Ubisoft E3 2016 conference live report

Yves! Aisha! French quirkiness! Live from 9pm BST.

Ubisoft, traditionally, offers the quirkiest conference of them all, and we don't think 2016 will disappoint. There'll be some games as well, we hope, in the shape of Watch Dogs 2, Ghost Recon Wildlands and a special all-new IP being unveiled during the show. And there'll always be little tiny Yves to cheer on as well.

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Coverage

19:53

IronSoldier says:

"Yves! Aisha! French quirkiness!"...and hostile takeover bids by Vivendi?!

I'd be very impressed if that aggression extended to them attempting a takeover *during* an E3 press conference.

20:06

Anyway, we're live here in just under an hour. Join us, why don't you?

20:17

Every year, my heart breaks a little when I realise we're not going to get a return for Mr. Caffeine.

20:17

Aaron Priceman really is the hero E3 needs right now, and the one he deserves and all that.

20:32

Ep1cN3ss1e says:

When is it on? Would be nice to put the starting time on these pages. I see "the show will begin shortly" on the video.

9pm BST.

20:44

Hello from inside the lovely Orpheum Theatre in Downtown LA, where we're being treated to a typically bizarre pre-show.

20:46

Ubisoft is 30 this year so we have been treated to Ubi developers talking about turning 30 which was actually quite sweet. I turn 30 next year so it's reassuring to see all of these 30+ year olds looking alive and well.

20:46

20:52

dogmanstaruk says:

Any rumours about Creed being shown off?

Not that I've heard - Ubisoft may be keen to give the franchise's incessant PR cycle a clean break.

20:53

I did find this in the lobby though...

20:53

20:54

That's the suit from the movie. Will the Fass be making an appearance this afternoon?

20:56

The Orpheum Theatre really is the loveliest. It's the one thing I genuinely miss when not out at E3.

20:59

We're abandoning the PC gaming show - which has seen a fine succession of games - to turn our attention to Ubisoft's conference, which is just kicking off.

21:00

And we are live.

21:01

Starting with Just Dance, because they know where it's at. Gawd bless Ubisoft.

21:01

I'd be happy if it's just 90 more minutes of this, to be honest.

21:02

Is this the first musical number for E3 this year?

21:02

There is a lion and a giraffe and glitter and it really is the greatest thing.

21:02

I'm not even joking - what a wonderful reminder how silly and fun games are.

21:03

Ubisoft, don't ever, ever change.

21:03

You be you, Ubisoft. You be you.

21:03

I absolutely love Aisha Tyler.

21:04

And the line-up has just leaked. I won't mention it here, because I know you might not want spoilers.

21:04

But it looks good!

21:04

We're taking a moment to remember the victims of Orlando. Big applause.

21:05

An NX announcement too! Just Dance 2017 is coming to Nintendo's new console.

21:06

I think that's the first announcement from a western publisher for NX?

21:07

Aisha is really bringing it.

21:07

AmicableWalrus says:

Was Caffeine Guy Ubisoft? When was that?

2010, I think. We're all so old.

21:07

#girlwood

21:08

Ghost Recon Wildlands is our first big game.

21:08

I feel so conflicted about this - I've loved Ghost Recon games in the past, but I'm not feeling this open world spin so far.

21:09

Let's see if that changes in the next five minutes.

21:09

DakeyrasUK says:

It was 2011

You're right!

21:10

Well, this CG trailer certainly isn't going to change anyone's mind about anything.

21:11

Now this is a man whose nipples I'm sure we'd all love to see. Dominic Butler's shirt is undone to the point where you could almost see them peeking through.

21:12

Is the special edition of Wildlands going to come with a couple of grammes of wallop?

21:13

Hopefully we're about to see some gameplay.

21:13

And here we go.

21:14

Complete with scripted in-game chat, which I'm always a fan of.

21:14

On the positive side, what we're seeing looks very much like real in-game footage - i.e a little rough around the edges.

21:15

It still looks pretty great, mind.

21:15

DakeyrasUK says:

Where's all the dick jokes between these so called "friends"?

I'd love them to use some real-life in-game chat some day.

21:17

Pacman8MyGhostkart says:

I wish one day the banter would just be quotes from the first Predator movie instead.

I also approve of this.

21:17

I would love that too. When we play Destiny it's usually just Martin apologising all the time.

21:18

Apologising for being SO DAMN GOOD, right?

21:18

God, our bants is officially worse than the scripted stuff in this demo.

21:19

A genuinely co-op open world, with the tactical layer implied by Ghost Recon, could be a truly wonderful thing. And this is convincing me that it will be.

21:22

March 7th 2017 release date.

21:22

I might have figured out what's going on with Dominic's accent by then.

21:23

South Park up next.

21:24

Ubisoft's San Francisco studio is on this.

21:24

Matt and Trey are now going to be naughty for a little while.

21:31

I didn't get the Kanye joke. I'd ask someone to explain it to me but I don't know if I should.

21:31

Iain815 says:

I'm surprised they haven't made an Archer game.

Good lord yes that's a grand idea.

21:34

The Stick of Truth is being offered as a freebie for pre-orders for the Fractured Butt Hole.

21:35

DakeyrasUK says:

Kanye was asked if he likes fish sticks (sounds like fish dicks). He said yes, and was then asked if he was a gay fish. He got mad because he didn't get it.

Thanks for the explanation. Sorry for being old and out of touch!

21:36

Genuine laughs in the audience throughout all of that and lots of love in the room.

21:37

That was South Park. It's got swearing in it.

21:37

The Division's up next - maybe we'll find out more about from the expansion.

21:38

You may not be able to see on the stream but Aisha's wearing absolutely fierce red heels.

21:38

Julian! The man who once rocked cargo shorts and blazer on this very stage.

21:38

Nipples definitely pierced, is what I'm saying.

21:39

Free outfits coming to the game today.

21:40

Announcement of a new expansion, too, called Survival.

21:40

Coming to Xbox One and PC first, as is the deal with The Division.

21:42

It's got snow in it. Which can mean only one thing.

21:42

Pert nipples.

21:43

Oculus and VR next.

21:44

I can't stop looking at Palmer's toes.

21:44

And Oculus founder Palmer Luckey, bless him, is sticking to his flip-flops.

21:46

It's so, so hard to demo VR effectively on-stage.

