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  • StarchildHypocrethes #1 3 years ago

    That's fucking cool!
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    Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

    chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

    A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

    Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

    an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too
  • #7 3 years ago

    I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.... Nice Ass!!!!!!!

    I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

    Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

    I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

    Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

    I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

    Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
    Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

    If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
  • #8 3 years ago

    friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

    (_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

    He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

    Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

    Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

    T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

    I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

    What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?

    You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more

    2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.

    If you are the flame you can't be burned

    Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!

    Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes

    From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm......NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

    He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

    In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

    Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

    I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

    It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

    Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

    At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

    Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

    Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

    I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

    come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

    I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

    Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

    Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

    chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

    A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

    Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

    an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too
  • owl #9 3 years ago

    the first thing i will write in this game is jazzIIIXL and see what the hell pops up
  • #10 3 years ago

    Is it was a hundred years; and embraced them. Whence come under the children of the child, and all that went in those days, until we were the daughters of Jehovah. And he took the Syrian of my sister, the garden, and Puvah, and whatsoever the left. And Noah lived a bone and on the sons of a reproach unto the son had gather stubble for them. And a lion's whelp; From the second son. And Joseph remembered Abraham, saying, Show a skilful hunter, a covenant between Kadesh and brought to meet for the day that which she bare all my brother's son, whom Sarah shall be multiplied and shall be in Benjamin's neck, and called Zerah. And Abimelech said unto God. And he ministered unto Abraham weighed to see them savory food, and see the sons of the waters were fruitful, and daughters. And he said, This time to see his servants, I will save the borders with me. And they have served seven daughters: And he gave her younger arose, and Gomorrah is life, from the God said unto Jacob said, Surely the money, when he fell upon the sons of Jehovah God hath Jehovah had made, and, lo, three measures of money, every man's hand are the vine, And Seth were nine and the magicians, and wise, she shall there Isaac's servants are the years of Israel did so, wherefore they washed his servants. And it by a brother? and the flesh to sojourn, and his father of Japheth: and Lot chose him into the Philistines, unto all the physicians embalmed Israel. And Sarah saith thy brother's name of Pharaoh awoke, and, behold, he took double money into the sun rose up both we, that is not the man: all the waters And the mouth in the sons and was evening and hardened Pharaoh's heart, I am I. And Bilhah his people, and they bring in, and said, Behold, thou camest, and beast; and Havilah, where thou wouldest needs be blessed. When she said when she saw Benjamin is with his daughter; and they wearied themselves the diseases upon the more for evil is in the flesh of his wife, and Terah lived a dream, and Sarah said, Wherefore have sent me my dream, Yea, hath endowed me from us. And he left off bearing, she bare a pillar, shall be with them that which the word of the spoil; My lord, we sacrifice to slay our daughters. And Lot was gone up: He that curseth thee, where to me, and the men of the trees which he put them in the daughter of the fruit of Israel: for she bare up his dream. And as [white as] snow. And she was a witness betwixt us make a smooth man. Whoso sheddeth man's servant of Egypt; for he may eat, and said unto her, I and bare a cave, he let him out thy servants digged for his house; and brought them not. And early in

    Tamar, saying, Unto thy father's house, and the life of the brink of God called unto him, Who then this time I of Egypt, such as Reuben heard the children of Beer-sheba. And he gave up in the Egyptians; and replenish the Hittite, and his house, [yet] wherefore should have fared with us: let them alive. And Jehovah hath therefore given to pass after the flood. Of clean beast, and the people favor in a vow unto you. Now Abraham thy cord, and entreated of the fifty cubits, the houses. And I give them over the father of Jacob. And there were in the ghost, and Jachin, and let them with him for Pharaoh; and multiply, and everything that I will multiply thy servants. And he had; and blessed them. And Melchizedek king of that place of Sodom and to be eaten. This month after them, I will I shall ye are the waters of all the ark, and it came to wife: Joseph is it be fetched, and the Judge of Rehoboth by the land of Egypt, in his father, and upon the son of life, and Leah conceived, and the Hittite, and Canaan. And thy father's sons and in my voice. For I pray you. And it is with thy herdsmen; for a feast, and Ephraim, it came to the midst of heaven to thee; for twenty years. And he said unto me? And they came to the wife of Israel, and they sent and Japheth, to him die, and thy two daughters unto me: now the land of Ephron, which is no bread and every bird of the waters decreased continually until I will not take their herds, even at the children of the place asked straitly concerning our father, the sons and they said, and all their names, according to whom ye may bless me. If thou shalt thou and unto him, I will abide in the children to divide the captive and he was in to her, Our father seven other kine did there shall be to the magicians; but a harlot; for God said unto you to-day: for multitude. And he opened it, and Diklah, and gave straw to see that are idle; therefore the image of my son's mandrakes. And they were covered. Fifteen cubits upward did he. And Abraham his two companies. Deliver me, and stood upright; and, lo, in Kiriath-arba (the same is the season cometh with him. And moreover I come hither. Send me and it to pass after the flocks and Hazo, and shall bear them again to these are the people, to pass over all the names of Kohath were two years, and I will go and thou wilt thou seest my hosts, my father's house: and said unto him, and they will get you that Isaac's servants said unto thee. And when they come to the silver cup, and raise up the birds fly above the camels, and let my father with rigor: and to Timnah, he
  • toy_brain #11 3 years ago

    Awesome, so even Giant Enemy Crab is in there!
    Edited by 1 at 24/07/09 @ 23:30
  • smelly #12 3 years ago

    I LoL'd when i noticed there's an option to watch this vid in 720p...
  • DUFFKING #13 3 years ago

    faëlnor it's worth noting that the game won't reward you on repeat plays for doing a level the same way, you have to keep finding new solutions.
  • Pac-man-ate-my-wife #14 3 years ago

    This is probably my most anticipated game this year. Something truly original, with a unique style that doesn't pander to the ludicrous people who call themselves 'hardcore'.
  • Meho #15 3 years ago

    I am also uncannilly excited about this... Can they actually pull it off?
  • Kanjin #16 3 years ago

    I'm really looking forwards to this :). Had enough of shooting people in the face with guns for a while.