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Xbox E3 2019 conference live report

New Xbox launches next year, an all-new Blair Witch game and lots more besides - all the news as it happened.

Well, that was a wrap. A strong showing from Microsoft as it sped through a litany of games before confirming that its new Xbox will be out next year. Still, would have been nice to see a bit of gameplay here and there...

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*ahem* Well hello there.

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Just under an hour to go until the big show begins, and already there's all sorts of nonsense rumours flying around.

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I love these moments before a big show when people start whispering all sorts of far-fetched stories to each other.

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Today's lovely big rumour: Shigeru Miyamoto will be making an appearance at Microsoft's show.

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Xbox Live for Switch? Nintendo games for Xbox? Or just the far-fetched dreams of those who've been queuing up for hours in the LA sun?

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ALL WILL SOON BE REVEALED.

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Tom Phillips, Emma Kent and Chris Tapsell are our away team at the show for us.

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I, meanwhile, am in the Brighton office. Watching the Canadian GP wind down.

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Right, well that's the Grand Prix done - which I won't spoil for you - but let's turn our attention to the Xbox conference.

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I wouldn't want it any other way.

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Scottoest: If I were in games media, I'd be thrilled to not have to fly to LA and do long-ass days at the E3 convention.

Also this.

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That's the real way to E3.

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I'm being an adult and sticking with the herbal tea - a cardamom rooibos, don't you know - before hitting the hard stuff.

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Which I'll probably be doing about 30 seconds into the Xbox conference. But still!

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Before the snark begins, though! Genuinely excited for what the next 90 or so minutes will bring.

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What I'd like to see: Halo Infinite in all its glory, a glimpse of the new Fable, some all-new IP from Microsoft's internal studios, some absolute show-stealing megaton about a partnership with Nintendo.

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Also what I'd like to see: Jamie Kennedy turning up half-cut to present the whole show, the biggest demo of the night to stall due to technical difficulties, the return of Mr. Caffeine.

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Reports of grown adults in the auditorium making 'X' signs with their arms, a man standing up with an Xbox scarf held aloft for almost an hour now.

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Video games are so weird.

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Two minutes and counting. This is about to get real.

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Please let it be. That or Wii Music 2 plz.

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And.

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Away.

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We.

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Go.

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Let's EEE FREE.

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There's a car! A jetpack! A Gears of War! A Minecraft!

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All of video games have come together tonight to witness this.

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We're opening with...

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Outer Wilds?

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Not Outer Worlds, which has just come out and is quite a good time.

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Those two games should really should have got together to have a chat and sorted things out befor ethey releawsed.

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Anyway, Outer Wilds looks like a beautifully colourful, inventive slice of sci-fi RPG action. And it's out October 25th.

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Ninja Theory - who are Xbox now, of course - take to the stage.

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We're all Xbox now, of course.

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Ninja Theory's new game - which was in development before the takeover - is Bleeding Edge.

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It's a multiplayer combat thing - an odd choice of genre given Ninja Theory's affinity with single-player experiences - but it's one of several projects in development at the studio.

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Character-based combat, wiht an alpha on June 27th.

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Bleeding Edge! It's a video game alright.

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Speaking of video games! Here's the new Ori.

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It's as gorgeous as its predecessor, and it's out next February 11th.

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Confirming that there will be video games in 2020.

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An all-new Mojanb title now, which looks to lean on the Minecraft heritage moreso than things like Scrolls.

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It's a third-person Diablo-esque action RPG with a very distinct Minecraft look.

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It looks like positive revenue flow, basically.

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Minecraft Dungeons! Another 2020 release, and a very pleasant surprise.

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After that ten minute fluffing here comes Big Phil to deliver the big stuff.

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I have no idea what his t-shirt signifies. It looks like a brain in a helmet. Ryze 2 please?

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Phil just looks so comfortable with one of those wearable mics.

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Him and Madonna, basically - both born to rock that look.

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Yes please.

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I'm told it's a Psychonauts t-shirt.

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So I guess let's look forward to seeing more of Psychonauts 2 later on in the show.

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The whole time I've been obsessing over Phil's t-shirt I've missed his spiel about games being for everyone.

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60 games will be shown here tonight - 14 from Microsoft internal studios.

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And a look at the new Xbox.

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That's quite the slate of things to get through. Let's get to it.

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It's Jedi Knight Fallen Order - which I've warmed to having seen yesterday's reveal again today - being shown again.

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There's a bit more character in this quick edit fo highlights than we saw in the reveal. I'm optimistic that it's going to be an okay video game.

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Although also at times it does look a bit Force Unleashed 3.

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HERE'S AN ALL-NEW GAME PEOPLE.

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It could be Outlast 3.

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I could be a new Silent Hill.

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It could just be a game about a really nice dog.

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It's a Blair Witch game!

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Well, there's a surprise for you.

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A timely tie-in.

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Can we get an official game of Mask next please?

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The Cher one too, not the Jim Carrey one.

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Here's some game from CD Projekt now anyway.

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It's a lovely cinematic for Cyberpunk 2077.

