen is dead already, no more...
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Thanks Martin! Fun chat.
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    2/10
    GX 1 week ago
    God that was awful.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    What was the name of that mobile game again? I'm going to buy it immediately
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Cheers Martin, you’ve been a gent.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    The Dorito Pope's gonna have his work cut out for him polishing this turd. Night peeps.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Right, its a massive load of Barbiturates and off to bed for me.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    Is there a word for the specific type of tiredness caused by boredom?
    xandaca 1 week ago
    I feel like the only mistake I made by arriving late to watch the Bethesda show was not arriving later.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Thanksn. I hated it.
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    That was the best argument I've seen for the next mass extinction.
    adamcooper 1 week ago
    Well can honestly say this coverage and chat was way more entertaining than the conference
    GX 1 week ago
    This shit is so exploitive and arrogant. Just stop.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    If they had showed a Giant Mushroom tree and a proper conversation wheel from ES6 I would have forgiven all.
    EvilAspirin 1 week ago
    I think the best thing we can say about this conference is that we survived it. If only just.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    I like to think that even if this conference had been at 9am, I'd still be tired as shit by the end of it.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @HerrProduk - Same, DOOM is DOOM. I still mod the hell out of OG Doom.
    holowtips 1 week ago
    Ngl what I seen looks bad to me... I did like that spy vs spy tho.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Im crashing, it's been...a thing.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    Back to the asylum with you, audience members.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    You dare to show me mobile shit and tell me I'm a hero.
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    I just have one thing to say about all that... Woooooo yeaaaah wooohooo!
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Making your own yarn 3:balls of
    Schmove 1 week ago
    Well that was shite.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    One last yarn sob story.
    GX 1 week ago
    Ooof. If this is Bethesdas output they really need to start skipping a year.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Bloody hell..... not worth staying up for.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    I honstly don’t know whether a game series, surprisingly similar to it’s orginal form after more than a quarter of a century, being the most exciting thing at E3 so far is a remarkable achievement or damning inditement of where we find ourselves.But I want to shoot more demons.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    They're not seriously going to not mention elder scrolls... Are they?
    NoTheMama 1 week ago
    Next year....Doom 76!
    xandaca 1 week ago
    I actually rather enjoyed Doom 2016's multiplayer.
    Kami 1 week ago
    And it's over?
    joewright12 1 week ago
    Remember RPGs?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    The one game they make that could stand a battle royale....
    Schmove 1 week ago
    At least it’s not battle royale.
    Kami 1 week ago
    And as awesome as this sounds... DOOM for me will always be a single-player experience.
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Here's something we know you've all been waiting for...*says something that no one has been waiting for*
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    They don't get paid overtime
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    The helmet you will receive will be made out of cardboard
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    @adamcooper a plastic bag with a visor drawn on it
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Three people whooped for multiplayer
    adamcooper 1 week ago
    Helmet may turn out to be just a mask on arrival
    xandaca 1 week ago
    'We call it battle mode.' Genius.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    @INSOMANiAC factory seconds of the old Master Chief helmet
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I wonder what the helmet they actually send you will look like.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    Bethesda really going all in on the helmet action tonight.
    Kami 1 week ago
    I am merely a man, and I want that shiny thing.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    I want to go Helmet to Helmet.
    Kami 1 week ago
    ... I want that helmet.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Cringe!
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Canvas helmet
    EvilAspirin 1 week ago
    I don't know about everyone else but those controllable cutscenes look like fun.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Props to the people getting up and leaving straight after the clip
    smiffeehimself 1 week ago
    someone get that man his seizure meds
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Fuuuuun
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Remember when we were all dismissive of doom 2016?
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    Nice
    Kami 1 week ago
    Hello beautiful!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I want doom guy to make his own yarn from the guts of this hellspawn
    Schmove 1 week ago
    I’ve gone back to the last check point about twelve times just watching this.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    It's like a 3dfx game - throw loads of colourful lights at it
    Kami 1 week ago
    No apologies necessary Martin, think we're all just like, "FINALLY!"
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Let's be honest, they have a winning formula forever here. They can never fuck this up.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    But this looks great and I very much want more Doom
    Kami 1 week ago
    I'll be honest though, I miss seeing Doomguy's face.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    This game looks like it'll accept me for who I am. A demon slaying murder monster.@Kami: If I get it, it'll be on Switch, so am hoping miracles do happen.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Something about a health bar being blue and a shielf bar being green just feels... uncanny.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    If this runs as well as Doom 2016... And looks this much better.. Quite the achievement.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @xandaca - I'm genuinely curious to see it on Switch though.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    I hope it has microtransactions so I have an extra fun way to experience it.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    Panic Button are going to be working miracles to get this on Switch in functional form.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    They spin a great yarn
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    I require graphs!