21:46

As I think this is proving. These people are having a great time, but I don't think that really comes across.

21:46

My attention is drifting, and is being drawn to Carsten's nipples.

21:47

I wonder if these developers iron their own shirts for these events? I've been really impressed by the quality of the laundry at this year's event.

21:47

I don't think I've seen an errant crease on-stage once so far.

21:47

Guy to my left is checking his Facebook. Chap to my left is on Instagram.

21:48

That, combined with the fashion for slightly tight-fitting shirts, has been great for nipple watch.

21:48

I wish you lot could go to one of these events to see these shirts in the flesh. They're amazing.

21:48

I don't think even Xbox Scorpio would be able to render their smoothness. Not even the highest quality pixels in the world!

21:49

21:49

Have they stopped playing that game yet?

21:49

That's the work of GameSpot's Sarah Lynch on Twitter. Superb.

21:49

dogmanstaruk says:

We have been on E3 nipple watch since Peter Moore amazed us last night.

It was a strong start, and the highlight of E3's show for sure.

21:50

I'm really looking forward to this next one.

21:50

Red Storm is up on stage for more VR jazz.

21:51

It's a Star Wars VR game.

21:51

Levar Burton everyone!

21:52

Essentially this seems like Artemis in VR. And that is a very exciting prospect.

21:53

Yeah, definitely saw a flash of Urban's nipples there. Thanks for the heads-up.

21:54

I didn't even know that Ubisoft had the Star Trek licence.

21:55

This is a better cameo than Mourinho, for sure. LEVAR BURTON!

21:56

Who has four VR headsets and four VR-ready PCs at home?

21:58

What! I want to go to the house party with Brent Spiner, Jonathan Frakes, Aisha Tyler and Levar Burton.

21:58

KingCarrot says:

For some reason i find myself uncounsciously caressing my own nipples. Thanks, Martin, for making me a weirdo.

My work here is done.

21:59

Coming this fall on all VR systems. I think I'll play this one.

22:00

For Honor is up now.

22:01

It's coming out February 14th 2017. It feels like a long time since it was announced.

22:02

MrTomFTW says:

What did I start with that Peter Moore nipple comment. I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed.

What you did was important, Tom. Very important.

22:02

Beard of the show winner 2015 returns. Still a strong contender.

22:03

Ooooh, I'm not sure I want to see Jason Vandenberghe's nipples. They'd be terrifying.

22:04

Well, that did it. I'm properly aroused by Jason's incredible stage presence.

22:05

KingCarrot says:

He has fists for nipples. And is summoned by the smell of beef jerky.

qft

22:07

Hitting things looks like fun.

22:08

Missed cues and rough edges show that Ubisoft's really doubling down on showing real gameplay. That's a good thing.

22:12

There are your vikings, and the most prominent nipples you'll find on box art in 2017 I bet.

22:12

A Grow Home sequel, I believe.

22:13

I need to play the original still - Donlan swears by it. He's got the biggest grin on his face right now.

22:14

Grow Home Pilotwings, as succinctly put by Oli. We can all get behind that, right?

22:15

Another impeccable shirt. Maybe it's never seen an iron - it might be brand new just for today.

22:15

Coming out this August on Xbox One, PC and PS4.

22:15

Grow Up, that is. Not the shirt. You can get that from any Burtons right now.

22:17

RedLynx, and the very weird, very lovable Antti - the chap behind Trials - and Dean Evans, who I think worked on Blood Dragon.

22:17

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TOGETHER?

22:17

'Trials and Blood Dragon made baby together'. That's a pitch and a half.

22:18

LukehMuse says:

What is happening

Greatness. That's what's happening.

22:18

Trials of the Blood Dragon.

22:18

Out now!

22:18

Antti is fantastic. When I was over at RedLynx to see Trials Fusion he peddled in to the press room on a tricycle. His business cards are also specially-stamped coins.

22:19

Well, as soon as the conference ends. What a lovely surprise.

22:19

Assassin's movie up next.

22:20

Iain815 says:

Boo! I was expecting the Fass.

That would be some prime nipple. Sadly doesn't look like it's to be.

22:24

I took a toilet break. Hope that's okay.

22:24

I can never unsee what I saw in Shame when it comes to Fassbender. So this is going to be a difficult watch.

22:26

So much talent in this that it's going to be hard for it to be awful.

22:26

And Jeremy Irons' presence, along with the sci-fi overtones, gives me a Cronenberg vibe.

22:26

Let's wait and see!

22:27

Oh no they're being hacked!

22:28

I could listen to Jonathan Morin's voice all day.

22:28

Weeertch Dergs 2.

22:30

I have spent too much time walking down this very road every time I go to San Francisco on my way to the arcade in Fisherman's Wharf.

22:32

Loving the look and the city. Everything else?

22:32

You can tweak nipples with your phone though, right?

22:35

Watch Dogs 2 certainly looks better than the original. Will that be good enough though?

22:36

I think we've got a couple of new game announcements coming after this. One of which has leaked already on Ubisoft's YouTube channel.

22:36

I won't say anything. Other than it looks SSXy.

22:38

Yves O'Clock.

22:38

He's so tiny!

22:39

Oh!

22:39

Oh my!

22:39

It's Jim Ryan!

22:39

He's one big nipple!

22:39

(I mean that as a term of endearment, of course!)

22:40

What a hunk of a man.

22:40

I think he said something about a Watch Dogs movie, but to be honest I wasn't listening.

22:41

I was imagining being whisked away in those trunk-like arms.

22:41

Keep away from my Jim, Aisha.

22:42

Anyway, back to the games - as hard as it is to shift our attention away from Jim - Watch Dogs 2 does look like a massive improvement, and I love the more fluid free-running and fun ways to get involved in non-lethal play.

22:43

One more game, then.

22:44

A new, SSX-like sports game from Ubisoft Annecy. And it looks hawt.

22:45

It is nice to see something which didn't leak. (Well, except on Ubi's YouTube a couple minutes ago).

22:45

Wingsuits, skis, snowboards. FUN!

22:46

Steep.

22:47

And, in the spirit of this (very good) conference, here's some gameplay.

22:48

I like this video game.

22:48

It's got a glorious sense of scale.

22:49

I don't know why you're all laughing. It's spelt Drreeerpp Zerrrns.

