Well, we now know we're not getting Fallout 4, but there's plenty more to get excited about at this year's Spike TV awards show - now snappily rebranded VGX.

So far we've been told to expect news on Titanfall, The Witcher 3, Quantum Break, The Division and Broken Age, along with an appearance from Nintendo's Reggie Fils-Aime, and a live performance of music from Grand Theft Auto 5. (Presumably not just Rihanna and Britney on repeat, which was my soundtrack to Rockstar's open-world opus.)

Tom Bramwell will be your host on this end as we all watch along to the live stream below, so get some coffee ready and prepare yourself for three hours (yes) of announcements, awards and hopefully not many skits. It all starts at 11pm GMT, which is 3pm PT or 6pm ET if you drive your Dodge Chevy GT Viper on the wrong side of the road.

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18:03

Evening all! VGX kicks off in five hours' time, so our proper updates will start shortly before then. Let's have your predictions/hopes/dreams/ideas for drinking games in the meantime.

20:17

Oops! Leaked details of some of this evening's announcements have made it out after the stream reportedly started broadcasting rehearsals. I say reportedly because I was busy having my tea at the time. Anyway, if you want to preserve the mystery, don't read this thread on NeoGAF.

22:36

Right then, time to settle down and prepare ourselves for three hours (over three hours if you count the "pre-play show", which begins in 10 minutes) of awards, announcements and trailers.

22:37

According to the VGX website, the pre-play show will include an exclusive look at Eidos Montreal's Thief, which I went to see earlier this year. At the time the team were very open about its troubled development. Then their studio head quit. Yikes. Will be nice to get an update.

22:39

After the pre-play, "hour one" includes a few unveilings, a Tomb Raider update, a bit of Reggie, a bit of Quantum Break, and even a couple of awards.

22:40

Hour two will be South Park, Destiny, Broken Age and a bunch of other stuff. Hour three brings us Dying Light, more Thief, some more announcements and that GTA5 music performance.

22:44

The live stream is currently showing the VGX logo in the middle of a Sauron-like eye that keeps looking around the screen. I'm going to try staring it down.

22:45

OK LET'S DO THIS.

22:46

This is the pre-play show bit. They're at the Eidos Montreal office talking to Stephane Roy about developing the game. I interviewed him there - I can confirm he is a nice man and very passionate.

22:47

So far they're going over the stuff we already know about Thief. The way they keep Garrett's hands in shot to add to the sense of tactility, the play on light and shadow, etc.

22:48

They're talking about how shadows work in Thief. "If you're in the shadow, the player should feel powerful." They're demoing the light gem - the icon on-screen that shows you how covered you are.

22:49

Stephane Roy's talking up the different play styles. Lure people into the shadows and club them with your blackjack, take them out with arrows from afar, or just ghost your way through the whole game.

22:50

There was a bit about the Focus ability there too, which heightens the player's senses. (And in the game etc.)

22:51

Steven Gallagher from Eidos Montreal is now talking about the story in Thief. He looks extremely bored though and I found this so distracting I didn't really take in what he said.

22:51

I remember there's a baron though and oppression and that sort of thing. You're thrown into this setting, steal stuff and get up to high jinks.

22:52

Back with Stephane Roy, talking about a mission where you have to steal a blueprint from an architect's mission, which will give you access to another part of the city.

22:53

Ah yes, I remember - the three phases of Thief. Infiltration, theft and escape. They were very big on this when I was over there. The video showed how you could escape by firing a rope arrow up through a skylight.

22:53

The game will also be heavily customisable in terms of its difficulty settings, so if you want to be severely punished for the slightest indiscretion, Eidos Montreal has you covered, you miserable sod.

22:54

Ooh, here's a bit about the in-game shop. You can buy stuff in it with the gold you pick up while stealing things am I really typing this out I'll stop.

22:57

Stephane's been talking about the City hub, where Garrett can explore and retreat to his safehouse. Now Steven Gallagher's talking about some of the people you meet in the game, including the mysterious Queen of Beggars and the Thieftaker General. Sounds like you'll pick up the scent of people and loot by listening out for info in the pub and so on.

22:59

Stephane has some exclusive info on the companion app for Thief. The app will show your personal stats and info you've collected in-game once you're playing it, providing news, trailers and so on in the months beforehand. The game's out Feb 25th North America, Feb 28th worldwide.

23:00

There's also going to be some pre-order bonus content, including a mission called the Bank Heist.

23:00

Right, pre-play over. Here's the VGX show itself.

23:00

"Binge till you bleed" apparently.

23:01

Here's Joel McHale (Jeff Winger from Community, so I'll give him an easy ride) and Geoff Keighley (hmm, no idea) to introduce it all.

23:02

Great banter already. Joel just pointed out Geoff is wearing loads of clothes. Joel will not stop looking directly into the camera.

23:03

Joel appears to have been given the lion's share of the script. Geoff is nodding along.

23:03

"If you don't see a game at VGX, it's because, like the female orgasm, it doesn't exist." Actually, I might not give Joel an easy ride after all...

23:04

Right, first world premiere.

23:04

Telltale Games.

23:05

And Gearbox Software, apparently.

23:05

This is giving me a Borderlands 2 kinda vibe.

23:05

Tales from the Borderlands: A Telltale Games episodic series. Coming 2014.

23:06

That was that then.

23:07

Oh man, here's Joel and Geoff interviewing Randy Pitchford from Gearbox and Kevin Bruner from Telltale. Joel has already insulted the set and done a set-up that demonstrates there's no live audience.

23:07

Apparently Pitchford and Bruner met at the VGAs last year. Pitchford says that Pandora is a rich place and when Telltale said they wanted to do something with it, Gearbox was only too happy to let them have "the keys to the kingdom".

23:08

There will be lots of familiar characters from the Borderlands world, says Bruner.

23:09

Keighley asks if you'll be able to shoot people and Bruner says yes, but not in the same way as Borderlands. "Will it be available on Atari?" asks Joel McHale, who looks positively angry at this point.

23:09

Pitchford says that the story in Borderlands is pretty much bobbins (I'm paraphrasing) but Telltale has storytelling pedigree that suggests they will fill it out nicely.

23:10

Joel McHale does another joke. Pitchford responds politely. Keighley asks how the collaboration works. Pitchford says they give Telltale stuff, Telltale does stuff, then they meet up and go over it.

23:11

Pitchford is getting pissed off with Joel McHale. "You have no idea what we're talking about."

23:11

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

23:12

Another monologue from McHale. Blah blah adult diaper cheetos etc. (Not Doritos?) Here's a Smosh skit.

23:14

OK, that's over now.

23:15

Right, here's a trailer for something to do with Tomb Raider.

23:15

Shots of Lara walking around jungles and caves, being shot at, ziplining, etc.

23:15

"REBUILT. REMADE. REBORN. FOR THE NEXT GENERATION."

23:15

"LARA CROFT WILL STUN YOU."

23:16

Right, so this is something called Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition.

23:17

So they're bringing it out on next-gen. Scot Amos and Camilla Luddington, who plays Lara Croft, are on the couch with Joel and Geoff to talk about it. Apparently the big thing next-gen brings us is upgraded hair.

23:18

And yes, Joel McHale did say "Laura Croft", which is a shame. Don't worry, though, you'll soon be able to replace that memory with another one of his adult diaper jokes.

23:19

OK, it's coming in January on next-gen, I think Keighley just said.

23:19

Amos says it'll be 1080p and "everything will look better".

23:20

Now we're getting questions from Twitter. Will the next-gen version have a 3D option like the PC version? No, says Amos, not for the, er, Definitive Edition.

23:22

Sorry for the delay in messages - I couldn't find the right words to capture the awkwardness of Joel McHale talking to Camilla Luddington.

23:23

Now they're showing a little video where Lara thanks everyone for nominating her for Character of the Year.

23:23

But... for some reason we're doing Best Action-Adventure Game first. Nominees are Grand Theft Auto 5...

23:24

As well as Tomb Raider, Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag and The Last of Us.

23:24

And the winner is Assassin's Creed 4.

23:24

Geoff Keighley sends us over to Edward Kenway and his crew for the acceptance.

23:25

They've made a jokey little cut-scene where they all talk about the fact they've won the award. I will take that over any more Joel McHale.

23:25

Right, here's Reggie Fils-Aime!

23:26

They're going to do a little demo of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze by Retro Studio.

23:27

But first they're going to stand awkwardly in this weird loft space doing banter.

23:27

Ah here we go. Donkey and Cranky Kong are on screen bouncing around. It's a beautiful-looking game if you ask me. Some nice parallax scrolling, iOS 7 fans.

23:28

Cranky can use his cane like a pogo stick to bounce around spike traps, whereas other characters would take damage. At the moment Cranky and Donkey are ascending platforms. Apparently this is co-op.

23:28

dogmanstaruk says:

This guy sounds nervous

I'd be nervous too if I was standing that close to Joel McHale's sense of humour.

23:29

OK, so for co-op Cranky can leap on Donkey back. You unlock that ability when you fill up a special meter.

23:30

DKC: Tropical Freeze is out in the US on Feb 21st, says Reggie. "We've got this coming, we've got Kart coming, we've got Smash coming - it's going to be a really good year for us."

23:30

Reggie dodges a question about Metroid.

23:32

Here's another level. Lots of creepers and vines. "It's meant to feel as though the environment is alive and it's trying to get you," says the developer demoing the game. We get to see Cranky kill an angry plant with his cane - some enemies will only fall to him.

23:32

There are different planes at work, I think - the barrels fire the characters into and out of the screen a little, which is a nice little effect.

23:33

Joel McHale asks Reggie what he thinks of PS4 and Xbox One. He says they had a fantastic launch and new systems are good for the industry.

23:33

"For us, what we look to do is bring great new games, innovative gameplay... As long as we do that, we're going to drive our hardware business."

23:35

Reggie says Super Mario 3D World is selling well in the US and talks up the press coverage of Wii U that says it's the best next-gen system to buy this Christmas.

23:35

Now we're seeing a bunch of Reggie meme images. What does Reggie think of these? "It's fantastic." Fantastic.

23:36

Joel McHale seems to have wandered off.

23:37

Ah, he's back at the sofa reading out tweets.

23:38

I'm warming to Joel McHale. The gif joke wasn't that bad.

23:39

Oh, another award. Best Sports Game.

23:39

Nominees: the sports games.

23:39

MrWonderstuff says:

Gif joke was old and crap Tom.

SO'S YOUR MUM

23:40

Winner: NBA 2K14.

23:41

Apparently Matt Stone and Trey Parker will be here soon to present Game of the Year. In the meantime, here's a look at Quantum Break gameplay on Xbox One.

23:42

Sam Lame from Remedy's talking us through it. We're seeing some of the bits we saw at the Xbox One reveal, like the tanker crashing into the bridge.

23:42

Apparently a science experiment at a university goes wrong and manifests as time anomalies where time freezes and skips backwards and forwards. "The end of time is coming."

23:43

The main characters gain the ability to manipulate time after being exposed to this botched experiment.

23:43

Looks like a cover shooter with weird time effects creating unpredictable and dynamic elements in the environment.

23:44

It'll be the "ultimate Remedy experience", combining the best of Max Payne and Alan Wake, says Lake.

23:44

Geoff and Joel are back on the sofa with a couple of guys from Remedy.

23:45

How is this going to feel next-gen? Oskari Hakkinen mentions the stutters - "where time stutters and fails and violently skips backwards and forwards".

23:46

They can rewind and fast-forward every object in the environment, which Hakkinen reckons is pretty damn next-gen thank you very much.

23:47

Does the game link to Alan Wake at all? Hakkinen suggests there will be little nods, as there were from Alan Wake back to Max Payne.

23:47

"We have a launch date in mind but we're not communicating it right now."

23:48

Twitter question - will the game be more Heavy Rain style than standard gameplay? Hakkinen says it will be much more of an action game. They want to push in-game storytelling, but they want to do it in an action game with big effects and spectacle.

23:49

Another from Twitter - how does the TV show tie in? It does it at "junction moments" where you can play as the main bad guy, says Hakkinen. The bad guy can see glimpses of the future - different time lines - and you choose the way forward.

23:50

Apparently Remedy is working on another project as well.

23:50

It's a smaller one, says Johannes Paloheimo, the other Remedy guy on the couch. It's a tablet game called Agents of Storm (I think). He's zooming around an island of some sort.

