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Watch: The first 30 minutes of The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine

Alarming sex scene and charming easter egg also available.

I really enjoyed The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine; so much so, in fact, I gave it a gold sticker. I think it's a brilliant romp from the very start, but thankfully you don't have to take my word for it - I went back and captured the first half hour of Blood and Wine to give you a taste for the lovely region of Toussaint. Spoiler warning for the first half hour of Blood and Wine, obviously.

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If you're still thirsty for more Blood and Wine (please don't drink blood, it's honestly not good for you), I've got you covered. I found a delightfully nostalgic easter egg while exploring the region of Toussaint; one that led to an immediate and lasting sense of regret.

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The third and final video comes with a spoiler warning as big as a house. Taken from one of the very last quests of Blood and Wine, it's a brand new sex scene that has to be seen to be believed. Be warned that you might well spoil a huge chunk of the story by watching, but I promise you'll be entertained.

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