22:49

He's pronouncing it right. You're all wrong.

22:51

That is some lovely snow, and some great first-person GoPro viewpoints too.

22:54

Well, that's a lovely surprise.

22:54

And a really lovely conference.

22:55

It's playable on the showfloor at E3, is out this December, and there's a beta soon.

22:56

One final farewell from all the teams. I think they deserve a round of applause.

22:56

People are filing out here in the theatre. But could there be one more thing...?

22:56

That is a lot of nipple on one stage, for sure.

22:57

One more thing?

22:57

Nope, it's just Yves blissing out on stage.

22:57

2016 is not only Ubisoft's 30th anniversary but it is also the year in which it is fighting aggressive takeover from Vivendi.

22:58

I think Yves just made it clear he ain't selling.

22:59

Thanks for joining us. And thanks to Ubisoft for that.

22:59

Three hours to go until Sony's up. Hopefully catch you then!

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    Blunderfoot 4 years ago
    worst gaming company on the planet. Glitch on Ubisoft.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    That was a really short post session!
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    I'm going to shut down my internet and watch Sony tomorrow night
    pomi 4 years ago
    Gah Sony would start at 4am here. Not going to stay awake whole damn night!
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    @Iain815Why! It's timeless design
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Can't imagine the pressure Sony is on after the two new consoles MS just announced
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Sony may be up, but Europe won't be.
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Random thought: I think it's time for Ubi to update their logo.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Hmm, after-show or watch yesterday's GoT
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Well played, Ubi, well played. Classy showing, and surprisingly excellent games
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Bet he/she hates shirts too.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Valiant Hearts was brill, make another you shits
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Except for the two movies...
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Anti nipple backlash begun.
    vandal_gab 4 years ago
    Best showing so far!
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    NyxCloud doesn't like nipples you heart it here first! :p
    meerkat23 4 years ago
    How do Vivendi have so much money?
    vert1go 4 years ago
    They bought their mass supply of pins from a different supplier to Microsoft.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Yves, "One last thing, buy shares so Vivendi can't!"
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Rainbow 7 Siege!
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    Looked like a lot of fun, great conference Ubi. Aisha is the best, Jean Lithgow less so
    NyxCloud 4 years ago
    MARTIN STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING NIPPLES FOR FUCK SAKE.
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    He looks stressed because of the Vivendi thing.
    [STARS]TyranT 4 years ago
    This has gone on a bit hasn't it.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Well done for showing gameplay.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    More rainbow pins, good to see the show of solidarity from ubi
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Ubisoft hits it out of the park again
    tracerfire 4 years ago
    i honestly didn't understand a word of what he said but the game looks grand.
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Ooh, some hand-on-hip action there.
    pomi 4 years ago
    Yep great work Ubi.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    NIPPLEWATCH OVERLOAD ERROR ERROR
    Barrel_Trollz 4 years ago
    That's how it's done, EA.
    Megaspacer 4 years ago
    gee a moe
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Thanks for hosting, Martin. I'm expecting my nipples in the mail later.
    silent_snake 4 years ago
    Looks promising for VR, but I'm not convinced in the concpet as a non-VR game.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Please be ending.
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    @Pulsar_t Yeah, obviously. It's totally impossible for people to be impressed, right?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    ok, that looked quite nice indeed
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    Lovely reveal indeed.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    That yeti mask better not be pre-order DLC!
    Pulsar_t 4 years ago
    Shills in the comments section?!
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    All I want is a character that shouts 'Coooooool boarderrrrrs!'
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Why is everyone dying!?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    And there we go with the helmets and masks payable in affordable microtransactions
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Does...does the entire game have that "WHOOOOOOO" in the background?
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    Ubi Soft delivers again
    megatronix 4 years ago
    @rock27gr yeah, it's pilot wings clone
    Korpers 4 years ago
    VR support?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    This will result in amazing youtube vids shared by the players
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Yeah, Pilotwings had replays too. I think.
    ShiftBreaker 4 years ago
    I hope this has a story mode. I didn't get enough oh my fill of shoehorned intense plot with The Crew. I need to be John T Everyman, infiltrating a snowboard crew to save the president.
    Strite 4 years ago
    Who let the wookie out!?
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Extreme TO THE MAX.Potentially one could even say, RADICAL AWESOME.
    mornegroth 4 years ago
    This actually looks pretty good.
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    This is a game Nintendo should be making
    Strite 4 years ago
    This looks pretty damn sweet. In the spirit of SSX but taking it to the next level.
    mornegroth 4 years ago
    That trail is really cool.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Extreme Sports Neurotic Edition
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Might look awesome in VR, otherwise, I just don't see the appeal.
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Steep + VR = sickness everywhere
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    "GoPro views" or first person views as they've been known for the past 30 years of gaming
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Will we get to watch cutscenes of the characters trekking back up the mountains after each run?
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    Looks pretty decent actually.
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    Drop zones? So not seamless world then?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    This looks intense. Just wondering when do we start killing people..Oh there goes one
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    I left out the Avalanche bit ;)
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    The quiet bits remind me of that underwater diving exploration game on the wii.
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    This feels like a game that will be good, but head to the bargain bin within 2 months of release.I hope I'm wrong.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Pilot Wings
    Korpers 4 years ago
    DEEERP Zones? Cool.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    wing surt activity
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    @Pacman8MyGhostkart was by 1080 Avalance
    Ron_Obvious 4 years ago
    drowpzownes!
    vert1go 4 years ago
    "These aren't towers. They're peaks. Totally different thing."
    meerkat23 4 years ago
    drerp zerns.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Dropezones
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Ubisoft, you've done a surprisingly good job. Even with the lower bar that was set hard.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Did he say it means nigggers?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Will 1080 finally be unseated as the best boarding game of all time?
    vandal_gab 4 years ago
    Damn.was hoping for an extreme dog walking sim!
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    There are people called Igor?
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    He's got the voice of the show..... Awesome Igor and his dulcet tones.No frozen nips though.
    Iain815 4 years ago
    I'd take a remaster of Cool Boarders 2 over all this shit.
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    looks interesting. Feels a bit like Pilotwings crossed with 1080
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    Looks good, I miss SSX
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk exactly. I went yawn about a sport game, but this has definitely piqued my interest