23:51

Your mission is to build your base, build up a fleet and then go to war.

23:51

There's a sort of overworld map where you can choose destinations (by the look of it) and now we're seeing Johannes dragging and dropping his fleet into attack patterns, coming up against fortified islands.

23:52

Here's another nomination for Character of the Year, which you can vote for on the VGX website. It's the Lutece Twins!

23:52

A shoo-in, surely.

23:53

Are there seriously no ad breaks in this three-hour advert? I really need the loo.

23:54

53 minutes gone and we're into hour two, apparently! I like the sound of that. I can be asleep by 2.40 at this rate.

23:54

1.40! I can't even count!

23:56

Right, here's South Park: The Stick of Truth.

23:57

I've been looking forward to this game. Obsidian making an ARPG that looks and feels and sounds exactly like an episode of South Park could be fun.

23:57

And, er, the video shows Cartman tutoring the player in how to use a fart attack by wiggling the analogue sticks.

23:58

Also got a quick montage of snaps from the game. Now we're on to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

23:58

"Welcome to the future of award shows," says Stone or Parker (I don't know which is which), gesturing to the empty loft. "Movies are done. Video games are the future."

00:00

They're introducing the nominees for Game of the Year. They are Tomb Raider, BioShock Infinite, Super Mario 3D World, The Last of Us and Grand Theft Auto 5.

00:00

I've played all of those and the correct answer is "Super Mario 3D World".

00:00

WRONG

00:00

The winner is Grand Theft Auto 5.

00:01

Here are some people from Rockstar, who have just said thank you while looking a bit awkward. The crew all clap.

00:01

As someone in the comments said, this really needed at least some semblance of a studio audience.

00:02

Naiee and Nyaa from Brothers are the next nominees for Character of the Year.

00:02

Aha, here's a Mega64 skit. I'm going to the loo.

00:04

Did I miss anything?

00:05

Here comes some never-before-seen footage of Destiny.

00:05

Robots! Dropships! Hover things! Walls! Doors! Guns!

00:06

I still don't really understand what Destiny is. This trailer is pretty but it isn't helping.

00:07

Does look very nice though. Lots of cool RPG and shooter elements, good music. Fancy.

00:07

Now we're getting a five-minute film about the Donkey Kong rivalry between Hank Chien and Vincent Lemay.

00:08

Hank Chien is a plastic surgeon. He's the Donkey Kong world champion.

00:08

Vincent Lemay is a bodybuilder and third-best in the world at Donkey Kong.

00:09

They are at a Donkey Kong competition. They both want to win. They want to beat each other.

00:12

Hank won. Vincent came 10th.

00:12

Back in the loft.

00:13

Tim Schafer's joined Geoff and Joel to talk Broken Age.

00:15

We're getting a demo. Man, they really have made a classic adventure game! Picking phrases from lists, walking between clickable objects... It's all there.

00:16

The art style reminds me of Terry Gilliam stuff.

00:17

We saw a bit of Jack Black's character there. And now here's a trailer introducing one of the game's other actors... Elijah Wood!

00:18

Apparently Wood met Tim on Twitter after he saw that they were making a classic adventure game. Which is cool! That's how I met Katy Perry.

00:19

Wood plays Shay, who lives on a spaceship lifeboat.

00:19

Apparently Shay is being shielded from what's going on outside the ship by the safety-conscious computer. Shay plans to mutiny.

00:20

Now we're back with Schafer, McHale and Keighley.

00:21

Twitter questions! What are your words of encouragement for a fledgling indie developer? Schafer says that you should just put your work out there and see if people like it.

00:21

Next: what was the inspiration for Broken Age? Schafer says he had two story ideas floating around his head and realised they would gel together.

00:22

Seeing some gameplay now. Shay is on his spaceship, being woken up, washed and dressed, as we've just seen in the trailer, and wants to break free.

00:23

Schafer says you can switch between the two different characters any time. There are parallels between them both - both young kids wanting to take control of their lives, although in very different settings.

00:24

Right, another award.

00:25

Sorry, I meant award skit.

00:25

Did they just call the dog in Call of Duty Colin?

00:26

If so: my heroes.

00:27

Back with Geoff and Joel. We're halfway through, says Joel, so does that mean Geoff's going to take off a layer? Geoff looks kind of frustrated.

00:27

Here's a trailer for The Division.

00:27

Apparently the engine's called Snowdrop. "Never before has a video game reached this level of detail."

00:28

We get a decaying New York with a day/night cycle, volumetric lighting, dynamic global illumination etc etc.

00:28

You can shoot holes in billboards and light shafts go through the holes. Shooting up a car blows little holes in the windscreen and chassis that look very realistic.

00:29

Which will be handy when you're running past them being killed by a 13-year-old American kid with a lower ping.

00:29

The tech does look very nice though.

00:30

Right, onto the next thing. Nominees for Best Independent Game.

00:31

Nominees: Kentucky Route Zero; Gone Home; Papers, Please (forcing me to use semi-colons thanks to its f***ing comma); Stanley Parable.

00:31

Winner: Gone Home.

00:31

"We now take you to the only place in the world where indie games could possibly be produced: Portland, Oregon."

00:31

Eurogamer's US news editor Jeffrey Matulef lives in Portland, Oregon. Let's see if they find him.

00:32

Apparently not. But they did find the Fullbright Company, who say thanks for playing Gone Home.

00:32

Because VGX is trending worldwide - or "solar system wide" as Joel McHale puts it - we get another game announcement.

00:33

If this is Half-Life 3 then I'll forgive everything up to now.

00:33

Ah, sounds like Game of Thrones.

00:33

Game of Thrones: A Telltale Games Series.

00:33

2014.

00:34

Cool! And here's Dan Connors and Kevin Bruner from Telltale.

00:35

It's based on the TV show rather than the books, although there's a tight relationship between author George R.R. Martin and the show, so it's all good I guess.

00:36

Sounds like they haven't worked everything out yet, but they plan to be respectful etc etc.

00:37

I would love it if someone came at it from another angle for once. "We're going to change all the characters' names, give them magic powers, all sorts of s***. You won't believe how much we're going to ruin this."

00:37

ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop says:

Sounds like they haven't worked anything out Tom.

Zing.

00:38

vert1go says:

I might take bets on what comes first, Half Life 3 and Winds of Winter.

That's a tough one.

00:39

Wow, Joel McHale seems practically interested in this one.

00:39

Let's have another Character of the Year nominee, then. It's Trevor Phillips from GTA5.

00:40

Next up: Hello Games!

00:40

"A tiny, London-based studio," says Keighley, who we can forgive for not realising Guildford isn't really in London.

00:41

I've heard good things about this demo, by the way.

00:41

What follows is in-game and procedurally generated, we're told.

00:41

Starting at the bottom of the ocean,w atching fish swim through flapping reeds. The Erudo Ocean apparently.

00:41

Up onto land, where weird red grass lines the beach and space ships zoom overhead. It's all first-person.

00:42

Now we're in a ship, taking off and flying over an island into the sky. Flashes of stuff in space.

00:42

Flying up into space, out through the atmosphere...

00:42

Back on the ground, a huge crashed space ship. Back in space, blasting holes in an asteroid. On land, giant worms moving through a desert.

00:42

Lovely music too. It's called No Man's Sky.

00:43

And here's Sean Murray from Hello Games, who once brought a PC to Brighton on the train to show me Joe Danger.

00:44

It's a science-fiction game, but not post-apocalypse - it's the kind of books he grew up reading.

00:44

He thinks of the covers of those books with their desolate landscapes and spaceship crashes.

00:45

"It's a huge game. I can't really do that justice. We wanted to make a game about exploration and we wanted to make something that was real."

00:45

You can stand on a planet, see a mountain three miles away, go there and explore it.

00:45

Everything in the trailer was a real place you can go to. There's some sort of online element too.

00:45

Apparently when you see stars in the sky, you can go to those stars and visit the planets that circle them.

00:46

There's combat on land and in space.

00:46

The planets have an ecology and an ecosystem "and you're not necessarily top of that chain".

00:46

"You're all playing in the same universe and there's persistence."

00:47

As good as this sounds, Joel McHale is capturing my concern about it... which is how the hell are four guys in Guildford going to build this?

00:48

Well, we'll see! That was hugely impressive though. Judging by the comments, Hello Games is winning VGX.

00:49

Now we're outside at the Rockstar stage. God I wish we weren't.

00:49

Right, back with Geoff Keighley. Geoff emailed me the link to this stream embed, you know. That was a weird email to get. I was all like, "IT'S A TRAP!"

00:49

No reason.

00:49

Right what the hell is happening now.

00:50

This is a trailer for Teen Wolf on MTV. This is not relevant to my interests.

00:51

HOUR THREE

00:51

Still to come: Titanfall, some other stuff.

00:52

[STARS]TyranT says:

This Joel guy is a complete tool isn't he.

Community, which is where I know him from, is *so good*. It's the best thing I've seen on TV for years. Do not be put off by the fact Joel McHale is being weird tonight.

00:52

Here's a demo of Dying Light from Techland.

00:52

We're seeing this on PS4 in 1080p.

00:53

Looks like a more detailed version of Dead Island. Jumping around sun-bleached streets hacking up zombies.

00:53

You can cut off zombie limbs and they'll still come for you.

00:54

Dead Island Riptide had a good chest kick. Dying Light has a nice jumping kick move.

00:54

Looks like you can parkour off a zombie's head to reach greater heights.

00:55

So when you break a zombie's bones with a blow from your weapon, the game shows you an x-ray view of the bone breaking.

00:56

That is certainly an advance in the field of violence against zombies.

00:57

"At night time it gets even more visceral, right?" "Yes."

00:58

Well, the world looks nice, lovely draw distance and tech.

01:00

Next up: YouTube's PewDiePie playing Dying Light.

01:00

And for some reason Windows just disabled Aero on my PC. Perhaps Aero could not take it any more.

01:01

Kostabi says:

Who the fuck is this high pitched idiot?

I believe he is the most popular game broadcaster in the history of YouTube.

01:04

Joel McHale takes time off from bullying Geoff Keighley about his clothing to introduce a story trailer for Thief.

01:05

As we saw in the "pre-play" - how long ago that now seems - Thief's story is about Garrett cutting a path between the oppressors and the oppressed in The City.

01:06

Back to Geoff Keighley at the couch.

01:07

He didn't really say anything. Nor did Joel McHale on the balcony. But now we're outside with the GTA5 stage.

01:08

I can't even be bothered.

01:09

Back to Joel - something I never imagined craving.

01:09

Best Shooter award.

01:09

Nominees: the shooters.

01:10

Oh alright then: Battlefield 4, BioShock Infinite, Metro: Last Light, Colin of Duty: Ghosts.

01:10

Sorry, I meant Colin of Duty.

01:10

Winner: BioShock Infinite.

01:11

For the acceptance video, they have invited everyone at Irrational into a room one by one and pretended they have to do the speech, then filmed their shocked reaction. It's quite sweet!

01:12

Geoff Keighley's right arm is twitching. Maybe he's cold? Someone tell Joel.

01:12

The Lutece twins have won the Character of the Year award, apparently.

01:13

Time for a Witcher 3 trailer.

01:14

Geralt on a horse yo.

01:14

Looks very swish. Nice shots of Geralt hacking people up. Lovely aerial shots of sprawling towns. Oh it's over.

01:14

Final award of the year is Studio of the Year.

01:15

The correct answer is Mossmouth, because Spelunky PC, but I'll forgive the following incorrectness.

01:15

Nominees include Rockstar North (nope, me either)...

01:15

The Fullbright Company.

01:15

Irrational Games, which I guessed a split second beforehand but you'll never believe me.

01:16

Naughty Dog.

01:16

And the winner is bound to be Rockstar North.

01:16

Oh wow, it's Naughty Dog.

01:16

Good choice!

01:17

And their acceptance video is a lovely shot of the whole studio cheering and clapping. Well played.

01:17

Here we go, then. It's time for Titanfall. Vince Zampella and Abbey Heppe from Respawn are here to show it off.

01:18

Vince's shirt is amazing. Joel has just noticed this as well. It has glossy wings.

01:18

We're going to see footage of a new titan, which is a robot in old money.

01:19

It's called the Ogre. It has big weapons and a face a bit like a frog.