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But will we see any of the game itself in action?

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Well, Keanu Reeves is in it.

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Who needs gameplay or a release date when Keanu Reeves is there onstage to talk about Cyberpunk.

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Good lord he's one of the best humans, and this is one of the all-time great E3 cameos.

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What a catch for CD Projekt Red.

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He basically just keeps saying Cyperpunk again and again and that's fine with me.

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Money well spent from CD Projekt Red I'd say. I hope that's all he does in the game too.

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Keanu is doing the release date.

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Keanu should announce all the release dates.

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Where does E3 go after you've had Keanu onstage?

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It's out April 16th 2020.

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An all-new, sumptuous looking 2D action game with sublime animation and art is up next.

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I've got no idea what it is tho.

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Got some kind of magical deer in it. Fill yer boots.

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Spiritfarer, from Thunderlotus.

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Thunderlotus being the developer behind Jotun.

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And here's Battletoads, which doubles down on the cartoon vibe and looks a bit like the all-new Streets of Rage 4 in its own way.

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And that was Battletoads - our first look at it in action, but no release date just yet.

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The Legend of Wright now, which looks a bit like David Jaffe's Drawn to Death but no way near as awful as that.

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RPG Time, even!

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Indie montage time. Star Renegades, Afterparty, The Good Life, CrossCode, loads more games that I can't type fast enough to mention.

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These are all coming to Game Pass at launch.

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I say 'these'. I mentioned like a fraction of them. Look, someone who's better/faster at typing than me will write a news story about it with all the details.

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Please don't tell me you come here for detail. I'm just here to get drunk and get excited about video games.

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Here are all the games coming to Game Pass that leaked earlier - Metro Exodus, Hollow Knight, Borderlands The Handsome Collection.

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And Arkham Knight. That one too.

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Game Pass for PC is a thing too - with Football Manager 2019, Imperator Rome and The Master Chief Collection. The beta for Game Pass for PC is out... TODAY.

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splayer88: Someone doesn't know how to pronounce Imperator.

TBF I don't even know how to spell it, so...

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It's $9.99 a month - and there's also Xbox Game Pass Ultimate, which bundles in Game Pass for Xbox and PC plus Xbox Live.

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IT'S $1! For now that is - beyond this promotiion it's going to be more like £11 a month.

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Something like that. Look, don't look to me for detail.

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Also they've only gone and done it.

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An all-new Flight Simulator. Hold me.

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Simply called Flight Simulator, it's coming to PC and Xbox. I'll have some of that.

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marvzilla: Finally you can feel the power of the cloud

*Applauds*

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Wasteland 3 now because you asked for more games and good god they've got more games for you.

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There's a nice PC slant to what they're showing off right now - as you'd expect as this comes hot on the tails of the PC Game Pass news.

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There you go Wasteland 3, coming to Xbox and PC.

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It's your Booty call everyone.

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MATT GODDAMN BOOTY THAT IS.

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Sorry he must get that all the time.

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And actually I bet if you work for one of his studios getting a Booty call might be quite intimidating?

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'cos he's the big boss and everything.

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Anyway they've just bought Double Fine.

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Which explains Phil Spencer's Psychonauts t-shirt, I guess.

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Here's Tim Schafer, who's now considerably richer than last time we saw him.

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An all-new trailer for Psychonauts 2 to mark the occasion.

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traviscotty: Tim Schafer answered the booty call

*standing ovation*

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And another premiere. It's a Star Wars game!

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Oh it's Lego Star Wars.

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I think this is one that brings together all nine mainline movies.

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Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga - coming next year.

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Goku makes his now annual appearance at the Xbox conference - I guess someone at Microsoft loves them some Dragonball.

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Dragon Ball Z Karakot coming 2020.

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IT'S ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE PEOPLE.

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This one - 12 Minutes - is published by Annapurna Interactive, which is as good a guarantee of quality as you can get right now.

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replicant-: Oh this is weird

Weird is good.

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It's a bleak timeloop thriller set in a single room and I can get behind this.

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Billed as an interactive thriller. Looking forward to finding out more.

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Way to the Woods now, another indie, this time with some lovely deer exploring what looks like an abandoned Japanese city.

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There's a nice effort to highlight and showcase all-new games from smaller studios which I very much appreciate - it's not just the same old tat from bigger publishers.

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Speaking of the same old tat, though, here's Gears of War 5.

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I joke of course. But I also did have to try and remember what number the series had got to because Gears of War 4 was a but anonymous.

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It's coming September 10th. And we're hopefully going to have a look at it in action.

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There's a tech test - a beta, I guess? - coming on July 17th. Horde mode details coming at Gamescom.

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Please give us a look now please thanks.

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We're being granted a look at Escape mode.

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After Rod Fergusson spontaneously combusts onstage?

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In Escape you get to be... Born?

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Soldiers emerging from cocoons. I blame Koj for all this.

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Looks like they're going for character-based multiplayer with different abilities available.

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I say that like it was my own observation. I just copied what Wes said out loud in the office. The prerendered video there made me glaze over a bit if I'm honest.