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Not as good as Family Ski and Snowboard for Wii. #controversialopinion
    tracerfire 4 years ago
    score!
    Pulsar_t 4 years ago
    WiiU port? [not serious]
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Maybe the sequel will be Super Steep Xtreme
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    #besttrailerofE3
    Ron_Obvious 4 years ago
    lots of SNOW
    megatronix 4 years ago
    @WilhelmvonOrmstein you just being racist
    mornegroth 4 years ago
    A snowboard game.
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    Uuhh I don't understand the hype for WD2, do we really need ANOTHER parkour game?
    megatronix 4 years ago
    More like pilot wings or wii sports resort
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    I wonder if the map will become more unclouded once you reach viewpoints - which in themselves are puzzles of sorts...
    Iain815 4 years ago
    "Game engine footage"NOPE, SORRY, FUCK OFF.
    Korpers 4 years ago
    This guy is basically Basil Faulty doing an impersonation of a french man.
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    Will it have radiotowers?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    @Ep1cN3ss1e Me too ;)
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    R6S2
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    This soundtrack is pretty impressive!
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Instead of an emo white dude or impropably proportioned white girl, I look forward to committing mass murder with an African American cool dude
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Hot Dogs 2
    Haq-1 4 years ago
    Run the Jewels!!
    Korpers 4 years ago
    Erm.....what time does this finish?
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    I really wish these games would stop trying so hard to be 'cool'.
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Pretty sure they just announced Trials: Blood Dragon - The Movie!
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Thought he was going to announce the 1st WD would be free on PS Plus.
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    Why do they waste their money on DLC timed exclusivity? So pointless.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Exclusive DLC?!?!?! Let me get my wanking rag!!!!
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Watch Hogs 2
    vert1go 4 years ago
    That shirt hasn't even HEARD of an iron. #hardcore
    vandal_gab 4 years ago
    Ubisoft dished out the nipple tape tonight ;)
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Yesssssss
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    The Trinity Killer :o
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Nooooooo.
    Korpers 4 years ago
    Sunny? Who the fuck is that?
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    Or is it Ninja Hackers?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Oh Aisha, never change :)
    Iain815 4 years ago
    I bet he feels naked without his suit blazer.
    pomi 4 years ago
    Looked better than the first one.
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    Hacker ninjas
    vert1go 4 years ago
    watchUNDERSCOREdogs 2 is going to be ace biscuits.
    Korpers 4 years ago
    Looks good. But so did the last one.
    Barrel_Trollz 4 years ago
    Doesn't look that bad at all.
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    I don't know how many years Ubisoft have left on this earth, but they're gonna get reeeeal weird with it.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Looks great, though I hope there's a full stealth option to finish the missions like they promised
    Korpers 4 years ago
    @mornegroth was just thinking that
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    looks as clunky as the first.. good tunage tho
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Zombi U 2 confirmed by Martin there.
    mornegroth 4 years ago
    Expecting these falling animations to not make it to the final game.
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    SSexy?
    ISmoke 4 years ago
    I'm not the most astute chap but I'd notice a little remote control car...
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Why is there a car in a penthouse?
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Stealth with headphones on blasting rap. Yeah...
    vert1go 4 years ago
    "He looks exactly like that guy we were after, only he doesn't have a scarf over his mouth. Can't be him."
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    Watchdogs had some good ideas, I just thought the sandbox wasn't as much fun to play in as other games
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    Points for Eric B and Rakim.
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    That's just plain lazy, he was stood right next to the button. The youth of today.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Better be able to hack shirts and have them airdropped to you.
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    I hate the way anything you can interact with in Ubisoft games insists on making itself flash white. Breaks immersion.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Hey guys delete the files and make sure you put it on the jumbotron so everyone can see
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    This conspiracy goes all the way to the top! A congressman.
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Well those giant screens saying DELETING FILES didn't help
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Good thing his drone has prop guards. Safety first for hackers.
    tracerfire 4 years ago
    can feel my IQ dropping
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Having just played Uncharted 4, the story telling in this game seems so... old fashioned
    Iain815 4 years ago
    "Wow, you can see the whole city up here!"What the fuck did you expect to see on the top of a skyscraper, dipshit?
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    Unless they do an Anne Robinson wink DLC. The nips may be an 18+ advisory.
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    This will be forgotten when RDR or GTA6 gets announced
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    I think Ghost Recon has made me lose interest in this, to be fair.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    cyber nipples definetely
    vert1go 4 years ago
    watch_nips
    Vlad27145 4 years ago
    Second game in the franchise and it still doesn't look as good as that infamous reveal trailer.But we're over it. I think.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    it's been too long since we've had a decent nipple
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    I'm sorry, GTA5 still looks more FUN than this.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Everything can be hacked? Even nipples?
    vert1go 4 years ago
    I own watchUNDERSCOREdogs on Wii U. And it's perfectly fine.
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    'ack him, 'ack 'er, 'ack everyone
    Pulsar_t 4 years ago
    Doge, woof woof.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk nope i thought it was great!
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    This Watchdogs guy sounds bloody bored
    vert1go 4 years ago
    WatchUNDERSCOREdogs 2. Mr Robot DLC please.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Anty socialist corpo game made by socialists yapie corpo. The evening of irany
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    I wonder if the map will become more unclouded once you reach viewpoints - which in themselves are puzzles of sorts...
    Gunzberg 4 years ago
    Let me be the first one to say gfx downgrade incoming
    Bertie 4 years ago
    @marvzilla Red hat no knickers I thought? :)
    vert1go 4 years ago
    We are gamers. We're incapable of waiting and seeing! Well the first one anyway.
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    @Martin Star Wars Episode 1 anyone?
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    Red shoes, no knickers.. right?
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Jesper Kyd better be involved with the soundtrack of this.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    some beautiful shots in this movie
    meerkat23 4 years ago
    Use a bottle like the rest of us Martin.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Or falls through the world clipping for no apparent reason.
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    They really are some stunning red shoes Aisha is rocking
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    They're fighting for Free Willy. About damn time.
    mornegroth 4 years ago
    Or follows someone around for 70% of the movie.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    I hope they have a scene where Fassbender sits in a bush for five minutes listening to a conversation.
    Iain815 4 years ago
    It has a story arc, that goes ALL the way to the end? Amazing, I'll be there on opening night!
    vert1go 4 years ago