01:20

Vince, Abbey and the guys are back on the couch talking about Titanfall. Here we learn that the Ogre has a finishing move where he pulls off someone's arm.

01:21

Your choice of mech will come down to your choice of play style, says Vince. Just to be clear: your choices will be based on your preferences.

01:22

Titanfall is due out in mid March, of course. Just over a month before my wedding anniversary, to be more specific.

01:22

Vince - why am I calling him Vince? Zampo says that the game is now "content locked", so the team is "working real hard to bring it home".

01:23

Sorry, it's Abbie Heppe, not Abbey.

01:23

And it's Zampo, not Vince Zampella.

01:25

Twitter questions! Will we see any Kinect integration? "We will not."

01:25

"Didn't fit the game."

01:26

Well done to everyone who has lasted this long. I've got a surprise for you, actually.

01:26

Forget VGX for a minute.

01:27

I've still got a few Hearthstone keys, which you can redeem on Battle.net. You just need to log in and then go to the redeem key page. So here you go:

9061043876038818589343753
6624686229480305097509802
5159439039087762918116806
4087967223734211533602173
3714448577428942614255957
2830771245005464383285244
1593664278641774840886575
0082227926490037474526436
9820598586060662778627081
8963204622316606816146508

01:28

Let me know if you get in.

01:28

Back in VGX land, it's the music of Grand Theft Auto 5.

01:32

Used_Fuzzbox says:

No luck Tom, but ta for the offer!

Check your DMs.

01:33

There was a vague promise of more Titanfall after this I think, but to me it seems like the GTA5 soundtrack is playing us out.

01:33

So with that in mind, thanks to everyone who stuck with this whole thing.

01:34

ckyman2 says:

any Heroes of Storm beta keys Tom?

Not yet, but I will continue to ask Blizzard periodically.

01:35

I don't know about you guys, but for me No Man's Sky was the highlight. Wildly ambitious to the point that even Joel McHale noticed it sounded impossible.

01:38

The rest was a predictable conveyor belt of semi-interesting. You never know with this stuff - the over-produced trailers can go both ways - but the context didn't help: VGX was much too try-hard and lacking in self-awareness, stumbling into embarrassed awkwardness whenever anything (usually Joel McHale) threatened to pierce the veneer.

01:39

On the plus side, I'm actually kind of enjoying this weirdo GTA concert.

01:40

Fingerprints / Insolentius - check DMs.

01:41

zoidberg says:

I think Tom is watching a different concert.

I would be wining if I said I hadn't had a couple of glasses of lie.

01:43

Monkey_Chops says:

For anyone who enjoyed the No Man's Sky trailer music, it's from "Debutante" by 65daysofstatic.

Cool, nice one.

01:49

The concert thing is over.

01:50

Looks like we're closing in on the end of VGX. Geoff Keighley says the show was designed as a celebration of the games industry, but he will be listening to feedback so they can tweak the show for next year.

01:52

Joel McHale says he thinks Titanfall looks most impressive on the basis Vince Zampella is standing nearby wearing a shirt that it looks like he "stole from the Kardashians" and might hit him if he doesn't submit to its quality.

01:52

Here's a bit more Titanfall so nobody has to hit Joel.

01:53

I neglected to mention this about the last trailer because I didn't care, but they're going with this "Hammond Robotics" promotional video theme where the titans are made by this company and it's in the game and I guess that means it's the opposite of meta.

01:54

"As you can see, the Strider outperforms all other titans in speed, acceleration and agility."

01:54

I miss MechAssault.

01:54

There was no reason for it not to have a space between Mech and Assault, but it did.

01:54

MORE GTA5 CONCERT

01:55

Right, I'm getting a beer out of the fridge. BRB.

01:56

Olmo says:

Jeff Winger was amazing, but the show lacked Troy Barnes.

Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy...

01:58

IOnlyUseSkill says:

Community is awesome. Do it. Season 5 starts in January!!

I can confirm that there will be some No Man's Sky stuff on Eurogamer soon.

01:59

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER THEY ARE PLAYING THE CREDITS

02:00

And we're done. Thanks to everyone who stuck with us for the whole of VGX. I am going to bed now. Enjoy the rest of your weekend and, if you're new to video games or the internet, don't judge us too harshly on the basis of the last three hours.