    Kami 1 week ago
    DOOM Eternal coming to save the day.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    Enough of this! Show me more awesome streaming infographics!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    He looks like a child ready for his school photo
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Don’t reward these screaming arseholes.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    No, do not reward these screaming animals for their mere physical presence!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Has anyone ever looked more awkward in a leather jacket
    adamcooper 1 week ago
    Watching BE3 is painful, as if I'm gonna be hanging all day tomorrow cos I stayed up to watch this shit
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    The horrifying thing is that I'm recently single and it won't be long until I start wearing a similar wardrobe to all these forty something dudes when I go out 'on the pull'.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    I think I can recreate this in Mario Maker.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Orange box.
    Schmove 1 week ago
    Platforming In first person shooters...
    harry_horse 1 week ago
    omg actual gameplay
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    I’m so jealous of people who hadn’t played Doom 2016. A colleague of mine bought it last week for £5 boxed. I don’t know if there’s ever been better gaming value than that.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Bayonetta cameo abound too... Inferno and Paradiso...
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I don't know if I prefer leather jacket or bomber. A brand new leather jacket never looks good. On a middle aged man? No.
    Krychek 1 week ago
    Heaven and Hell... Painkiller?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Gameplay!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Locations!
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    Meh, Earth, never really fancied it,
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    A big glowy sword isn't special if every bastard gets one!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    The irony of slayersclub.com currently not loading due to people trying to sign up to Bethesdas streaming tech is not lost on me.
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    Interesting tech though
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Forgive them Lord for they know not what they clap.
    EvilAspirin 1 week ago
    Pfft, but can it play Crysis at max settings?
    Kami 1 week ago
    Finally, DOOM Eternal.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    'We'll see you in hell.'But we're already there!
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    We all already there guys
    Schmove 1 week ago
    Where is all the screaming coming from? Whenever they cut to the crowd they all look bored as shit.
    morikaweb 1 week ago
    WTF is with the audience? They practically gave an expansion pack for mobile microtransaction based card games a standing ovation. I have never heard an audience so obviously planted as this one.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    the fingers don't match the screen on that streaming tech demo. Big lies.
    Bauul 1 week ago
    I like how even Bethesda are calling it "Doom 2016" now
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Peggle 2!
    Kami 1 week ago
    @joewright12 - and they still haven't reached climax. I actually feel sorry for them.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    This sounds technically interesting but I’m too tired and tipsy to parse a word of it really.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    Me: I hope they show DoomBethesda: Here's Doom streaming to a phone.Me: ...Not like this
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    'can it play Doom' that famous saying.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    No, the question is: can it make its own yarn?
    Fox89 1 week ago
    I can't take it anymore, I'm going to bed. DOOM isn't worth this! Take care everyone!
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    WOOOOOO! INFRASTRUCTURE! WOOOOO!
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Was hoping they were about to announce ID Tech 5.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Whoo YEAH!!! Bandwidth! Cloud cloud cloud!
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Those digital foundry lads are enjoying this bit.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    Why did I stay up for this? I resent Bethesda for essentially promising me a good time and then proceeding to masturbate in front of me for an hour,
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    This sounds really cool and all but drunk me does not appreciate the finer details of [waves hands] this.
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    I'm so intolerant to your intolerance bs. Keep it game related.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    This is too technical for the screamers and whoopers
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    I love the "ignore" button. So useful.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Yesssssss an optimising engine for streaming brought to you by the company that brought fallout 76 to the masses.
    mattshark 1 week ago
    Am I the only one not very excited about streaming gaming?
    harry_horse 1 week ago
    Seriously WTF
    Kami 1 week ago
    Huffing, huffing... *skips to fox slamming Todd Howard's head into a keyboard* HUFFING, HUFFING, HUFFING...
    xandaca 1 week ago
    Emphasis on patented. Don't try stealing this, you whooping shits!
    xandaca 1 week ago
    'We have exciting new technology to announce.'BETHESDA'S EPIC YARN
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Deathloop has me interested, but less in an “oh my god, that looks great” way and more in a “hmmm, so what exactly is it?” kind of way.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Wow! They invented a VR headset twenty years after they first came out. He IS Marty McFly!
    Kami 1 week ago
    HUFFING Our Own Farts.
    smiffeehimself 1 week ago
    Tomorrow's top skyrim mod : Yarn.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Calm down Tim.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    @Pokkai You claimed that one of the characters from Youngblood was originally a boy but is now a trans girl because of diversity. Even if that weren't 100% incorrect (They are, and always were, genetically femaial) it wasn't funny or clever, which you tried to claim by saying it was "satire". It wasn't. And now you've changed tact again by trying to justify biggotry. In short: Go fuck a blender.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    Wtf, they bought id software, therefore they claim to be the inventors of the FPS
    NoTheMama 1 week ago
    We are proud to announce a new studio: Sniffing Our Own Farts Software
    Kami 1 week ago
    I thought they weren't really mods though?
    ambershee 1 week ago
    They were not the first to bring mods to consoles. Unreal Tournament was a decade ahead of them.
