And we're done. Thank heavens - at times I thought it'd never end. Still! Battlefront looks amazing, as does Mirror's Edge Catalyst and the new Mass Effect has a name. Also, EA employs a lot of attractive Swedish people. Oh, and they paid Pele a lot of money to come on stage and tell us about the time someone patted his head.

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Coverage

20:02

We're an hour away from EA, and the office is abuzz as we all catch up with the barnstorming Microsoft conference.

20:03

Also, alight with anticipation for the pizzas that are arriving in a bit.

20:26

20:28

I'm in. EA has gone for an unconventional "big wedding" seating plan this year. Looking forward to some warm Prosecco and some tiny bits of toast with salmon on them.

20:44

Toaster05 says:

Go on then Martin. What kind of pizza? You lot are eating pizza with a BBQ base then you are dead to me.

From Hove's own Pizza Face, the most delightfully middle class of delivery joints. I went for a spicy number that may land me in trouble come Sony's conference.

20:46

vert1go says:

Wait... Callie... Marie...Callie... Christian...Marie... Martin...#OHGOD #CONSPIRACY?

I'm team Callie all the way though!

20:46

Right, so what to expect.

20:47

First of all, Peter Moore *has* to show us a new outfit.

20:48

A onesie that slips off easily enough, revealing a full-body tattoo with EA's full financials and the release date of Mirror's Edge across one buttock and Bjorn from Peggle on the other would do the trick.

20:48

That'd win me over. Screw anything on a new Mass Effect or our first look at Mirror's Edge.

20:49

Also, we can expect plenty of Star Wars - Battlefront, some Old Republic stuff and if we're lucky a peek at Amy Hennig's new joint.

20:54

Toaster05 says:

Best worst conference ever was the Capcom one from a few years back. Anyone that sat through that deserves a medal.

Konami's one from 2011, I think, was a blast if you love disastrous shows as much as I do. Also, never forget Jamie Kennedy's performance for Activision. Legendary.

20:55

Sammoore says:

Which one had Mr. Caffeine? That has to be well up there.

I love Aisha Tyler, but I do wish they'd give him a second chance. I love that man.

21:00

Nephirion says:

Fifa 16?

Not a chance mate.

21:01

A hyper dramatic countdown leads into some western style music. Is Peter Moore going to be wearing a stetson?

21:02

Oh, disappointingly it looks like this is for Mass Effect 4, not a teaser for Peter Moore's outfit.

21:02

Still, I'll take the return of the Mako.

21:03

And we have a name for it - Mass Effect Andromeda, coming late next year.

21:03

You could cut your fingers on the lines on Andrew Wilson's suit.

21:03

Why you're running your fingers over Andrew Wilson is your own business. I won't ask any questions. Neither will he.

21:04

Just go with it. It's all about your passion for play. He'll understand that.

21:05

Confirmation from Mr. Wilson that we're getting some new IPs, Mirror's Edge and, to climax, Star Wars Battlefront.

21:06

"Thanks," says Andrew Wilson, "You make us better." No, you make *me* better Andrew.

21:06

Anyway, enough of that. CARS.

21:06

Nemesis says:

NFS: B&Q car park after closing

Would play, 8/10, Recommended.

21:07

Super urban look for the new Need for Speed, and a very Swedish man takes to the stage. Such style! Such confidence!

21:08

"This is the least ambitious game we've ever worked on". Is not something they've just said. This one's "definitive".

21:09

Full customisation in this Need for Speed, and a big story emphasis. Tellingly, they're telling us that Star Wars Battlefront is on in 50 minutes, so please do stick around.

21:10

Is this real or is it Frostbite? You're right, Marcus, I am confused.

21:11

That's actually a cool match cut to in-game footage. Though I thought we was over all the story stuff after the last few disastrous times it was in the Need for Speed series.

21:12

I love Fast & Furious as much as the next chap, but this is more Tokyo Drift than Fast 7.

21:13

Well, as far as down and dirty street racing goes it certainly looks the part - though that dramatic cam on sliding looks a bit obnoxious.

21:14

Nemesis says:

I quite liked Tokyo Drift /hangs head in shame

Han 4 life.

21:14

Oh hey, BioWare's making a Star Wars game. It's an Old Republic sequel?

21:15

Oh wait, it's that one. Understandable that EA's leaning on its existing, very expensive Star Wars product in the run-up to Episode 7's release.

21:15

Supra_Hans says:

is anyone still playing the old republic?

I know a few people that do, and are very much into it.

21:17

Well it must be doing well if they're still got the budget for these mega trailers.

21:18

Patrick Soderlund now, the second handsome Swede on stage and we're only 15 minutes in. This is delivering.

21:19

He's teasing some more pretty Swedes who could well take to the stage in a second.

21:19

gallow says:

Those are some tight trousers.

Those are some skinny legs!

21:20

And we're seeing an all-new IP, Unravel. And Martin Sahlin. Hi Martin!

21:21

I think he's got a henna tattoo, which is some weird festival vibe to be bringing to the stage.

21:22

Also with this knitted aesthetic and some cute, light philosophy about the power of creativity we have reached peak indie.

21:23

No, wait, I was wrong. With this tinkling then soaring and emotive soundtrack, we've now reached peak indie.

21:25

It's pretty and it's smart, so fair play to EA for giving it such a big chunk of time.

21:26

EA's idea of crazy is no way near as convincing as Ubisoft's, as witnessed by the forced zaniness of this Plants vs. Zombie Garden Warfare reveal.

21:29

I admit I never gave the first Garden Warfare a chance, which is my mistake - those that have played it tell me it's great.

21:30

vert1go says:

PVZ fails in a post-Splatoon world.

This isn't a post-Splatoon world, it's a Splatoon world. Long may its brilliance reign over us.

21:32

DON'T FORGET BATTLEFRONT IS ON IN 35 MINUTES.

21:32

For now, though, the news that bots will be in Garden Warfare 2, and that you can transfer progress from the first game.

21:33

mouseymouse says:

EA sports is next, time to tune out

I might have tuned out during that Garden Warfare section. Apologies!

21:34

33 MINUTES TO BATTLEFRONT.

21:34

Oh, and now for some ice hockey. Popping to the kitchen - anyone want anything?

21:35

Hang on, is this year's NHL the one with the beard tech? Maybe I'll stick around for a couple more minutes.

21:37

These parts do baffle me - I wonder if they realise a global audience is watching when they parade all these sports.

21:39

When face scans go wrong.

21:39

21:40

Who's hoopohmygawd? Anyone?

21:42

A Google search tells me she's called Moné and, as of an hour ago, her back hurt.

21:42

And she was still in school an hour ago, so it's impressive she made it to the stage. Traffic in LA round there at this time must be a 'mare.

21:44

Hang on, my mistake. Apparently it's Ashwin Gowda, who made $106 in December 2012 just by doing surveys.

21:44

Oh, it's time to talk about mobile! This bit always goes down well with all those tuned in to these conferences.

21:45

It's EA's turn to do a Hearthstone clone, after Bethesda's Elder Scrolls spin-off. At least this one has Star Wars in it.

21:46

It's at times like this I really wish I could say naughty words in these livetexts to really get across how I feel about things like this Minions game.

21:47

No, Phil. Just no.

21:48

12 MINUTES TO BATTLEFRONT EVERYONE.

21:49

Oh god is Pele dead?

21:50

What a loss.

21:50

He lives! Reborn on EA's stage!

21:51

It's like that time that Jesus guy came back, but with more presentations about mobile games.

21:52

I *think* we're still watching a video game conference, but right now Pele's just slagging off American football.

21:54

SIX MINUTES TO BATTLEFRONT EVERYONE!

21:55

I think we've just lost our first look at Mirror's Edge to accommodate this anecdote about... A Swedish girl patting his hair?

21:56

Wait, there's a video game here too!

21:56

I wanted to hear more about what happened in Sweden though, to be honest.

21:57

FIFTEEN MINUTES TO BATTLE... Hang on, where's that extra 10 minutes come from? PELE!

22:00

Right, got distracted there for a second by the most distasteful joke that sadly can never make it to this livetext. FIFA 15 has some new features in it.

22:01

I've heard from people who've played it that it's a huge improvement over last year's effort - keen to try it out, having shifted over to PES in recent years.

22:08

NO MORE MINUTES TO BATTLEFRONT - the trailer has released early. Or on time, before Pele came along and stole ten minutes.

22:02

Mirror's Edge now, though, so you might want to stick around.

22:04

It's open-world, it looks a lot less shooty than before and overall it looks pretty bloody good.

22:05

Please no guns, please no guns.

22:05

What a bummer it must be to have the surname Kruger - you're just destined to be a bit evil.

22:06

We get a release date for Mirror's Edge Catalyst too - February 23rd next year.

22:06

American Football - where's Pele now, ey?

22:07

Actually, I'd welcome him back on stage to present this one.

22:08

Nope, it's just some big face wearing jeans, a blazer and a pale blue shirt. Also, the blazer's cream. That's so much no on one man!

22:09

Star Wars Battlefront's new gameplay is here, if you can't bear to wait.

22:11

22:11

vert1go says:

Callie and Marie are unimpressed. UNIMPRESSED, EA.

That gif has pretty much been me the whole conference.