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    Pandy 5 years ago
    @Kami Hypnosis?
    Kami 5 years ago
    Night all. Sadly, no booze allowed here so I'll just have to suppress the memories the old fashioned way.
    WaveMaster 5 years ago
    Good night and good luck. I'm outta here.
    n0lIfn0Ppl 5 years ago
    why?
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    did they even do every category? what happened to best voice actor?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Thanks again chaps, top work Tom!
    Kami 5 years ago
    Sleep well Tom! Heck knows some people will have a hangover in the morning...
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    "I can confirm that there will be some No Man's Sky stuff on Eurogamer soon"CanNot Wait...Tweeted those guys, awesome job so far!
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    @MrJellybean awww :( but Joel needs ripping on sooooooo bad
    Pandy 5 years ago
    And with that, I go back to 100%ing SM3DW. Goodnight everybody.
    Jodo 5 years ago
    Did I miss Twin Shadow or did he not make the GTA V concert stuff...?
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    I"m glad this is my natural awake time. If I'd stayed up specifically for this I'd be severely pissed.
    iconld 5 years ago
    finito!
    MrJellybean 5 years ago
    ckyman doubt theyll be one to be honest
    Sidequest 5 years ago
    Well that was....an experiance
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    It's over but the crowd isn't leaving... shills.
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Er.... cheers Tom. :)
    Sylis 5 years ago
    Why did I watch this?
    Kami 5 years ago
    Aaaaand the credits. Does that mean it's definitely over now?
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    I cant wait for the VideoGamerTV Abridge version of this >_
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    FINALLY.
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Monday was pushing it, this week?
    marky2222 5 years ago
    It's the song from the main TV trailer. It doesn't help that his voice is heavily edited in studio release.
    Kwel 5 years ago
    Also, does anyone think that this guy looks like Mathew Pattel from Scott Pilgrim?
    megadriveguy 5 years ago
    hey some of them are nodding their heads
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Community is awesome. Do it. Season 5 starts in January!!
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Monday article on No Man's Sky, Tom?
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    @OlmoTroy and Abed in the Morning would've saved this thing. Donde esta la biblioteca?
    Kwel 5 years ago
    Wow, look at that crowd. So big, so full of boredom.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    GTA5 trailer music live in concert. The new meta. Featuring bands rejected at American Idol in 2005.
    Kwel 5 years ago
    Oh not this crap again...
    Olmo 5 years ago
    Jeff Winger was amazing, but the show lacked Troy Barnes.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Is this in GTA5??!!
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    is that singer guy a joke?
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Woah... this is actually ... okay. Singer has no voice though.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    Ahh some music ;)
    iconld 5 years ago
    No.. this is not the right atmosphere for Titanfall
    Kami 5 years ago
    And we're back to the concert! It's not over. It'll NEVER BE OVER!
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Oh not this again...
    Pandy 5 years ago
    I saw a tank in the background. Just put it in the sodding game.
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    @koppabergdave i hear ya
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    Ha would have laughed if Joel had some doritos and mountain dew ready for Geoff Keighley
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    @dogmanstrukyou seen them after 3 hours.3.Half life 3 confirmed
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    I really don't get the Titanfall love. It looks like it's taking FPS's to a newer place rather than the stagnant pit they've been toiling in for this entire generation... but that's about it, heardly looks like some monumentous new game idea. What gives?
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    McHale was the saving grace of this.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    I like the gears (wheels) beside the TV.
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Same @dogmanstaruk I've seen some of the stuff he does on GT. He seems genuinely passionate about the gaming industry.
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    "We've been reading feedback to see what you like"and this is what you came up with O_O
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    hahaha
    Sylis 5 years ago
    This does not represent us gamers at all and I hate to think this is how some people see us.
    MrJellybean 5 years ago
    'a celebration of the industry' ?? This horror show pretty much represented everything I hate about it
    iconld 5 years ago
    For some reason, there's a space between the"x" and "R" . Give it a backspace ;-)
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    Geoff Keighley is a corporate wank.
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Umm here's a hint Geoff...change everything.
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    WHY IS IT NOT OVER?
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    JOEL IS BACK!
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    "Nose bleed drugs / I cook you in the oven". Shakespeare he ain't.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    Thanks for whoever mentioned 65daysofstatic. May have just discovered a new favourite band... :D
    Kami 5 years ago
    Kinda assumed the Hearthstone keys would be gone - authenticators are the bane of my lfe. Usually the way of things! Still, the show was... kind of toothless this year. That said, new consoles and all... people might just want things to settle first!
    Heschka 5 years ago
    I am out. Good night everyone.This was akward and a total let down.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    I really wish I was paid for this.. And here I was thinking that MTV's award shows were overproduced uninteresting crap. This is laughably the worst money sink that I've ever seen.
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    If they have that huge stage? Why not use it for the awards and have a real crowd?
    Ashman2901 5 years ago
    so the best thing to come out of all this happened in the first 30 secs when Tales From Borderlands was announced. the rest is basically fodder
    Mugwum 5 years ago
    @WeeDosh Check DM.
    Sylis 5 years ago
    who are the rapper? Im OUT.
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    This industry needs a genuine awards show.
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    @zoidberg why are you still watching? Were you paid?
    iconld 5 years ago
    Here's the 65daysofstatic track from the trailer of No Man's Sky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9L2ej1kxro
    WeeDosh 5 years ago
    @Mugwum Nah. I took far too long to find my phone for my authenticator.
    MrJellybean 5 years ago
    Who's the wally in the black fur monstrosity?
    Pandy 5 years ago
    channels = radio stations. Too much whisky.
    rkhargreaves 5 years ago
    Any spare Hearthstone keys going still? No worries if not.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    I can't believe that they keep the cameras rolling for such B-roll shit. Why isn't the crowd leaving? Oh yeah, they were paid.
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Oh no more gangster rap...
    Fingerprints 5 years ago
    Now battle et won't load I think I'm cursed
    Pandy 5 years ago
    You can still change channels in GTAV, right?
    edhe 5 years ago
    @Skyrant It's just crap.
    Mugwum 5 years ago
    @WeeDosh Did you get one to work?
    WeeDosh 5 years ago
    That crowd looks bored shitless lol not that I blame them.
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Haha, rejected by the crowd. :)
    Kwel 5 years ago
    This is called a "concert"?
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Now I know why I never tried the rap radios in GTAV
    Sylis 5 years ago
    Maybe the game developers new how bad this show was gonna be so they didn't wanted to stay as far away from it as possible.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    These "band" or "rappers" are worse than rejected X Factor contestants. I feel bad for the actual instrument players in the background.
    Dogwalker 5 years ago
    Kinda wish I watched this here now. Missed those lovely Hearthstone keys >.
    WeeDosh 5 years ago
    God dammit, I logged into battle.net to try redeem one of those keys, turns out I wasn't even signed up for a beta invite.....all those waves that I got angry about and I wasn't even signed up lol If I don't laugh I'd cry....
    Fingerprints 5 years ago
    Man SO MUCH LOVE Thankyou ...... I do need to get up for work...... Nahhhhhhhh
    iconld 5 years ago
    damn.. 65 days of static.. great postrock / elektro.. Should
    iconld 5 years ago
    Where's Robyn - with every heartbeat?
    Eathanskies 5 years ago
    This is probably the worst thing I've ever watched
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    For anyone who enjoyed the No Man's Sky trailer music, it's from "Debutante" by 65daysofstatic.
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    I though this was the trailer for 50 cent blood on the sand 2?
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    I think Tom is watching a different concert.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    No Man's Sky and Broken Age were the highlights for me.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    My upper molar hurts.
    Fingerprints 5 years ago
    Yeah man entering everyone one of those by hand wasn't fun :-( if there is a beta key I will certainly kill for it
    Fingerprints 5 years ago
    Yeah man entering everyone one of those by hand wasn't fun :-( if there is a beta key I will certainly kill for it
    MrJellybean 5 years ago
    Remember last year... Dark Souls 2
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Tom I think you can sleep now there gonna be no more stuff I think.
    Kwel 5 years ago
    Is it just me, or they didn't announce a lot of stuff yet?
    grillzeE. 5 years ago
    Tom no luck with the hearthstone key can you DM me one please?
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    No rappers. Actually nice music.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Ah well... I had fun!
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Almost as disappointing as that 'shocking' revelation at the PS4 Launch.
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    cheers tom thanks for the reply, and as normal your event typing skills
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Same feeling Tom
    Pandy 5 years ago
    The No Man's Sky bit was special, the rest... not so much.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    such a night for disappointment
    Devididi 5 years ago
    Thanks, goodnight
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    i regret not sleeping this is has been an awful show
    Raziel 5 years ago
    I feel dirty and ashamed after watching all this...
    Sylis 5 years ago
    This is not talent.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Dead air.
    SuziQ 5 years ago
    Nighty.
    Sidequest 5 years ago
    Did we just crash battle.net?
    Insolentius 5 years ago
    I actually nabbed a key before it I got the warning that it was already taken once I moved onto the next page to actually download the client. So damn sad.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    yep tom you're right
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    any Heroes of Storm beta keys Tom?
    iconld 5 years ago
    Jup. No Mans's Sky + Naughty Dog / Joel Banderas saved the day (and there's a lot of potential for The Division)
    connorsambrook 5 years ago
    last year they had samuel jackson and jessica alba with some decent annoucements and a decent show.... now we have this bad show, bad hosts and some black people talking shit....
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Such nice music ruined by useless rapping.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    And on these bad notes, good night all, see you same time next year!!Heh....
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Only decent thing was No Man's Sky. The VGX should be about reveals like that. Not this shit...maybe one day.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Jep, Joel Banderas saved the day. Naughty Dog made a great game and I'm excited about the single player DLC
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Did he really have to censor himself?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    No luck Tom, but ta for the offer!
    Stjarnor 5 years ago
    I missed the "Division" clip! Is there anywhere else one can watch it?
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    How much did this "VGX" cost Spike TV? Because we should invoice them for some mental anguish.
    Sylis 5 years ago
    the music is better in the game when filmed in the studio
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    I think Joel Banderas broke Neogaf.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Are they famous rappers or sumfin? :S
    Sylis 5 years ago
    first vgx I watched won't be watching again
    harryshaw 5 years ago
    Bailing out of this wank fest, what a load of shite!
    thedoctor1ko 5 years ago
    Thanks Tom, managed to get one
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    It's not for me but the offer of a code is a salve for this rotting wound we've all sat through. Cheers Tom.
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    Thanks Tom!
    iconld 5 years ago
    Here's the full Joel Banderas clip: http://vimeo.com/81295320
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    didn't even know this music was in the game i had the radio on the rihanna one
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Such a great instrumental ruined...
    Tw|sty 5 years ago
    Fuck me you lot are fast .....
    iconld 5 years ago
    Thanks!
    SuziQ 5 years ago
    What the HELL, did that just happen? Thank you so much Tom for the key.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    Honestly though, what the fuck was that..
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    I've already got bored of Hearthstone but thanks Tom.
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    They have revealed fuck all this has been so shite
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Make it stop. Please.
    Devididi 5 years ago
    nice Tom, quite a fun game
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    If this keeps going on the KKK might be back in business (very very very very bad taste joke)
    marky2222 5 years ago
    These guys must be on something. No sane person should act like they do.
    Sylis 5 years ago
    this is horrible
    Heschka 5 years ago
    this is so scripet.HOw can americans love tv like this?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Please Tom, mercy kill?
    NewbieZilla 5 years ago
    I'll forget VGX for a year and hopefully longer.
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    no no not these guys again
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    with pleasure
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    This is some golden shit right here.
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    Go on Tom, we've all paused it anyway.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    what i have to sit through the sit concert for the last titanfall announcement great...
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Xbox - burn retinas.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Tom is getting us excited.... Daddy!?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    A bullet?
    OneZeroNyne 5 years ago
    Another tease of titanfall at the end, coming to PS4 perhaps?
    Devididi 5 years ago
    xbox delete titanfall!!
    jayc1 5 years ago
    It doesn't fit any games
    Pandy 5 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk I played it on PC at Gamescom and it was brilliant fun. Worried it might be a bit one-note though.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Doesn't fit 99% of games....
    kalinichenko 5 years ago
    Will sell my left kidney and right testicle if she will marry me
    [STARS]TyranT 5 years ago
    He looks entirely unimpressed when she takes over and talks about the game.
    Tw|sty 5 years ago
    Sound pish tbh
    Master_Ted 5 years ago
    Can I be a slow, mechy-mech?
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Makes me want a new SHOGO.
    kalinichenko 5 years ago
    is Abbey married?
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Your choices will be based on your preferences. No shit.
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    The Doritos Pope is sweaty, guys.
    rubthisway 5 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk fingers crossed
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    "Just to be clear: your choices will be based on your money paid"
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    @zoidberg say what?
    iconld 5 years ago
    Why are they trying comedy?
    Pandy 5 years ago
    They need to put in non-humanoid Titans. Otherwise combat is going to get old quickly.
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    pre-order dlc :)
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    I'm sure the cut off shot for this clip just showed some shit in a tupperware cake box.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    metal gear?
    Fingerprints 5 years ago
    Are the jokes slightly better or am I drunk?
    iamthelloyd 5 years ago
    ND/Joel meme - genius
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Does that woman have 6 tatoos on her arms? and is chubby ... and she's employed?
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    LOOOL at Joel.
    marky2222 5 years ago
    That was brilliant.
    LeeKingCox 5 years ago
    holy shit.."the banderas"
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    much better than the GTA V acceptance speech
    abczyx 5 years ago
    That Banderas remake was fantastic.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Now THAT was a good Joel!
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Banderas!
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    HAHAHAHA Banderas parody!!!
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    whooooooooooo dat meme
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    lol at the gaf reference
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    Haha, got a Banderas in there. GJ
    Heschka 5 years ago
    the fucking BANDERAS
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    hehe
    Kysen 5 years ago
    LOOOOOOOLbanderas
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    "And my axe" (back of the studio shot)
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Hahahaha!
    Heschka 5 years ago
    BANDERAS
    Sylis 5 years ago
