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If I Were in a Sealed Room With a Girl, I'd Probably XXX trailer

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Published 14 February, 2012 Duration 4:36

3DS love simulation probably never coming to Europe.

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SClaw #1 3 months ago

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linea #2 3 months ago

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If I were in a sealed room with a girl, I'd probably regret having had baked beans with my breakfast.
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toythatkills #3 3 months ago

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I'd probably sit in the corner and wait for her to say something and when she did I'd mumble something and then look at the floor.
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MavSkipper #4 3 months ago

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2D = YES!! 3D = NO!!
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stee1gargoyle #5 3 months ago

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Post deleted at 15:27:15 14-02-2012
Arsecake_Baker #6 3 months ago

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I would probably be incredibly worried about the lack of oxygen and how i got into the situation in the first place!
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the_dudefather #7 3 months ago

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XXX = cry
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Heitzu #8 3 months ago

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Seriously?!
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RoOhDaMite #9 3 months ago

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Call me autistic, but I really don't like to spend time with girls, unless there is something fun to do.
I don't meet my girlfriends during the week as I am too busy doing stuff.
If they want to spend quality time with me they better take me out, or do some cooking.

Yeah that's how spoiled I am.

Edited by RoOhDaMite at 14/02/12 @ 14:01
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Buenos_Estente #10 3 months ago

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.. end up in court, I will never learn
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ram #11 3 months ago

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If I Were with a Girl Seal In A Room I'd Probably XXX

Edited by ram at 14/02/12 @ 13:50
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shadowmind #12 3 months ago

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I don't understand what they are saying. But listening just sounds wrong.
Whats with the Japanese fascination with sexualising young girls
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Dewin #13 3 months ago

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This is sooo sad......
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duerer #14 3 months ago

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Should be: If I would be in a girl, the room would probably be sealed.
Special collector's edition with unlockable Dr Ruth-less mode!
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RaZmataZ13 #15 3 months ago

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Let's see how Nintendo's ARM handles this.
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Kami #16 3 months ago

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@RaZmataZ13 ; Is that the one that looks like a tentacle? I wouldn't trust that arm...
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Canyarion #17 3 months ago

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4:10 - 4:12 so wrong...
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madgerald Verified Studio Head of PR & Marketing, Colossal Games LTD #18 3 months ago

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The title sounds like a round from Blankety Blank..

I now feel dirty.
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Timotei #19 3 months ago

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0:00 - 4:36 so wrong...
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Uncompetative #20 3 months ago

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"If I Were in a Sealed Room with a Girl, I'd Probably Fap" would make me seem like less of a wanker than being caught playing this game.
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TarickStonefire #21 3 months ago

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@shadowmind "Whats with the Japanese fascination with sexualising young girls"

Hey if the young girls don't want to be sexualised they shouldn't have auditioned to be in the game.
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persus-9 #22 3 months ago

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If I Were in a Sealed Room With a Girl, I'd Probably say hello, introduce myself and gratuitously mention that I'm getting married this summer. Then I'd ask if she happens to no a good way out of this sealed room and assuming she didn't then I'd start to look at how the room could be unsealed myself. After awhile I'd have to mention that the situation is really pretty similar to a strange Japanese game I heard of called "If I Were in a Sealed Room With a Girl, I'd Probably XXX" which I understood to basically be a perverts take on the escape the room genre. Then we'd escape the room and probably friend her on Facebook since that is the sort of shared experience that brings people together.
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shadowmind #23 3 months ago

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@TarickStonefire makes sense
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darc #24 3 months ago

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Skullgirls, Videogames Can't Do Sex, this...

Is today cheesy NQuiteSFW day at Eurogamer or what?
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Squidgywidgywoo #25 3 months ago

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Ewww, I got it all over my phone. Wet wipes!
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jonbwfc #26 3 months ago

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@darc That's Valentine's day in the world of videogaming.
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darc #27 3 months ago

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@jonbwfc Ha! How could I have missed that?
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riz23 #28 3 months ago

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If I were a Seal in a girl I'd get a room and XXX
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DrStrangelove #29 3 months ago

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If I were in a Sealed Room With a Girl, knowing my luck, she probably wears a leather mask and an XXL strapon.
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Dave52 #30 3 months ago

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Meanwhile in Japan....
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jonfon #31 3 months ago

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@DrStrangelove
And this is why you are known as Strange Love?
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super_monty #32 3 months ago

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I wonder how high this will get in the Japanese charts, do things actually sell?
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lucky_jim #33 3 months ago

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If this is a "love simulation" then I think I'm doing it wrong.

Edited by lucky_jim at 14/02/12 @ 17:43
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juliankennedy23 #34 3 months ago

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So it is a dating Simulator mixed with the Saw Series?
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stryker1121 #35 3 months ago

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Otaku-rific!
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doragonpawwa #36 3 months ago

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Cool music
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WillyWongler #37 3 months ago

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If I Were in a Sealed Room With a Girl, I'd Probably start an in depth discussion on the depth of Street Fighter 2's competitive gameplay until she suggests having dirty sex with me to end the suicide inducing conversation.
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albo #38 3 months ago

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nintendo publish hentai now O_o
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FarbrorBaku #39 3 months ago

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Oh look it's kotaku's game of the year 2012.
The mars sign getting a boner at 04:35 complete with the "boing" sound effect, is pure class good job who ever green lighted this totally uncreepy game!
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ExplodingClown #40 3 months ago

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If I was in any kind of room with these creepy, noseless, saucer-eyed manga girls, I'd freak the fuck out.
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Springchicken #41 3 months ago

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This looks nothing like an escape the room game.
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Architect_z #42 3 months ago

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XXX = Turn into Vin Diesel
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