Children are kind of useful, giving people who no longer fancy going to the pub very often something to fill their time with instead. They also ensure the continuation of the human race solely by existing, which is pretty impressive when you think about it. Apologies to any parents reading this by the way, I really am trying my best.

Unfortunately, as great as real living children are, video children aren't quite so wonderful: most of them are more unnerving than a long weekend at David Lynch's house. Aoife is officially the hardest to scare out of the video team, so she agreed to take a look at gaming's most terrifying toddlers.

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Johnny Chiodini

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Johnny is one quarter of the Eurogamer video team - specifically the part that looks like it comes from East London. He loves pen and paper role playing games, his dog Watson, and pretty much any video game with a bit of grimdark to it. You are almost certainly pronouncing his surname incorrectly.

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