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Golden Axe Beast Rider - Trailer

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Despite living in a land of giants, barbarian hordes, fire breathing lizards and huge, flesh hungry apes, the heroine of Beast Rider still thinks that what basically amounts to a hide bikini is the best outfit for battle. Sassy, but ultimately a bit short-sighted.

2/09/08   Duration: 1' 33"

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Dizzy
02/09/08 @ 10:05
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What no Death Adder?
guernican
02/09/08 @ 10:11
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"Not this day!"

It must be Winsday.
Buztafen
02/09/08 @ 10:22
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Aaah, i miss my childhood years when it was ok to fancy a female computer generated character with huge norks.....:(
Gnort
02/09/08 @ 10:55
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From this trailer, it seems like an exceptionally poor use of the Golden Axe license, there's nothing I recognise from the original games at all. Well, apart from Tyris, but nobody ever used her in the original game because she was rubbish compared to the barbarian and the dwarf (although at 0:40 it's pretty obvious why the developers picked her).

Seriously, it might as well be called Heavenly Sword: Beast Battle.
ZuluHero
02/09/08 @ 11:16
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maybe thats a good thing?
grogson
02/09/08 @ 11:56
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ahahaha fucking ace!
bushwod
02/09/08 @ 12:27
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She can ride ME any day etc etc

!groan!
Triggerhappytel
02/09/08 @ 12:35
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@ Gnort - I used to use Tyris quite a lot because she had the best magic.

Anyway, this looks pretty shite. Does it remind anyone else of Crash of the Titans a bit, but, y'know, all angsty?
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ZuluHero
02/09/08 @ 13:01
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i think this looks awesome. Its gonna be another viking, but i really liked viking :)
Gnort
02/09/08 @ 13:01
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@Triggerhappytel
What? She only had the best magic if you spent half the game storing it up, it was actually worse than the other characters' at lower levels. So for one, maybe two usages of uber-magic, you played the entire game with the character with the least effective weapon?

I think you used her quite a lot because she had the biggest tits ;)
Which is clearly a factor the developer of this remake is counting on.
mukki
02/09/08 @ 13:03
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geez how about a NEW game idea...
Armed with the magic of my tatas..
not that I have anything against scantly clad digital ladies...
still this looks way too much like heavenly sword...
or is this a promo game for the axe deodorant??

Triggerhappytel
02/09/08 @ 13:13
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Well, I only ever really used magic on the big bosses or when I was in danger of dying, so I usually had time to build her magic levels right up. But she did have lovely norks, which was quite possibly a subliminal contributing factor.

Also, I've played the Golden Axe trilogy on the Mega Drive Collection a while back and they're all pretty hard now. Either that or I'm just completely shite these days.
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Gnort
02/09/08 @ 13:27
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Speaking of the Golden Axe trilogy, did you notice that Tyris's GA2 sprite is pretty much identical to her GA1 sprite, except with bigger boobs?
michaelius
02/09/08 @ 13:49
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Trailer looks pretty good.

Definitly need demo to check it.
Triggerhappytel
02/09/08 @ 14:10
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No, I can't say I noticed....

Pervert.

;)
BooMMooB
03/09/08 @ 07:30
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sweet stuff.. I like it.
Oh-Bollox
10/09/08 @ 11:41
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At 0.40 it looks like she's shat herself. And it's ran down her legs. And set.
Quint2020
22/09/08 @ 14:07
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This actually looks pretty damn good, reminds me of Conan but with mounts and I loved Conan.
SentientNr6
25/09/08 @ 13:18
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beasts and boobs
Might be fun!

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