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  • Rich72 #1 6 years ago

    me wants it now..... but my bank balance is creaking at the moment
  • kangarootoo #2 6 years ago

    So is the story one of those "we screwed our planet, so we went to take over another one, and apparently the life forms already there weren't keen" type things?

    I bet that guy at the end was f'cking DELIGHTED he had picked the rocket launcher when that big alien popped out of the ground. Imagine his embarrasment if he had taken the bolas gun (apparently very good on walking robots) out of the box.
  • Lukus #3 6 years ago

    Who's the crazy Ewok?
  • Lukree #4 6 years ago

    And then the aliens hit the men with a GIANT PENIS.

    End of story.
  • bubble #5 6 years ago

    It is certainly more stylish than GoW.

    Pity about voice-over-man making everything he touches turn to cheese though.