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  • whizzedout #1 2 years ago

    But can he wank off a pig?
    Edited by whizzedout at 03/12/10 @ 15:55
  • coderkind #2 2 years ago

    Whoever writes your cheesy puns deserves a raise, seriously! :-)
  • JensonJet #3 2 years ago

    I'm with Coderkind. Eurogamer, I love the titles and subheads you come up for some of your articles.

    That's all; I didn't come here to comment on Beckham, EA or Sports Active 2, as I don't care about the man, the corporation or the game.
  • barkertron #4 2 years ago

    Awesome pun. Reminds me of when Keith Chegwin was trying to sort out his drink problem and some bright spark came up with "Cheggers can't be boozers"
  • schnide #5 2 years ago

    I usually love your puns, but I think this one's a bit off.. unless he actually did it of course, in which case, fair game.
  • Golgo #6 2 years ago

    England didn't get the World Cup because they sent a couple of posh, balding toffs and this tattooed chav to represent them. He couldn't even be arsed to have a shave before 'lobbying' the FIFA representatives! The Russians, meanwhile, sent the lady in the leopard-skin mini-dress, Ms. Olga Suckemov. Who would your vote go to?

    Fortunately I'm not English so I couldn't give a fuck!
  • Doctor_What #7 2 years ago

    It's a great fitness title, but who gives a toss if David Beckham was paid to demo it for half an hour in a posh studio somewhere?
  • TAKEL12 #8 2 years ago

    Haha that pun made me chuckle! Someone obviously told Beckham variety definately is the Posh Spice of life!