Genital Jousting is the new game by the Broforce dev, now on Steam Early Access

A "multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses".  

Broforce developer Free Lives has unleashed its next game on Steam Early Access. It's called Genital Jousting.

Described as "an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses", Genital Jousting tasks up to eight players to complete sexually suggestive objectives, like penetrating another player's anus (or get penetrated yourself) in the fastest time possible.

The full game is comprised of over 10 modes and players can dress up and customise their genitalia any way they wish. Then they can do that in the game, too!

Literally every screenshot of this game isn't safe for work.

The Early Access version of Genital Jousting goes for £3.99 / $4.99, a small price to pay for mopping - something I just had to look up. Indeed, video games can be both entertaining and educational.

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