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The Terminator is in Gears now.

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So there you go. It's a character pack to coincide with Dark Fate, a Terminator film that's coming out and looks just as bad as every other Terminator film there's been since the second one.

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Although that one where Matt Smith played the internet was at least so bad it was... Actually no, wait - it was just bad.

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Here's a new Elite controller for the well-to-do out there.

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And here's Dying Light 2 because there are so many games.

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It's wonderful how everyone learnt a few years ago that you should just show games and not do much else.

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But for aficionados of cringe, there's not much opportunity for truly awful moments to happen. Everyone's so bloody slick now.

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Anyway, Dying Light 2 is out next spring.

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HERE'S A CAR. TAKE A DRINK.

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It's a Lego expansion for Forza Horizon 4.

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Into this. Very into this.

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It's kind of the logical next step after Forza Horizon 3's Hot Wheels expansion.

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HerrProduk: Bizarre

No, this one's by Playground Games. Bizarre are no more sadly.

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Oh and the expansion is out this week so have some of that.

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And as we're in the WTF section of the show, here's a reminder that Funko Pops Gears of War wasn't some horrible nightmare you had and is a very real video game.

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State of Decay 2 expansion now please.

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Kiliko: Is this very underwhelming to anyone else or am I just miserable?

You're miserable! This has been fine so far!

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It's got zombies with red eyes and some truly awful writing in it, going by this trailer.

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Oh, and it's out now.

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PHANTASY STAR ONLINE 2.

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HOOO BOY.

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in case you don't know - the localisation for this was announced years ago, then all went horribly quiet.

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This is a very, very special day. Hold me.

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And I hate to say it - but does this mean we can get Phantasy Star Online 2 on Switch as well please?

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It's out next spring.

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Actually delighted here. Might have a cry.

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Crossfire X is here now - coming exclusively to Xbox.

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I have no idea but it has an airplane and a man with a cap and a beard and I don't really know.

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So, Smilegate is a Korean publisher, and Crossfire is their very successful FPS. I knew that, of course, and didn't just Google it.

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I know how to gams jurnlist.

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An all-new Tales game now, I believe.

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If that's your bag.

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Tales of Arse.

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Or Arise or whaterver, it's not as if that title makes any more sense.

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Coming in 2020.

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Pacman8MyGhostkart: Every pre-order comes with a copy of what was on Randy's USB :)

Eeeeesh.

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Borderlands 3. It's got guns in it.

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Here's FromSoft's new joint.

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A pairing of Miyazaki and George R.R Martin.

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It's got a hairy hammer in it, and I don't know if we'll see much more than that.

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So much pre-rendered stuff in this conference, which is a small shame.

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Still, a nice cinematic for Elden Ring, which reveals absolutely nothing.

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Cloud services being spoken now - and console streaming details.

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Public demonstrations of Project xCloud are being shown on the floor.

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From October, you can play your games wherever you are via xCloud.

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And now let's see the new console.

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'A console should be built and optimised for one thing and one thing only - gaming'.

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Obviously a very different message to that which announced the Xbox One, though we knew as much already really.

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HERE'S A SPIEL ABOUT THE NEW CONSOLE WHICH WILL REVEAL NOTHING.

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I want to know how high quality the pixels are.

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They're talking about erasing loading times - which I guess means SSD? We all SSD now.

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Oh they're takling about chipsets and everything, I'll pop in the Digital Foundry Slack and copy whatever they're saying so I look like I know what I'm talking about.

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It's all quiet in there. I think they're all having a moment together.

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Project Scarlett, which we knew about beforehand. Apparently it eats monsters for breakfast?

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Maybe you have to feed it monsters to get new games. A bold new business model from Microsoft.

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Oh and the console is coming out towards the end of next year.

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Holiday 2020, but I'm going on holiday next January so I don't think it's going to be then.

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Halo Infinite is a launch title for the new Xbox.

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Into that.

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And here's a new look at Halo Infinite and please don't be another prerendered cinematic please please please.

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They're trying to show the emotional range and somne shit about families or whatever and I just want to see the big ring and some aliens and crazy guns please.

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We switch to first-person for what *might* be our first look at Scarlett gameplay.

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Or it could be another cineamtic IDK.

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Ugh.

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Well, there's another prerendered cinematic.

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Double ugh.

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Stop with this cinematic nonsense.

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Looks like it's wrapping. Did we get to see a game running at any point?

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Well, there was some wonderful stuff there anyway. And a fair amount of hot air.

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Not sure if this is just because the way my tastes lean, but Phantasy Star Online 2 being localised was the headline for me.

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That and a new Xbox next year I suppose.

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Hmm, with Sony presenting an open goal there's the slight sense here that Microsoft spooned it into Row Z there a bit.

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We got Keanu, some cool new indies, an ACQUISITION, but some gameplay would really have gone down a treat - a lot of that felt like a bit of a backwards step.

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I think I'm going to start drinking now.

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Thanks for joining us for that - we'll be back at *ooooof* 1.30am BST for the Bethesda conference.

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Do you plan on having any gameplay at your games conference?

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