Right. Listen. I know what you're going to say. Eurogamer published a written list of 'alternative awards' yesterday, which gives the impression that team video has just gone and copied that very idea for this week's show. That's not the way of it. I've got emails that will back this up, I assure you.
Also, it's not like the Eurogamer writers came up with the idea of quirky E3 awards in the first place. People have been known to do them before now. Who's to say we can't have a go?! Damn it. They've ruined this.
Please enjoy this week's Eurogamer Show: