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Dead or Alive: Paradise trailer

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Published 28 January, 2010 Duration 1:31

Videogames strike yet another blow for equality with DOA: Paradise, proving that the best way to establish parity with the patriarchal establishment is to climb trees in bikinis.

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RoddyCool #1 2 years ago

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Feck! Arse! Girls!
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MyPointIs #2 2 years ago

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Nice thumbnail!

I admire them for their intelligence.
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TopKatt #3 2 years ago

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This is where the PSPGo will come into it's own. It's smaller size will make it much easier to hold in one hand than the 3000.
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smoothpete #4 2 years ago

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kin ell
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3william56 #5 2 years ago

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F*ck, that's creepy.

Made by someone who's never met a real girl, for sads who've never met a real girl.

Call the paedofinder general.
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OnlyMe #6 2 years ago

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Seriously, who buys these games?
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scowat #7 2 years ago

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Post deleted at 16:41:01 08-02-2012
mingster #8 2 years ago

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nice jubblies.
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4thVariety #9 2 years ago

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I see plenty of gameplay there. The creepy stalker sneaking mission, the showering minigame, the "two girls one cup (of ice)" mode, the maritime currents discovery mode, and was that a volleyball net I saw?

That's more different gameplay than most fps and none of the violence.
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ZuluHero #10 2 years ago

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I had to stop watching this in work.

one to email home
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smernicki #11 2 years ago

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this is pathetic
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jonsaan #12 2 years ago

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PC Brigade suitably outraged.
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Hamflank #13 2 years ago

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Surely, if you're into this stuff, you'd be better off downloading porn.
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Phishfood #14 2 years ago

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I had a gay male friend that loved the first DOA Volleyball just for the volleyball game. Souds like he didn't spend enough time in the closet.
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LazyNinjaUk #15 2 years ago

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It made me laugh when I read an article about Tecmo a while back, in it they said they wanted to crack down on hackers making 'Nude cracks' for the Beach Volleyball series as they felt it hurt the games image. At that point I couldn't continue to read, as my eyes had welled up with tears from me laughing so hard.

Considering the lengths of string they call Bikinis in this game...talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
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DPRBassman #16 2 years ago

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isnt this just DoA Extreme 2 for the psp, same intro video anyway
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Kami #17 2 years ago

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As Yahtzee once said; Bosoms melons milk-factories busts funbags knockers ballistiques boobies jugs nipples jubblies STONKING GREAT TITS!
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jonsaan #18 2 years ago

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You can actually put clothes on them if bikinis offend your ever so correct morality you know.
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Sharzam #19 2 years ago

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Yup lots of volleyball in that trailer, oh wait what was it about then
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Triggerhappytel #20 2 years ago

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If you just want to tug one out, would it not just be cheaper and easier to buy some porn or take a quick whirl over to the Nuts website?!
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TopKatt #21 2 years ago

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@wile_coyote

I think you just wrote a pretty accurate review there!
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LFace #22 2 years ago

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No tramp stamps? No camel toe? No spiders legs? Lazy developers dont know women much do they.
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speedjack #23 2 years ago

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So... This is a game - right ?!
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HistoryTeller #24 2 years ago

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Cant see why people take this so serious. Its just DoA.

Lovely animation.
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Guv #25 2 years ago

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I just play it for the articles!
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sport #26 2 years ago

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meh, they're probably still full of shit.
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Cadence #27 2 years ago

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Is she glued to that palm tree at the end?
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Tkozy #28 2 years ago

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The physics engine for those girls' breasts is truly ground breaking.
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Flying_Pig #29 2 years ago

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It fells wrong, but that vid is strangely erotic...
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Stu #30 2 years ago

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At least they've now finally given up any pretentions of this being a game now, and focussed on what they do best...
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E_Goldstein #31 2 years ago

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Well that's more uncomfortable to watch than a loved one farting.

What precisely is this anyway?
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andyk #32 2 years ago

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LEGO Dead or Alive pls!!!!
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DRE4DNOUGHT #33 2 years ago

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thats nasty
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ProGrasTiNation #34 2 years ago

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Dead or Alive Rules!!!!Just look at that pixilated ass
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hiddenranbir #35 2 years ago

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I thought DoA was a fighting game...
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Caimbeul #36 2 years ago

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so still no gameplay footage???? whilst the fmv is of decent quality, whats the point if it it looks like a psp game rather than a x360 game.
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Transcendent #37 2 years ago

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Man those tits and ass sure are terrible weapons of the patriarchy.

Why couldn't they be a bit more respectful to women by filling the game with big muscular men taking what they want with force and conquering the world? It's not like that ever had anything to do with women becoming oppressed.

Edited by Transcendent at 27/02/10 @ 00:43
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jonnyellis #38 2 years ago

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dead or alive game or softporn?
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Razz #39 2 years ago

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omg I got a boner!
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spunkythefunkymunkey #40 2 years ago

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Is it wrong that I now have a semi?
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Errol #41 2 years ago

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I was aroused as well.
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Praetorianer #42 2 years ago

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Hot Coffee mod plz!
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SFG_Clan #43 2 years ago

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This isn't sexist or pervy... what?... It isn't I swear!
lol weird
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Scottie #44 2 years ago

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I don't know 'bout everybody else but when i watch this video i touch myself.

/grabs coat
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lockload #45 2 years ago

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I saw 2 girls one cone in there
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