22:12

Twitch has just died. Or done the decent thing and pulled the plug.

22:14

We're back up over here. And it's Battlefront time.

22:15

Oh, and I'd forgotten to pick up this thread.

22:15

Peter Moore *has* had a costume change.

22:16

He's in his afternoon wear - more casual, but still smart as hell. Nice one Peter!

22:16

There is a head on a completely inanimate body telling us about how scared she was as a child.

22:17

The body is moving, it's okay.

22:18

SO MANY MORE MINUTES OF THIS UNTIL WE GET TO SEE BATTLEFRONT.

22:19

This'll be the demo Aoife was lucky enough to see a few months ago.

22:20

It's captured from a PS4, but it does seem very, very scripted.

22:20

Lovely, lovely grenades.

22:21

Lovely snow! So many lovely noises!

22:23

Sorry for the silence, I've just been squeeing to myself the past couple of minutes.

22:23

I think I'll be buying this later on this year, and I don't think I'll be the only one doing so.

22:24

podgek293 says:

squeeing? a combination of squeeling and weeing?

Yeah, it's a smelly scream basically.

22:24

People are actually screaming in the office. Well, Bertie is, but it's quite a scream.

22:25

And that's a wrap. I'm diving out to get Ubisoft up and running - which is mere minutes away!

22:25

Thanks for joining us. And thanks for the stories, Pele.

