Hello ewe! Goat Simulator is an actual, real thing that's coming out, fittingly enough, on April Fool's Day (that'd be tomorrow, fool), and a damn fine thing is too. Dan Whitehead had a proper look for us earlier on to see what he could goat-se, and it turns out there's more to Coffee Stain Studio's quick-fire effort than a throwaway joke. Although only slightly more.
Ian Higton's going to be livestreaming Goat Simulator from 5pm BST (BST!), and doing his best to fire through all the goat puns that I haven't shamelessly stolen from him for this story. Ram bam thank you mam! (Sorry Ian).