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Back to patting themselves on the back for awful shit.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Rememeber guys! We used to great!
    Schmove 1 week ago
    Pioneers in horse armour.
    Kami 1 week ago
    It's been an hour already?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Just get to it!
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    This already goes on for an hour now, amazing.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Bethesda 2019 lineup would put anyone into a depression spiral
    xandaca 1 week ago
    'It's nice to be accepted for who I am.'But aren't you playing as someone else?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I'm a yarn making refugee lesbian. And I played some Bethesda games.
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    Oh man...I'm in a dark place right now watching this
    Kami 1 week ago
    Yarn Wars: The Dyeing Fields.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    “I’m typically pretty isolated” says a man literally suspended in a black void.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    I would have bought this and then they used swears. For shame
    xandaca 1 week ago
    Oh lord, another cancer charity ad.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    So... closing with Doom? I'm not even that bothered about seeing it since I'm already interested, but its absence is felt
    ambershee 1 week ago
    So does Bethesda still make games, or do they make CGI movies? I can't tell.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    Deep dive into Yarn-making when?
    Fox89 1 week ago
    *Outer Wilds, for the other looping one? I know, I do it all the time too
    a8a 1 week ago
    Spy vs Spy was what I thought of instantly too
    smiffeehimself 1 week ago
    check in with the Yarn Fam
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Bomber jacket man looks like a Mr potato head a little girl dressed as action man
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Making your own yarn 2: the dyeing
    Kami 1 week ago
    @MiracleNachos - I applaud you for that joke. I am going to hell.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Two time loop games this E3 - who was peeking and whose work? Or is this just a Brink/Wet mash up? Also, edgy swearing.
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    No
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    "Deathloop"Isn't that how David Carradine died?
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Like the style, like the developer, so that's pretty high on the list so far this e3.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    YES.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    RIP Lola Ferrari
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    So sick of trailers without gameplay
    Korlis 1 week ago
    1 v 1 multiplayer with bot cannon fodder?
    Kami 1 week ago
    Not that... err... I know... ahem... anything about that show... *shifty eyes*
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Battle royale!!!
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    So. Many. Postcards.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Until I see Antoine, Schmove, I won't believe it.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Je voudrais Dishonoured 3 sil vous plait Arkane
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Bring that mad woman from the disappearing people thing back on.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    This somehow looks like both Dishonored and Prey, which I'm on board for
    xandaca 1 week ago
    One called Dinga, the other a bald man with a beard and handlebar moustache. This is catastrophically French.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    Looks like an epoisode of Eurotrash
    EvilAspirin 1 week ago
    @joewright12 I tried to.
    Schmove 1 week ago
    Are they rebooting Eurotrash?
    Korlis 1 week ago
    Oh new Arkane game?
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    If Danger 5 couldn’t make the stylistic jump from 60s to 80s worth it, nothing can.
    smiffeehimself 1 week ago
    weapons grade 'tache
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    Actors!!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    How any fucking bomber jackets are they expecting us to endure.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Amazing tache!
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Come on Arkane give us the grade A stuff we know you have.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Wolves hunt in pairs, due to technical restraints.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    'Dinga'?
    joewright12 1 week ago
    @evilaspirin God I forgot about Mr Caffeine
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    @Pokkai, ah, the old "My biggoted remark was bullshit, so just call it satire!" defence.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    @EvilAspirin I guess I'm only thinking of the last couple of years. The Aisha Tyler years especially.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Eurogamer chat tearing this to bits makes it bearable
    EvilAspirin 1 week ago
    @Korlis Ubisoft used to be bad. They're not so bad anymore, but you're not telling me the Mr. Caffeine days were good.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Co-op Wolfenstien does sound pretty appealing, especially if it doesn’t nudge you towards stealth/cover quite so much.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    I might have bought this were it not download only on Switch.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    That is the Crysis suit they're wearing?
    Korlis 1 week ago
    I really feel like the tagline "Wolves Hunt Together" ought to have been "Wolves Hunt in Packs" but that would only make sense if there were more than two players
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    lol @MiracleNachos
    harry_horse 1 week ago
    Are we getting a second of actual gameplay from any conference?
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    @Pokkai actually they were both girls, but hey, don't let that get in the way of being a biggot.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    I don't think even Keanu could save this
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    Last time I saw a smile like that guys I was running for my life through the woods.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    When did suit jacket, tshirt and jeans become acceptable?I don't understand it as a concept.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    @EvilAspirin What? Ubi are good at E3. This is not good.
    EvilAspirin 1 week ago
    Are Bethesda the new Ubisoft at E3? This is painful.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    I totally thought that Wolfenstein was out THIS month but it's not until NEXT month
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    Hire actors. Please!
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    They're literally showing gameplay offscreen [sobs] I can't take this.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @Pacman8MyGhostkart - dunno, might want to run that by EA...
