I am Bread rises on Steam Early Access this week

Care to make a toast?  

Surgeon Simulator developer Bossa Studios' upcoming bread simulator, I am Bread, is coming fresh to Steam Early Access on Wednesday, 3rd December, where it will cost £6.99.

I am Bread follows in the clumsy footsteps of QWOP wherein you control each corner a sentient slice of bread on a quest to get toasted.

A new trailer shows the trials and tribulations of our doughy hero looking to get a tan. It looks like it will have a Shadow of the Colossus-esque climbing mechanic while an edibility meter dictates its value to mankind. Does it look like your jam?

Not a piece of cake.

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