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22:25

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    tattoodta 3 years ago
    Possibly the worst show of E3. So cringe worthy, I couldn't believe it when they started on mobile devices...
    SuperRobotWars 3 years ago
    Are EA charging us to view the event via micro-transactions?
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    See you on the otherside
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    Cheers Mazzle
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Yes they will
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Cheers Mazzle!
    Iain815 3 years ago
    You starting a new article for the Ubi conference Eurogamer?
    dingo75 3 years ago
    @Pacman we need something to forget Pele ;)
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    Where is Ubisoft link?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    @dingo75 Many thanks ;)
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    Why the fuck didn't they show Mass Effect?
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    And now for Youtube's douches.
    Iain815 3 years ago
    I think that was the worst conference of any E3 in recent memory.
    X201 3 years ago
    Sony is 2am
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Hot Chicks in the Gamespot stream
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Wackisoft time.
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    2am Iain
    QarKet 3 years ago
    Call Of Duty: Black Ops III (6 November)Fallout 4 (10 November)Rise Of the Tomb Raider (10 November)Star Wars Battlefront (17 November)
    Iain815 3 years ago
    What time is Sony on at anyway?
    G-Lord 3 years ago
    Where is that Criterion game? Shown a bit early I guess...
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Oh no; Ubisoft next. Fear the icons!
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Ubi coming up
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    And on to Ubisoft we go
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    People so desperate to leave they were on the way WHILE he was saying his goodbyes there?
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    As much as I don't want to give EA my money they will be getting some for Battlefront.
    kingpin3000 3 years ago
    He forgot to say thank you to Hoopgawd. Burn!
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    what a load of fucking shite that was
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    well that was the worst conference so far by far. Who's next, sony?
    p_nut_uk 3 years ago
    LOL yeah I'm sure that people will just let two Jedi masters battle it out without someone shooting a blaster up their ass
    chaywa 3 years ago
    Where is Amy Hennig? You can't poach Amy Hennig and not show off her latest project!
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    Well, Battlefront and Unravel. And an endless stretch of nothing.
    X201 3 years ago
    Just had first coffee of the night. Can I make it to Sony with just one Cappuccino?
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    what? no mass effect? FUCK YOU EA
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    Wow now I want to play it and I'm not even a SW fan
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    thank you too EA for your shitty presentation
    Iain815 3 years ago
    "Thanks for Pele!"
    Stepharneo 3 years ago
    @podgek293 I believe it is onomatopoeic.
    podgek293 3 years ago
    haha fantastic
    pomi 3 years ago
    Battlefront looked great.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    I swear that this guy is a vampire.
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Hey, he's animated
    KingSix91 3 years ago
    What a load of shit
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    That's all folks.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    "Also, we apologise for Pele."
    underh1ll 3 years ago
    Ok that was worth waiting for :)
    greenthumb 3 years ago
    did it automatically wrap the wire around the AT-ATs leg? you dont even get to wrap it around?
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    Wow, nice, veeeery nice.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    You put Luke in his RotJ costume? Really? Couldn't make that Hoth model?
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Janky animation 3rd person mode.
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    SOLD
    vert1go 3 years ago
    BUT BUT CONTINUITY AHHHHH
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    oh, so now there are lightsabers?
    jetsetwillie 3 years ago
    looks great
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    OH NOS! PELE!
    podgek293 3 years ago
    squeeing? a combination of squeeling and weeing?
    ParagonSexyMike 3 years ago
    It really looks good. Though i'm more interested in the visceral star wars game...
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    I'm sure the walkers were a bit bigger in the film....
    podgek293 3 years ago
    ha was just about to say if i can't take it down with a wire i'm gonna be mightly upset
    vert1go 3 years ago
    We've caught up to Shadows of the Empire folks!
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    these Walkers reminds me BF 2142 motherships, hope they will have the same gameplay impact.
    ozzzy189 3 years ago
    Battlefront looked incredibly good fun. Is PGA golf coming up? Might be worth a look this year.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Note lack of anything remotely prequel related at all.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Did he just shoot a walker with a blaster?
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Poor Poor Christopher Walken.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    It's totally scripted but we knew that anyway. It's done to show case the whole battle.
    podgek293 3 years ago
    less battlefronty
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Hurry up, goldenrod!
    Qwentle 3 years ago
    'No Aim down sights unless it's got a scope' = Quick, put scopes on everything.
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    They got the Wilhelm scream in!
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    so how many of you star wars nerds will have wet dreams tonight?
    greenthumb 3 years ago
    downgrade
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Oh good lots of onscreen bonus reminders.
    Ultra-machine 3 years ago
    Tears of joy :)
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    oh god, it looks like battlefront
    podgek293 3 years ago
    very battlefronty
    dingo75 3 years ago
    40 min until Ubi will bury those jokers
    gallow 3 years ago
    is this how IS brainwashes recruits by dragging things on and on...
    Qwentle 3 years ago
    Is that an AK he's holding?
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    so emotionless
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    You'll get your gameplay. Best demo I've seen for a game in a LONG time.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    There's always an idiot who wants to film something that is publicly recorded anyway.
    X201 3 years ago
    When will she solve the murder, that's what Scandinavians do on TV
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Or is that the actual framerate?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    but first, some more still images.
    QarKet 3 years ago
    This is the gameplay?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    WAKE UP, ITS TIME.
    podgek293 3 years ago
    woooo gameplay
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    I had a Wookiee burger once...
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    I just watched that Battlefield SW demo, feck me, it looks the nutz
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    Hey guys what about that Star Wars Kinect game...Guys? Guuuuuys?
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    epic fail if you compare it to Bethesda presentation, now I'm 100% sure
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    mooltiplayer
    KingSix91 3 years ago
    WE WANTED FUCKING SPACE BATTLES
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    the youtube clip is pretty awesome
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Someone tell her that Star Wars was never real.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    i can live out any starwars fantasy? oh boy! i can't wait for some hot chewy sex
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Is this EA's first time at E3? SHOW. THE. GAME.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    I believe she's from Skyrim
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    She must be of Icelandic orgin with a name like that.
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    They should watch how the Fallout 4 presentation was done yesterday. Thats how you get people hyped for your game.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    SHOW. THE. GAME.
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    Swedish with Russian accent, interesting.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    did they hire a Bond villain for this?
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    why are the swedish chicks always hot?
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    No one cares show us the gameplay.
    X201 3 years ago
    Triple word score with that surname
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    I love her name!!!!
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    it's a female Nordic android!
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Bloody hell, smile love. Stop sounding like a robot. You have not played, this is a script and obvious one.
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    EA's presentation has made a hobby seem like a dull chore
    vert1go 3 years ago
    For a brief shining moment, I thought they were about to SHOW THE BLOODY GAME.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Whoa, fuck giving that name for a booking.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    what a name!
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    That accent, fucking NICE.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Frostbite - Winter is coming!
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Cue whoops.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Is there an easy way to make two browser windows snap to one another?
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    twitch now works, refresh the page
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Ok, I'll watch it again. Battlefront is the best thing in this conference by far!
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Why does this guy always remind of Tony Blair?
    KingSix91 3 years ago
    HERE WE GO. GET READY. FOR SHIT.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    JUST A FEW MOMENTS. WE HAVE THAT ON RECORD.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    ahhh now the game for noobs.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Omg DiCE and Frostbite! battlefront inc.
    chaywa 3 years ago
    Youtube feed is working for those interested...
    Blackmarsh63 3 years ago
    oh bugger . its back
    podgek293 3 years ago
    but how will i know the various catches they do????
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    ...and thats all, laters!
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    @vert1go Peter Moore is back out does he count?
    JiveHound 3 years ago
    What is this distasteful joke? The entire conference apparently.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    HE CHANGED SUIT! #StaaaayFresh Peter Moore!
    X201 3 years ago
    Its Pete
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    See what you've done Pele. SEE!
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Ok. I want Star Wars Battlefront again now. That was a VERY nicely put together demo.
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Pele pulled the plug
    dingo75 3 years ago
    YouTube works. Not sure if I'm the lucky one or you
    Bedders 3 years ago
    This is a bit like Kensington council pulling the plug on Bruce Springsteen early except the punters want an out.
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    that was a terrible conference
    greenthumb 3 years ago
    still going on youtube, better quality than twitch too
    vert1go 3 years ago
    They could bring out Jesus himself right now and I wouldn't wake up.
    Blackmarsh63 3 years ago
    please dont fix it
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    gamespot youtube stream is fine
    underh1ll 3 years ago
    feels like theres been 45 mins of sports
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    Why aren't you using Youtube again Eurogamer?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Pele got to the cameraman.
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Twitch have had mercy on us. Must have realised the Star Wars trailer is on Youtube already.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    well not anymore
    X201 3 years ago
    FIFA Ultimate Team for merkin football
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Wow this really is just like the fireworks factory
    kingpin3000 3 years ago
    yep, gone for me as well
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    'alright lads, jus give the ball to Optimus prime and we're guaranteed a score'
    QarKet 3 years ago
    Thank god.
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    on purpose, the cameraman died, bored to death
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Gamespot is still alive. Don't worry its still American Rugby.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    IGN works fine everyone
    Blackmarsh63 3 years ago
    was it ever alive
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    Did EA just over run?
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    STREAM DIED, HURRAH
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Thank God my stream's gone? Anyone else?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Bless you Martin. That's far more entertaining even if team Callie are HIPSTERS!
    New_guy 3 years ago
    EA sports should have their own separate presentation
    X201 3 years ago
    Twitch stream is twitchy
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Yay, techincal difficulties. And i'm relieved
    podgek293 3 years ago
    has the stream gone dead?
    KingSix91 3 years ago
    wat. Why is stream dead. pls.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    i feel very american watching thiswho wants to grab a beer, head over to the 'super bowl' and wave the flag?
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    @IOnlyUseSkill nothing can be worse than this, not unusual for EA though
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    The battlefront trailer is good! Have switched
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    I have joke for that but too afraid
    dingo75 3 years ago
    No shit QB and Receivers are pretty important I give you that EA
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    is this soccer?
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    I knew a wide receiver once...
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Which one is Darth Vader?
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    I dunno but he plays with Beasts and Fridges...
