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Final Fantasy XIII cinematic collection

5 (4 ratings)

Nearly eight minutes of cinematics from FF XIII, comprising of more gasps, trauma and dramatic tension than three years worth of Hollyoaks.

28 Sep   Duration: 7' 10"

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Stuz359
28/09/09 @ 13:02
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I don't understand what they are saying so I made up my own dialogue. From the sounds of it, most of the characters are constipated and are angry because they cannot have a crap. I would be too.

Game looks great though.
menschenfracht
28/09/09 @ 13:04
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the girl sounds a bit like Hunter Thompson in the beginning of the trailer. football season is over, etc etc etc.
marmaduke
28/09/09 @ 13:14
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Rough plot translation: in a parallel world where a rare virus has sent all structural engineers mad, four high-school students go on a road trip to Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Following some skydiving and a trip to the zoo, they admire the crazy fibreglass L'Oreal stand in a nearby shopping center and have an argument in Next.
marmaduke
28/09/09 @ 13:23
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Incidentally if seven minutes of this crap seems as long as it does, can you imagine what 40 hours would feel like?
Dizzy
28/09/09 @ 13:23
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Oh god... this drained my soul. And what is up with the kilt?
ybfelix
28/09/09 @ 13:25
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The firework screen looks like Geometry War...
squarejawhero
28/09/09 @ 13:46
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Paedo sim!
Buztafen
28/09/09 @ 14:12
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Oooo...sexy time!
owl
28/09/09 @ 14:27
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oh my! see the hair! the wondrous, bountiful hair!!
owl
28/09/09 @ 14:50
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i see someone rolled in here with a sense of humour bypass. . .

"minuses for you all!! mwuhaha"
Svpamm1
28/09/09 @ 15:02
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Tension! Drama! Excitement! Gay!
Alatair
28/09/09 @ 15:25
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Is it just me, or are Lightning's ears incredibly large? 3 mins 20 secs in. And ybfelix, you are so right about that, someone at Squenix is definitely a fan of that.
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knightmt
28/09/09 @ 17:00
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The music is even more camp that SF.

Are orientals harder to draw or something. Or have they dyed there hair.

Lots of short skirts? Can't wait.
faëlnor
28/09/09 @ 17:48
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The music really is terrible. I thought this was Final Fantasy.
Slipstream
28/09/09 @ 21:44
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjpcknSFFqU

Translation!
Thank me later.
actionfitz
29/09/09 @ 12:05
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dont cry emo.
Bigglesworth
29/09/09 @ 13:19
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"sense of humour bypass"? Someone said something funny?

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