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Splinter has viewers in stitches

Yep, that's the best we could come up with. Lurid TV ad inside.

Here at Eurogamer, we don't normally host adverts because, well, they're usually crap. We've made exceptions in the past though, if warranted. We felt that recent pro-peace advert from Sony probably deserved an airing, for example.

However sometimes, we just like to post funny, candid, voyeuristic, lurid or degenerative crap, and Ubi Soft's latest live-action ad for Splinter Cell fills many of these criteria!

So, here it is, in all its glory. It's only a 1.61MB QuickTime file. We'd love to tell you what's in it, but that might spoil it, so if you think your employer might feel awkward about any of the themes mentioned above, best save it for later, eh?

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