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Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon

Alien Ant Farm.

Let's have a go, though. Partly, of course, it's so satisfying because EDF has the immediacy of a really good old-fashioned arcade game. Forget motive and characterisation: enemies spawn and then they run at you, and there's nothing much for you to do except blow them to pieces.

But it's also because of a robust sense of focus. While the game doesn't attempt very much, it tends to get everything it does have a go at just right. AI team-mates are surprisingly reliable, Alien UFOs spiral out of the sky exactly the way they should when you shoot them, ants and spiders follow pleasing trajectories across the street if you shotgun them in the face, and buildings - after you've pumped enough rockets into them - shudder into the ground with a perfect lazy sigh of smoke and gravel. It would be hard to mistake EDF for a game that's cost a great deal of money to make, but when everything comes together - when you're running through the battlefield as enemies bounce around you, drop ships explode overhead, and the giant building you're facing starts to crumble - it summons up that elusive blockbuster feeling very nicely. It's the same feeling that other, far more ambitious games, often need to rely on heavy scripting to recreate.

That's it, I think: EDF isn't afraid to let the player cause chaos on their own terms. It doesn't really care if you sit down quietly and play through the story the developers have already prepared for you, or if you just jab away at the buttons absent-mindedly while you're on the phone to the bank. It isn't bothered if you're not looking the right way during set-pieces, because there are no real set-pieces. You can even remix the entire campaign to keep things fresh: I'm not sure Naughty Dog will ever let you do that.

Play in Tactical Armour and you get turrets and mines - play in Jet, though, and you can fly.

Beyond the immediacy of the slaughter, there are a few other elements to consider this time. There are four different armour classes to level up (Battle's the heavy, Jet's the nimble one, while Tactical and Trooper are your equipment deployer and classic EDF kit respectively), dozens of weapons to buy, and a new active reload system that can cut your downtime between clips in half if you time it just right. There's also a Survival mode that just throws enemies at you until you can't take it any more. It's a bit like the campaign itself, if I'm being honest but that's hardly a criticism: it just means that Vicious Cycle has built an EDF campaign the way it should have.

I think you're going to love Insect Armageddon, then, but you may love it very fiercely for a fairly short space of time - a fact that Namco Bandai all but acknowledges with the price point. This is a smart discount blaster to dive into for a few hours every few months, and to have nearby whenever you get bored of more complex entertainments that come with characters and plot twists and levels that aren't all largely interchangeable. It's basic stuff, its frame-rate can stutter, and it's got a handful of minor - ha! - bugs, but if you're looking for a source of guilt-free insect murder over the next few weeks, this is the best show in town. Just ask the ants.

8 / 10