    finally an award that goes to the right people/game. Naughty Dog
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    I was 50/50 on RN and ND tbh....
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    At least they got that right
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Phew!
    abczyx 5 years ago
    Just returned after being forced away from the apocalypse (cricket). Any decent new info?
    iconld 5 years ago
    Nice!
    Heschka 5 years ago
    YES
    Pandy 5 years ago
    If Fullbright beats Rockstar and Irrational, I'm going to straight up kill people.
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    @Tom BramwellIMO U thoroughly overrate Spelunky
    iconld 5 years ago
    Naughty naughty.. but Rockstar will win
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    naughty dog!!
    Quickstick4 5 years ago
    Wish there was more of the Witcher 2. Only reason I stayed up :\
    megadriveguy 5 years ago
    that 20 second trailer was good
    Heschka 5 years ago
    this movie spam at the trailer end gonna get really annoying
    Pulford 5 years ago
    that trailer provided plenty of time to fap to
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    @sylis hit the nail on the head, (hopefully Keighley's)
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    wow. THAT looks SHIT HOT
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    CD Projekt Red just tea bagged the entire industry.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Boring trailer.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    The Witcher 3: I need to buy this.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    cumsplosion
    Pulford 5 years ago
    my witcher boner is ready
    Sylis 5 years ago
    this game award show is crap
    DSR3 5 years ago
    OK I am out.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    should have been trevor
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Hooray! \o/
    Ashman2901 5 years ago
    My god do something interesting!
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Keith David was robbed.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    So, if the awards acceptance are pre-recorded, they already knew in advance, FIX!!!Heh.
    WeeDosh 5 years ago
    Seriously? Best shooter is Bioshock? That's a joke, the shooting was mediocre at best!
    Tw|sty 5 years ago
    Is this a "real" show type thing or just a piss take?
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    So disappointed
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    not for gameplay then?
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    @Used_Fuzzbox BL2 is 2012
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Ha! Nice way to punk your staff, Ken Levine.
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Best game on the list, but not the best shooter oddly.
    iconld 5 years ago
    That's nice!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Well deserved, though the 'shooting' aspect wasnt the highlight
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    WHAT!!
    Heschka 5 years ago
    oh...Nice
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    that fire extinguisher was awesome
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Bioshock, yeah baby!!
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Borderlands 2 was more fun than all these though!
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    come on metro you deserve this award
    megadriveguy 5 years ago
    were those people musicians
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    At least Joel was honest there.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    This odd rapper dude bro section makes Joe McHale seem like a philosopher by comparison.
    Heschka 5 years ago
    oh god best shooter...cod gonna be the winner what else
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    Don't blame you, Tom. We're here for you.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    OOOhh, OH, I just remembered how bad this is, its as bad as the YouTube Music Awards, that was car crash TV too!
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    first funny thing joels said
    jayc1 5 years ago
    wtf is this
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    We know how you feel Tom. Damn you Spike TV.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Potatoes?
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    braced for racism
    WeeDosh 5 years ago
    Urgh......I don't even..........
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Embarrassing for every gamer with some faith for games.sorry
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Glad I wasn't the only one muting.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh dear what the hell.
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    just shaking my head.....
    iconld 5 years ago
    Oh damn..... sick world
    Pulford 5 years ago
    fucking americans
    Pandy 5 years ago
    *this
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Why did I have to lose the stream for the Thief trailer, and not for thid. :(
    OneZeroNyne 5 years ago
    hahahahaha.......MUTE.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    "Back with Waves".Worst award show ever.
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Just when you thought it was safe to raise the volume...
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Car crash of a segment outside.
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    err. whats going on
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Who are these cockwits?
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    wouldn't surprise if someone gets mugged
    Heschka 5 years ago
    @Koyasanthe problems will start when, to hold the res, game gonna cut again by ai, gameplaymechanics and other stuff that sucked at the end of the ps360 gen.
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    annnnnnnnd mute
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    And yeah, ialso think dishonored looked better
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    @zoidberg True that
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    "Who cares about resolution?"Not Xbone owners it seems....
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    Any game with line "im not a kid anymore' goes off my radar on principle
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Thief does not look better than Dishonored. It looks much worse.
    patchbox360 5 years ago
    No Man's Sky + Mirrors Edge 2 + Oculus Rift = heavenly
    Sharzam 5 years ago
    Thief has a story ? Well iam confused
    iconld 5 years ago
    Well.. Source engine should be 1080P
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    i quite liked Joel trying to expose Keighley as the shill he is
    Pandy 5 years ago
    New Titanfall might be revealing. Hopefully it'll show some variety.
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    Lowest common etc
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    So much dead air.
    Heschka 5 years ago
    @Koyasanit's gonna be just another seconds of "new" gameplay like the other games.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Btw, that YouTube gimp is minted and does it full time, crazy world...
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    someone fed that thing after midnight
    Sharzam 5 years ago
    @Pandy ZombiU atleast is different.
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    sneezing panda could have done it better. just sayin
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    filler
    Heschka 5 years ago
    that was totally unnessesary
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Really? Kinda glad I'm out of the loop then.
    TheMidnightRider 5 years ago
    Youtube as lower standards this days...
    Pandy 5 years ago
    I think ZombiiU was better.
    Sharzam 5 years ago
    Yup he is annoying
    [STARS]TyranT 5 years ago
    This show is making me embarrassed to be a gamer.
    megadriveguy 5 years ago
    I was hoping for Fallout 4 and i get pewdiepie
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Pewdieppie
    patchbox360 5 years ago
    why
    iconld 5 years ago
    .. and this is a way to earn money??
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    oh its the misogynist children's presentor
    Jaggens 5 years ago
    You just want to see the world burn, VGX.
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    who is this awful guy?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Defo toilet break time.....
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Who the fuck is this high pitched idiot?
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    Urgh, Pewdiepie. I'm tapping out and going to bed. What shite.
    TheMidnightRider 5 years ago
    oh no not pewdiepie -.-
    OneZeroNyne 5 years ago
    lol who is this guy?
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    parkour meets bambies
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    NNNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    time to mute the video
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    oh god...
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Oh no.
    Sharzam 5 years ago
    Looked pretty straight forward, uh zombies and running
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Does anyone really give a monkeys about Titanfall?
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Keith David!
    Sherpa 5 years ago
    North Korea bad joke? Thanks
    Pandy 5 years ago
    @dogmanstarukWe can only hope.
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    maybe just joels last vgx
    SmellyCandle42 5 years ago
    VISCERAL
    iconld 5 years ago
    current gen :/
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Mirrors Edge + The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct + Grand Theft Auto + Dead Island + Sniper Elite + Dont Starve
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Copyright E3?
    vert1go 5 years ago
    This is so Zombieist.
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    ok.... here goes. Mirrors Edge zombies
    harzo 5 years ago
    There are 4 ways to get there, what 1 will I go? I will pick that way :/
    doswillrule 5 years ago
    If this isn't the EGX demo it's almost identical. Really dull to play. No heft to combat, none of the flow of Mirror's Edge in the parkour.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    With a bit of sniper elite skele-killing
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    MW2 favela zombies mode ;)
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Dead Island was great fun indeed!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    this looks similar to Dead Island and The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Mirrors Edge meets zombies.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Hit-distance detection is something to get used to here
    Pandy 5 years ago
    That's just horrid.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    There will NEVER be enough Zombie games, tru dat....
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    This is Dead Island reskinned....
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Fast zombies = no sale.
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    this is some horrid combat
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    This Dying Light bit looks like the demo from EGX.
    Heschka 5 years ago
    lol the pewdipie demo..
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    another zombie game?
    harzo 5 years ago
    XBONE 720P confirmed
    iconld 5 years ago
    nice
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Witcher 3 same time as DA:Inquistion, shame....only one winner there....
    johannlloyd 5 years ago
    LAME!
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Not exclusive for Xbox one geoff. Sigh.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Why is Joel McHale whoring himself out for this? Doesn't Community and The Soup pay enough?
    rkhargreaves 5 years ago
    EXCLUSIVE.......except it's on pc...but ya know
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Did he just say the witcher 3 only for xbone?
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    glitch in the Matrix
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    All I want is reveals
    TheMidnightRider 5 years ago
    Geez stop with the lame jokes pls
    [STARS]TyranT 5 years ago
    This Joel guy is a complete tool isn't he.
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    Teen Wolf is relevant to everybody's interests.
    Heschka 5 years ago
    lame joke nr over 9000
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    That Teen Wolf remake looks shakier than Michael J. Fox.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    @IOnlyUseSkill theres still another hour
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    Bloody hell, that TV advert threw me off. Thought it was a surprise game for a second.
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    aww I thought that was a game then, teen wolf :(
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    OKOK lets stop the patriotism overload
    Heschka 5 years ago
    oh good weird commercials?
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Guys I think there's 20 minutes of this shit
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Surely that car should have crash damage????
    vert1go 5 years ago
    Day Today reference?
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    Yeah, I'm sold....No Man's Sky so far most interesting thing of VGX
    patchbox360 5 years ago
    No Man's Sky - thank you god
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    I just heard Joel McHale urinating. I think.
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    Anyone skipping the concert?
    johannlloyd 5 years ago
    Lots of popin, but its still incredible!
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Hopefully its not overly ambitious. Looks awesome. WHY THE HELL IS THERE A GTA CONCERT?
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    What the hell just happened?
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    wut
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Hello Games is winning VGXBy such a long way.....
    iconld 5 years ago
    That was ... serene... now back to America - crap..
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Black people means whatever this is will be cool. Cool factor upgraded.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    look at all those chavs and hipsters
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Moment of the show.
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    Joel was actually ok there. its possible
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    SOLD
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    So its like EVE online?
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    It sounds more ambitious than any other game announced.it looks good.ITS BEING MADE BY FOUR DUDES
    harzo 5 years ago
    This man is a legend
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Frontier, but HI-DEF.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    Wow I've wanted this kind of game. I hope it's simple to get into and nothing overly complicated like the more realistic looking games of this type making a resurgence recently.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    This does sound too good to be true.
    TheMidnightRider 5 years ago
    This game = my dreams
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    longest interview ever
    vert1go 5 years ago
    So it's Frontier: Elite II.
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    This could be Big
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Sounds like what Universal Combat attempted but made by competent devs. I really want to give this man money right now.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Didn't Traveller's Tales do something similar with Haven?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Molyneux wishes....
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    If they pull this off I'll never play anything else.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Give him the Bungie - Destiny budget!
    megadriveguy 5 years ago
    It seems a lot like Elite
    TheMidnightRider 5 years ago
    Lame joke nr32727384
    patchbox360 5 years ago
    this game > every other game so far
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Game of the "show" so far....
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    fucking ay. this sounds class
    jiveguy 5 years ago
    The Americans aren't getting this.
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    This is Molyneux shit right here.
    alexm 5 years ago
    That trailer made watching this worthwhile, please tell me it's next gen.
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    Is this the Elite update I've always dreamt of?
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Oh. Skyrim in space, then.
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    dat grin
    iconld 5 years ago
    He seems to have the right thing going
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    Im glad no mans sky exist
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    Impressed at that...
    Pandy 5 years ago
    He's talking my language. :)
    harzo 5 years ago
    He is the smileiest person ever
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    I like this guy.
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    colour me underwhelmed, not with "no man's sky" but the show
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    @zoidberg Don't be so sure.
    doswillrule 5 years ago
    Reminded me of Free Radical's Battlefront 3 alpha
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    tilt your head up lad
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Cracking!
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    NO MAN's SKY... but how often do you get to play in that ocean? I'm guessing fish physics is just a trailer mock-up.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Is it like Elite?
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    ok. best prem yet
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Interesting...
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    cool!
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Space ships and shark punching!On a serious note: that looks absolutely brilliant.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Fantastic music btw
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    Looks gorgeous
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    this does look cool
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Ohhh. Epic. Nice soundtrack, too.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Colour me intrigued....
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    nice draw distance I see :S
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    oooo this looks pretty cool
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    Hold on, wasn't that a Viper from Battlestar Galactica?
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    looks pretty cool
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    The Witness?
    rubthisway 5 years ago
    wow
    harzo 5 years ago
    Wow this looks pretty special...