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Imagine being in your thirties and wearing a hat backwards.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    What's the opposite of warming up the room? I don't think I'm capable of getting excited about anything now
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    Crazy eyes
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    So how many magenta wastelands is that now? Rage 2, Wasteland 3, the new Ninja Theory thing, Borderlands 3, am I missing any?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Finally, Nazi killing - can't get that wrong... Right?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Imagine we find out afterwards it was Martin whooping like a banshee all along.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    Rage 2: Inanaity Drools
    xandaca 1 week ago
    Pretty sure everyone in that trailer is also in the crowd tonight, and being far more obnoxious.
    Kami 1 week ago
    #FoxLivesMatter (this joke won't get me murdered, right?)
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    The start? Isn't this almost done.
    Fox89 1 week ago
    don't worry Martin it was a stunt fox. I'm fine.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    The start of this has made me automatically hate everything that is to come. Forever.
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    Pink is the new brown
    xandaca 1 week ago
    ♫♫Too many cooks♫♫
    joewright12 1 week ago
    I mean the trailer would actually be funny if they weren't patting themselves on the back for blandness
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    @grayheart I genuinely spent much of today painting a wall and waiting for it to dry. It was sunny and the sense of ‘pride and accomplishment’ I got rivaled anything we've been offered here. I’d recommend it.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    @kami 'knowing' marketing people.
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    I'll buy a lootbox if they make it stop....
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    I'm all for 70's sitcom intros though.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Who the fuck even uses VHS any more?!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    BATTLE ROYALE!!!
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    I think they've taken the mic off that moron.
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    This is worse than THAT Konami conference. At least that was funny.
    Kami 1 week ago
    I think whatever they gave the audience is wearing off a little.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    I want to be that fox. It got off lightly.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    Well I never thought Fallout 76 would be the highlight of the show so far
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Did you say a fox? What exactly Are they giving you in there Martin??
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Elders scrolls legends: play our shit mobile card game and hot women will have sex with you.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    I for one welcome our new master, bEthesdA.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    There was some real manic desperation in that "see? dragons"
    xandaca 1 week ago
    The Elder Scrolls: BellendsGO HELMET TO HELMET
    Kami 1 week ago
    Even in fantasy land, people can't turn off their goddamned mobile phone alerts.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    They will end on a card game...
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    I might give up gaming and go outside at this rate
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Ooo its like that Sony ad, except not as good.
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    My alcohol budget has siphoning funds from my gaming budget at a rate of about 5 blackouts per month during this conference.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Have we had more live action footage than gameplay? Am I going insane?
    mattshark 1 week ago
    This E3 so far has been a lesson in everything that is wrong in gaming.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    @GrayHeart Hear hear
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    If this cunt makes his own yarn I'm leaving.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    Oh good my Twitch stream seems to be crashing. If it stops completely I'm not sure I should restart it.
    Kami 1 week ago
    God, I can imagine the depraved laughter over at Sony HQ tonight...
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    Remember, despite all this: Morrowind was still the shit
    smiffeehimself 1 week ago
    In before the whole show is an out of season April Fool's joke
    xandaca 1 week ago
    This chap looks like Sadiq Khan in the wrong aspect ratio.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    You could see Bethesda rattling itself apart over the past few years as they lost sight of what their audience wanted, but I think we can all agree the catastrophic self destruction has been faster and more violent than anybody could have foreseen
    Magog14 1 week ago
    No, I fucking hate mobile games.
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    We, like you, love mobile games.... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I don't want to be down on this whole thing but that gameplay of the 'race' looks like the shittest thing humanity has ever produced. Imagine that being the best footage you could show.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Everything Is Awful...
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    @xandaca Wacky Races is the exception that proves the rule.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    She said "all" wrong
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    This is beyond terrible. Car crash business.
    MiracleNachos 1 week ago
    "Helmet to Helmet" Sounds hot.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Who is responsible for this? "You can go 'helmet to helmet'" *titter*
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    At least Andrew WK isnt here bemusing the audience with some generic out of place rock
    smiffeehimself 1 week ago
    helmet to helmet.....
    xandaca 1 week ago
    'You can go helmet to helmet with other players'ERRRRRRRRM BEST NOT
    Bauul 1 week ago
    I never thought I'd see Commander Keen come back
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    It's a game that looks like it's for children, that has swearing in it for teenagers, and will only be remembered by pensioners. Nice work.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Everything is forgiven Microsoft. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Mr. Howard, I don't feel so good.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Aiming this monetisation stuff at kids scares the shit out of me to be honest.
    xandaca 1 week ago
    The word 'wacky' has never been used to describe anything good.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    Everyone bitching about that Microsoft conference feels pretty silly now, huh
    Kami 1 week ago
    This But is too big, we have to go back!
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    I cant believe you've done this
    Kami 1 week ago
    Why does this hurt? WHY DOES THIS HURT?!