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Surely the Ubi conference can't be worse than this?
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    Did he say Megatron? now that would be a crossover I would like to see.
    X201 3 years ago
    Ubi is at 10:45
    vert1go 3 years ago
    blarty has outdone my fantasy.
    F.Rod. 3 years ago
    Boring...
    EvilAspirin 3 years ago
    Can I draft Pele?
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    I don't like American Football so can someone tell me why Megatron is in NFL? Are the Decepticons now an NFL team?
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    NFL: Top Trumps
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    God make it stop
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    please calculate the probability of survival watching this stuff while waiting on Battlefront
    blarty 3 years ago
    Why has Megatron left the Deceptions to play NFL? Surely there's some by-law against that
    vert1go 3 years ago
    I'm taking fantasy to another level in my mind already, sports guy.
    hardtech 3 years ago
    They are talking about a fantasy sports experience in a video game. What is life...
    MadJack1812 3 years ago
    Oh sure. Calvin Johnson. Good choice. Calvin is the boss I assume.
    KingSix91 3 years ago
    Star Wars Battlefront looks meh
    WezH 3 years ago
    Please boo these guys off stage.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    Rugby is considerably less stop and start though
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Fuck you Flaco! Trade him like now.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Why do we watch EA's conference. Every single year.
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Anyone have a clue what they're on about?
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Ok. BF looks very, very nice!
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    *whisper* i don't understand what they're saying.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Callie and Marie are unimpressed. UNIMPRESSED, EA.
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    I like it when they throw the handkerchiefs on the pitch when someone's done a mistake
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    @vert1go Haha
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    Detroit Lions ftw!
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    a drab experience every day?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    *DK KILL SCREEN COMING UP*
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    OMG when is this Sports crap going to fuck off?
    X201 3 years ago
    Martin's negativity broke the stream ;-)
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Fuck this. I watchign the Star Wars trailer.
    gallow 3 years ago
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
    vert1go 3 years ago
    CSI: E3. Which conference moment killed MartIT WAS PELE ALL ALONG.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    @Jimez So is innovation
    dingo75 3 years ago
    i'm a fan of the Patroits and yet I still don't give a fuck
    WezH 3 years ago
    God get on with it! daaaaammmnnnn youoooooo Pele
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    YES! RUGBY!Wait...
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Oh it's that sport where the ref whistles every 4 seconds.
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    Just be thankful they don't have a baseball franchise as well.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    Nooooooooooo, well as long as Pele doesn't come back we're ok.
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    Madden time -.- get hyped
    xRiska 3 years ago
    God dammit
    Jimez 3 years ago
    SHould do an EA drinking game. Sports is a shot
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Tom Brady? Can I deflate the balls in this one?
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    SODDING NFL, GO AWAY
    Qwentle 3 years ago
    Didn't Pele just tell us that American Football was shit?
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    moar sports!
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    american football = yawn
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    bird technology
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    Next on CSI: NFL
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Hatoful Boyfriend DLC?
    underh1ll 3 years ago
    More sports... :(
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    I thought the pigeon was talking for a second there
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Madden. Just remember Battlefront. Just remember and grin and bear it.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Pele is the wise grandfather figure, regaling you with his experiences in Sweden.
    Qwentle 3 years ago
    Woo, more sports!
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    budget Morgan Freeman
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    Oh look, you thought it was over, HAH
    xRiska 3 years ago
    sneaking more sports in there I see
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    meh
    QarKet 3 years ago
    ...
    New_guy 3 years ago
    Morgan Freeman??
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Its Morgan Freeman!
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Old black man as a father figure? CHECK!
    BinaryToast 3 years ago
    who needs dogs if you get Morgen Freeman Dove Guy?
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    That sounded like Keifer Sutherland..
    greenthumb 3 years ago
    still with the cgi shit?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Where's the dog though?
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    In-innnnengineenine
    Bertie 3 years ago
    No levels, no loading - HOT
    X201 3 years ago
    I may buy this for the kids that keep climbing over everyone's gardens around here... inspire them to jump off high buildings... very high buildings
    WezH 3 years ago
    in engine? Do people still fall for that crap?
    pomi 3 years ago
    NO! Just in-engine trailer. I want to see real gameplay...
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    So mirrors edge actually looks pretty good
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Vic and Bob freerunning DLC pls.
    Iain815 3 years ago
    "IN-ENGINE"Oh for fucks sake
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    @dingo75 ditto
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    wow this presentation is so lacklustre, I'm trying hard to be interested in any of these things
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    this with oculus/morpheus would be insane
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Origin stories always loved by everyone. EVERONE.
    Shreddedloops 3 years ago
    I hope Pele is the final boss in Mirrors Edge
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Perfect for VR
    underh1ll 3 years ago
    The EA guy is the villian?
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    mirror's edge: zzzzzz
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    snow individualism, snow privacy
    vert1go 3 years ago
    What part of this is new..?
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Wondering how that game plays along with my tendency for motion sickness in 1st party games.
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    Frostbite, Frostbite everywhere but I'll be damned if it isn't a pretty looking game
    Qwentle 3 years ago
    ooh, Agility orbs
    WezH 3 years ago
    I blame Pele for the delay! Sack him!
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Mirrors Edge: Snoopers Charter
    cubadoo 3 years ago
    That would be crazy on occulus!
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    Stop joking about bringing Pele back - it might actually happen
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    She's talking as if it's a new IP. GET ON WITH IT
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    Our heroin fate? :)
    X201 3 years ago
    Mirrors Edge: Ha Ha Ha Langdell Edition
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Is that in game?
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Pele would save us surely!
    vert1go 3 years ago
    "Not just watching". OW IRONY.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    Who would save us from their spying?I dunno, Edward Snowden?
    Cartho 3 years ago
    Fit Swedish bird wheeled out to wake everyone up again
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Bring Pele out to advertise it
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Only corporations.... And oppressors... Like EA?
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Mirrors Edge, least it's not Fifa
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Saved some money on that title design.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    There's Alan Carr look
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    a white woman talking about oppression? I was expecting innovation.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    it would look like america
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Finally! Ok lady you have my attention.
    gallow 3 years ago
    Like now?
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    C'mon surprise Dead Space announcement!
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    Ah, finally.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    "FIFA 15 has some new features in it." that sums it up
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    oooh hot chick
    vert1go 3 years ago
    *WHERE* ARE MY DRA... AT-ATS?!
    underh1ll 3 years ago
    Sports over, let the conference resume...
    WezH 3 years ago
    Good news finally.
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    From EA
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    You have one job tonight EA: don't screw up Mirror's Edge. If you start gushing about how great CQC is now you can bugger right off.
    KingSix91 3 years ago
    BRING FORTH THE SWEDISH WIMMINZ
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Well hello
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Hooray! Mirrors Edge!
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    oh women teams, innovation, sorry EA
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Martin: FIFA16
    BinaryToast 3 years ago
    Oh boy, Ubisoft will have to go all out to have a more boring conference
    KingSix91 3 years ago
    GIVE US MORE PELE, IT IS WHAT WE CRAVE.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    The most corrupt game on Earth™
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    @Mazzle That made me laugh quite hard.
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Love the way theres a french chap talking and noth a danny dyer style chav
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    funny how women's teams are just a short sidenote to all that mocap and improved defence babble
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    please please fuck off Pele
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Pro Evolution Soccer again this year for me. 2015 really was excellent
    Jimez 3 years ago
    EA should not make NBA games no more, 2K have been making better ones for a while now
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Female's exclusive to Xbox One.**May not be true.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    lol
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Jesus! Why another trailer after having talked ages about the game?
    WezH 3 years ago
    Cmon its 10pm, gtfo fifa 16
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    oh god stop showing fifa garbage
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Oh nos, 20 minute intro due to Pele voiceover.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    Oh my god stop reminding us about Pele - I'm trying to forget.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Plenty crazy, you motherf**ker
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    On a less snakry note, really good WWC ongoing and great to see women teams in the game, now teenage girls can tell me how they fuck my dad...?
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    Jesus wept this is mortal. EA have completely lost the plot tonight.
    Cartho 3 years ago
    PLEASE improve the Be a Pro mode. Make it like NBA 2k15
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    No need to remind everyone of Pele again.
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    pls EA don't ever use "innovation" in your PR
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    Forgive me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Ronaldo voted the best footballer in the world the last 2 years?
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    Only for xbox I bet, since they have exclusive on Legends
    MadJack1812 3 years ago
    WE FUCKING REMEMBER
    vert1go 3 years ago
    No we don't need reminded of that. We need reminded of Battlefront.
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Pele DLC
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    in other words, they spent loads of money on getting boobs to bounce properly.
    Onagiro 3 years ago
    I don't play sports games, but womens teams are some good news!
    WezH 3 years ago
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    Fifa just recycling features it once got rid of i.e. "now it's about building up in midfield"They had that in Fifa 10 I swear and dropped it for 11.
    X201 3 years ago
    Shoot, Pass and Hoof are the only controls any football game should have.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    PEACH
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    well ok that is something
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    FINALLY, WE CAN PLAY AS WOMAN
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Okay. Female teams I'll give them that one. Good. At bloody last.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Wohoo
    X201 3 years ago
    Please, someone make a simple game of football, like Sensible Soccer
    New_guy 3 years ago
    People who buy Fifa buy Fifa... you don't need to sell it to them
    Iain815 3 years ago
    "Finally, a new way to play"Probably not the best phrasing there mate.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    this really is a Messi show
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Innovating, innovating, innovating - three more shots. bloody hell ea, my liver.
    MattKB 3 years ago
    Where are the explosions
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    The best touch is one you don't take. Rolf Harris never played Fifa then.
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    So, hold your hand while playing? LOL
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Zzzzzzz
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Shoooooooooooooooot
    QarKet 3 years ago
    Please, just stop this.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Bring Messie out now and let hi talk about the World Cup final.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    When is the Corruption DLC coming dammit?
    gallow 3 years ago
    I there a building mini-game where you have to ensure nobody cares about the 1200 dead workers building your 2022 world cup?
    Rayza 3 years ago
    Looks the same as the last 5 years. PES puts FIFA to shame, it's not even close.
    WezH 3 years ago
    Fifa 16 confirmed, new dynamic football kicking added.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Will it have FBI stings as well?