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    to jeff manchester is probably in london
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    I have a lot of time for Hello Games. Love them.
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    fish physics!
    vert1go 5 years ago
    Character of the Year? Unnamed Player Character from Papers, Please.
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    trevor was awesome.for some reason makes me think of billy bob as bad santa
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Guildford is in Surrey not London Geoff ;-)
    neilka 5 years ago
    Guildford, London there.
    NewbieZilla 5 years ago
    WTF is with people and GTA?
    blondeandy77 5 years ago
    By the way this show is going every major licence will soon have either a traveller's tales lego version or a telltale games version. Or maybe both. Who know's. Been a massive disappointment so far and if Reggie isn't back with something proper soon i'm unsigning the petition...
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Trevor = Every CoD player ever.
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Keith David!
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Clearly all they've done is sign the deal, and talk about the game over lunch.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Ok, straw poll, HL3 or FO4 ftw?
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    this is just awful
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    So Telltale has no idea what this is going to be... they just signed a contract and made a trailer.
    iconld 5 years ago
    The Walking Dead was great. The wolf among us should be great too. But..... overkill in graph novels?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    A vadge ghost reference!
    Heschka 5 years ago
    another lame joke...
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    Sounds like they haven't worked anything out Tom.
    TheMidnightRider 5 years ago
    The host = lame
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    floppy weiners
    vert1go 5 years ago
    I might take bets on what comes first, Half Life 3 and Winds of Winter.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    @-cerberus- You cant finance an entire series on an original IP
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Unless they have expanded (or will expand) - they must have made some cash from the Walking Dead.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Right, so you guys haven't figured out how you're doing the game. Why bother? Sigh.
    Heschka 5 years ago
    @YumYumPuddingGamerto actualy finish a game and not streching it over a year?
    patchbox360 5 years ago
    South Park told me Game of Thrones is just about flacid dicks
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    Well, that's another thing for George RR Martin to get involved in whilst procrastinating from Winds of Winter.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    The Walking Dead, The Wolf Among Us, Borderlands and Game of Thrones WHY NOT?
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    @crazystu there's still time, thats why they have that annoying twonk on. its to test you
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    @DSR3 4, yeah I know
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Come on, that Treme gag was funny!
    Heschka 5 years ago
    highly risk of screwing up when you ask me
    crazystu 5 years ago
    ... Fallout 4 would have been massively more awesome :(
    Heschka 5 years ago
    wtf! how many games wanne telltalle work at the same time?
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Bollocks to that. Can't TellTale just make their own thing?
    DSR3 5 years ago
    How many games are they making?!?!?
    Gunzberg 5 years ago
    oh the GoT stuff that was leaked earlier....time to go to bed then.Nothing to see here anymore
    MrJellybean 5 years ago
    So telltale are doing walking dead, wolf amongst us, Blands and this. Wowzers
    zoidberg 5 years ago
    Time to go to bed. Fuck this.
    iconld 5 years ago
    How many people work at Telltale now?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Great, but not new or world exclusive....
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    I'm glad I milked myself earlier as I'd be left disappointed if I was waiting for that.
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    is there anything telltale can do
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    a 4th game seriously?
    harzo 5 years ago
    AWESOME!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Oh. A GoT game. Great.
    Gunzberg 5 years ago
    blow me away world premiere, go on do it!
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Drum roll.
    vert1go 5 years ago
    Papers, Please won in the hearts and minds. Possibly.
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    @Raziel incase jeff lamps that twat
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    It's been a spectacular year for indie games. There's literally dozens of games I could add to the list of nominees and not think they'd be out of place.
    Raziel 5 years ago
    Why am I still watching this?
    Sherpa 5 years ago
    Not very exciting show
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Sigh.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Gone home was .. odd... but a nice experience.
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    i was wtf at that prick... not the winner
    Ryze 5 years ago
    Yeah! Wooohh!Zzzzzzzzzz...
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    It's almost a shame that there are now just so many indie games these days, way too many to pick from.
    Softie2k 5 years ago
    definitely shouldn't have won
    Jaggens 5 years ago
    Gone Home is a game?
    kroganwrex 5 years ago
    No Super Hexagon?
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    wtf
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Stanley Parable
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    yeah, i liked KRZ. had atmosphere
    harzo 5 years ago
    Papers Please!!
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Nice graphical stuff going on there.
    Jaggens 5 years ago
    Next generation, take a shot.
    8bitMofo 5 years ago
    Gamers shall be divided.
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Division does actually look pretty ace
    Gunzberg 5 years ago
    Gameplay trailer ? Story trailer ? Mission trailer ? NO, here's a tech demo instead. WTF?
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Looks like other EG staff working late doing the news. Here I was, thinking Tom was the only one suffering for his craft.
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    Something actually interesting. Only took an hour and a half....
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    This better not come out the same time as Destiny.....Grr, can't play both at once!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Ive got to take break, im thirsty and my balls are sticky so my penis is stuck in a snail shell like curl around to my arsehole
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Do Geoff and Joel actually hate each other?
    harzo 5 years ago
    NEXT GEN FIRE EXTINGUISHER
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    great a tech demo...
    harzo 5 years ago
    This is gonna be good...
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    close @vert1go close
    vert1go 5 years ago
    Sorry, you meant awkward skit.
    Poglord 5 years ago
    is there a particular announcement we're all waiting for, by the way?
    Bootchka 5 years ago
    should say Sorry, I meant awkward skit.
    Gunzberg 5 years ago
    Ah American Humour, so obvious, so set-up, so fail
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Yay, some presenters that dont suck
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Keith David!
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    this has been extremely terrible so far
    Heschka 5 years ago
    dat xbox live advertisment in the background
    Pandy 5 years ago
    You're welcome, Tim.
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Ha! IT'S BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PRESENTER
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Animation is exceptional.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    cant they talk, AND show the game, at the SAME time
    Fingerprints 5 years ago
    Just logged in to say I've worked it out guys - just keep yOur finger on the mute, And play some risk of rain
    vert1go 5 years ago
    Inb4 script full of 2001 references.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Oh Joel....
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Second interesting game of the night....
    DSR3 5 years ago
    Interest is piqued
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Tears in my eyes. This looks stunning.
    Ryze 5 years ago
    I can't believe just how uninteresting this show is. I really sit and watch most of these things.Zzzzzzz...
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    this does look awesome
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    TLOU I still love you
    harzo 5 years ago
    Anyone else think EJ looks a bit like Screech from Saved by the Bell with shorter hair?
    iconld 5 years ago
    This game has love all over it
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    I wish it was X rated....
    AgrippA1 5 years ago
    I do have to admire the exceptional lengths Spike TV has clearly gone to take content from the best and most exciting video games of an entire calendar year and make a stream that boring, unengaging and seemingly interminable. Bravo Spike... Bravo.
    harzo 5 years ago
    Noooooooo Frodo
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Coolness!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    The first genuinely lovely game this evening, lets not shit on it yet
    MrJellybean 5 years ago
    Enough, I'm away to top myself
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Classic point and click adventure. Beautiful artwork. Cannot wait for this.
    Ryze 5 years ago
    So - they spent all the money on Jack Black.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Aye, I think it looks very cool and new.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    since they're still working with jack black MAKE BRUTAL LEGEND 2
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    Jacks Back!! >_
    vert1go 5 years ago
    MathS.
    harzo 5 years ago
    Anyone else like to see a Brutal Legend 2?
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    Looks absolutely gorgeous IMO.
    Ryze 5 years ago
    OK - I'm going to find some breasts to ogle.Back later...
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    They only wanted 400K, you do the math....
    Pandy 5 years ago
    I like the art, not keen on the animation.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    this looks genuinely lovely
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    good to see my question are been answered :)
    Poglord 5 years ago
    someone's been watching too much Abney and Teal
    8bitMofo 5 years ago
    this looks...not worth $3.5M
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    So we're demoing dialogue, and we're talking over it. Okay.
    Softie2k 5 years ago
    Wow, that looks great!
    vert1go 5 years ago
    I'd rather Reggie had announced the proper DK for Wii U, tbh.
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    @Tim "What the F*** you been spending that money on fool!"
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    I'm not saying the last of us should have won, GTA V should not have, it's like a FIFA or COD update
    Master_Ted 5 years ago
    The guy that made bobby kotick look more reasonable
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Kudos to Geoff Keighley for not losing his shit. True pro.
    neilka 5 years ago
    TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM/faints
    Canyarion 5 years ago
    Muscle (DK) vs Brain (Mario). We all know how that ends...
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    It's a decent attempt at doing something different I guess.
    vert1go 5 years ago
    (I have however now been waiting over 2 years for my last score to be verified... Speedy.)
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    @poglord that's what she said
    iconld 5 years ago
    This is fun!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Everyone knows that muscle hypertrophy is linked with videogame skills
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    just waiting for the reveals
    Poglord 5 years ago
    remember kids: muscles always beat brains
    vert1go 5 years ago
    I kid. I love DK. But I am terrible and yet am on there.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Lifting actual barrels!!
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    The body builder dude needs to be high fived...in the face...with a table
    8bitMofo 5 years ago
    To beat the Ape, you must become the Ape.
    vert1go 5 years ago
    It is when *I* can get on there.
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    Man and I thought last years was bad. This new format is awful.
    abczyx 5 years ago
    I'm going to the gym to become the greatest Donkey Kong player in the world!
    Heschka 5 years ago
    oh man dat ego of the white guy...
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    321Beat off!
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    God, this needs a movie all of its own.
    harzo 5 years ago
    That french guy seems like a twat
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    @vert1go it's not meaningless at all
    vert1go 5 years ago
    What Would Wiebe Do?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    I a so depressed at this, I can't even be bothered to alt tab to some porn....
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    BRING BACK WIEBE!!
    vert1go 5 years ago
    I am officially the 120somethingth best DK player on Twin Galaxies. Which I did to prove how utterly meaningless it is.
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    Take some mass effect, bit of obrderlands, and SHOOT! i like it
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    "I still don't really understand what Destiny is"Answered "Robots! Dropships! Hover things! Walls! Doors! Guns!"
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Thank god for Nintendo!
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    there's been one new game announcement this is getting a bit shit
    AgrippA1 5 years ago
    @abczyx oh thank god for that
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    "At the last minute", Geoff? I don't think it was.
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    dESTINY looked okkaai i guess, I dunno. nothing really exciting tbh
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    oh
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    BRO THAT IS A SICK THUNDER GUN!
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    Destiny sure looks a lot like Halo.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Destiny has that D&D vibe going for it. Can't wait.
    OneZeroNyne 5 years ago
    @AgrippA1 nope its just been really bad.
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    What a terribly boring trailer of Destiny!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    I hope we get actual gameplay as opposed to in-game cinematic clips
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    did anyone ever care about the awards, all suspense was sucked away when gta are putting on a concert
    harzo 5 years ago
    That music is epic!
    iconld 5 years ago
    Nice colour-pallette!
    abczyx 5 years ago
    @AgrippA1 Nope, it's crap.
    Heschka 5 years ago
    @AgrippA1the show IS bad.
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Anyone who laughed at the mega64 skit needs to take a long hard look at themselves
    Heschka 5 years ago
    AGAIN no "gameplay" !!!
    AgrippA1 5 years ago
    is it just my or has the whole show been just really bad? I'm not getting old and grumpy am I?
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    I am so moist for Destiny, Sept is a looong wait.....
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    This show is making me cringe so much it feels like my chest is caving in.
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Not if you love shouting.
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    Finally Destiny
    jonbwfc 5 years ago
    That was... truly,truly awful.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    these are always funny every year
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Did everyone else just leave?
    Rayza 5 years ago
    Murica. Fuck yeah.
    harzo 5 years ago
    This shit makes me ashamed to be a gamer!!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    is this cleverly ironic or just shit?
    Pandy 5 years ago
    LOL'd at Ouya. Felt bad afterwards.
    iconld 5 years ago
    America....
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    Christ on a fucking bendy bus. What is this.
    hulkamania78 5 years ago
    The classic. American Humour . Americans are wankers
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Lordy who are these shouty gits?
    vert1go 5 years ago
    I heard that as Super Mario 3D World. Miyamoto came on, jumped on Joel's head then impaled him with the Master Sword. It was much better.
    OneZeroNyne 5 years ago
    Wow....just wow.
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    its funny cause its true
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    are these gamers too................im not a gamer
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Jesus christ what is this
    iconld 5 years ago
    yup.. @skowhegan
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Is there no audience at all? Christ that's awful. So people are giving their awkward speeches in front of a wall?
    jiveguy 5 years ago
    This shit is why I don't play games with people.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    samharper 5 years ago
    Ghosts didn't GOTY? Colour me surprised.
    Rayza 5 years ago
    Well that was awkward
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    oh come on...wtf
    tomphillipsEG 5 years ago
    This is funny if you've played Brothers, but sad because you remember *spoiler*.
    Soton4084 5 years ago
    Well deserved, but the Last of Us was a very, very close contender. They are both outstanding games for different reasons in my opinion.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Aye
    HarryB 5 years ago
    CRINGE
    Ryze 5 years ago
    The lack of an audience kills this as an award show. There's no atmosphere.
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    this show really needed some audience like someone said earlier (btw don't care for the winner, all of them are great games for sure)
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Hahaha I just don't understand why this show is so terrible. It's like there's 4 people in the audience and only one of them bothers clapping. Is it filmed in someone's back shed?
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    i don't even remember this game
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    I rather loved Bioshock too....