    How do I counterkill over and over again in the movie? HOW?
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    But will it have disappearing faces?
    Iain815 4 years ago
    I've watched Shame, Martin, he's Prime in other areas.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    you can see fass-everything in shame, if that takes your fancy
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Ah yes, Assassin's Creed. Well known for its coherent and gripping narrative.
    Pulsar_t 4 years ago
    8/10
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Wearing a rainbow lapel pin, nice touch, hope to see more of that at E3.
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    Michael Nipbender sounds kind of painful though
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    What drew you to this project?"Ubi-money"
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    It was the money Frank. The money.
    Gulag 4 years ago
    Trials of the Blood Dragon: You can't make this stuff up
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Frank's probably thinking 'What the shit is a Ubisoft' after seeing those two dudes.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    The movie. Because E3 is all about movies, for moviewatchers.
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    Time to go brush my teeth
    pomi 4 years ago
    Noo it was about the movie...
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Boo! I was expecting the Fass.
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    hahaha wow!
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    ...aaaaand we're back to mass murdering. Got me worried there for a sec.
    meerkat23 4 years ago
    out now?
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Pretty sure that gave me AIDS. But it's okay cos it was good AIDS
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Now this, this, looks fun.
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    best trailer 20xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    pomi 4 years ago
    Finglish!
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    What is happening
    vert1go 4 years ago
    GAMESMASTER HOW DO I GET PAST LEVEL THREE IN WII SPORTS?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Rally English
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Are they finally going to come good on their laser tag offshoot business?
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    And here comes Ubi's WTF moment...
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Is this an episode of Gamesmaster?
    Iain815 4 years ago
    I don't like where this is going.
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    Ubi being itself again
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Must say GROW UP is a very ironic name.
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Geordie? Adorable? Huh.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    @PixelEdged Many a 30-ish players first :)
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    WTH? A game that's not a mass-murder simulator? What is the world coming to?
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    Bud's nipples could get rusty.
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    @Mazzle My first game was Alex Kidd :)
    Iain815 4 years ago
    "renounce" Teehee, you dun goofed.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    @RFTurrican and thank you for reminding me of that game
    pomi 4 years ago
    For Honor looked fun.
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    I quite enjoyed Grow Home on PS+
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Aww, Reflections. I want a proper Driver game again.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Make another Driver you DICK
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Remaster Alex Kidd and I'd go weak at the knees
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    I'll be playing Persona 5 instead.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    I feel like there should be sitting a little rabbit playing Mandolin somewhere around that arena
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    This EA, is what I wanted for Mass Effect, actual in-game footage!
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Coming out the 2nd of Smarch
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Happy Valentines Day!
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Looks awfully boring if I say so myself.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    That combat looks complex and satisfying...
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    @Mazzle It worked for Alex Kidd
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Okay that's enough.
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    AND MY AXE!
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    So enemies coming at you one by one, so next gen...
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    The whole rock, paper, scissor, combat will either end up a revelation or a clunky mess.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    Is he a manbear? A bearpig? A manbearpig?
    vert1go 4 years ago
    QTE door holding game, the lot.
    Gulag 4 years ago
    This a multi or single player? Are those red specials other players?
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Still think For Hodor would be better.
    meerkat23 4 years ago
    @grizzly_hamster: I don't think he's practiced playing his own game much.
    Rpt81 4 years ago
    Glad they're showing a tutorial, the first thing I thought when I heard For Honor was "I wanna know what lunge is".
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    Multi player Dynasty Warriors!!!
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Assassins Viking?
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    "NIPPLE CLAMPS DEPLOYED!!"
    grizzly_hamster 4 years ago
    Combat looks awful.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    This guy's shit at his own game
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    Looks dope, Ubi might be on to something.
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    With all this nipple talk, maybe they should rename this game "Battle for the Planet of the Chafes"
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Where is the game fully utilizing Assassin's Creed's pirate ship mechanics? This isn't it :(
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    err folks have we missed the fact that there are Greeks now as in fourth race or just enemy NPC?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    My point exactly..
    Vlad27145 4 years ago
    I thought it was "areola". Since we're talking nipples and all.
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Pretty sure that's guy who presented Knightmare...
    grizzly_hamster 4 years ago
    They've missed out the u in honour. It makes me sad.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    He has fists for nipples. And is summoned by the smell of beef jerky.
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    If they ever do a VR version of Knightmare, he needs to be Treguard....
    vert1go 4 years ago
    With that beard hair and nipple combo he is bringing E3 down to reality.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Auriola? Really?
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    His nipples have their own beards... FINE beards at that.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    for some reason i just thought of brian blessed's nipples
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    I bet Chris Metzen is envious of that beard. This guy is more horde than Chris will ever be. Suxx.
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    In my head, all games developers look like this guy
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    He should be James Hetfield's dad...
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    This guy reminds me of a '90s coder. All beardy and metally, so good!
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    This guy's got a nipple stick to poke other people's nipples. What has E3 become...
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Oh man, this dude tells the best stories, he would be an awesome uncle
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk: Fully agreed.
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    I'll bet this guy's got big nipples. Like pepperoni slices.
    Korpers 4 years ago
    They spelt Honour wrong
    Pulsar_t 4 years ago
    The viking is back!
    vert1go 4 years ago
    #HODOR
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Why not both?
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    FOR HODOR!
    MrTomFTW 4 years ago
    What did I start with that Peter Moore nipple comment. I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed.
    Milouse 4 years ago
    Renamed "For Water"
    funkstar 4 years ago
    that Star Trek game has made me wanna play spaceteam now
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    Why aren't the arabs represented! RACISM! I want to hear the lovely sound of a persian medieval horn