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    could anything ever by any more boring? Except for the new Tomb Raider?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    That was worse than Ice-T on Epic's stage trying to introduce Gears of War 3's "Horge Morgue".You had one line, Ice-T, one line.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    can't we just get to me4? i want to go watch the fallout 4 stuff again
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    AHAHAHA The BF timer just got longer. Kill me, kill me now
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Don't understand this "sport". Where's the ink?
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    Great, this shows nothing really.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    Mirror's edge next! and apparently 15 mins to Battlefront now.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    4 min for Mirror's Edge and BAttlefront! go go go EA
    MadJack1812 3 years ago
    SOrry, how long until Battlefield?!
    BinaryToast 3 years ago
    and now back to that boring game show. bring out beckenbauer next!
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Compete, 256-bit style!
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Fucking hell, I forgot we still had to sit through the bollocks about the actual game.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    New ways to play football on a gamepad!
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    "That was unbelievable."
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    "Wow that was unbelievable"Yes, yes it was...
    Rayza 3 years ago
    They could have done that FOREVER. Just think about that.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    "Innovation" said out loud says "no innovation at all" in my head
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    yes that was indeed unbelievable
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    @gallow that would be amazing
    Iain815 3 years ago
    EA do know this is a gaming convention right?
    WezH 3 years ago
    I thought we would never get rid of the old coot.
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    That was possibly the worst celebrity appearance at E3 I think I've ever seen.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    "We could sit here forever"More like, "I feel like I have been here forever"
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Hypocrite
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Pele could genuinely sit there for as long as someone paid him to.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    God please lets not sit here forver.
    unitdtimdom 3 years ago
    What was the purpose of this? Better penalty system?
    Cartho 3 years ago
    Can we see FIFA now? Lets stop milking Pele's grotesquely inflated ego. He wasn't as good as Messi is now.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    PLEASE DONT SIT THERE FOREVER
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    what a beautiful moment.
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    yee yee thanks for the mooni, lateers
    sym30l1c 3 years ago
    Love Pele, but this is painful now...
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    He thinks it's This Is Your Life.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    He could.
    gallow 3 years ago
    Lets hope Pele rips his shirt off to reveal a "I love PES" t-shirt to make this build up worthwhile.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    what the fuck is this about? I'm just laughing in disbelief by now
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    PLEASE DON'T SIT FOREVER
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    Pele should start talking about his gout next.No games, just gout.
    Blackmarsh63 3 years ago
    Please bugger off
    Rayza 3 years ago
    Dear lord make it stop
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    This is to appease the FIFA playing masses, who would ironically bully you for playing videogames in school
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    I never thought I'd ever think to myself Sod off Pele show me Star Wars, it's a funny old world
    WezH 3 years ago
    Fuck sake Pele! Get on with it, my granddads storys about WW2 are less boring than this and the graphics look shit.
    bigjimbeef 3 years ago
    Oh wait I get it. This is the boring bit before Battlefront is on. They're making it purposefully-mind-numbingly dull in order to make Battlefront even more exciting! Right?!
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Isn't this meant to be just an hour long? It's a games conference not Pele's life story!
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    OMG SHOW ME FIFA ALRADY
    vert1go 3 years ago
    *Pele? Pele can you hear us in the headset? Remind people Battlefront is still coming!*
    Gabriel2R 3 years ago
    @Supra_Hans more than one thousand
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    @xRiska or just 'that football game 16' maybe not quite as catchy though!
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Is this seriously what EA intended for this?
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    and I thought the mobile killed it. Nope, Pele did
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Bring Madden on-stage and let them fight.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    this is so fucking awkward
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    This is like when Bart visited Abe Simpson at the old folk's home
    New_guy 3 years ago
    If battlefront is late because they don't want to interrupt Pele I'm gonna be pissed
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    WHEN DO WE GET TO THE FIREWORKS FACTORY!!!!
    MadJack1812 3 years ago
    I have no idea what is happening now. I assume nothing? Probably nothing. More toast.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    it's like going into a retirement home and listening to the conversationsbut a lot less interesting
    Cartho 3 years ago
    did he just say I'm gonna tell "for the yanks"?Jesius christ, I say this as a football fan and FIFA lover: GET OFF THE STAGE.
    BinaryToast 3 years ago
    I enjoy football a lot - but this is boring as frack... please, please make it stop
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    how many goals did you score again Pe;e? I didn't catch that?
    xRiska 3 years ago
    @Supra_Hans what and just call it "16"
    karaokequeen3 3 years ago
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    They're going to wheel on a shark and a ramp. Any second.
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    I'm so booooooored...
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    we need a translator here
    bigjimbeef 3 years ago
    I don't know what's going on at all
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    @vert1go That got me...
    vert1go 3 years ago
    I'm imagining actual gaming related people on stage in place of Pele.
    Blackmarsh63 3 years ago
    zzzzzzzzzzzz
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Match of the Day is on at ten. Apparently they are showing a play through for Battlefront.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    wonder how many millions he got for babbling that nonsense there
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    So...you know when you get stuck in a conversation with a drunk old person in the pub...and you can't escape...
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Pele: haha American Football is crap.EA: Thanks Pele, next up... American football
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Maybe some NFL player should tackle that old man...
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    Pele have a mole on his cheek?
    Maakuw 3 years ago
    It's turned into a chat show
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    is it time to drop the FIFA - like EA dropped the 'Tiger Woods'
    QarKet 3 years ago
    How much did they pay him?
    Rayza 3 years ago
    this is excruciating
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    Why do have this massive presentation every time? The guys that buy fifa buy it every year anyway, why does it need this giant marketing effort?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    You've changed, Miyamoto.
    New_guy 3 years ago
    amazing story... I'm reading a book while I wait for battlefront
    sleepless00 3 years ago
    all I understand is money money money
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    of course soccer is more intelligent, that why the other one is called American football
    Cartho 3 years ago
    It wasn't an amazing tale. It was a boring ramble.
    WezH 3 years ago
    Pele just lost EA E3 with his boring war stories.
    Iain815 3 years ago
    WHERE ARE THE GAMES!? SHOW ME THE FUCKING GAMES. GAMES, GAMES, GAMES!
    Euronymous 3 years ago
    That would be extremely painful G-Lord
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    He's from Ghana right?
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Yeah I'm glad I tuned into a video game press conference so I could listen to Pele waffle about how great he is.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    So where is my money? Cash as agreed upon! And then I'm back to the bar.
    tiagoalmeida1 3 years ago
    im not into sports games but my god, its e3. people want games, not an old man speaking. no offense to pele
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Do you think he knows where the fuck he is right now and what he's doing? All he heard was 'yadda yadda first class flight sack load of cash'
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    I have no idea what he is saying
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Laugh! Laugh at the jokes! It's Pele! Laugh I say!
    xRiska 3 years ago
    That crowd shot wasn't dark. Everyone has just left
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    Jack Warner kidnapped him.
    unitdtimdom 3 years ago
    What is soccer?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    They couldn't bring Jesus out. It's America. Too divisive. Someone would sue someone for something.
    G-Lord 3 years ago
    Next up: Sepp Blatter
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    The best goal in world cup history? Maradonna against England in Mexico
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    pretty sure i had pele on my pasta earlier on
    Jimez 3 years ago
    The only thing more up than an EA conference is viagra sales.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    You know when you get stuck with an old person, and you can't exit the conversation....
    X201 3 years ago
    Martin not impressed with appearance by Pele.Prefers Jim Ryan and his open shirt.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Oh god...
    Cartho 3 years ago
    Pele is an arrogant fuck - Messi is as good as he was if not better.
    WezH 3 years ago
    Most of the audience is like : wtf is a Pele?
    bigjimbeef 3 years ago
    Has their conference turned into a late night talk show now?
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Quick FBI! Arrest him!
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    It seems appropriate that EA bring Pele out for a conference where they can't get the crowd up.
    MattKB 3 years ago
    Is it the first bribe em up, Fifa Laundering Simulator, if it's in the game
    vert1go 3 years ago
    We need the sophisticated language abilities of a footballist to explain this football game.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    Charlton was cack
    BinaryToast 3 years ago
    Fifa Pelé Edition exclusive for GameBoy Colour
    Rayza 3 years ago
    wasn't he seriously ill in hospital last week?
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Cool Pele hologram!
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    Fifa management sim?
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Pele has taken everything from us.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    no one takes my breasts away
    Jimez 3 years ago
    EA forked out for Pele?
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Really Pele? Really? I always did prefer Maradona.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    relax RELAX
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Pele the best ever player, scored more endorsement deals than any other player in history.
    Iain815 3 years ago
    I don't really follow football, is he really the greatest?
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Bobby Charlton would have something to say about that title
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Pete is announced to join Gamespot's stream after the conference. Maybe he is sitting there already.
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    On behalf of Martin Robinson, I'd like to say: fuck this shit. (Except for Unravel)
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    "Take our breasts away"?
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Pele: "I would like to express my sincere endorsement of (insert product here)"
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Another erectile dysfunction advert?
    gallow 3 years ago
    Money Laundering Simulator 2016
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Pele doing his rubbish jump celebration.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    FIFA 16: Pele edition confirmed
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    I can't imagine a great deal of overlap in the "people who are watching the E3 livestreams" and "people interested in the Minions game" Venn diagram
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Pele, aka the sell-out
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    NO MORE SPORTS!!!
    Iain815 3 years ago
    ...and in my bank account.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    We still need $celebrityname on stage!
    Euronymous 3 years ago
    FIFA!
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    *forced laugh* "I love that"
    tiagoalmeida1 3 years ago
    this is getting close to ubisoft mr. cafeine levels...
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    I hate myself for sitting through this crap.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Don't applaud that shit, FFS
    Cartho 3 years ago
    Don't worry Martin, we'll say the things you want to but can't!FUck. OFF. PHIL.
    WezH 3 years ago
    Embarrassing to be showing shite like this at E3!
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    *tentative applause*
    Jimez 3 years ago
    That was forced applause
    Rayza 3 years ago
    BOOOOOO
    BinaryToast 3 years ago
    if they don't show 30 minutes of battlefront gameplay I'm going to skin a minion
    dingo75 3 years ago
    And here is the micro-transactions UI
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    This game just stole the show.
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Throwing Stars
    vert1go 3 years ago
    REMEMBER WE'VE GOT BATTLEFRONT AND MIRRORS EDGE LATER!
    New_guy 3 years ago
    I'm so surprised and delighted
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    'or you could just pay for more coconuts'
    gallow 3 years ago
    How many progress meters will this game have?
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Don't worry Martin I'll do it for you. Fuck off EA
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    In the words of Shakespeare: Fuck off Phil.