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Aw brothers...fab game.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    No interview with Trey Parker and Matt Stone? What a waste of time!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    These aren't gamers......These are BROs!
    Heschka 5 years ago
    GTAV is really good no cirtic but it's another sequel in the series. the other oney are unique games.
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    they screwed that up big
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    Goodbye VGA credibility. What was left after all these years, anyway.
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Disappointingly obvious :(
    iconld 5 years ago
    well... multi-platform vs exclusive
    Pasco_ 5 years ago
    Well, at least they got the GotY right.
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    FUCK! THIS IS WHY I HATE THE VGX! DX
    spazmo 5 years ago
    It's Keith from the Office
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Obvious multi-format winner is obvious. :(
    harzo 5 years ago
    This is making my eyes bleed and my ears rot
    NewbieZilla 5 years ago
    Pathetic.
    ruddiger7 5 years ago
    The last of us deserved that one.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Great choice, but hard to call with Last of Us....
    iamthelloyd 5 years ago
    really?
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    hahaa shoulder charge
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    WTF
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    hoping for either tomb raider gta or bioshock to win
    harzo 5 years ago
    I think GTA will win.... I hope not
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Super Mario 3D world has been out for what, 5 mins?
    iconld 5 years ago
    But I can live with The Last of Us
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    lol gotta love Stone/Parker....Baseketball anyone
    iconld 5 years ago
    Yes! @yumyum
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    Let it be The Last of Us, pretty please!?
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Brothers A Tale of Two Sons!!!!!!!! C'mon!!
    8bitMofo 5 years ago
    If you didnt see the event for which he was ridiculed then...
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    Trey Parker and Matt Stone were funny.
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Thank god Trey and Matt are here to inject some actual humour into proceedings!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    @Acquiescence I hope @Used_Fuzzbox meant in a tragic sense
    Heschka 5 years ago
    again no *gameplay*
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    This is first tme i actually see something with this geoff dude,and i dont see why he get ridiculed so much, he seems competent enough
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    "Cut the magic"
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    BOOM! Ryan Seacrest diss. Game over, bitches.
    saintedd 5 years ago
    Name drops cringe
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    But funnier than Bill Burr, sadly
    iconld 5 years ago
    Hmmm.. Joel is getting the hang of it... oh wait!....
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    More exclusives, or we all go to bed and YouTube the highlights tomorrow...
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    This is tragic.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    The one on the right looks like Bill Burr
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Geoff is happy to go off the autocue but bellend there is really uncomfortable.
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    Tom just go, nobody'll notice the delay
    8bitMofo 5 years ago
    Ricky Gervais of the gaming world, he's not. Shittest presenter I've seen in a long while, and thats including all those late night gambling/teleshopping shows...
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Surely, the Luteces will win.
    harzo 5 years ago
    @-cerberus- you need more JD
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    There's your drinking game right there. A shot each time your hear Next Gen.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Ohhh, great idea for a drinking game...
    Jaggens 5 years ago
    Well, next gen joke we slightly funny.
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Haha oh god who wrote this guy's script.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Are those dumbbells on the table?
    Sylis 5 years ago
    ios/mobile games invest in the console games not this crap
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Sounded like Lauara to me....
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Did anyone else think they were about to announce Alan Wake 2?
    hulkamania78 5 years ago
    The ipad joke has me in stitches classSic
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    Booo - no more tablet games please!
    UsefulPseudonym 5 years ago
    loving joel mchale
    iconld 5 years ago
    "I didn't ask for this"
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    well that was anti-climatic
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    tab=Blet IN-te-gration YEAEEEEEAAHHH!!!!
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Is knob Finnish for comedy God?
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    hah, an iOS game. Almost sounded something exciting....
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    The guy in the chequered shirt is annoying as hell.
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    IPad game? :(
    Mr_Git 5 years ago
    Geoff Keighley pronounces it as, 'Laura' too. The name seems to have some phonetic alterations when it crosses the pond.
    Jaggens 5 years ago
    If anyone says "push the envelope" or "true next gen experience" once more - I'm murdering my hostages.
    harzo 5 years ago
    iOS game? Oh dear god...
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Did no one see the TV show tie in at E3, looked like airbrushed shite
    iconld 5 years ago
    ow noooozz.. tablet gaming
    vert1go 5 years ago
    I admit it... I cheated and checked on Duckduckgo.
    saintedd 5 years ago
    Presenter is a knob
    Heschka 5 years ago
    @kassmageant"we made the best gameplaymechanics but there age gonna be very grindi so you better buy time skills with real mone"
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Wow, QB really does have a TV show tie in? Did no one learn anything from Defiance.....
    Pandy 5 years ago
    @vert1go Blinx! That's what it reminded me of! I'd forgotten the name.
    richardiox 5 years ago
    The other guy is the strong, silent one.
    man.the.king 5 years ago
    Quantum Break looks somewhat interesting, but I'm not really sure I want to tie myself to also have to watch an episodic TV show.If I have the option to skip the TV show, then that would definitely be preferable.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    @Used_Fuzzbox Literally none of the reviews mention that, i guess difficult platform, puzzle games dont sell as much as cover shooters nowadays
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    Pay to STOP THE TIME!
    vert1go 5 years ago
    Blinx v2
    IronGiant 5 years ago
    Quantum break looks shite.. Can't wait to see the laughable bad tv show that comes with it! ;)
    CosmicFuzz 5 years ago
    "I LIVE IN THE REMEDY MULTIVERSE"TUMBLEWEED
    Heschka 5 years ago
    At least this game could be awesome if it welle executed.But it's x1 so the change for fuck up's are big...
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Blah blah blah. Just show the game. Drop the spiel.
    iconld 5 years ago
    As I said... 3rd persone Timeshift by awesome Sierra!
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    all i want now is a release date
    vert1go 5 years ago
    The Telltale GoT was mentioned in the pre show apparently. The actual show not so much.
    Ryze 5 years ago
    Alan Wake features? Stutters?640p @ 25fps CONFIRMED!
    Master_Ted 5 years ago
    will they be using the xbox one's poor performance to make the frame drops and freezes gameplay mechanics? that's kind of neat
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Btw, do you recall when TR had actual tombs to raid, and wasn't just another generic action game... :(
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Wasn't a telltale Game of Thrones game rumored?
    vert1go 5 years ago
    "It'll be the "ultimate Remedy experience", combining the best of Max Payne and Alan Wake, says Lake."Shooting a tornado IN SLOW MOTION?
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    cig break time, thank you quantum
    patchbox360 5 years ago
    that new IP feel.... yummy
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    @ruddiger7: You're thinking of EA's NBA Live. NBA 2K14 is brilliant.
    iconld 5 years ago
    so.. 3rd person Timeshift?
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Where is the gameplay?This is just some shot's that say nothing.
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    So, with 40 mins done, only the Borderands 2/TellTale games collab excites me....
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    Blah, blah, blah... This ain't gonna be Max Payne. End of story.
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Uncharted anyone?
    Avaloner 5 years ago
    @masterofchaz This year it feels a bit more spontaneous and sincere. Prefer this to the more scripted and controlled fare we usually get
    harzo 5 years ago
    Dynamic cover mechanics.....never heard that 1 before!!
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    NBA Live was terrible
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Sam "Psychological Treeler" Lake.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    @dogmanstaruk Does this mean no Alan Wake 2 :(
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    i am a bit worried about these words
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    "I am here to control your mind, look into my eyes mister bond"
    patchbox360 5 years ago
    xbox snap VGX...while playing Dead Rising 3. nice
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    so excited for this game
    ruddiger7 5 years ago
    I thought NBA was terrible from everything i have read so far.
    iconld 5 years ago
    Max Payne is real!
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    @Avaloner but it was actually pretty good last year with Samuel L. Jackson hosting... This is just... oh god...
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Geoff looks shorter than I thought...unless everyone else is a giant.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Why dont they get some internet commentators like Totalbiscuit or the Rooserteeth guys to do this, it would be FUN!
    iconld 5 years ago
    Daniel Kayser and Geoff would be cool / better.....
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    I mean hey, it's not like its the XBone E3 shambles.....Oh, and NBA 2K14, the one that doesn't work on next gen? Heh..
    kalinichenko 5 years ago
    Crash Bandicoot,where the hell u at?
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    I quite like McHale. It's the scripted jokes that are shit. When he's just joking around off the script he's said some quite funny stuff (that thing about the drunk cameraman, and Geoff putting on more layers, for example).
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    :)
    Poglord 5 years ago
    lawnmower man reference cancels out the gif joke
    shogunknight 5 years ago
    LOLOL@ Tom
    Master_Ted 5 years ago
    Tom just wants to go homeI would too if I went to this
    Avaloner 5 years ago
    What's with all the nagging? The fact that a show like this even exists makes me realize how far the industry has come.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    WTF? No Paul Giamatti's Hot Yoga? Shenanigans!
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    @Used_Fuzzbox There isn't an audience? I thought they were being quiet
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    Geoff Keighley looks pretty fuming under the facade with his co-host...
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Gif joke was old and crap Tom.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    Is this guy drunk? I am but I'm not live streaming an awards ceremony thing with industry celebrities..
    Used_Fuzzbox 5 years ago
    Loving Joel McHale, its the lack of an audience that's killing this....
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Only a naughty dog game can save that "Show" now I think.
    Devididi 5 years ago
    When are the Vita premieres and announcements?
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Joel...go.away.now..Geoff can do this quite adequately on his own.
    Quickstick4 5 years ago
    I think Joel is brilliant!!! To many presenters are personality voids and try to be our friends.
    iconld 5 years ago
    games, show some games....
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Of all the things to show to this audience, DK wasn't it. Even Mario Kart would have been better. Sigh!
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    Joel shut up
    Jaggens 5 years ago
    You just can't let us miss McHale, VGX.
    kalinichenko 5 years ago
    Somebody tell Nintendo its 2013 and not 1995
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    "Got one team or two teams down there at the Studio?""Can't tell you"
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Oh no Mchale again.
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    aah
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    @patchbox360 I'm watching it on PSN. Smoothest stream I've ever wathed.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    they are as wooden as the MS PR men
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Reggie aint happy with Geoff's questions
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Every word in this interview is another AIDsy pump into Nintendo's dead soul.
    IronGiant 5 years ago
    Donkey kong how fuckin boring.. Yet another franchise that's been milked beyond death and back again.
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    Wait, where did he go....nvm thank god
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    If you told 3 people who don't like each other to go into a room and have banter
    gtmacc 5 years ago
    So badly want Nintendo to do well with the wii u but they really dont help themselves. donkey kong announcement really -_-
    harzo 5 years ago
    This is a train wreck
    Heschka 5 years ago
    *My body is always ready for you*
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    @spazmo, not gone, not forgotten here. ;)
    Ryze 5 years ago
    ...only problem is... NOBODY'S ARSED!
    patchbox360 5 years ago
    The Steam Stream is weaksauce, glad i came over here
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    they sound like they're on trial :o
    spazmo 5 years ago
    Wonder if the Vita will get a mention? Seems to be completely irrelevant these days. Completely forgotten.
    Poglord 5 years ago
    Whatever you think about Reggie, he's the only pro in the room
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    Blah, blah, blah... Get off the stage Nintendo! You bore me.
    DSR3 5 years ago
    Love DK, looking forward to it.
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    @kostabi no, don't do that, you'll break his heart
    Heschka 5 years ago
    Why is the show so boringLast year was so better.
    OneZeroNyne 5 years ago
    ahhh get this guy off,so hard to watch
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Be honest Reggie.
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    "This industry loves brand new hardware" quick, someone show him the Wii U sales figures.
    harzo 5 years ago
    Nintendo are already a year down the road... d'oh
    Ryze 5 years ago
    SQUIRM!
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    good question
    hulkamania78 5 years ago
    @DreadedWalrus a fan of neither but as a gamer its hard to get excited of a square jawed "suit" trying to convince me Kranky or Crankey is a character I'm gonna fly out and buy the game. The game may be GOTY but Nintendos character creation and names are not good to demonstrate or talk about. U need to play there games.
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    Reggie's time of the month it seems
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    Gotta love Reggie.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    @samthemiller Nexus 5, good choice ;) And yep, this is boring.
    lavalant 5 years ago
    Did he say PRO CONTROLLER?
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    coming up, level 3
    vert1go 5 years ago
    Run SM3DW on that nexus 5.
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    NEXT!
    Devididi 5 years ago
    My PC shits on all consoles. Combined.
    Ryze 5 years ago
    /yawnThere's so much that we can do on the Wii U... that only the 360 and PS3 have been able to do since 2005.
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    BORING! Next please... next please?... NEXT I SAID!!!
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    looks no better than wonderboy
    richardiox 5 years ago
    Fuck this new donkey kong game looks like an XBLA title or a reskinned Mario. Nintendo needed to use a platform like VGAs to show something to give us hope for the WiiU, especially after the sales battering it's taken this month.
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    I think even my nexus 5 is probably faster than the wii u.
    harzo 5 years ago
    Limitless graphics on Wii U... lol
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    It's amazing what they can achieve on a 3DS now.
    Sylis 5 years ago
    beejy boy
    vert1go 5 years ago
    So better than the other two consoles can manage then. ./cheapshot
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    metroid.. who's to say? you!
    NewbieZilla 5 years ago
    Want to hear about X and Bayonetta 2.
    iconld 5 years ago
    the 2nd level...
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Loved Donkey Kong on the 3DS, will probably play Tropical Freeze.
    harzo 5 years ago
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    NewbieZilla 5 years ago
    It's strange Nintendo didn't stick to Nintendo Direct as seems their preference. Maybe they feel it isn't doing enough for them.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    but its in 1080p 60!!!!!!
    vert1go 5 years ago
    "Can leap on donkey back" = DONKEY RIDING CONFIRMED.
    Sylis 5 years ago
    the last of us should win everything
    ckyman2 5 years ago
    You can say reg you donkey!
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    I'm happy with this format..just not Joel McHale...um...why?
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    fuck you jeff
    Pandy 5 years ago
    A smart bomb!This is a seriously weak showing.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    This game looks.... like something that could have been made at any point in the last 15 years... sorry but nothing about that excites me. Is this what Nintendo are working on all the time?
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    @hulkamania78 What, as opposed to straight-faced favourites like "Solid Snake"?