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    More people need to play Chivalry!
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    So For Hono(u)r is parallel worlds merging into one time, hmmm.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    For Hodor?
    pomi 4 years ago
    Love Star Trek and would definitely try this one!
    funkstar 4 years ago
    nipplework is never done
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    For a second I thought we were getting a dodgy Clash of Clans advert
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Is that Cate Blanchett's voice?
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    IGN review - 7/9
    vert1go 4 years ago
    If Ubisoft made house parties...
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    For some reason i find myself uncounsciously caressing my own nipples. Thanks, Martin, for making me a weirdo.
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    I wish Ubisoft luck on their new enterprise...
    Korpers 4 years ago
    @RFTurrican - Don't worry, I'll fetch it for you.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    #nipplE3
    Iain815 4 years ago
    @Pacman8MyGhostkart I choose Alex Hunter!
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    I kind of feel his nipples are at the stage of the creepy dude from Scary Movie one
    Britesparc 4 years ago
    Martin Robinson speaks the truth re: Burton.
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    Maybe this will make VR sales LA-FORGE ahead of their targets....?I'll get my coat.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    @LukehMuse give him a moment he's still telling a story for the guys on Soccer Aid
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Pele's nipples would be off the scale right now.
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    He's frickin' excited.
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Pele's more excited than he was last time, that's for sure
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    It's Commander La Forge. It really is, because his personality is the same.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    Ps. Is the soulpatch something we are doing again?
    MrTomFTW 4 years ago
    I want Levar Burton to be my dad.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    @Ep1cN3ss1e To me she looks like she is ready to don the white and go on a cruise to improve the raisiness of her tanned skin
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    But what does Pele think of Star Trek VR?
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Levar doing his best Bill Cosby impression
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    @Iain815 Either him or Pele, make your choice.
    MrTomFTW 4 years ago
    I've only just started watching. Sounds like I've missed some nipple action. Thankfully (for me) nothing from Aisha Tyler.
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Oh come now Martin, you are such a windup. After all you know all of the Star trek licences! :p
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Oh, that investigative reporter burn.She's so sassy :)
    Iain815 4 years ago
    We just watched an entire clip of him. Why do we need him on stage?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Jeri Ryan is the only one who's made that headgear look sexy.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    Levar seems genuinely surprised. That pay-check must be amazing. He's even got the explaining-apple-hands going
    Korpers 4 years ago
    LOVE THIS
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    I trust these paid actors' opinions
    vert1go 4 years ago
    There's Klingons on the starboard bow...
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Awesome, reminds me of space alert!
    win543 4 years ago
    A true star trek VR game would have the characters in the game come into the real world and tried to take over it.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Kunta Kinte in Spaaaaaace
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Where is Wesley Crusher?
    Carroceiro 4 years ago
    @funkstar Oh, OK. Still have to check that one out. Thanks.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    Star Treck: Nipple Watch VR
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    7 of 9 :)
    Britesparc 4 years ago
    Right, just tuning in. How are the nipples?
    funkstar 4 years ago
    karl urban's nipples pls
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Karl Urban. *swoon*
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Warp factor five Doctor - PUNCH IT!
    meerkat23 4 years ago
    Call yourself a nerd?
    funkstar 4 years ago
    KARL URBAN!
    meerkat23 4 years ago
    Ha ha Star Wars.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Hahaha Martin you cheeky, some poor fan is having a heart attack
    alexjones1 4 years ago
    "It's a Star Wars VR game." Cheeky
    pomi 4 years ago
    Star Trek!
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    The Bridge?
    jiveguy 4 years ago
    Geordie?
    win543 4 years ago
    You know VR is interesting and everything but Im the never going to be able to afford it :(.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    He is going to sing. I can feel it. He looks like a Disney-prince
    Bertie 4 years ago
    :D
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    lmao
    mornegroth 4 years ago
    It was alpha and I peed a little.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    What Martin, even FULLY UNCOMPRESSED pixels? LIES.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    @Robert Beautiful bird
    Martan 4 years ago
    Highest quality pixels in the world! :D
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    lol great photo
    vert1go 4 years ago
    The real question is what's with all the NON nipple talk. #Nipplewatch
    funkstar 4 years ago
    @carroceiro it started at the EA conference
    Gunzberg 4 years ago
    bird screeching every 2 seconds !!
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    So a party-game that only has the combined cost of a 2-room flat. Seems worth the fun
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Pilotwings X Chasing Aurora
    Carroceiro 4 years ago
    What's with all the nipple talk? Did I miss something?
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    People in VR just look dumb, there is no way around it :p.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    I want to slap the YEAH-dude hard across the jaw
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Last year was Pele, this year nipples, only on EG.
    Iain815 4 years ago
    Ah, they are. Thanks for showing us eventually Ubi.
    jiveguy 4 years ago
    It's like a Stevie Wonder look-a-like competition.
    Korpers 4 years ago
    Having said that.....how the fuck are they not banging in to everything?
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    I feel a bit like hearing the desperate pep-talk of a sail-boat competition commentator. Some things are just meant to be watched, lying on your back in Slowpoke-mode
    cjb_bjc 4 years ago
    This looks so ridiculous
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Do we really have to watch a whole best of 3 match?
    Iain815 4 years ago
    So, are they moving their heads to steer?
    Korpers 4 years ago
    Why all the hate? Looks pretty fun to me.
    ISmoke 4 years ago
    fuck me this looks boring as shit
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Xbox Scorpio will be the next level in fully uncompressed nipple experiencial social cloud paradigms.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    YEAH! It's so intense!
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Nothing like demoing a VR game using a 2d screen :/
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    Very Rank...
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Natural successor to Superman 64. Got the flying through rings thing down.
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Where's the 'shit on a freshly washed car' button?
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    This looks like pure joy
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    Luckey trying to tell us, that his billionaire feet are still planted on the eart. pfft. i guess his soles are made of diamonds.
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    I hope Ubis Oculus support lasts longer than the WiiU support...
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    Do you remember that guy, who landed a sattelite on an asteroid? Does Palmer Luckey wear the same shirt? Hard for me to see? Was it anime-babes or just an innocent texture?
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    E3 should be a no sandles zone.
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    I wish I could virtually vomit on Palmers shirt
    funkstar 4 years ago
    palmer lucky has pinenipples
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    VR nipples.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Ah get lost Palmer you dickbag
