Greetings Eurogamers. Hopefully you are adjusting reasonably well in this, the first day of the post-Bramwell era. In many ways, Tom is like Batman, don't you think? I mean, he despises criminals, he has that brown hair, just like Batman has, and he has vowed never to take a life.
Not only is that the basis of a fantastically clumsy segue, it is also factually incorrect if the Batman: Arkham games are anything to go by. Here are five unfortunate goons who are definitely DOA after Bats worked them over.
Talking of abrupt ends (much better segue), here are six games that have a sneaky shortcut ending hidden away in them, for those players who find that whole actually-playing-the-game thing too much of a faff.
Finally this week, Show of the Week tackles the challenge of getting Dragon Age: Inquisition characters to jump into bed with you. Something that is, let's be honest, higher on most players' list of priorities than saving the world from green sky-holes. It turns out it is quite easy - you can deliver nearly any chat-up line, no matter how insipid or cringeworthy, and chances are they will respond positively.
That's your lot from Outside Xbox for another week but we hope to see you over at our YouTube channel where there's much more of this sort of thing. Farewell to you and also farewell to Tom, who has been a great friend to OX.