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Fuck this minion tamagotchi right in his goggles
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Phil should commit seppuku as recompense.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    You'd be surprised how many people like to waste their time playing those f2p crapfests while at work.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Corporate dry characterless bullshit detected!
    tiagoalmeida1 3 years ago
    I wonder if the guy on stage feels bad for loosing his soul
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Lol'd Martin. No need for words. We know... we know.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    EA Mobile = Microtransactions out the wazooo
    Rayza 3 years ago
    Why would they do this? What planet are they on?
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    Only a new Dead Space can save this presentation now :)
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    hi Phil!
    MadJack1812 3 years ago
    I was so busy complaining about mobile games I burnt my toast. Still blaming EA.
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    Phil is EA and all those minions he's smashing to pieces were the studios they've ruined... God I'm bitter
    Cartho 3 years ago
    This is so pointless. NO ONE watching this conference gives a shit. Why bother?
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Is that the trailer for the upcoming Minions film?
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    None of this is the game
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    Jesus, nobody came here for this crap. Give us ME4.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk I went to EGX last year with a buddy who didn't blink at handing over £60 to GAME for the last Fifa game. I had to have a sit down and a cry.
    Maakuw 3 years ago
    Mobul
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Now if they'd done the hoopball and THEN revealed it had Darth Vader and lightsabers in it...
    New_guy 3 years ago
    People like these silly little things from that movie? Buy rights - Make a game - QUICK
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    CGI trailers for mobile games now. Amazing.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    EA is Phil. Ruining E3 for everyone.
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    I think they get E3 confused with their shareholder conferences.
    X201 3 years ago
    Not Rabbids, not Rabbids
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    and you shall be my fearsome minions AHAHAHA
    RunningWithScissors 3 years ago
    Guys quieten down a little I can't hear the mobile conference.
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    I think that's the loudest I've heard the crowd clap all night. All those EA shareholders dribbling at the IAPs these games are going to have?
    tiagoalmeida1 3 years ago
    star wars endless runner. called it!
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    hearthwarts?
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Hide your Bananas, it's Rolf.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    fat jamie oliver!
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Mobile
    kingpin3000 3 years ago
    "Let's talk about mobile."I think I was more excited the last time my bank manager said, "Let's talk about your overdraft."
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Unless you own Whatsapp let's not talk about movile
    Rayza 3 years ago
    I haven't
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    i cant wait to have transactions forced down my throat
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    And I thought I couldn't care less about sports games.....
    Iain815 3 years ago
    It's worse than mobile, it's fucking watches.I own an Android Smartwatch, but they aren't meant for this sort of silly shit.
    G-Lord 3 years ago
    SW card game. Wait for the SW MOBA announcement...
    harry_horse 3 years ago
    Sigh - its the year of CCG's
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    @Lunastra78 nice! And I thought my Darjeeling was pushing the boat out
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Has EA ever had an interesting conference?
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    Everyone wants that Hearthstone money.
    MadJack1812 3 years ago
    Fuuuuuuucck
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Martin is so into the conference and not just those lovely Battlefront reminders.
    Amateur_Viking 3 years ago
    facepalm: hearthwars
    underh1ll 3 years ago
    Everyone just started looking at their phones.
    tiagoalmeida1 3 years ago
    nobody cares
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    Corporate Exec: "Let's talk about mobile"Crowd and internet: "Let's not".Corporate Exec: "So, about mobile..."
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    400,000 years - also how long that sports roundup felt like it took.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    oh god they're still talking sports... make it stop
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    You know, I'm curious why these companies don't have shills here at the comments section @EG
    New_guy 3 years ago
    Is mow ball a new EA sport?
    gallow 3 years ago
    Shall I get the biscuits?
    Cartho 3 years ago
    "Good afternoon, lets talk about mobile"AAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD... I'm off for tea.
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    They should have called it hoop ball though, basket, to me, would suggest a closed bottom
    Rayza 3 years ago
    here come the mobile games, it's what we've all been waiting for
    G-Lord 3 years ago
    From sports to mobile - oh boy
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Let's not talk about mobile.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    As much as we are ragging on EA's constant bombardment of iterative sports games they must be selling.
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    Let's NOT talk about "mobul"
    MadJack1812 3 years ago
    Let's not talk about mobile
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    Making sports games seems like the most boring job in game development.
    New_guy 3 years ago
    mobal
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    it's mobul time
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Let's talk about mobile... :-(
    Cartho 3 years ago
    Fifa time please. I wanna up my swag even more.
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    No EA. Just no.
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    Hold up, where is FIFA, NFL and NBA, but no FIFA?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Let's not.
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    So the goal is to get the ball in the opponents hoop? Interesting
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    Is it better than Arch Rivals?
    unitdtimdom 3 years ago
    Looks impresive. Sadly that still doesnt make it an attrative sport for me :(
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    until we shut the servers down in a couple of years anyway
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    @fasterthanapigeon Chai Roiboos. Some kind of African tea it says. I usually drink coffee but I have to be up early.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    The longer you hold the button, the later the release.Didn't NBA Jam do that in the arcade at the end of the '80s?
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    @ThaHoopGawd
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    "Swag" is an insult to any language, even English.
    gallow 3 years ago
    Cup of tea made. Still sports?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    BATTLEFRONT REMINDER INCOMING, PLEASE REMAIN AWAKE FOR THE REMINDER.
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    British Bulldogs 1.2.3.
    Billybob21 3 years ago
    The amounts of innuendo in this guys speech is ridiculous.
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    Oh look, everything 2K already has
    New_guy 3 years ago
    Thats the shiniest wooden floor i've ever seen in a basketball game...
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    who cares about all that shit? Everyone just wants more of Unravel
    dingo75 3 years ago
    time to remind us of Battlefront coming up EA
    vert1go 3 years ago
    I think I might be asleep.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    All this tech and yet it's still Basketball.
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Haha those failed face scans look like Mass Effect Andromeda screens
    Cartho 3 years ago
    UP YOUR SWAG?UP YOUR SWAG???
    vert1go 3 years ago
    That was like Callie and Marie as filtered by corporate EA speak.
    Rayza 3 years ago
    He just said UP YOUR SWAG. Him. He said it.
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    WHERE ARE THE NETBALL AND ROUNDERS GAMES?!?!
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Introducing Hoopgawd: Yo Dawg you fat...hoopgawd won't be asked back
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    I hate EA sports games and have done since Sega Megadrive days, saying that, I really loved Basketball on Atari VCS2600 back in the 70's !!
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    'get out of here' - sounded suprisingly convincing.
    Bedders 3 years ago
    It's so good, you'll only find it in one sports game.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    I play games to escape my life. Why the hell would I want my face in the game?
    freaqie 3 years ago
    those failed scans were the best part of 2K's NBA game lol
    kingpin3000 3 years ago
    Who, and why?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 3 years ago
    Oh God get him off the stage.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    the who?
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    hah hah he made a joke
    unitdtimdom 3 years ago
    Akward!
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Hahahaha @Martin Robinson
    stephenc87 3 years ago
    I am gangster tripping.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Reddit will have a field day with that
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    God I don't need even uglier players
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    2k basketball looked better when I bought it in 2006
    Onagiro 3 years ago
    A lot of people still absolutely love sports games. In my experience often people really into sports who don't play games otherwise are really into them.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    oh dear, pretty cold reception from the audience
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    I'm glad I decided not to play that buzzword drinking game. I'd never make it to Battlefront.
    uglymash 3 years ago
    i buy fifa everyear and will continue to do so and even i cba to look at it.
    Cartho 3 years ago
    Forget these stupid American sports GIVE ME FIFA
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    face scanning, good. More monstrosities to give us a bit of a laugh
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Seriously, people, theres grass out there, get a football for 3 quid.
    Jimez 3 years ago
    If they listen to NBA fans, stop making games.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Oh NBA. Still not giving up EA? 2k has that sewn up.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    WHERE is $CELEBRITY? COME ON EA. We need $CELEBRITY here.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    I'm out. I even like Fifa, and I'm still out
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    EA sports games have more statistics and numbers than an accountancy exam.
    Bedders 3 years ago
    To be fair I'm actually quite excited about the extreme golf stuff. Reminds me of my granddad's "Impossible Golf!" Christmas calendars. Simpler and impressive pre-Photoshop times.
    Kysen 3 years ago
    why are they wasting time with this sports nonsense. its the same junk every year.
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Oh, NBA live. Skipped
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    2Unlimited - No Limits
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Arm pit hair growth over length of season
    Shreddedloops 3 years ago
    It's telling that they can jump between all the sports games within a few seconds
    Mazzle 3 years ago
    This is golf without limites, this is... EXTREME
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Nemesis: I loaded between holes onc... I mean, something else.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Not just one hot air balloon, but FOUR. FOUR!
    gallow 3 years ago
    Is the same Matt who used to be editor of Your Sinclair?
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    presumably we can cheat on our wives in this game?
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    @Nemesis made me spill me tea ye did
    dingo75 3 years ago
    At least show us some stuff of the women football thing in FIFA16
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    Ah... That just reminded me, there's a new Clap Hands Everybody's Golf on the way.... yay!
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    @fasterthanapigeon I'm not a tea drinker, I'm getting some irn bru
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Earl Grey shirley
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Remember kids, no load between holes.
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    if they say innovation enough will that make innovation happen?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    "Innovation."*Cuts to PGA*
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    green tea with lemon
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    I made my tea during PvZ. I feel like a right twat now.
    feistycheese 3 years ago
    @dogmanstarukYou have a strange masturbation ritual.
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Wondering if I should just watch Veep until Battlefront.
    Bedders 3 years ago
    I don't know how we'd keep up with coverage if it wasn't for the hockey-bomb.
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    oh, this one has teams. cool
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    I saw a beard!
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    So what tea's everyone making during the sports bit?
    uglymash 3 years ago
    piss break!
    Ukraider6 3 years ago
    Strong whiskey ?
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    with added stupid motivational speeches
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Ah the section for Cheapy D of CAG. He likes NHL games...
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    A cup of tea...brilliant idea!
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Still hoping for FIFA: Corruption.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    I think I'll need a stiff drink to erase this conference from my mind, Martin, thanks for offering.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    ea sports - snooze break
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    I wonder if anyone on earth has tuned into this to learn about the annual updates to the sports franchises
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Detailed
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Go team! Yay sports. Score a win you guys!