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Everyone will be able to play immediately? Nipples confirmed.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    UBisofts take on The Last of Us almost.
    win543 4 years ago
    @vert1go Alas we still need Gabe desending from the heavens to complet the prophecy.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    Seems like good use of ammo in a postapocalyptic world. BUT HE'S GOT ONE CAN OF BEANS. GET HIM.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    how long till we get fully uncompressed nipples in game
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    clearly scripted dialogue
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Free outfits x nipples x fully uncompressed pixels... HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED?
    grizzly_hamster 4 years ago
    WE LOVE YOU CHAD!!
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    I'm pretty sure the little developer-man would like to get his pelvis crushed by some interracial Snu-Snu
    vert1go 4 years ago
    I usually can't stand her, but this year she's seeming a little more genuine.
    win543 4 years ago
    Hooray for Chad. What a guy!
    G-Lord 4 years ago
    What about Rabbits outfits?
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Why does this feel awkward? The vibe, is odd?
    vert1go 4 years ago
    But how can we be sure without FULLY UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS?
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    No nipple watch with him. Sorry Martin
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    So still no proper un-gimped PvP in The Division. Glad I didn't buy it.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    I'm by the way surprised not one female nipple has had the honorable mentions @Martin? Are we getting male-nipple-sexistic?
    funkstar 4 years ago
    we can see tom :D
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    They needed all those laughs because they won't get any out of The Division
    vert1go 4 years ago
    The Diviz..zzzz....zzzz....nwha? I'm awake who says I'm not.
    Iain815 4 years ago
    *shush* nobody mention that 90% of the players have stopped playing.
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    When do they haul out a realistic nerdgirl instead of those groomed Bratz-models?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    @Martin Kanye also revealed at the end of a concert that he was making a game where the player controlled his deceased mother as she rode Pegasus to heaven.That's not a joke.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    lol that was funny as hell
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Okay, that was good.
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    Still going on with South Park!!! Get a move on Ubi
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Game of e3 so far for me!
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    Enough already.
    Sammoore 4 years ago
    why is this still happening
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    They're going super meta
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    might actually pre-order, as I missed the first SP game
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Best Christmas present
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Xmas game!!!!!!!!!
    KingCarrot 4 years ago
    That big italian sofa makes them look a tad lonely. I get a bit Superbad vibes
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    @megatronix SJW's are misanthropes
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    That's a no brainer. Give it an essential already;)
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Kanye was asked if he likes fish sticks (sounds like fish dicks). He said yes, and was then asked if he was a gay fish. He got mad because he didn't get it.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    exciting nudes for south park fans
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Sweet, exciting nudes!
    pomi 4 years ago
    This looks ace.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    @Ep1cN3ss1e SJW's are anty christian, but pro islam.
    Barrel_Trollz 4 years ago
    S-breaks in South Park, huh?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    And the Gears reveal censored swearing after showing footage of chainsaws up the bum.
    Iain815 4 years ago
    It's really fucking sweary, even by South Park standards.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Joking about Jesus, SJW rage on twitter in 3, 2, 1...
    Korpers 4 years ago
    I like this sofa format.
    EMarkM 4 years ago
    "Except for Jesus" :: snort ::
    Iain815 4 years ago
    I'm surprised they haven't made an Archer game.
    megatronix 4 years ago
    How much did i missed?
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Using KW's dead mom, yup it's South Park
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    I spy nipple
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    lol even the dev can't hold a straight face, gotta love it
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    The Stick of Truth was the most under rated RPG in a long time. This should be awesome.
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Cant wait!
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Very little nipple so far.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Coon holding cell... Dear lord lol
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    Still waiting for a Baseketball game, guys.
    Sammoore 4 years ago
    that was nicely done
    win543 4 years ago
    Man I thought it was Crash Banicoot then
    barchetta 4 years ago
    hmmm. Not the same considered pace as the GR games of old, looks a bit arcadey with insta-dismounts etc... Nice co-op possibilities though.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    YES
    pomi 4 years ago
    That looked nice but I hope its not designed solely with coop in mind and works great as solo experience.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Canned chat EG plz.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    @EMarkM haha right on!
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Yes but Americans also yell constantly and talk over each other.
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    They should get Ian Higton to do that canned chat. He'd at least make it amusing. Especially after the APB video.
    Barrel_Trollz 4 years ago
    thank you sir
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Eurogamer, get on the four player booth and record your footage and audio!Then have a digital foundary face off!
    EMarkM 4 years ago
    20 programmers' heads sink...
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    I had my hopes up for the gameplay, and that looked amazing.
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    Yeh but does it have chests that can only be unlocked via an app? Huh?!
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    That was close!Feel the bants™
    Scimarad 4 years ago
    I can wait for the Eurogamer version of this video with the realistic chat:)
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Please don't be another Watch_Dogs, please don't be another Watch_Dogs!
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    The only middle aged players that you are waiting for their momma to make them dinner because they're so NICE. It's like Jazz Club.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    I'd rather have that. Less painful.
    alexjones1 4 years ago
    This is easily my game of E3, so far. Very surprised to be saying that
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    lol, this script is so cringey it is funny!
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    "stop moving" during a chase?
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    70% of the playerbase will never pronounce that target's name correctly, I smell scripted chat!
    vert1go 4 years ago
    "DUDE YOU SUCK" "FUCK YOU" "FUCK YOUR MOM" "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "*SCREAMING GIRL*"
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Haha there's no way if the sniper took the shot on someone you were running up on you wouldn't hear, "stop nicking my kills!"
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    It's just you.
    win543 4 years ago
    Surpressor off just before the guard spots him
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    Does this game look bland or is it just me?
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    #WeCcantGetaRealHollywoodJob
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    If this was even moderately realistic, everyone would be ripping on the guy with the shite mic.
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Gameplay looks incredible, although I wish the in-game definition of "stealthy" is a bit stricter than the demo...
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Everyone's lines are cut PRECISELY to follow with no gaps. #realbanterworksthatwaynow?
    RFturrican 4 years ago
    IS it too much to ask if one of them said "SHIT!! Someone's at the door. Back in a sec..."