    Korlis 1 week ago
    EA didn't do a press conference resurrecting an ancient franchise as a mobile game so somebody had to step up
    GrayHeart 1 week ago
    This Bethesda show is so off putting. F76, ESO, free to play, mobile blah blah blah. What a mess.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Lol the moment you realise that your overenthusiastic hollering has been co-opted to sell a free to play mobile game aimed at kids
    ambershee 1 week ago
    Oh no. Another beloved historical IP, raped and pillaged for mobile fodder :(
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Commander Keen. Hands up of you predicted that one.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Oh god, right in the childhood you bastards.
    mattshark 1 week ago
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Cheer that you cunts
    Kami 1 week ago
    Mobile Game Time.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    This is actually embarassing now
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Good evening miss Schlitt
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    There's never a good time to be diagnosed with cancer. But right now? I'd take it in stride.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    Oh good, the audio and video of my Twitch stream has gone out of synch
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    I’d play the shit out of an expansion where you’re some sort of dragon conservation ranger who has to repel those pesky dragon poachers.
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    How did some of this audience pass their audition? Their timings way off
    Kami 1 week ago
    This crowd legitimately terrifies me.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    That guy at the front has gone way above and beyond embarrassing himself. It can only be for money.
    mattshark 1 week ago
    This crowd is scary and weird. I don;t like it.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Dude, put the powder down, please. Your family loves you.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    I didn't know I hated Bethesda until this conference
    Kami 1 week ago
    My cat Wesker is distinctly not impressed.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Should have called it Scale Bound
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    All I've taken from this so far is that someone, somewhere makes their own yarn. And they have played some Bethesda games. And that they don't know what to do with Shinji Mikami
    Kami 1 week ago
    There's ALWAYS another dragon. Also, Sai Sahan.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    What was the last really good CG trailer? Because there are some beloved ones. Assassin's Creed had some great ones (looking at you, Revelations, with the Woodkid)
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I wonder if you'll be able to make your own yarn in elder scrolls 6.
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    Yay CG. I miss the days of a few hours ago when we got CG trailers instead of gameplay!
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    I do not understand the appeal of such trailers..
    NoTheMama 1 week ago
    Coz this is what ESO gameplay looks like...fuck me dead with these cg trailers
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Look at that horn. Imagine drinking a yard of ale out of that.
    andyturner 1 week ago
    Whats the point in this long rendered trailer when it will look absolutely nothing like the game
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Well this is trite, yet somehow still a better watch than episode 3 of season 8. Perhaps actually lighting the scenes has helped?
    Kami 1 week ago
    I make my own eye patches.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Show him your wares you damn cat!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Can we please find out who else makes their own yarn? What's with all this games shit??
    Kami 1 week ago
    Necromancer?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    *Camera pans* everyone's dead. Smilex.
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    I know a crowd that's on steroids and Red Bull when I see one.
    andyturner 1 week ago
    Dracarys
    Korlis 1 week ago
    I'm hoping this is a best-for-last kind of scenario where we get a nice look at new Doom (and, I guess, Wolfenstein - but that's out in a couple of weeks anyway)
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    The yellers have to be corporate sponsored streamers right? Either angling for favours or just thrilled that for the first time in months they’ve been allowed to leave their gaming chairs and leave the house.
    andyturner 1 week ago
    Im not even a fan of Bethesda games and yet i find myself here.
    joewright12 1 week ago
    I feel sorry for the doggo in the Ghostwire trailer
    a8a 1 week ago
    Present company included, of course
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    God that, "Yeah!" guy is so obnoxious...
    Kami 1 week ago
    Seriously, what the hell did they give this audience and where do I get some?
    Fox89 1 week ago
    Martin: "I'm going to the fridge"Bethesda audience: "WOO YEEAAHH!"
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    You don't get that excited about anything if you have kids.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Even Martin is looking to do anything else.
    andyturner 1 week ago
    Seriously the people screaming are fucking annoying. They clearly all paid to be there.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I want to die but I want to watch that gobshite in the audience die first.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    @INSOMANiAC Their first child was Fallout 4. Weren't you watching the community sizzle reel?
    joewright12 1 week ago
    Elder Memes? Ugh.
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Fuck me, someone gag that knobhead.
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    Do they all do a line of coke at the door?
    a8a 1 week ago
    Games journalists are an embarassing bunch
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    HE SAID DRAGONS!! FUCKING WHOOOOOOOP
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    They really do have some overenthusiastic cunts there. Fuck me, what were they like at the birth of their first child?
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    Yeah!! Wooooooo waaaaaa yeaaaah!!!
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    #BanTheDragons#MoreWyrms
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    Shake things up and make it last gen.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Also that Elder Memes T-Shirt on that guy in the audience.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Ghost Wire smells like a launch (if not cross gen) title.
    SBandy 1 week ago
    I wish you guys were this hilariously cynical in your normal daily articles!