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    EA sports, or why you should buy the same game again for the 10th year in a row.
    gallow 3 years ago
    Time to make a cup of tea.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Yankee soccer
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    NOOOOO EA Sports NOOOOOO
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Think ill just go play the witcher 3 until 10..
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Can we go back to the Unravel guy please?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    I think we need a "celebrity" on stage. CELEBRITY PLEASE REPORT TO THE STAGE AT ONCE.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Blackhawks are gonna win the cup tonight.
    Genome 3 years ago
    I await the SPORTS SPORTSING comments from the regular dorks. :p
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    they've done this 20+ times, how is this so much worse than Bethesda's?
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Zomburbia? What?
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    FIFA - We Broke The Passing Mechanic Again
    vert1go 3 years ago
    (KING OF KONG DAMMIT)
    Cartho 3 years ago
    time for another insane segway
    vert1go 3 years ago
    @DrStrangelove Squids are better than cod.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    The Battlefield reminders need their own Brian Kuh King of King DK KILL SCREEN COMING UP image.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    EA sports is next, time to tune out
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    adults play CoD
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    This is so boring compared to bethesdas
    Iain815 3 years ago
    I like how they keep reminding people that Battlefield is coming. "You'll just have to shit through this shit!"
    unitdtimdom 3 years ago
    Is the first game fun? (I mean Garden Warfare)
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Fucking hell they are still going on about PvZ. I boiled the kettle and ate a slice of cake in that time. Move on EA!!!
    xRiska 3 years ago
    What is the t-minus on Battlefront?
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    @xRiska Shame if not, it looks great fun.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    'how fun does that look?!'audience: '.....'
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Looks fun. I was impressed by the showing of the original a couple years ago, although I still haven't played it...
    vert1go 3 years ago
    I stand humbly corrected Martin. You're a squid now.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Star Wars at 10!
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    didnt even say thanks and goodbye, what an ass
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Splatoon is fer babies mate
    A-bob-omb 3 years ago
    I have no idea why they need to be plants or zombies for this.
    WezH 3 years ago
    Loos lik Zombies will be op again!
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    Fuck the haters, I'd rather play this than Grimdark Shootbang 2015
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    I can imagine this being fun to play with kids.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    @Retro_ sorry I couldn't resist your t-up, it likely won't
    chaywa 3 years ago
    Titanfall: Kidz Edition!
    Qwentle 3 years ago
    MNC, is that you? You've changed.
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    @xRiska Just asking, id still like to know!
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    Its like a good episode of Power Rangers
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    Is this titanfall 2?
    uglymash 3 years ago
    like the strat from the mobile games, thought it would be a bit more thought than just shoot shoot shoot
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    GW2 looks lovely...but now I just want to play Unravel!
    vert1go 3 years ago
    PVZ fails in a post-Splatoon world.
    G-Lord 3 years ago
    superpower: suicide bombing
    Bedders 3 years ago
    If this was any crazier, I'd have to put my trousers on my head and call it a day.
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    I think its aimed at kids no?
    xRiska 3 years ago
    @Retro_ literally nobody cares
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    They're really pushing the crazy angle here.
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    Is PvZ2 coming to PS4?
    uglymash 3 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk i felt it was very shallow, bit flat
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Did he just say.. Zomburbia?
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    or Pre-record, rather. Ahhh hell.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    No we like original and fun twists on games on Wii U.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    It makes you realise why Nintendo re-record their stuff these days...
    Iain815 3 years ago
    "You'll clap when I tell you to!"
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Oh come on, are you trying to make me stop watching?
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Lots of non clapping... It's almost as if the room is full of investors rather than Videogame fans... :-|
    qnguyen222 3 years ago
    Đồng chí Q đâu lên đây chào anh coi
    Cartho 3 years ago
    From that Unravel trailer to Dangerzone and that dude in the suit coming on. I'm dying here
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    I got the first Garden Warfare in an Origin Humble Bundle. Still haven't played it.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    I'll go make a tea while they try and sell Plants vs Zombie again.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    Euronymous doesn't approve?
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    That was cringe inducing
    MikkyX 3 years ago
    From Unravel to PvZ. I can see the link there.
    kingpin3000 3 years ago
    err... ok?
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    I see the free bar has kicked in again
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    that was very awkward
    uglymash 3 years ago
    ... wow that flopped
    xRiska 3 years ago
    *picardpalm*
    Rayza 3 years ago
    MEGALOLZ
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    For me, that was the best thing I've seen today!
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    What the actual fuck?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    LOOK AT OUR CORPORATE WACKINESS! WE'RE MAAAD BONKERS!
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    piss break time.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Crowd "..."
    Cartho 3 years ago
    ROFLMAO And now for something completely different
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    What. The. Fuck.
    RunningWithScissors 3 years ago
    RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZOOOOOOONE!!!!
    Genome 3 years ago
    And in "WEIRDEST FUCKING SEGWAY" ever, EA is now doing this.
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Im liking that
    Euronymous 3 years ago
    ...
    gallow 3 years ago
    It does look very nice and very un EA.
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    for fuck's sake
    stephenc87 3 years ago
    DANGERZONE MUDDAFUCKAS
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    NOT AGAIN, COME ON
    vert1go 3 years ago
    ...
    A-bob-omb 3 years ago
    HAHAHAHA WTF?!
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    Finally something that impresses me after the ME, NfS and Star Wars tosh
    Iain815 3 years ago
    The fuck.
    X201 3 years ago
    What the...
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Just Dance
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    Not what you'd expect to see from EA, I wonder how he got them to run with this?Hope it doesn't have IAPs up the ass...
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    This is actually the most interesting new game I've seen so far this E3.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    PARTY STARTED
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    Music is like an Apple ad
    Rayza 3 years ago
    brilliant
    Cartho 3 years ago
    I'd love it if this was a HUGELY elaborate troll and the next thing we see a group of Delta Force soldiers loading M16's and ziplining out of a helicopter.
    pomi 3 years ago
    Lovely looking game.
    FogHeart 3 years ago
    This looks wonderful.
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Does look lovely though.
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    This guy seems really genuine at least... Can't say that for the EA execs
    Rob_Nomad 3 years ago
    i really like this :)
    Jimez 3 years ago
    Looks interesting
    G-Lord 3 years ago
    simply gorgeous
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Two cutesy yarn based platformers... one by Nintendo, one by EA. Tough choice.
    uglymash 3 years ago
    this looks cool, cept for the dead pan uncanney valley yarny
    X201 3 years ago
    At least they're trying something new, rather than yet more franchise milking
    Rayza 3 years ago
    this looks great
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    It's very pretty I'll give them that.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    well it looks not bad
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    looks fantastic
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Music is good at least
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Needs a dog but looking interesting at least.
    RunningWithScissors 3 years ago
    You know what, yeah he's nervous but I'm not surprised. Actually makes me like him though.The game looks fantastic
    mrjoker129 3 years ago
    This shows how passionate he is about the game.
    feistycheese 3 years ago
    I actually really like the look of this.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Yeah fair play to him. If Kate Upton offered me handjob I'd still not get up there and talk to ... oh who am I kidding?
    Rayza 3 years ago
    ZOMG DAT GUINEA PIG
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Does it die at the end when the yarn runs out?
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    lol glad he's relieved now
    gallow 3 years ago
    Whats he talking about. It brings tears of joy to my eyes when my wife goes away for a weekend or week with the kids and leaves me in peace.
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    I'd be shiteing myself too so I'm not gonna take the piss out of the poor guy.
    underh1ll 3 years ago
    Do you get the feeling it's his best friend?
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Is there some sort of fine if these guys don't use up their full allotment of time? So many words, so little said.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Someone give this man a hug for the love of God!
    the_sas_man 3 years ago
    #rolfharris
    A-bob-omb 3 years ago
    What in good gravy is going on? Have we cut to feed of a self-help group?
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Sympathy claps
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Share it already then.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    He should picture everyone in their underwear
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    I just want to pat him on the shoulder and say 'it's ok, you're doing ok'
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Reminds me of Driveclub den during E3 reveal back then
    unitdtimdom 3 years ago
    This is nice! At least something different!
    Cartho 3 years ago
    This guy is.... Odd. Also almost hysterically nervous
    Rayza 3 years ago
    Lay off the Monster bro
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    He's so bloody nervous
    vert1go 3 years ago
    There's nervous and then there's Driveclub Guy terrifying...
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Takes some courage to get up on that stage, I'd be shaking like a shitting dog.
    Rose-of-Sorrow 3 years ago
    Haha, this guy! Bless him!
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    lol that poor guy really is nervous
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    he is super nervous....
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    is that some voodoo tats
    xRiska 3 years ago
    I think people get arrested for that, Martin
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    This is getting weird.
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    This game seem tailor made for another conference
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    oh god, he is shaking so badly
    vert1go 3 years ago
    This guy is almost crying.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    I like this guy!
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Oh god
    feistycheese 3 years ago
    An EA game with heart? Don't try and pull the wool over my eyes!
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Why not show a trailer instead of talking. Jesus Christ, what is this shit?
    X201 3 years ago
    Vib Ribbon meets LBP
    Rayza 3 years ago
    Thief! Give Yoshi back his yarn!
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    I think that games are really powerful things... Jesus just quite that tosh everyone
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Not judging but this guy is not in the same league as the two previous dreamboats.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    3rd Swede. Match 3 completed.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    The fuck is on his hand
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Dead silence
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    swEAden
    X201 3 years ago
    That's my t-shirt
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    NotEpicYarnNotEpicYarn.
    Iain815 3 years ago
    Stop talking. Games. GET ON WITH THE GAMES.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Another yarn platformer?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Look at that prerendering! LOOK AT IT!
    xRiska 3 years ago
    SO it's EA does littlebigplanet
    tiagoalmeida1 3 years ago
    wow, these EA executives really do look like snakes.
    Retro_ 3 years ago
    Words are boring.
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    "Unlike anything else you'll see" must be an original IP
    gallow 3 years ago
    Those are some tight trousers.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    More CGI trailers please! - nobody.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    This unlikeable suit...
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Less talk, more games.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    players first = milk them for cash first with microtransactions galore.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Guys stay with us! Battlefront coming! For sure!
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    It's not really f2p .. it's an odd way of doing f2p because if you want the full fat experience you still need to sub.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    fresh and new?EA?hah
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Another PLEASE REMEMBER BATTLEFRONT IS STILL COMING
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    or not?!
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    The mojo force of dojo
    vert1go 3 years ago
    DON'T RUN WITH LIGHTSABERS KIDS.