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    reggie has a fifa type head
    TheStarwind 5 years ago
    We're playing as Scrooge McCranky now.
    Jaggens 5 years ago
    Cmon, it's not that bad. It is bad, but in adorable way.
    Sylis 5 years ago
    beej
    spazmo 5 years ago
    First time here for Nintendo. Don't think they're coming back.
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    On the one hand, this is a rather underwhelming demo. On the other hand, so was Super Mario 3D World's.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    sirs you are insufferable bores
    iconld 5 years ago
    I'll endure the show. For all awkwardness, the world premieres are cool. Something to get excited about... Just... please... whisper in Joel's ear he has to stfu
    hulkamania78 5 years ago
    This is why the Wii U is fucking shit . Kranky????? How can a grown man say Kranky continually and be taken seriously
    richardiox 5 years ago
    OMG this is incredible. What a car crash. This show will live in infamy. That dude from Retro stood with Reggie looks straight out of the mid eighties.
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    Duck Tales pogo stick :)
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    idc about this
    harzo 5 years ago
    Why are we here and not at the pub lol
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    Kranky Kong... really? -.-
    tomphillipsEG 5 years ago
    Why is this not Metroid? :'(
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    I thought reggie was lou from operation repo at first glance
    hulkamania78 5 years ago
    Square jaw he ain't happy
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Reggie talking to the sound of the audience going off for a pee.
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    This is like a car crash in slow motion, but I love it!
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Kranky Kong = Innovation?!?!?!
    Ryze 5 years ago
    So, Reggie... how's the colossal failure of the Wii U being handled over at Nintendo in America?
    spunkythefunkymunkey 5 years ago
    Nope, I'm definitely going this time, this is terrible!
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    seems like reggies body is not ready
    rubthisway 5 years ago
    Meeetroi...oh.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    he looks like banjo from banjo and kazooie
    Rob_Nomad 5 years ago
    ARRRRR
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    PLAY THE GAME
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    Oh, i actually agree with that choice
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    "felching that award" umm. I now have a weird pirate porn visual in my head.
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    I don't get it, I remember these awards being okay last year. What happened?
    spunkythefunkymunkey 5 years ago
    @kalichenko Hollyoaks is better than this shit!
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    only thing im liking is the characters actually accepting it
    NewbieZilla 5 years ago
    That's sure to go down well.
    rubthisway 5 years ago
    I don't get the Hale character. Is he trying to channel Colbert or something?
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    @dogmanstruk whats your drink of choice? I like a JD and coke
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    hahahaa
    Ryze 5 years ago
    ???!
    kalinichenko 5 years ago
    off to watch porn,miles better than this
    spunkythefunkymunkey 5 years ago
    This is utter mince! I think I'll just check back after the show to see who won!
    Edeene 5 years ago
    This is positively the worst gaming related thing I have ever seen. I'm done.
    KopparbergDave 5 years ago
    The second guy presenting this is an absolute dick. It seems like the crap jokes and sarcy comments are scripted which makes it even worse.
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    Well YOU'RE RUINING MY EVENING
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    its so bad its bad
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    @dogmanstrukim at work!
    Monkey_Chops 5 years ago
    I'm loving Joel McHale. He's so bad at this, he'll make it really memorable
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Chivas Regal ;) @dogmanstar
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    stop the jokes my god
    Tubes 5 years ago
    So, the 'Definitive Version' is basically a port of the PC game minus 3D option
    Jaggens 5 years ago
    I absolutely love this trainwreck of a show. Please go on, it's so awesome and horrible.
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    It sounds dumb when you name game "definitive edition', and then say 'no, definitive version wont have 3d like pc version"
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    she dint like that nickname! HAHA
    iconld 5 years ago
    Please, give me the camera-dude of the Playstation E3 Press conference instead of this douchebag.... doh.
    MrWonderstuff 5 years ago
    Just leave Geoff to do the interview the other guy is a total bellend.
    DSR3 5 years ago
    Oh my god
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Awkward.
    Sylis 5 years ago
    Joel stop being funny you suck at it
    samthemiller 5 years ago
    don't call her cammie she ain't your stepping stone
    shogunknight 5 years ago
    Digital Foundry will be the judge of that
    Ryze 5 years ago
    LARA! Stop saying Laura.
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    Think it was multiplayer dlc. Hoping they take the mp out.
    n0lIfn0Ppl 5 years ago
    could someone enter the set and punch that guy in the face please
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    That guy sitting there in checkered shirt is annoying now, Seems his trying too hard
    Kaminari 5 years ago
    I'm only 20 minutes into this piece of shitty show and it's already pissing me off. No way I'm gonna endure this for three hours. Good luck Tom.
    hulkamania78 5 years ago
    McHale really is a prick. Cringe city
    Ryze 5 years ago
    Better head. Always worth upgrading for.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    @MeBrainsI totally agree, they went the uncharted path instead of playing to their strengthsps is it not just a pc port?
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Hmmmm... hair.
    spunkythefunkymunkey 5 years ago
    Yup, she'd get pumped.
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    "Laura Croft". :(It's not just an American thing either - I have American friends who can pronounce "Lara". Just these guys. Even the dev is saying "Laura".
    NewbieZilla 5 years ago
    I was about to ask was there DLC for Tomb Raider, and then I realised that would be a dumb question. What type of DLC did it have? SIngle player? Multiplayer?
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    Finally something to look at...........The red dress
    Kaminari 5 years ago
    What was it about "Laura" Croft's psychology again?
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    so are these HD remakes or merely multiplatform?
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    so nothing new just new console well won't get that then
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    Tress FX or GTFO
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    TOMB RAIDER: PS4 and XBOX ONE
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    7 MILLION SALES. WE WILL GET THERE.
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    @masterofchaz jap
    NOSAVIOUR 5 years ago
    This is cringe worthy. Character or not, guy just comes across as a price.
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Coming out for Xbox one and PS4?
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    I dont know how these things go -s there enough time for a smoke during these dumb skits?
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    the jokes are so obvious and forced, wish it was more like a genuine chat :(
    unicorn69 5 years ago
    What is this shit man :(
    KrisVr 5 years ago
    uuuuum.....wtf
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Lemme just check twitter...
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    i thought smosh's audience was a somewhat younger demographic?
    Edeene 5 years ago
    This is just horrible.
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    Its actually funny how out of place, pissed off, and unfunny joel hale is, whoever the hell he is
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    I thought I was the only one lol @dogmanstaruk
    spunkythefunkymunkey 5 years ago
    Who the fuck is that McHale dude?
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    oh no *cringe*
    IOnlyUseSkill 5 years ago
    I'm actually enjoying the fact that Jeff Winger is hosting.
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    oh no its the doritos guy
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Pitchford sounds like a complete bellend. This doesn't surprise me.
    lukejones 5 years ago
    McHale plays the dick in Community, it’s his character.
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Crashing and burning... Crashing and burning...
    ValentynL 5 years ago
    Man, love how serious that guy is. xD
    hulkamania78 5 years ago
    McHale is big on E channel in the US all over it when I was in Vegas. This is his act . Americans like it . irony to them prick for us real people
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    echoes
    Deadpaul91 5 years ago
    Wat
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    need to fit some sound absorbent curtains in there...
    iamthelloyd 5 years ago
    Not quite the Borderlands 3 announcement, but could still be awesome.
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    That "left handed" joke was good. And not scripted, coincidentally.
    shogunknight 5 years ago
    Lol....No
    hulkamania78 5 years ago
    Errr .....I'll pass
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    ...sooo no GoT?...
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    your great, No..your great.....Noooo your great
    smenj 5 years ago
    Are Telltale massively expanding after the success of TWD? They're making TWD season 2, Fables, some Game Of Thrones adaption, and now this, too.
    shogunknight 5 years ago
    Hmmm, not sure about this
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Gearbox can go fuck themselves. Luckily it looks like Telltale are making it.
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Wonder if Anthony Burch will be writing this one?
    Canyarion 5 years ago
    Aw man, for a moment I thought it was a Telltale game of FireFly. I'm sad.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    how are telltale making so many games at the moment?
    Stjarnor 5 years ago
    TellTale games - I love you!
    LeeKingCox 5 years ago
    i think Keighley wants to go to the loo
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Ha the female orgasm is a myth. Am I right guys? Guys? Guys? Is this thing even on?
    lukejones 5 years ago
    It won’t happen, but if Dark Souls 2 is announced for next gen my brain would cum on the inside of my face.
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    Shit writers, whoever they are.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    i said down twice :/
    Canyarion 5 years ago
    Who is this guy that thinks he's funny? He's terrible.
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    I hate to say it, but this is actually quite funny.
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    so they've down scaled everything down
    Stjarnor 5 years ago
    Why awful? =)
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Smiley smiley Geoff Keighley...
    masterofchaz 5 years ago
    Video games, I like those!
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    wow an app as a preorder bonus bit stupid
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    "Yay! Companion app!" is something only heard in Eidos' board room.
    jorgecosta12 5 years ago
    boas
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    whens the release date for thief?
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    Is there any way to watch it full screen on mobile? Ipad to be specific?
    dannyboi3459 5 years ago
    @XboxOneFail really you made an account just for hating on xbox
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    If it wasn't for the soul patch he'd be one ugly woman.
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    Take a shot every time they do a 'sponsor' spot.
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    So, video games, eh guys? I hear they're fun
    spazmo 5 years ago
    A certain forum have hyped up Nintendo's appearance here to crazy proportions when It's already been said to be 'a new look at a previously announced game'. It's as though this showing will make or break the company.
    Darkwaknight 5 years ago
    And 60fps tomb raider with advanced tressfx!!
    Pandy 5 years ago
    @stoomonsterThat'd be something special, but is a new game showing confirmed from them? I think a demo of Super Mario 3D World is more likely. Going in with low expectations on that front anyway. :/
    Darkwaknight 5 years ago
    The order 1886 gameplay. Uncharted, and a proper in game halo trailer.....lost guardian!!!
    Farrow 5 years ago
    Saw the leaks. No need to watch it.
    Mike1980 5 years ago
    i predict something will happen that will make us all ashamed to be game players. And unfortunately, it will be scripted in the show.
    StooMonster 5 years ago
    Any bets on the unannounced Wii U game to be presented by Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime? Meteroid?
    OtisBDriftwood 5 years ago
    Hope they announce a remake of captain silver or cloud master
    StooMonster 5 years ago
    OK, it's KOTAKU but their 'seven most annoying types of gamer' are funny http://kotaku.com/the-seven-most-annoying-types-of-gamers-1478099289
    StooMonster 5 years ago
    GTA5 on PC announcement please
    MilkYMoO 5 years ago
    Hopefully going to see some Sunset Overdrive footage. Maybe a new teaser for Halo 5.
    synful_deus 5 years ago
    Just want a TW3 trailer that blows me away. Anything else is a nice surprise but some ND, Next ME and maybe a non-predictable Nintendo "surprise" would be cool/
    Malek86 5 years ago
    I wonder if I'm crazy for staying up until 3 a.m. for this? But then, announcement, woohoo.
    FromOlhaoWithLove 5 years ago
    hoping for more ps4/ps3/psv exclusives anaunced
    JohnnyCullen 5 years ago
    Cerberus: Keighley said earlier this week The Order wouldn't be at the show.
    Kostabi 5 years ago
    A real man drives his Dodge Viper in the middle of the road, Kenny Powers style.
    Pandy 5 years ago
    Any one made any mountain dew jokes yet? It's all about MacDonalds this month.
    ol\'dirty\'bus\'stop 5 years ago
    I want to see some Metroid.
    makeamazing 5 years ago
    Telltale are going to reveal details about Game of Thrones, according to twitter.
    Resurrected-X460 5 years ago
    @AnsemsApprenticeDon't brace yourself, nuclear winter is not coming.
    AnsemsApprentice 5 years ago
    Oh, I missed the beginning of the article. Ignore me.
    AnsemsApprentice 5 years ago
    Was this the event which the Fallout 4 rumours are connected to?There'll be a mushroom cloud in my trousers if there's any truth to them.
    DreadedWalrus 5 years ago
    @Hieronymus "Event" is getting to be a good one these days.
    makeamazing 5 years ago
    The biggest problem for me is that there isn't that many surprises looking at the list. Oh there's a TitanFall or Destiny video... ok ok, show them at any point.. I'm interested in new stuff.
    karlo87 5 years ago
    Nintendo to announce cyberpunk Zelda, and a western developed post-apocalyptic FPS with a multiplayer function. Believe.
    Hieronymus 5 years ago
    Drinking game rules: take a sip everytime you hear the words: "Experience" and "Content".This one works wonders during E3.
    Resurrected-X460 5 years ago
    Fingers crossed for Uncharted4 trailer!
    Guy.J. 5 years ago
    @samharper yes! BI for Most Pretentious Turd!
    samharper 5 years ago
    If CoD Ghosts and Ryse don't win awards or at least get nominated for most innovative game I will be very surprised. Also expect TLoU and GTA V to win nearly everything, and somehow Forza 5 will win best racing game. Also Bioshock Infinite will surely win something, no matter how much I hated it.
    makeamazing 5 years ago
    @MrTomFTW haha yeah sorry.Though I've just heard from a source from Sony, they are quite happy with the name change and it being replaced, they said they like it being an X VGA.../no this time I will definitely get my coat
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    @makeamazing - I've seen some tenuous jokes about the Xbox One over the past few months, but my God that one was a hell of a stretch!Well done. I approve.
    makeamazing 5 years ago
    MrTom, I heard that the reason it changed was that MS didn't want to show games at a show called VGA, as it might make their games seem like low res... /me gets coat
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    Anyone else think Spike rebranded this to VGX after seeing the Eurogamer Expo got rebranded to EGX?Believe!
    makeamazing 5 years ago
    Seriously I cannot get hyped any more... I've done that for every show/event this year and been disappointed, don't do it to me again!!!!
    spazmo 5 years ago
    I predict a real dudebro affair, a Nintendo minute for the kiddies, then more dudebro action. Will be super awesome addicting.
    Caribou 5 years ago
    /obligatoryVGX. 3 Letters. HL3 Confirmed.
    feistycheese 5 years ago
    Rumours are Fallout 4 might be getting announced after Bethesda trademarked the name recently. :fingerscrossed:
    nfsking2000 5 years ago
    @YumYumPuddingGamer Because gaming world is very different than it?
    YumYumPuddingGamer 5 years ago
    Isn't this the really shit backslapping, corrupt celebrity parade awards ceremony where most of the awards got to the Call of Duties and GTAs?
    Barrel_Trollz 5 years ago
    GTA 5 soundtrack?G L A M O R OU S? :l
    Mugwum 5 years ago
    @MrTomFTW The video width was annoying me too so I fixed it. Sorry about that!
    CharlieStCloud 5 years ago
    NINTENDO FINALLY ANNOUNCES THE LONG AWAITED NEW SUPER MARIO AND LUIGI BROS. FOR THE WII U...!
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    If Nintendo announce another Mario/Luigi game I will straight up murder them up.
    Shoozle 5 years ago
    Hidetaka Miyazaki's new game would be a delight. Whether its related to the Souls games or not.
    GajKnight 5 years ago
    Uncharted 4?Please have something on Uncharted 4.
    ibenam 5 years ago
    Any chance of Riddggggggeeee Raceeerrrrrrrr??
    Canyarion 5 years ago
    Oh man, so many Nintendo fans are riding the Zelda hype train... I would love to see Zelda U, but I just don't see it happening. Nintendo is really bad with these live announcements, plus they like to announce games within a year of release.
    MrTomFTW 5 years ago
    I like the way the video is slightly wider than the page column. It in no way annoys the OCD part of my brain.
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    ... With ps 4
    kassmageant 5 years ago
    I want them make me feel like im the only boy in the world.