    Korlis 1 week ago
    @Kami bingo
    mattshark 1 week ago
    back to boring then
    Kami 1 week ago
    @Korlis - No release date, no specific details, pre-rendered CGI stuff... pretty sure that's next-gen.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I make my own yarn and Bethesda used to make good games. Also, I remember them.
    NoTheMama 1 week ago
    Wtf is this crap?
    Korlis 1 week ago
    So, everyone assuming that's a next gen game?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I make my own yarn. I want a t-shirt with that on.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    It feels like Kojima's Death Stranding is bleeding out influence in a few places no?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    More CG, no gameplay...
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I make own fucking yarn.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Oh god.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Those were some high-fidelity noodles.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    We've been had!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Bro, did you see those next gen noodles
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    She played you like a fiddle
    harry_horse 1 week ago
    That shirt is totally getting jammed in the escalator
    Jac 1 week ago
    Hopefully not another generic action / strand game.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Yes! something interesting
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Starring Hawkeye from Endgame?
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    I love her, she's ace. This game looks interesting too. Win win.
    Kami 1 week ago
    She gave zero fucks and I also massively respect that.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    It’s not just Todd who has jokes apparently.
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    Pander to us pretty lady...all is forgiven
    Kami 1 week ago
    Shinji Mikami doesn't work at Capcom any more. Something something porting Resident Evil 4 to the PS2 something something told Capcom to go do one.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    She's going to become a meme and she doesn't give a single fuck. I can respect that.
    Fox89 1 week ago
    How can you get Shinji Mikami on stage and NOT lead with "here's our Dino Crisis remake??"
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    That “yaaaaay” actually melted my cynicism a bit.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Oh this poor woman.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Love quirky Japanese devs. The real reason why I miss Konami.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Also, she's adorable.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    I feel like it says a lot about the crowd in that auditorium that the new IP got much more lukewarm reception than "we're adding NPCs a year late"
    Kami 1 week ago
    Ooooooh, new Shinji Mikami game. Why didn't they lead in with this?
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    On title alone, You have me Shinji.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    But at least hopefully a quality game
    Korlis 1 week ago
    Oh new IP? Let's hear it
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Here's the cringe bit
    up_the_ante 1 week ago
    Are the Bethesda crowd paid by the scream ?
    Korlis 1 week ago
    I just got a cold sweat because I thought that was IT and the conference was over and I'd stayed up for nothing. But okay, let's see some other studios.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    That’s all we’re going to get for Starfield and Elder Scrolls 6 isn’t it?
    Kami 1 week ago
    The massive pendulous balls on display here are quite impressive though.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Save us Shinji!
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I'm pleased with that one.
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    The good news is that none of this is actually happening. It's not real!
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    I'll take 'things nobody asked for, nor will ever ask for' please Bob
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Marty McLie
    Korlis 1 week ago
    Oh he DID look a little like Hoffman
    Jac 1 week ago
    This is better with the sound turned down. I'm imagining these guys as a wrestling tag team calling out the Legion of Doom.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    If you really could do anything in a Fallout online game, what would it be?I think Id like to start a doo-wop group earning their way across the wasteland.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Who ARE these people.
    a8a 1 week ago
    I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    Too little too late
    mattshark 1 week ago
    No one needed this.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Have they lost their minds? Is it almost 2am there and they've been drinking all weekend long?
    Kami 1 week ago
    Now I REALLY WANT whatever they're giving that audience.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    He said fuck! He's so cool.
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    Battle Royale comes to Fallout 76, just when it couldn't get any worse
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    Fucking lolcano.'our bandwagon live service wasn't bandwagon enough'
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Imagine thinking that utterly broken combat system can produce a battle royale.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Does this count as jumping the horrifically mutated shark? I'm lost at this point.
    mattshark 1 week ago
    FFS
    Korlis 1 week ago
    What is this, 2018? "Battle Royale" should not be the correct answer whenever someone says "new game mode"!
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    It's only 5:47pm here. I'm off to bed.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Thank you Jesus.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @INSOMANiAC - funny, I think I remember the lack of NPCs being a feature at some point...
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Please tell me its a battle royale mode. I need the laughs
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    I wouldn’t even play it for free to be honest and that’s a real shame. Roleplaying in the wasteland should have been great.
    NoTheMama 1 week ago
    I just want Evil Within 3
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    I'll stay for Wolfenstein, please be good!
    Korlis 1 week ago
    ...Battle Royale?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    FULL MOTHER FUCKING DIALOGUE TREES! IN AN RPG!!! IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!!! especially not six months after fucking launch.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Again, I'll have whatever they're giving the audience. Make it a double.
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    We planned this from the start, honest guv!
    chrismikehunt 1 week ago
    Another member of the 8am work crew here whoop whoop
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    Just quit your job. It's all hopeless.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    I have.
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    How easily pleased are this lot
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Just go to bed.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    Drink to forget your mistakes.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @Pacman8MyGhostkart - You have made the worst mistake of your life. I am sorry.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Yup
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    You have.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    I have to be at work for 8am. Have I made a horrible, horrible mistake?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    The 'haha the game was shit at launch' self aware trailer is so smug.