    vert1go 4 years ago
    No drone is that quiet, ever.
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    @dogsmanstarukWe have the right idea!
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    Yeah, cause everyone on voice chat responds to their friends with 'copy that'
    vert1go 4 years ago
    These people would NEVER have deviated enough to spend hours flying under bridges in BF1942 Road To Rome.
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    "He's a high value target, he's going to be well protected"Really, that would be "don't be a leeroy, this fucker is a tough nut" or something similar.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    I wish one day the banter would just be quotes from the first Predator movie instead.
    Pulsar_t 4 years ago
    The helicopter is made of rock?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    I'd rather have this than the more realistic voicecomms of kids calling their mom a bitch, and dad's yelling their kids to STFU
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    "How did you research for this game?" "We did a shitload of blow and will make it from scratch in less than two months, bugs and all.""Usual Ubi process then."
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Where's all the dick jokes between these so called "friends"?
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    Anyone remember Unit 13 on PS Vita?
    alexjones1 4 years ago
    "let's try and keep it stealthy" *loudly shoots everyone*
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    You know it's an E3 conference when the buddy tactic talking that never feels real starts. Phew.
    EMarkM 4 years ago
    BANG BANG BANG Let's try to keep it stealthy BANG
    grizzly_hamster 4 years ago
    Yay! Ubisoft fake team banter ftw!
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    Nah the gameplay will look like that. It's obviously less bullshotting here.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    i7 + 1080 gameplay ftw
    vert1go 4 years ago
    UBIBANTER TIME!
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Wouldn't be Ubi without some hamfisted scripted "team talk".
    Strite 4 years ago
    Oh no, here comes the horribly scripted voice overs...
    vert1go 4 years ago
    Needs something extra. Some sort of... I don't know. Towers or soemthing?
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    So MGS5: 2?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    GAMEPLAY HERE WE GO KIDS! Rock and roll
    fasterthanapigeon 4 years ago
    I wonder if the map will become more unclouded once you reach viewpoints - which in themselves are puzzles of sorts...
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    I thought Bolivia already was a narco-state?
    vorpalmaan 4 years ago
    War on drugs propaganda shit. It's unbelievable.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    theres creases from his armpits to his nipples
    vert1go 4 years ago
    He's no Phil Spencer though, is he Martin? #NippleWatch2016Bingo
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    He could have left one more button Martin
    PixelEdged 4 years ago
    introducing yourself seems hard
    Pulsar_t 4 years ago
    And selling arms to both sides?
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Oh dear Ubi preacher about a horribly addictive product that isn't worth the money and will make you rage... Hang on a second
    unacomn 4 years ago
    What if a mexican drug cartel came in and too over? Trump wrote the script, right?
    Strite 4 years ago
    Most of us don't need our minds changing Martin Robinson. This looks like a huge return to form for the GR series after the abomination that was Ghost Recon Phantoms.
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    Bit of a dramatic reading here.
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    Ubi map: Confirmed
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    That was a sweet trailer, wish we'll see gameplay soon.
    unacomn 4 years ago
    This is gonna make for a nice graphics downgrade before picture next year.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    Ol' Baldy Cross Face is back and looking sharp
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    What this game really needs is a dev diary.
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Confession. i only knew it because I watched a highlight video 20 minutes ago after you reminding me of him.He was... unique!
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    @AmicableWalrus If Sony brings that up this year that'd be pretty meta.
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Wilson Fisk?
    vert1go 4 years ago
    And now some CGI trailers.
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    Chopters!
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    10 year anniversary for Giant Enemy Crab, 599 US dollars, and Ridge Racer.
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    There are Youtubers already making downgrade videos I bloody bet it
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    2010 was a bad year for presentations to be fair. Didn't have Konamis "One miirrion twoops" car crash and Wii Music as I recall?
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    It was 2011
    Korpers 4 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk she's very natural speaking, sans nerves
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Mr Caffeine feels so long ago.
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    Was Caffeine Guy Ubisoft? When was that?
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    @ektoraskalderis Aisha is a bad-ass on Archer and irl
    funkstar 4 years ago
    @Mazzle SPLOOGE
    vert1go 4 years ago
    #NX CONFIRMED?
    HuckQ 4 years ago
    Lana?
    Mazzle 4 years ago
    If Aisha could just bring on Telltale and announce an Archer game I'd be pretty damn happy
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    y'all stink
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    All platforms? Finally OUYA gets a killer tutle.
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    I wish we could have heard about NX this E3...
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    Get into the fun stuff, yes. As opposed to what we've just endured.Nice one Aisha.
    Korpers 4 years ago
    Does Aisha use a script?
    vert1go 4 years ago
    #CERNYWATCH
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    @MArtin, much obliged.
    Superastic 4 years ago
    Gotta watch both though I lack the courage to unmute ubi.
    vert1go 4 years ago
    LOOK AT US! LOOK HOW WACKY WE ARE! AREN'T WE CRAAAZZYYY! inacorporateforcedway
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 4 years ago
    Ah Ubisoft, welcome back.As welcome as Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes!
    Barrel_Trollz 4 years ago
    #girlwood
    funkstar 4 years ago
    LANAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Ragedjinn 4 years ago
    am i trippin with my shoes off
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    This is the best just dance segment yet!Hahaha
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    This musical number has more direction than the last 600 Assassin's Creed games at least.
    rock27gr 4 years ago
    Ubi putting on a show
    vert1go 4 years ago
    #NippleWatch2016
    marvzilla 4 years ago
    I miss drugs :(
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    I don't even
    pomi 4 years ago
    Oh dear what am I watching
    jiveguy 4 years ago
    I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
    Korpers 4 years ago
    Anyone watching both PC and UBI together?
    LukehMuse 4 years ago
    All of tonight's announcements will be presented in the form of dance and musicals.
    WilhelmvonOrmstein 4 years ago
    Fuck off Ubi. GAMES. GAMES. Not idiots jigging about.
    Pulsar_t 4 years ago
    *clicks pause*
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    Get it out the way I suppose
    Kiliko 4 years ago
    I don't think Ubisoft can even do anything at this point without it feeling horribly forced.
    AmicableWalrus 4 years ago
    whatever that was I'm glad I missed it
    SteveMsater 4 years ago
    Bring on Just Dance 2016
    Sammoore 4 years ago
    dogmanstaruk they *have to* have something creed, what with the movie coming this year
    pomi 4 years ago
    Annoying how much Ubisoft site stream is lagging behind this twitch one.
    funkstar 4 years ago
    im 30 and i dont have a clue who i am
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    Merci, Mr Robinson. Noticed it's on the front page, but not on this page.
    DakeyrasUK 4 years ago
    You blurb at the top misses my most anticipated ubi game. The fractured but whole!
    Ep1cN3ss1e 4 years ago
    When is it on? Would be nice to put the starting time on these pages. I see "the show will begin shortly" on the video.
    spiritsnake 4 years ago
    i want a new prince of persia as good as or better than sands of time, and exclusive to the ps4.
    ShiftBreaker 4 years ago
    Ubisoft time! Let's make a forced meme!