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Isn't that thing f2p anyways? So why should people pay for an expansion?
    Gojiratron 3 years ago
    They'll have someone's eye out.
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    I shouldn't have watched Bethesda's conference today. Set the bar too high dammit
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    star wars: the battle of the shaolin monks
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    I loved OR while I was playing it but they just didn't do enough to hold my attention and the player base tanked.Now it's that odd subscriber/f2p I just can't go back.
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    EA, just give up on this thing. Stop throwing good money after bad.
    Rayza 3 years ago
    How about you stick your MMO up your candy ass you jabroni
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    I'm going on a limb and saying the one in black is going to be dark side. NEVER DRESS YOUR KIDS IN BLACK!
    Iain815 3 years ago
    CAREFUL WITH THAT THING fer fucks sake
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Hairs to an umpire
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Just make KOTOR3 already, jeez.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    "Free to all of our subscribers"*dead silence*
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Oh snap they went double subtitle
    NewbieZilla 3 years ago
    Expansion? It's still an MMO and I'll still pass.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    is anyone still playing the old republic?
    Cimeas 3 years ago
    expansion martin
    Iain815 3 years ago
    I've got the Need, the Need for Slidy, Slippy car.
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Bioware style story... choices matterReally?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Back to the roots! ./drink
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    i'm still stuck at the same battle in old republic - fuck you ea
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Did someone say "meh"?Yes. Me just now. Out loud. Watching the new need for speed trailer.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    That was a bloody big lightsaber hilt.
    jetsetwillie 3 years ago
    looks dam fun
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    No we won't be in touch
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    uglymash 3 years ago
    @mcgarnicle ah burnout... i would go sick for a new one
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    TORTANIC TIME
    xRiska 3 years ago
    "Hello young people, can I race cars with you fellows?" - all I hear
    G-Lord 3 years ago
    NfS and Guitar Hero Live - FMV is back :p.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Needs more constant EXTREME! DRIVING! SKID! TURNED CORNER! BRAKED WELL! rewards onscreen.
    Rayza 3 years ago
    DAT CAMERA DOE
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    I suspect this would make my gf horrendously motion sick.
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    This makes me want to play Burnout 2.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    I quite liked Tokyo Drift /hangs head in shame
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    No pedestrians on these streets?
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    we twitter now
    uglymash 3 years ago
    i wonder if it will have split screen co op racing?
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    I mean, yeah it looks great but fucking hell I'd have to play it on permanent mute.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    "yo guys", who stole my backwards baseball cap?
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Its a.. DRIVING GAME
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    that slide camera, dunno if i can get used to that
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    At least we know where Jesse Pinkman and his mates went after BB.
    X201 3 years ago
    oooh, shiny
    vert1go 3 years ago
    We now return you to GTA V FOR SPEED.
    stephenc87 3 years ago
    OFF THE HOOK!!
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Did they go BORDERLINE INSANE?
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    God please make it go away
    DakeyrasUK 3 years ago
    After playing project cars I have no interest in these stylized hollow racers...
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Does this have TOTALLY CORRECT MATERIAL PARAMETERS?
    Cimeas 3 years ago
    FMV HOLY SHIT!
    IOnlyUseSkill 3 years ago
    Bored already. Bethesda set the standard for these publisher conferences.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    "He'll come" are you sure this isn't about sex? Need for Speed: Dogging
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    whoa that is so cooool. not.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    real-time beard growth?
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    In a Duncan Bannatyne stylee .... I'm out.
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    Ill earn the respect and recogniton I deserve? FINALLY
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    FMV? Between this and GH, are we returning to the 90s?
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    need for speed: redneck edition
    Lunastra78 3 years ago
    Only the good car games die young, NFS seems to live forever
    vert1go 3 years ago
    That guy looks convincing for pre alpha footage! SOLD!
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Lol they already tell us what is coming next so we stay tuned whole that guy is still talking...
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    I sense a very dreary E3 show
    xRiska 3 years ago
    :(
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    I'm calling 75% metacritic
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    When did Bruno get a job at EA?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Sony own the patent on car sex games there.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    xRiska no this isn't Driveclub and he isn't Driveclubguy.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    They should have had the premiere in a McDonald's car park.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    why are so many racing games open world?
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    "Is it real?" That's what they said about Battlefield 3...
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    My nephew would love this. He plays GTA and goes to car meets. What's wrong with just shooting people in the face? Kids today.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    These presenters are clearly living up to the dreams of Callie and Marie. Staaaay fresh!
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    They say that, then show cgi.
    xRiska 3 years ago
    Can I sex it?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Enough of cars EA, this is the year of dogs in gaming! Didn't you get the memo?
    uglymash 3 years ago
    why no love for gameplay vids..
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    'definitive'
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    "inspired by other NFS games"... that's really innovative.
    Ukraider6 3 years ago
    I wish they would bring Burnout back ;)
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    next.
    A-bob-omb 3 years ago
    All that bluster and no gameplay footage.
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    Need for Speed -_-
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Guyliner
    ShayenRoyen 3 years ago
    No Need for another Need for Speed
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    Why are there people in my racing game?
    Duffking 3 years ago
    "As someone who loves cows I can tell you this next game is stunning!"...oh
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    NFS: B&Q car park after closing
    underh1ll 3 years ago
    youtube stream 1080p60 - so much better than the twitch stream earlier
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    @Pulsar_t - I know, that's why I'm purely watching the conferences on it and none of the analysis
    fasterthanapigeon 3 years ago
    Is he wearing eyeliner?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    I sense CGI coming...
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Did somebody say "box kites"...No
    Nephirion 3 years ago
    twitch hamster is dying?
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    players first from ea? lol
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    So...Visceral's Star Wars game too?
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Let's just talk about SW:BF DLC already.
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    please don't give us any more games that are barely at the concept stage
    vert1go 3 years ago
    America is clearly in attendance already.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    all I can think of is Gob from arrested development in his $4000 suit, comeon!
    Euronymous 3 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk It's a trendy suit, eh?
    DrStrangelove 3 years ago
    so that was all about Mass Effect?
    dingo75 3 years ago
    Jesus not enough games to fill an hour EA? Stop babbling and show us the goods.
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    How would you not have an exclusive first look of a game they own?
    unitdtimdom 3 years ago
    Where's his belt? ;)
    uglymash 3 years ago
    this is how we play " speaking but not saying alot"
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    Youtube's "pundits" are paid cunts.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Martin please stop spying on m... uh, nevermind. Nothing.
    Supra_Hans 3 years ago
    youtubes streams are ok
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    He didn't get that suit from Burtons.
    A-bob-omb 3 years ago
    "You could cut your fingers on the lines on Andrew Wilson's suit."And his hair.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    @samharper Fifa 16...Written and directed by Hideo Kojima
    stephenc87 3 years ago
    *cut to youth in a hoody*
    vert1go 3 years ago
    A wild motivational speaker type has appeared!
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    2016? fuck that.
    Pulsar_t 3 years ago
    I think I know why ADHD is on the rise!
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Whoa, that's a very shiny suit!
    raheell9 3 years ago
    Dat intro to Mass Effect. Amazing.
    mouseymouse 3 years ago
    oo, some ass effect
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Come on Peter Moore, show us how Fresh you are.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Looks very Mass Effect
    samharper 3 years ago
    EA announce they've snapped up Hideo Kojima, the whole world feels incredibly confused
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    christ, twitch is shit
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    Pretty sure they confirmed a trailer for FIFA 16
    vert1go 3 years ago
    The drunk Bandai Namco conference is still the overall winner of funniest thing ever.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Oh jeez I had to look up the Konami conference from 2010 didn't I? Yeah, I'm never watching all that. It's got car crash written all over it.
    mcgarnicle 3 years ago
    Please show ME4 first so I can tune out ASAP.
    Nephirion 3 years ago
    Fifa 16?
    dingo75 3 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk likewise. I took off tomorrow so I can watch all incl. Sony. :)
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    @toaster05 i still have my gears 3 epic edition - god knows why
    kingpin3000 3 years ago
    The problem with hiring comedians for these events is they need a subject matter to make comedy out of. What else can they do apart from take the piss out of games.
    AmicableWalrus 3 years ago
    Konami 2010. So uncomfortable. Go watch the highlights real quick before this starts if you don't remember.
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    Which one had Mr. Caffeine? That has to be well up there.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    @prometheusnx Yep it was a masterclass at making an idiot hand over money for old rope. Want to know the best bit? I've never even opened up the box with the statue thing in it.
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    I dunno, Ravi drumming at the 2008 E3 was pretty bloody awful as things go.
    kingpin3000 3 years ago
    I finished work at 8pm. Start tomorrow at 7am. Not sure where I'm going to find sleep between then.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Best worst conference ever was the Capcom one from a few years back. Anyone that sat through that deserves a medal.
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    @toaster05 they saw you coming....ouch
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Please don't mention Old Republic. I'm still sore after dropping 150 quid on the collectors edition and then seeing it on GAME six months later for £50
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Isn't middle class pizza just ordinary pizza but eaten with a knife and fork?Spicy on the way in, spicier on the way out!
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Go on then Martin. What kind of pizza? You lot are eating pizza with a BBQ base then you are dead to me.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    @vert1go I might do the same. My Inkling boy arrived today from the good ol US of A! Yeeeeeehawwwww! (Amazon over there wasn't trying to shaft it's customers)
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    Just give us Mass Effect so we can move on.
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    It's already live, bizarrely enough. Can anybody see Oli?
    G-Lord 3 years ago
    No filler please, I'm a bit tired after getting up at 3am...
    vert1go 3 years ago
    Wait... Callie... Marie...Callie... Christian...Marie... Martin...#OHGOD #CONSPIRACY?
    vert1go 3 years ago
    E3 Clothing Watch, sponsored by Callie and Marie.
    vert1go 3 years ago
    And WHAT WILL PETER MOORE BE WEARING? Will he remaster the grey suit from earlier? Will he... STAAAAY FRESH?
    blarty 3 years ago
    Low Hanging Fruit: Dragon Age Inquisition on Early Access as part of the Bioware bit
    vert1go 3 years ago
    SO EXCITED!What> No not because of this, I'm starting the Inkling Boy Amiibo challenges in Splatoon while waiting.
    Xevro 3 years ago
    EA's stage is small and kinda ugly..
    Nemesis 3 years ago
    Mass Effect Trilogy I'd be pretty happy with
    prometheusnx 3 years ago
    The only thing I can think of from EA *spits/coughs* that I want to see is Mass Effect 4.
    alevan 3 years ago
    Just show us a good SW: Battlefront pls!
    snafu65 3 years ago
    Woops, wrong thread. Ignore my last comment, I though I was in the MS show one. Doh!
    snafu65 3 years ago
    I was hoping to see something of Playdead's Inside during the Indie segment. That game's disappeared off the radar!
    Pythonidae 3 years ago
    I'm just here for FIFA.
    Toaster05 3 years ago
    Same as that. Just here for Mirror's Edge. Battlefront kinda shot itself in the foot for me with all the pre-order DLCathon shit they got going on.
    Sammoore 3 years ago
    Mass effect, Mirrors Edge, Sports, Titanfall-it's basically 2014 again. Anything we can expect that wasn't here last year?
    Xevro 3 years ago
    I just want to see Mirror's edge
    freaqie 3 years ago
    Mass effect maybe?