    Fox89 1 week ago
    wow, they're including a *game* in FO76? What a novel idea
    Korlis 1 week ago
    So Bethesda is an American company and I'm a humble Brit, but apparently I've been pronouncing "Appalachia" wrong all these years.
    Kami 1 week ago
    I'll have what they're giving the audience, because that shit must be AMAZING.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    How much do you have to pay someone to whoop at fallout 76?
    unitedtimdom 1 week ago
    Where to put those hands?
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    They're getting their monies worth out of this audience
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    No one deserves applause for Fall Out 76. It should be nothing but apologies.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Imagine not only being the ones to bring horse armour to xobx 360 and paid mods to pc, but now time gated micro transaction to switch. And to think people slag EA
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Imagine the lines for the booth as each person has to wait five minutes a piece for a chest to open.
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    The worst 10 mins of any conference ever
    imagonnawin 1 week ago
    I'll be shocked if there's a bigger surprise this whole E3 that some people are actually excited about this blades shit.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    @INSOMANiAC I withdraw my optimism. I wasn't expecting a lot out of it, but still.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    What's the point of paying for all that (probably) amazing, thematic music only to advertise Blades with some generic pop shite that sounds like Knack's soundtrack?
    Kami 1 week ago
    I'm fairly sure they announced that last year.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    @korlis it's a time gated piece of utter shit with no exploration.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Didn't they announce this Switch version last year?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Patch! Tonight! That's me not sleeping!!! I'm going to spend 7 hours watching a timer to unlock some wood.
    RayzaNC 1 week ago
    Surely they are trolling?
    monkeywithnoeyes 1 week ago
    Fallout 76 - "you kept playing it"...he said with a smirk. And they all cheered.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    WAIT is it free
    Kami 1 week ago
    Shock of all horrors Martin, say it isn't so...
    Korlis 1 week ago
    Oh Blades on Switch I'd actually play
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Imagine having to be standing up there. Telling us how incredible elder scrolls blades is.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Empty optimism for the inevitable apocalypse is sort of the perfect summation of corporate thinking in my experience.
    mattshark 1 week ago
    my whelm level remains under.
    Kami 1 week ago
    I'd actually watch that Martin.
    Korlis 1 week ago
    So I don't play either 76 or Anthem, but I got the impression that the community in 76 WAS actually coming around on it and starting to like it, where the Anthem playerbase had largely dropped out.
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    Well I'm already depressed.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Wait, isn't it their second mobile game in the first place?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Todd is like Marty McFly, if he liked to lie to people.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 1 week ago
    Tell us lies Todd, tell us sweet little lies.
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    So when is Devolver Digital's conference going up on YT?
    NoTheMama 1 week ago
    Aww poor Toddly:(
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    @Korlis I agree, I find all the personal hate and general shit people in the industry have to put up with only deeply unfortunate and juvenile, but this year it feels like they’re deliverately using ordinary people as a shield for their brand.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    People just whooped fallout 76..... What is life.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Cheering Fallout 76? Oh hell no.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Here he is. The non thinking man's Peter Molyneux
    Kami 1 week ago
    I've hit middle age and have no hair. On the plus side, I finally managed to grow a beard, funny how that works.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Oh no, Todd is here.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Its great they tell us how great they are, then how great we are. We're all fucking great. Except I don't have purple hair and a tredny beard. I'm not as great as these people.
    Kami 1 week ago
    "You got a shitty rum and a cheap plastic shell case."
    harry_horse 1 week ago
    Ok so they have nothing
    Kami 1 week ago
    "You were mistaken for thinking we genuinely gave a shit."
    Mazzle 1 week ago
    I feel like im being guilt tripped but I can't say why...
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    'You got a non canvas bag'
    Korlis 1 week ago
    @HerrProduk I dunno, the cynic in me feels EXACTLY the same, but at the same time I think some people need reminding that their staff are also people?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    'you were lied to'
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    'you were kicked out of a fallout server'
    NoTheMama 1 week ago
    Woooooooo!!!!!
    Kami 1 week ago
    "Please look at the people you made cry because we fucked up Fallout 76!"
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I'm still very much expecting dishonored 3.Dishone3t
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    At least when it was all about their staff last year some ordinary receptionists and stuff got a moment of recognition. This just seems like them begging their audience to stop kicking them and lower their expectations.
    Kami 1 week ago
    I can think of dozens of games worse than Brink. Ride to Hell: Retribution is still the worst game of the decade, right?
    Nanocrystal 1 week ago
    When will it end?
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    'we are you' proceeds to wait 8 hours to unlock some bricks.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I'm sure you're lovely people but I couldn't give the slightest shit about you making your workers human.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Toxic levels of saccharine sweetness.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    I hate this.
    Kami 1 week ago
    I didn't HATE Brink though.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Here we go. Half an hour of disappointment. And a picture of the elder scrolls 6 logo
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Apparently just me and Martin then.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Yeah, when I tried playing Brink those servers were more barren than Joan Rivers.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Yes, you are the only person who liked brink at the time. Didn you not notice the empty server you were stood in?
    Kami 1 week ago
    Felicity Kendal is still alive. Could do a Good Life where the two of them basically dick around in an allotment and drink copious quantities of wine...
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    Was I the only person who liked Brink at the time? It was more of a noble failure than a sucess but maybe it’s just age, the late hour, and double IPAs talking.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Yeah, sad pandas all round.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Anyone remember The Club. It had fuck all to do with Bethesda but I hope they announce a sequel to it. With Keanu a Reeves.
    Kami 1 week ago
    I'm fairly sure Richard Briers is dead.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Brink 2 - Keanu on the Brink
    JSutts2 1 week ago
    Are we all ready for Arkane to announce a Dark Messiah of Might and Magic sequel?
    Kami 1 week ago
    Penelope Keith.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Dishonored 3 - with Keanu Reeves
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Fallout Keanu Reeves
    Kami 1 week ago
    @HerrProduk - I might be hallucinating balls here through exhaustion, but pretty sure DOOM had an arcade mode.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    If they bring Keanu Reeves out and he's in Doom Eternal I won't buy everyone here fallout 76
    Kami 1 week ago
    @HerrProduk - They'll probably excuse it as some kind of grand social experiment...
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    @Kami Competitive arcade/score attack Doom could be interesting. Some sort of wave/horde mode wouldn’t be horrible, if not exactly revolutionary.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Rage 3 - even less to do.
    Magog14 1 week ago
    If they show Elder Scrolls gameplay they will best Microsoft at least.
    mattshark 1 week ago
    It has all been very meh so far (Cyberpunk excepted)
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    #BE3 has made my penis crawl up inside me.
    Kami 1 week ago
    WET 2.
    HerrProduk 1 week ago
    @Kami They could ignore all the criticism with a ‘this was never supposed to be a metacritic kind game’ and then spend fifteen minutes congratulating themselves on what an amazing online experiment they’ve created by *checks notes* letting players sell items to each other.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @INSOMANiAC - Co-Op Doom just sounds so wrong...
    Kami 1 week ago
    That bar is now so low you'd need heavy earth-moving machinery to get underneath it.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    @Kami maybe dishonored 3 will appear and appease us. Maybe a co-op mode to Doom eternal to disgust us?
    harry_horse 1 week ago
    Well here in NZ its lunch time. I am bright eyed and bushed tailed in anticipation.Though i'd like a beer.
    Kami 1 week ago
    Hey, look at the positives. There's absolutely nothing they could do that could possibly be worse than the Fallout 76 launch.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @INSOMANiAC - Clearly not. Shame but we're all getting older... the lack of sleep isn't fun when you have to power a wheelchair but I try. Because I'm an idiot.
    Rumteldat 1 week ago
    Prey 2 plz
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Please god don't let this #betogether shit be them shoehorning Co-op into everything
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    This is the bleakest E3 live Eurogamer chat I've seen since they began. Bethesda not keeping people up until 2am any more?
    Kami 1 week ago
    So, insert my annual WET2 joke here. Seriously, that was Bethesda.
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Dishonored music in the Pretrailer thing......
    INSOMANiAC 1 week ago
    Bethesda reallllllly need to make sure they dont fuck up Elder Scrolls 6, that would be the one that truly stung them
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    Yeah, new stuff would be ideal. Like, truly new stuff. I don't really feel like seeing more Fallout, Rage, Wolfenstein, Prey, or The Evil Within for awhile.
    Mr.Spo 1 week ago
    Battle Royale for Fallout 76. A couple of new games that aren't Starfield or Elder Scrolls 6, too, I bet. I'll be interested to see if Bethesda have any further Switch support planned beyond Wolfenstein Young Blood, Doom Eternal and Elder Scrolls Blades... but I'll probably crash soon and find out in the morning.
    Kami 1 week ago
    @TotesBreakfast - I'm presuming we'll see them try to dig Fallout 76 out of that great big nuclear crater they created...
    TotesBreakfast 1 week ago
    Like a lot of folks I'd love to get at least some info no ES6, but more than anything I DO NOT want to see anything Fallout related. Not this year. Not next year. Maybe even the next.
    Kami 1 week ago
    I may need to break out the peanut butter and chocolate rocky roads for the rest of this evening...
    Kami 1 week ago
    My cats purring sounds like a chainsaw strapped to a Harley. It's very relaxing! :p
    Kami 1 week ago
    Apple and cinnamon tea here right now. Also big floofy cat cuddles.
    JSutts2 1 week ago
    Got a ginger & lemon yerba mate in hand - powerful stuff.
    JSutts2 1 week ago
    Biggest question of the evening - what tea will carry you through Bethesda's conference?